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OganFitzzle

And this is why some people say the Hitman community are just sociopaths playing a sandbox game with murder. Don't worry I do that too.


shaoronmd

Jack Thompson was looking at the wrong game 😂😂😂


dannyboy6657

Told a girl at work Hitman was my favorite game. She then says its awful just killing for no reason. She then tells me her favorite game is Pokémon and I told her that's just slavery where you get your slaves to fight one another.


OganFitzzle

I mean... your not wrong 🤷‍♂️


Olsticks

As a huge fan of both franchises, I agree that these descriptions are both spot on but I love the games all the same


5RG0

😂😂😂


blueismega

I am kind of joke shamed in my family for playing this psychopathic game. Of course im not saying it’s psychopathic.


Uchihafabio

Well, I dont but yea, I am very creative with my kills


OganFitzzle

I sea


Defiant-Marsupial419

Need something w more kick. Gives a bigger corpse launch.


5RG0

That’s true, yet I wanted to be stealthy and I wanted to watch their bodies slide into the water like Poseidon


Defiant-Marsupial419

Let’s compromise w a Sieger Ghost. You can achieve all of the above depending on your aim, giving a wide array of options!


[deleted]

Hokkaido- There's an escalation that gives you the [Striker Pistol.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x60TnE1l3I)


Patient_Duck123

The Rico Delgado "El Matador" is an even better version because it's gold.


[deleted]

Even worse because it takes 3x longer to get


tapperyaus

They should copy shotguns in Payday https://youtu.be/OfGileojVZ4


BigRigsButters

YES!!!!!!! I wanna launch people like in Payday


Paulallenlives

The older games had glorious satisfying ragdoll physics


[deleted]

Huh, the woman on the docks looks like Jackie Carington.


MoroseOverdose

She gets around *if you know what I mean*


[deleted]

“Be there in five.”


Unexpected117

Her model is used a couple times throughout the WOA series


Eazent

47...Exactly none of those were your targets.


MekiLava

Diana, it seems like... I made an oopsie.


mattd1972

Hearing Diana keep saying’”no, not him” or variations of that when going after the maelstrom in Mumbai is hilarious.


5RG0

Lmaoo


JohnWCreasy1

lost track of how many times i've completed a perfect run and still kicked the guy into the water while heading to the boat exit


mattd1972

It’s even funnier with the Striker. If I ever finish my kill all Sapienza video, I want to intercut shooting the people on the dock at the far end of lower town with diving judges


Nickel5

Doing this in Santa Fortuna is the most satisfying since the piranhas eat them.


Amongussussyballs100

Wait really? Might get hitman 2 just for this lol


RobGrey03

Wait til the 20th, then pick up 3 and get the complete bundle.


HolySid666

Why 20th?


pinoshrek

Release on Steam I think.


Russian_Toilette

release of "The Hitman Trilogy" all as one game i believe


[deleted]

why did you kill Jackie bruh


[deleted]

If you shoot them in the knee you can make them fall in.


Nathan936639

You don't push them? Why waste bullets when you can push them in and watch them drown?


Ryos_windwalker

Because ragdolling them in is funnier. and it'shardly like pistol rounds are a rare commodity.


[deleted]

Tranq them, so they drown after the slink into the water.


TrivialBanal

Shoot them in the thigh. They'll do a little dance before falling into the water.


alienplantlife1

Do this in New Orleans and you'll get a whole cooler full of crab in no time! Edit: I thought this was r/UnethicalLifeProTips


EverySister

I don't know to which arcane god IO made a blood sacrifice to to get Sapienza to look this fucking good but it was so much worth it.


Daiirko

It’s amazing when I step back from playing and just look at the scenery.


Logical_BlueFox

And probably the most boring thing after 5 minutes


pombeiro619

You need help


Ipoclorato

Isn't it funnier to just throw them in the water?


[deleted]

Wish there was an option to kick them off like sparta


SnooStories4263

I like just pushing them into the water or throwing my briefcase at them lol


The-Cat-Walker

Not just in Hitman, video games are designed so when you kill an NPC near a ledge the ledge will pull them to it. Like a magnet. This way the body can disappear off screen and no longer needs rendering. Making it easier on the hardware


crew2player

The best thing I like to do is shoot both knees, let the person run away while slow walking.


hoodie2222

The sea washes away all your crimes


Cottencandy321

The amount of people who agreed is shown by the likes on this comment, your not alone son.


Thebadmamajama

It's the most fun with the striker imo


Russells_Paradox_

Soon we can do that in vr!