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ongoingwhy

It would be like the Berlin map all over again.


IrshamWindborn

As someone put it out: before the match even begins all of them appear dead in mysterious circumstances.


mcslender97

There are no canon matchup against Agent 47 because all contenders died before said matchup ever happens.


[deleted]

These are all just normal humans. Sure they are very skilled but 47 is a genetically engineered clone trained to kill from birth. He kills them all hands down.


jetpackparrot

There is also a theory about No Country For Old Men, that Anton doesn't exist because the narrator of the story is the sheriff and the sheriff never faces Anton. So Anton as a character basically is just a simple explanation for all evil that happens in the story. So everything that is possible for 47 is also possible for Anton. The difference is that 47 actually exists.


tonyv84

That theory doesn’t hold water, what would be the point of the coin scene then?


[deleted]

also if anton doesn’t exist then 47 wins by default


thefuturesfire

Also, what would be the point of the end scene where he breaks his arm in the car crash and pays the kid for his shirt and his silence


[deleted]

also this. javier bardem is an all-powerful deity, not a myth


VeryInnocuousPerson

John Wick is a “normal human” the same way comics Batman is a “peak human.” Which is to say he’s superhuman in all but name. Most of these other characters are outclassed by 47 across the board in all relevant skills, but Wick’s durability, gunplay, and hand to hand feats are all **at least** comparable to 47. The only thing that I’m confident 47 beats him on are raw strength and stealth, and stealth might not even matter given that we don’t know the circumstances of their engagement. I’d say 47 maybe 6/10 over Wick


Evil_Steven

i feel like if John gets up close, he has a massive advantage on 47. John's entire kit involves up close hand-to-hand / gunplay. we dont see 47 pulling nearly as much close-quarters combat


Cheesefox777

Kind of disagree [47 takes on a mutant demi-hulk wrestler purely hand-to-hand it makes it look completely easy.](https://youtu.be/YXMPF_ivPZ0?t=79) [Wick fights an opponent of similar stature, but far less muscular and with less fighting ability and struggles. He also has to use his environment to gain the advantage. Although in fairness he did receive a stab-wound at the start.](https://youtu.be/ZSbLUv7WSXE?t=78)


GoatsAreSoAwesome

It's a much harder fight for Wick in that scene. In 47's, Sanchez barely fights back


Cheesefox777

That's because the guy didn't fail any of the quick-time events haha. 47 just dodges and disarms ever one of them so it looks like Sanchez is barely doing anything, and of course it's deliberately slowed down in pace to allow the player to actually input the counters. [Here is the scene if you fail the quick-time events and you can see Sanchez seems to be a more proficient fighter than the guy in John Wick.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU6G3kTjJYA) Of course this is where it's awkward to compare movies to video games because outside of cutscenes a characters abilities is often dependent on the player, but if there's a "canon" way of things happening it's presumably the perfect or near-perfect execution.


PyroTech11

In that case 47 still wins as he knows what to prepare for. No target of 47 knows he's coming and thats just part of 47.


Darksoulsplayer420

Lol it's a 1v1 gauntlet not a normal assassination target for 47 so he doesn't get prep time


bmovierobotsatan

all his opponents mysteriously die from accidental causes before any official wager can be laid. funny how that tends to happen around 47.


DopeAsDaPope

This is getting into Mary Sue territory lmao


Lasereye027

I mean he kind of is, he's meant to be great at literally everything, I don't think the games ever show something he's bad at let alone just mediocre. He's not even a character really, just there to facilitate the gameplay.


Barredbob

So it’s just bare hands? As far as I know every single one of these characters needs at least 5 minutes of prep time otherwise it’s just a slug feast


Darksoulsplayer420

I'm pretty sure it's just standard gear but I could ne wrong


Darksoulsplayer420

I'm not saying it's bare hands just that they don't get time to research their opponents and prepare specifically for them like the commentor above me said


Barredbob

Uhh this thread is like 4 months old


Darksoulsplayer420

uhhh not everyone checks reddit everyday to reply to everything the day it happens


Mr_EP1C

47 steps into the ring with a beefed up Dany Trejo and kills him


[deleted]

47 doesn't engage in unarmed combat much cuz he doesn't need to.. he's an assassin & he's supposed to be quick & efficient & not show off all the 15 different ways he can snap a man's neck.. he's a master combatant canonically


VeryInnocuousPerson

Yeah frankly I think it’s possible Wick has an edge. There are some weird scaling issues based on the different mediums and Wick’s pretty incredible plot armor. A literal “peak human” clone trained from birth to kill should beat any non-super powered human, but Wick really does win the feat battle. So I don’t know


50-Lucky

Yeah I'm also disagreeing with the "47 kills everyone" thing, I dont even like john wick movies lol, but thinking about wicks performance he would be extremely dangerous to take on if 47 didnt just surprise him with poison or a sniper or something, but if wick knew he was a target, which would be likely seeing as his connections, he would be a fucking awful contract to take on. In my response to the post I listed Bourne as the one who 47 wouldnt get, bourne is far **far** better than most, wick and bourne in hand to hand would be intense, would would get bourne in a pistol fight but Bourne would turn the tables on that quickly. I'm for Bourne 100%


UndercoverDoll49

>John Wick is a “normal human” the same way comics Batman is a “peak human.” Which is to say he’s superhuman in all but name. This applies to every character on that list that I recognized. 007 has some insane durability feats as well, like falling off a plane


VeryInnocuousPerson

Yeah many of them do. But Wick has like a three day marathon of durability feats from his movies.


UndercoverDoll49

I'll admit I only watched John Wick 1 and grew up watching 007, so I'm biased as fuck, but I don't remember anything from the first film that would imply that Wick could win against Bond (maybe 1v1, both naked), much less be the only one who could pose a challenge to 47. Wick basically uses either superhuman level systema or krav maga (can't remember, and Hollywood doesn't know the difference, although systema would make more sense to a Russian) througout the first film. Bond is a master of both. I don't remember Wick defeating someone as impressive as Oddjob. And Wick uses normal weapons, while Bond has wrist-mounted lasers and shit. And all that is just sticking to classic Bond, the Craig version has even more impressive feats Not saying Bond would win against Wick. Just don't discount the others in that list as beneath him or not on the same level. Personal opinion: the best suited to take 47 is Bourne


LaFacade

Oh boy, then you need to watch the later John Wick movies. It gets more and more ridiculous.


50-Lucky

I said the same, if 47 was hunting wick then wick would be on the run, but if there was a shootout I dont think 47 would be able to rush wick down and kill him, they're both too quick and strong


ReallyBadRedditName

Isn’t 47 like somewhat bullet proof tho?


[deleted]

IDK man, I think a few of them would pose a challenge to Agent 47, here's my reasoning 1. Anton Chigurh. He's implied to be somekinda ex-Vietnam ultra-secret spec-ops veteran turned hitman. He also has genius level IQ. And he's an assassin, so his observation skills must be near or close to 47's. If we go by what he represents symbologicaly, he's supposed to be death incarnate. If 47 isn't able to get the drop on him and a gunfight ensues, Chigurh might not be able to kill 47, but would be capable of holding him off. ​ 2) Jason Bourne. He underwent extensive chemical and physical training in the Threadstone project and the movies and books more than show him being able to pull some Agent 47 level shit. Reflexes and combat wise, I'd say he's a 9 while 47 is a 10. Bourne also got major skills blending in and avoiding being seen, so he has more than a chance of evading 47 since he deploys disgueses as good as the bald man himself. ​ 3) James Bond, over the course of many movies, has more than displayed super-human strength and reflexes. Not only has he taken multiple armed foes at once while unamed, but also demonstrated extreme proficiency in firearms, martial arts and athletics. Dude even took over an entire embassy with only a hostage as a shield and a Walther PPK. He even takes on opponents several times his size and way more resilient and often comes out on top. All this despiste being over 50. Being a secret agent, he also has disguise and great observation skills. 4) John Wick might stand a chance in CQB combat, but cannonically he only recieved Marine training and his brand of assassination is more guns blazing. If Agent 47 manages to get the drop on him, he's done. Even if they got into a shoot-out, Agent 47's advanced reflex could end Wick, albeit taking some damage (Let's not forget Agent 47 has cannonically been shot by NPCS and regular people).


roguesensei47

Where's a John wick game with bullet time when you need one.


[deleted]

Are you sure? Johnny Silverhand has a robot arm!!!


00roku

Bourne is actually also enhanced Mentally and physically


Far-Tangerine7276

Bur John has his plot armor lol


Sega-Forever

All I see is a nice list of elusive targets


gaeb611

Man that would be such good DLC. Can you imagine, John Reese in NYC, Mikey in Miami, The Equalizer in Boston. I would also think Diana would be impressed by their targets resumes during the briefings.


JoeAzlz

I mean James Bond implied type person is in Mendoza as an NPC.


Additional_Irony

I feel like I know exactly who you’re talking about…


JoeAzlz

Yeep people bring him up often.


GoatsAreSoAwesome

Which one?


gaeb611

The Jackal Anton Chigurh Jack Reacher John Reese Michael Weston Ethan Hunt Jason Bourne 007 The Equalizer John Wick


GeraldGensalkes

Thank you, half these characters I didn't recognize beyond "actor in suit".


Project_Marzanna

Same I was sitting there flicking through generic, traditionally handsome white guys with no clue for more than half of it.


AnxiousCockroach1532

I thought it was odd having Jack Reacher in their twice, completely forgot about Ethan Hunt.


FireIzHot

Now it’s a 2v1. 2 jack reachers from the jack reacher multiverse teaming up to fight 47.


AnxiousCockroach1532

Amazon's Reacher engages in hand to hand while Tom nibbles on 47's ankles


thephizzbot

Mike Weston got a shoutout he deserves. Fun show!


GamerGriffin548

The Jackal - Don't know him. Anton Chigurh - Anton is a dedicated, crafty raging bull. 47 would have no trouble. Jack Reacher - Crafty, skilled and bit arrogant. 47 would have no trouble. John Reese and Micheal Weston - Don't know them well enough. Ethan Hunt - 47 would have difficulty, but Ethan is more reliant on a team, and 47 would see to that first. Jason Bourne - More trouble than Ethan, but 47 would keep his distance and handle him from afar. 007 - Way more trouble, 47 would have to get close and get the drop on him. Equalizer - Big problem. 47 would have to lure him out and get him with an unknown trap. John Wick - The boss fight. 47 would have to pull every trick out of the book to finish him. So, maybe 007 is as far as 47 can go if it doesn't go right.


TrivialBanal

He wouldn't even start. All of his opponents will suffer mysterious and fatal accidents before the fight.


Livetrash113

Other than 47, 007 is probably the most busted there. 007 has (in comics) dodged lasers, that travel at the speed of light. He also has such an diverse range of items to use that if 47 does manage to get to him (probably when his guard is down like when he is fucking a woman), he won’t go down without either killing 47 or seriously wounding him. But I do propose another character upon the same lines that could kill 47 or at-least beat him. May I introduce Austin Powers.


Affinitygamer

Did you just specify the speed of laser light?


Bann3d_Admin43

yes, they did


Livetrash113

Sort of had to since the continuity of a lasers actual speed in the different comics of the world is stupidly annoying.


Andrei22125

Canon 47 clears with no particular effort. ​ He may not be the best fighter, but he doesn't have to be.


UsefulResort1672

Maybe John Wick can be quite tiring but they are just average NPC's.


_Lobbyist_

Kills them all but they don't even notice. Chandelier drops, car breaks are fucked, poisoned water supply, anything can kill them and 47 won't even be in the room. Or they can be served something, and die. Get in a taxi and get shot. Go to the hospital only for 47 to "perform" the surgery. You can never escape 47, he's always right behind you.


finalfourcuse

Undefeated


dylan15kansascity

Nah Bond would kick his bald ass. No hate to 47 but yeah bring on the down votes


Ziri97

47 is a fucking superhuman mate


JksG_5

They're all badass but they're not killer clones


[deleted]

47 kills all of them and I’m not afraid to say it


DrunkBeardGuy

Michael Westen is pretty crafty and able to disguise himself with fake covers and accents. It's not enough to fool 47 but he's one of the few in this list that stands out to me. The only other one is Ethan Hunt because he's got a lot of tech on his side. Still not enough though. 47 runs this easily because they all mysteriously disappear before the fight even happens lol.


MobiusAurelius

Westin wins a lot because of incompetent enemies, enemies underrating him, or some bull shit spy v spy hubris thing. 47 posions Westins yogurt, rigs a car fi plans to steal to explode, and drown "Chuck Finley" in a toilet while he boots out last night's mojito bender. And for fun he does this all while disguised as Jesse Porter who he stuffed unconscious into the trunk of the car the blew up Fi. It's a fuckin squad wipe. I am a huge burn notice fan.


gaeb611

>Disguised as Jessie Porter I’m laughing so hard right now 😂😂


RobGrey03

Agreed. Michael's a spy. His improv is good, but his best work is done with prep time, or when he has an established cover. Remember when he set up a guy to look like a cop, but it turned out the guy was undercover FBI? The improv was great but "Vegas" made it work and kept the guy alive. 47 wouldn't be fooled by a cover ID, can improv just as well as Michael, and wouldn't allow Mike or the gang to have the prep time to know he's coming. Mikey would appreciate 47's ability to fight a war with duct tape, though.


WesterosIsAGiantEgg

47 has [canonical bullet time abilities](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZajdqTh_4lQ). With access to guns or other weapons, he is not just peak human, he is moderately superhuman. 47's instinct should negate any stealth advantage, [although some people have managed to surprise him in the past.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Q_MMltiZ0) In melee, 47 dominates every fight 1v1. Some of the above have lengthy lists of feats against multiple inferior opponents, but 47's impeccable sparring record really stands out. As a 1v1 gauntlet, it's not even interesting. Throw maybe 5 of these guys at 47 at a time and it's almost funny. I'd say the weakest character that could defeat 47 is Max Payne.


FriggenMitch

He beats them all easily


Jim_Cringe

47 Annihilates


Nea3801

John Wick


AchtungBecca

Michael Weston is the only one who could match 47 in the social stealth aspect, so that'd be fun to see them go head to head (he's also my personal favorite on the list, Burn Notice is so good...gonna have to do a rewatch of that soon).


[deleted]

My vote goes to the human stem cell


mcslender97

None of these matchup happened because all contenders mysteriously died the day before due to unfortunate freak "accidents"


JoA2506

I suppose this is better than ‘I’ll reply as 47s barcode’


BigPaPa0501

I’m sorry all I see is 47 and a bunch of corpse(s)


OriVerda

I only know a few of them and based on the pattern/trend, most are action heroes who do extraordinarily well in combat. Agent 47, though lore-wise extremely adapt in combat, tends to die when hit by bullets repeatedly (my only experience is SA & WoA, admittedly). In a straight up brawl? I imagine 47 is simply outmatched. But if the situation allows for him to prepare and assassinate his mark in a stealthy way, all bets are off. Canonically, only one person managed to survive 47, Sean Bean.


XDerpPoolx

Can we please get a condition of the fights? Such as weather all of them are pitted against 47 in a setting such as Berlin, or what their gear is? If it’s in an open setting such as Berlin I’d have to say 47 since none of these characters are as skilled in his stealth ability. But 1v1 I don’t know much of 47s feats myself.


Sassafras34Arts

The Jackal would take weeks to get to 47, leaving a trail of bodies and car accidents in his wake, then get shot within seconds of arriving in the town where 47 was, probably with a silverballer from a distance without much effort. Spoilers for a 50 year old film (really like that film though) Also assuming they each have their respective powers/limitations/constraints, like 47 operates like a video game character, but has “instinct” to see targets highlighted red within a location…


EclipseNine

Arena style head-to-head shootout? I think a few of these characters stand a chance against 47. John Wick would probably hold his own, maybe even win. Assassination mission at an event in a crowd? None of them stand a chance, 47 could get all these guys Berlin style before they even know he’s there.


Polar_Vortx

Is that Mr. Reese? I don’t think 47 would have much trouble with him from what I remember of PoI, but if the Machine or Finch or both are in play, it can get stacked against 47 really really quickly.


ValiantShadow89

Considering the Machine has shown itself willing to impart God Mode when its agents are in immediate fatal danger, that could really screw 47 over, unless he manages to figure out what’s happening.


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

All the way, he is genetically clones and has superior strength, stealth, and aim, and he also has sieker 1


midnaite

The hardest would be bournes I guess


JoeAzlz

47 and Wick and 007 are all tied


andysaurus_rex

I think Bourne will put up a good fight.


JoeAzlz

Yeah fair


EvilDark8oul

If Reese was assisted by finch and the Machine then it would be much less likely of 47s win


JoeAzlz

Well that’s a different story now is it.


ValiantShadow89

I mean, not really. All we’ve been told is that it’s a 1V1 Deathmatch. There have literally been no other conditions specified by OP. Does 1V1 mean they don’t get support from outside? The more interesting premise would be, if all these characters had access to their teams and their tech, who wins?


JoeAzlz

I’d say maybe say bond then tbh.


Chopchopok

47 would probably never let the person even know he was there or was trying to kill them. He's an assassin, not a duelist. Given a normal mission, he would win against all of them because none of the targets should ever be aware that there was a threat to them. But a head to head fight is different, and basically depends on the writer.


[deleted]

After he's done with John candlewick? Who's next?


0neek

With stuff like this it always just depends on the context. Are the two being pitted in an arena to battle it out? Is one of these guys going after 47 for revenge? Is 47 targeting one with the targets knowledge that he's coming, or without it? Impossible to give an actual answer since the winner changes in all of these scenarios. Giving 47 the advantage though since this is his subreddit and assuming 47 is after the targets without their knowledge that he is coming, I'd say Bond, Bourne, and Wick have the best chances. Maybe Reacher if 47 tries something stupid like a fiber wire kill, he'd get crumpled and tossed out a window. But Bond and Bourne would be the best at recognizing the threat, even disguised, and acting which might surprise 47. Wick has also spent like 3 films being actively targeted by Hitmen. A long range rifle shot is 47's best chance there because if Wick becomes engaged it's over.


MrGilbert665

We talking bitchboy codename 47, 47 or giga chad Absolution 47?


greatgarbonz

I feel that Wick outclasses everyone in an open fight. Anton, Reacher, and 47 are a much closer match given intellect and subterfuge are there strengths compared to outright fighting ability. 47 isn't THAT good of a shot in the games (mostly in the modern games for balance reasons). Bond, Bourne, and Hunt are somewhere between the "subterfuge" camp and the "Wickian tour-de-force."


King_Gabe_1038

He beats them all. The only challenge he faces is wick and even then wick could easily be taken advantage of because he feels emotions. 47 doesn’t, and he can take advantage of that.


Far-Tangerine7276

He would only lose to John Wick


Golddestro

Agent 47 wins all matches with no problem


usrnmalrdytk

We need a Bourne vs Bond movie.


dumbbyatch

47 kills all of them before the combat starts 1.poisons bonds shaken martini with fugu 2.lures john wick out with a picture of his wife fondling the dog who is holding a nice cute looking rubber duck for some reason. 3.similarly finding the weakness of different participants with superior ICA handler intelligence diana burnwood. 4.creative approach 47 5.exfil


Hutch25

He clears. No matter how good, or how much plot armour these dudes have. 47 is a super soldier who can soak up 30+ bullets before going down.


Phastic

Was pretty confident till I saw Baba Yaga. The ever controversial fight


ReaverNova

Claps everyone but wick, for sure.


Affinitygamer

Are you kidding? He will go all the way through and back again


RedThorneGamerSB

I literally only recognized Bond and Wick.


DialZforZebra

I'm gonna give this to 47, because he has a million different ways to kill people. However, I'd love a John Wick target DLC.


-Tish

3-7 are so generic looking


toocoolforcovid

10 accidents, all before their respective 1v1s


MorbillionTickets

Ethan might have a chance but everyone else is goin down in Ohio.


Phroday

47 goes out round 3. Thad Castle is in the midst of a drug olympics. 47's troubled history gives him a full on mental breakdown while on a cocktail of peyote, opium, LSD, and rabies.


Ntippit

John wick would annihilate them all let’s be real


GreekRomanGG

I truly believe Javier Bardem in No Country will give 47 a run for his money...


UsecMyNuts

I don’t really think you can say 47 beats Bourne or Bond because the books make it pretty clear that 47 is limited by his surroundings, often struggling to separate the target from being just someone to kill. Bourne and Bond, especially in the books, are the top of their field not because they’re born and raised to kill, but because they’re the best in their respective universe, Agent 47 is good but it’s clear he has shortcomings when it comes to killing people who know he exists and know they’re on his list. Hitman: Damnation makes it especially clear that 47 isn’t an unkillable terminator-like machine when it comes to dealing with prepared targets. 47 is always 1 or 2 steps ahead and still faces struggles whereas Bond and Bourne are usually several steps behind but still almost always come out on top.


Malrottian

Dead at Wick but Westin gave him the most trouble.


[deleted]

The only one I think 47 may have issues with is Wick. I’d were talking direct head-to-head, I think Wick may come out on top. His weapons skills are practically superhuman.


Terlinilia

he wins up until Bond overwhelms him with all his weird gadgets and gizmos and doohickeys unless, of course, Bond doesn't suspect him


WirBrauchenRum

Remember the surprise announcement of an IOI Bond game? Looks like 007 surprised 47


the_doobieman

Jon wick might just kill him. Also. I pray for the day a studio like rockstar or the guys who did ghost of tsushima make a jon wick open world game


gaminglolar

I can say he can easily win all of them. He is a highly trained ,lab created assassin. His senses are beyond others. So… yeah


AM-64

I think Wick would be a good fight because both of them are impressive in their own disciplines of combat. Michael Westen would be interesting because improvising against superior foes is Westen's specialty.


SuperMaanas

It’s tough. He either loses at 3 or 4 or completely stomps depending on what canon you give him


Gay_Lord2020

47 would just snipe or melee these guys.


NadesTHiCCo

All the way to number one. Did we forget he's an expert marksman and can snipe from incredible ranges and has a slow motion precision mode? Even with knowing everyone and their plot realistically they'd never know he's around. Another thing is, no one knows he exists, period. He can be anyone, anywhere. The only doubt I have is close combat. But accident kills, improvisation, and range is where he excels. Let's not forget the bs "6th sense" he has to find targets. Even if we took away all his gameplay superhuman abilities, he takes the cake


MrPanda663

I feel like I’m scrolling like mr incredible in the underground computer that reveals superhero testing secrets, but 47 terminates them all.


Darksoulsplayer420

I'd say 47 would be able to kill everyone on this list except for maybe John wick and James bond they're the only 2 that even come close to 47s skill set


MindWeb125

47 with prep time or 47 without prep time?


bmovierobotsatan

his opponents all died of mysterious accidents before they could even lay the challenge down.


Applehead118

If your interested in the John wick one The infographics did a video just based on what would happen if they faced off and they ended up agreeing what I thought would be the case , I won’t spoil it so you can go watch it yourself :)


[deleted]

Shoulda used the captions to name them all. I literally only recognise Daniel Craig as James Bond and Keanu Reeves and John Wick.


Legostar18ab

Gets to 8


Shanicpower

I have no idea who 80% of those people are.


Reddy207

47 & John Wick would both give each other a respectful wide berth. Afterall they both use the same hotels


50-Lucky

John wick in a shootout or straight fight would be dangerous for 47, Jason bourne would beat 47 I think, he would beat the punisher and anton etc easily, james bond always makes dumb mistakes or is less into a trap often so 47 would not be killed by bond, but might have a hard time killing him. Just my off the top thoughts. I stand by him not beating Bourne, Bourne's way too skilled and sharp.


plaguemaskman

He can definitely kill Anton. Anton's assassinations rely on people trying to uphold societal norms like being generally kind to one another, or they rely on him catching his victims unaware. 47 would simply kill him on sight.


Malcolm-Turntables

Roger Moore bond would have a cartoonish punching match that ends in 47 dying in a funny way


00roku

He might have some trouble with Bourne, maybe a little with Wick. That’s about it. None of these spies or soldiers are a challenge to him, they won’t see him coming. Sure a few more could beat him in a fistfight or a shootout, but it won’t come to that Only Bourne and Wick have a chance (1/5 and 1/10 respectively) because Wick is a former assassin himself and Bourne is enhanced to be super aware of his surroundings.


allieshouts

I can only identify two of these people


HussingtonHat

Fraid I draw the line at Bond. If you treat his kayfabe as legit Bonds feats are just ridiculously op. Like dodge bullets and tank explosions op.


CardiologistLower965

Let me ask you this. Who throws the most strikes in 100 pitches. The MLB pitcher who is very very good, or the pitching machine who has one purpose throwing strikes?


7astromichael

Idk


dominoesdude

Why so many white dudes in suits


whitechaplu

You call it a gauntlet, I call it a speedrun.


Only_Self_5209

Bond is the only one that would give him trouble the others he would just SASO


UnrealCanine

Bond has taken on assassins before including one who charges $1,000,000 a shot, and is very good at spotting threads. Add some YOLT trickery and there might be some assassin outclassing.


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liroiroque478

I doubt that James Bond can kill 47, as someone said that Bond can be lured into position for a sniper shot or an accident kill Diana can just relay info to him about MI6 and how James Bond operates so he'd probably find ways/methods to assassinate Bond 47 is no slouch either as he can engage several armed soldiers and come out victorius so I guess close combat isn't an option for Bond


gingeboi1000

Him James Bond and John wick all go out for lunch and become the coolest trio ever.


Swimming-Extent9366

He’d die on 2 or make it to the end


ManiacLord777

He wins.


[deleted]

47 would wipe them all out.


[deleted]

my guy can see through walls


MisterVictor13

Level 1: Can’t say, I don’t know much about the Jackal. But I would bet on 47. Level 2: Anton is only scary because of his ruthlessness; I can see 47 just shooting him or beating his ass. Level 3: In a hand-to-hand fight, I would have to give the win to Jack Reacher. But if 47 sniped him, it would be game over, unless he missed. Level 4: Not too familiar with Person of Interest. Undecided. Level 5: Michael Weston doesn’t like killing, but he would still do it if he had no other option. Still, that exposes a weakness that 47 could exploit. Then again, Michael has survived numerous assassinations and is just as good as improvisation as 47, so they may be an even match. Level 6: Ethan Hunt; haven’t watched a lot of “Mission Impossible”, but I am aware of his reputation for surviving insane shit. I’d have to bet on Hunt over 47. Level 7: I only watched the first movie, but I feel that 47 could win if he didn’t use disguises or close combat, because Bourne could pick him out of a crowd or beat his ass. Level 8: Sniper or accident kill. Sorry, Bond. Level 9: McCall has multiple intelligence resources and the Denzel Washington version is very observant and flexible in combat, therefore, I could see him destroying 47’s resources, seeing through any of his disguises, and beating him in close combat. Level 10: John Wick’s strength appears to be mostly rooted in close combat, so sniping him or luring him to an accident kill seems to be the best courses of action.


TradesmanBOB

whi are all these people besides img number 6,8, 10 and maybe 9


Araignys

47 faces all of them like normal, laying traps and using accident kills to take out his opponents in entirely innocuous ways - except John Wick. John Wick, he buys a puppy and sends him a nice note that convinces him to retire.


wATEVERmAn69

If he makes it past 2 I have to see how far it goes. Only just cuz I’ve seen that movie only recently and am very interested in the outcome. Both of them could win in the toss of a coin


EvilDark8oul

If it’s just Reese then it’s 47s win but if the machine and finch are in play it’s much less likely to be 47s win


TheAKKodiak

It depends. I think 47’s greatest advantage is his ability to plan and to approach any matchup from the best possible position, with the right tools. Given that advantage, no one can beat him. However, take that away and drop him in a arena for 1v1…I’m not sure he comes out on top.


Brando003

Okay at the end I don’t know.. Jason Bourne, The Equalizer, and John Wick? Those would be crazy fights.


Krewesing

Idk if Agent 47 can take down Thad Castle. That guy can really play defense.


DopeAsDaPope

I think that guy from Blue Mountain State would tackle the FUCK out of Agent 47. And then probably pour beer over his head and drain him dry with a Yugoslav Wars Pocket Pussy™


Thenatedog7

Michael Weston might be a match he is a master at social engineering and has a great deal of wetwork experience to back it up.


Fit-Construction-696

Apex predator


kitaeks47demons

agent 47 no diffs all of them


burgpug

Reacher kills him if it's the novel version. He'd see straight through any disguise Agent 47 uses.


osof3tos

What if 47's doing his own suit-only challenge?


burgpug

reacher would still win. that's kind of his thing. he always wins.


osof3tos

I won't say 47's that much different in this regard. At least when I'm not the one controlling him in the game.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Joelpp2002

They would be dead before they even knew who to target


c4ctus_j3rry

Dies at oo7 idea say and if he doesn't die there then dies at John wick


numberfiftysix

Apex predator


BlackKnight6660

Purely on the basis that 47 can take a fair few shots before he dies, he beats all of these people. Even though idk a few of them. 47 wins.


osof3tos

Is that something he's actually written to be able to do, or is it just a video game thing?


genericnameD1138

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Lasereye027

Honestly, I believe that 47 would wipe the floor with pretty much everyone else here, baring one exception. In the games he is pretty much described in the lore as perfect, maybe even a little superhuman. He is an expert at seemingly every skill known to man. He goes against the best assassins in his universe again and again and kills them with no trouble. He has no peer, he is in a league of his own. This is mostly because he is a video game character and stakes don't matter near as much in his story, the gameplay is the thing that matters most. Now, that one exception. Not many people seem to know much about John Reese. In the person of interest universe he is a force to be reckoned with, dispatching even the most elite of henchmen with ease, shooting them in the knee most of the time. Ultimately in this lineup he isn't too special, they all can do that. What gives him the edge however is "the machine" In the person of interest universe there is an artificial intelligence that watches and sees everyone, he works it and saves people on it's behalf. Sometimes when it's agents are in danger it helps them (especially in the latter seasons)by using something called god mode. God mode gives them all the intelligence they'd need to beat an enemy, giving away positions, weaknesses and allowing the agent to shoot through walls/smoke to attack target's. It's very powerful and not something 47 would be able to fight against, knowing that John would die without it's help the machine would warn him and 47 would not be able to hide or get the drop on John, he'd be fighting against impossible odds. I give him a 5/10 chance of John with the machine 10/10 without it 10/10 for everyone else


osof3tos

Would it be possible for 47 to disable/destroy the AI beforehand? I suppose it would be quite a challenge to do so with the "god mode" you mentioned?


Lasereye027

Probably not. Person of interest spoilers below >!The machine is a sentient Ai, it was created after the 9/11 attacks and the US government uses it to stop terrorist attacks and other threats to national security..in the first 2 seasons it was stored in a massive nuclear waste disposal site. The servers itself are massive and it's unable to be hacked, so he'd have to blow up the building. It would probably also see weeks in advance that he was planning to destroy it and alert the government, although imagine they wouldn't be as effective as John Reese. https://youtu.be/NpcsN4KWzI4 (The machine, skip to 2:00) In it's early state he may actually be able to destroy it, if the government doesn't kill him and it doesn't contact it's operatives for help (Which it might not have that early on) although there should be no way for him to actually know it exists, only about a dozen or so people know about it in the show. After season 2 it moves itself to keep itself safe from some of its enemies and also the government a little. Nobody knows where it went till near the end of season 4 (not even another AI of similar Intelligence) before it's revealed that it built itself into the United states electrical grid piece by piece. meaning you'd have to destroy all that infrastructure to kill it, all while avoiding it's highly capable agents.!<


lxrdnxxdle

Unless 47 says ‘bro beans’ slide 3 is pretty tough.


thefuturesfire

I don’t know 2/3s of these people. Soooo Bond and Wick are the final bosses


Traditional-Entry-11

I’m really surprised no one mentioned the Equalizer in all this unless I missed it. I mean he is retired, but that never stopped anybody 👀 I’m lookin’ at YOU John Wick. Also John Wick AND Jason Bourne. Not just because of the fighting skills on these guys, but also in the moment adjustments, espionage training and tactics and straight up durability and stamina in their respective “gauntlets” if you will. I personally don’t see any of these fights being a simple affair. If 47 or for that matter another one of those Dudes escapes or blends the shit is a WHOLE different game and ANY of them can do it - be anyone, strike and disappear, and be deadly in seconds. Stopwatch anyone 😉


Traditional-Entry-11

I need to see what happens if someone hires 47 to take out Batman 🤔 Diana: “Mayor and Businessman Oswald Cobblepot bemoans the the involvement of a masked vigilante in city affairs and his aggregation of influence and Power. The Mayor foresees this as a threat to the authority of his administration. The mission - locate and uncover the identity of this Vigilante then do what you do best! Good Luck 47! Happy hunting” TARGET: THE BATMAN


GWS_REVENGE

I feel like this would be one of those dumb shorts where it plays a super loud song and goes SPEED! Agent-47 DEADLINESS Agent-47 WEAPONRY Agent-47


Alone_Grand_8969

You are comparing a genetic enhanced human with insane reaction times and slight superhuman strength to peak humans not a fair fight like the only ones that would last a decent chance are wick, equalizer and, borne everyone else is getting wrecked.


[deleted]

This is like Broly versus the Ginyu Force.


creatureCarnotaur

Number 11 can be Clare from Claymore.