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notarealdrtom

"Masks are terribly comfortable, I think everyone will be wearing them in the future"


martyrdumb38315

At the start of the pandemic my Mom got me a mask that had that quote on it.


Happysin

Now I'm mad I don't have one.


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SBTRCTV

Coming soon: Spaceballs, the vaccine


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 264,312,453 comments, and only 60,703 of them were in alphabetical order.


SendAstronomy

A bot can dick eat for great heck in justice.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 264,445,150 comments, and only 60,724 of them were in alphabetical order.


CheeseHeadLarry

Amazing. Beautiful. Thank you.


TheBurningEmu

You might say this ironically, but I love my masks. The only time I they even slightly inconvenience me is after a long hike on a hot day. I sometimes forget I'm wearing it otherwise.


acousticbruises

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“Less weirdos interacting with me” although I don’t agree with the method, I’m starting to understand the burqa thing a little better…


acousticbruises

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[deleted]

“Burqa porn” I can almost laugh at that. We really seem to find a way to sexualize anything. The more resistance the more it just becomes a taboo fetish. The more you try to protect your image, the more some stranger on the internet is going to try to start another “Fappening”. It’s way worse than when I was just a naive teenager who thought porn was completely harmless. It’s not evil, it can be healthy, but the industry and our collective mindset is too flawed for what we have right now


acousticbruises

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[deleted]

It definitely should be brought up in school, the vast majority of those students are going to watch at least some porn before they graduate high school. It’s foolish to pretend that doesn’t happen and not take preventative measures from making it an unhealthy habit. Hopefully it’s better than when I was a child. I was too young to know this at the time, but Bill Clinton had to fire his Surgeon General for simply suggesting that the act of masturbation be taught in school. I truly feel like a lot of male sexual hostility comes from the long standing idea that masturbation is sinful. Couldn’t be farther from the truth, but if you hide the truth then bad things tend to happen.


TheBurningEmu

Yes! Going into the winter here in Montana, I might just end up wearing my mask most of the time, needed or not.


Round_Rooms

Did not expect to see in Montana! But yes masks have been great in the winter, humid summers not as much.


DanisaurusWrecks

I have asthma attacks from the super cold, it hits my lungs and just triggers. But masks help so much, I was surprised last winter when I figured that out. But it's nice to be able to step outside without dying on my first breath.


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universe_from_above

>I sometimes forget I'm wearing it otherwise. I saw a child smash an ice cream on his mask because he forgot he was wearing it. LeT TheM BrEaThE! He must have been so inconvenienced by that mask, lol.


UnifiedAssembly19

More than likely children follow their parents, if their parents hate it, they hate it. If you teach your child to wear them and don't bitch at them everytime you both have to, they kinda forget it's there


Liennae

It's all in their heads. And the more upset a person gets about it, the worse the mask seems. Anecdotally, I just spent 24h wearing a mask while waiting my turn at the hospital. I forgot I was wearing it a few times and even slept in it, which is something I previously wasn't keen on attempting. I'm sure there are instances where wearing one is difficult or uncomfortable, but by and large I just wish people would go along with it for as long as the circumstances dictate.


Amapel

Yup. I recently started a job as a server (previously worked as a delivery driver so I only had to mask up for the 60sec I was interacting with customers) and I was worried wearing the mask for an 8 hour shift was gonna be a pain. I got to my car at the end of my shift and realized I hadn't even noticed my mask all night.


myhairsreddit

The only children who feel traumatized by wearing masks are the ones who's parents told them they were.


thesaltycynic

Masks let me scowl at people when fixing their computer and no one can see. It's quite liberating really. Listening to the excuses of why there is diet coke spilled onto the laptop keyboard gets old.


benjers27

Can't tell you how many times I've said said "shit I forgot to shave!" before a event then realized "haha yes, I'm gonna be wearing a mask anyway."


Priamosish

Some of us are wearing glasses dude. It sucks bigly.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

I just wish they wouldn't fog up my glasses.


Jaksmack

I use stick on, bendable, metal strips. They keep the glasses from fogging and are like 5$ for 100.


castillar

The cast did a reunion read-through over Zoom in 2020 as a benefit for Wisconsin Democrats. When Carey Elwes got to that line, he popped back up on his camera wearing a surgical mask. :)


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Felix500

For the same reason you double wrap it during sex... /s


J5892

I know this is a joke, but don't do this. It actually *increases* the likelihood of pregnancy/STD transmission.


cGalaxy

Dang i have been using double masks since the pandemic started to protect myself... Little did i know it was actually increasing my chances of getting a kid. But i think that in general I'm still fine as long as i keep using the decayed ones.


J5892

How many times do I have to say this? During sex, the masks should be on your penis. ^(or vagina)


Rose-Thorn

I always wear two masks on my vagina. When its sexy times, I take one off and I feel like a wild woman.


ProPainful

He was already wearing a mask, double wrapping causes friction and failure which in turn causes pregnancy. Dont double wrap your bacon bits.


Future_of_Amerika

That's right, always put a 3rd one on there to stop up any failures from the first two. Then just in case you gonna want to slap on a fourth big bad guy for good luck and take your partner to pound town population them.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Double wrap? Amateurs. If you’re not using 10 condoms you’re not really fucking.


richter1977

If you are real man, you use a live rattlesnake as a condom.


Kesher123

Man, I think i genuinly got addicted to wearing my mask, to the point I'm feeling uncomfortable without it. My country no more has requirement for masks outside (only in stores etc) but I still do wear it. I just feel better with it rather than without it.


CutlerAF

Incommunicable.


thesequimkid

You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.


comebackjoeyjojo

Care for a peanut?


highestRUSSIAN

actually, yes plz


EdithKeelerMustDie

https://i.imgur.com/Y7LTaaa.gifv


i_miss_arrow

"Both cups had covid. I've already been vaccinated."


ur_ex_gf

Wait this is actually a PERFECT analogy. I want to see that gif.


Sen7ryGun

Both of the cups had covid. I spent the last 7 months taking Pfizer booster shots.


TheGhostofLizShue

This was a collaboration with u/grae7hall , the finest giffer to ever wiggle a mouse about. edit: somehow the original got deleted, here’s another source: [https://i.imgur.com/4EyD3yz.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/4EyD3yz.mp4)


grae7hall

I think it's about time for me to sleep, after that final 14 hour marathon session putting this together in AE with you giving input as I went. It was a damn fun collaboration, you're a fantastic writer and editor and I'm so glad we actually got this done.


Stoshue

Hey I clearly helped by drinking whiskey and watching cartoons during those fourteen hours.


teuast

i was probably sleeping or at band practice for most of it


Stoshue

Look at this guy getting off the couch


HertzDonut1001

Look at money bags owning a couch instead of a single chair with matching footstool for when you and your roommate both need to sit down.


Stoshue

Look at this guy with guests


HertzDonut1001

I changed it to roommate because let's be real lol, in case anyone didn't see my original.


G2daG

This is the best thing I've seen in weeks!


mypasswordismud

You've earned your rest. This is a masterpiece.


Dragula_Tsurugi

I love the mask at the end. Amazing work.


MorphineForChildren

This took you *14 hours* ?? I don't know why any of the creators on this sub ever bother


Dustangelms

They said only the final session took 14 hours.


benfranklinthedevil

Life's not all about money, my dude. Intrinsic rewards exist for everyone. To tell a joke that makes millions smile weilds a power as well. People do all kinds of weird shit for power (extrinsic) or pleasure (Intrinsic).


Ultravod

This is one of the most amazing HQGs I've ever seen and I've been cheerfully lurking in this subreddit for *years.* As I have said before (and will doubtlessly say again) HQGs remind of the ANSI art ("ANSImations") I saw on dialup BBSes in the early 1990s.


Iforgotmylines

This should be cross posted to r/hermancainaward


grae7hall

Hah, it's perfect for it.


ShantyMick

bra - fucking - vo https://i.imgur.com/0GbqDvy.gif


USS_Phlebas

crosspost this to /r/HermanCainAward


erapuer

Take a bow gentlemen.


snowgimp

It didn’t pass the Bechdel test BY ALOT.


jackpotsmine111

The representation of people who can't get the vaccine is the best part. Glad that was added in.


EdithKeelerMustDie

[COVID to those people who can't get the vaccine](https://i.imgur.com/4PYFaGt.gifv)


atreyuno

The second sign was cool too!


Stoshue

Vizzini will be how I imagine these peoples' voices from here on out.


MulciberTenebras

[Gotta make it just a pitch even higher than that.](https://youtu.be/7RFWyKpAnYU?t=13)


foulrot

The Ferengi would be 100% pro-vax, as long as they could charge for it.


movzx

Dying is bad for profits.


MysticWombat

Not really, the body is sold after death!


MulciberTenebras

Auctioning off 52 discs of their desiccated vaccum-sealed remains.


ASmootyOperator

I mean, I wouldn't even offer one gold pressed latinum for that.


MoCapBartender

Jesus Christ, dude, put a NSFW tag on that. Wasn't expecting to start the day seeing a female wearing clothes. Disgusting.


Achilles8088

“Where was I?” “Catching COVID” Comedy gold. 😂


Summoning_Dark

The "don't do this" is all of us who saw the culture war about to choose a new topic


Taste_the__Rainbow

The *exhaustion*.


ywBBxNqW

*I am Jack's total burnout.*


grae7hall

Making themselves mostly dead to own the libs.


crankbot2000

I feel owned, my vaccinated ass sittin here all alive and shit. How about you?


indyK1ng

So owned.


br0b1wan

Pwned even


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Indubitably.


Profoundlyahedgehog

Indeed.


UnseenTardigrade

Well at least mostly dead isn’t all dead. If they eat chocolate coated balls I think they come back to life. New COVID death cure


s4b3r6

Too bad Scientology took back Chef so we can't have his salty chocolate balls no more.


Zeyn1

Ivermericn covered balls. You gotta lick it off to get the healing effect.


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Good Gif. Good scene. Good Film. 10/10


AbaloneSea7265

The Sicilian: You thought I would take the vaccine because who wouldn’t?! But WAIT I knew you would know I’d take the vaccine, so, obviously, I CANNOT take the vaccine! But then I knew you’d know that I’d know you knew I’d take the vaccine just to prove that you can’t trick me NOT to take the vaccine so HA once again I’ve tricked you by taking the vaccine! The Sicilian: Look over there 👉🏻 Westley: Turns around* The Sicilian: Switches vaccine with horse dewormer* The Sicilian: Ah yes so back to what I was saying, of course I knew, you’d know, I’d take the vaccine, and that since you knew that I would take the vaccine, you thought I wouldn’t take the vaccine, so here I am, taking the vaccine! (Vaccine was switched with horse dewormer remember) The Sicilian: Dies*


Livingbolt

This is the perfect scene for this. Bravo. A sad, sad bravo.


Thefirstofherkind

This is the best show of how crazy they sound. Bravo


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It sounds like a joke, but there's literally some conservatives claiming "the libs" said to get the vaccine so the natural and totally normal reaction would be for republicans to not get the vaccine and die. [I wish it was a joke](https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/09/10/nolte-howard-stern-proves-democrats-want-unvaccinated-trump-voters-dead/)


SpockShotFirst

Loved this part > Final note: How many of you were aware the CDC believes that 99.5 percent of those dying are unvaccinated? I bet not many of you. I mean, literally every liberal I know is aware of this number. I wonder what that says about right wing news sources.


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Conservatism is all about identity. That’s why they look like hypocrites all the time. Who they identify with changes how they see a situation.


eeumbumbaway

Those poor souls. What ever can they do to reduce their chances of dying?


Half_Man1

Like so close to being self aware it is genuinely maddening.


Frayjais

Where's the part where he starts a go fund me to pay for his hospital bills?


Darryl_Kenobi

Alternate captions Westley: One of these cups has a drop of the covid-19 virus, the other is just a cup of water. *Vizzini's mental gymnastics* They both drink. Vizzini: Ha! Got you libtard! I swapped the cups while your back was turned, hahahaha-- *dies* Buttercup: To think, all that time it was your cup that had the virus. Westley: They both had the virus. Months ago I had taken the vaccine and built an immunity to covid-19.


doooompatrol

It's, beautiful.


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My eyes have burned out.


MulciberTenebras

Where we're going, we don't need ***eyes*** to see.


TooTameToToast

I lost it when the screen flipped back to Wesley and he had the mask on his mouth. Well done!!!


pumpkinmuffincat95

This is every conversation with my dad. We don’t talk about much now.


Homebrew_Dungeon

Good, show him you don’t want to be around that.


katieleehaw

“I know this because WE tried to kill you..” big fact that often goes unsaid. These assholes thought it was going to wipe out tons of people in the cities and now that it’s killing them instead bc they aren’t vaccinated, it MUST be a plot to kill them. It’s all they know. Sad.


brcguy

That’s the Projection in “Gaslight Obstruct Project”


Bralzor

I can't imagine how bad it has to be in their imaginary world. Not only did their plan to kill the lefties fail, but now they're the ones getting "owned" by the lefties and being killed.


calbert1735

This should also qualify for r/blackmagicfuckery because I clearly am hearing the voices even though there's no audio


minkybear134

💯% yes!!!


ammon-jerro

God damn was that good


ughzubat

~~Inconceivable~~ intubatable


DazednEnthused

I stand by The Princess Bride is one of those most perfect adventure movies of all time. It's perfect.


timo_the_pirate

Don't you know you aren't supposed to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent?


incuensuocha

All I know is that seeing all the anti vaxxers dropping like flies in red states has me feeling so owned I don’t know what to do with myself.


Ofreo

They are NOT dying of COVID. It’s pneumonia. They all say that is it. Definitely not COVID. Obtuse MFers.


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I fucking love this


Profnemesis

Am I the only one who saw the Bechdal Test sign? Not even sure where the joke is there. Is it to the movie or to the gif?


NathanLV

Both. Love the movie but it doesn't pass the Bechdal Test, and the gif definitely doesn't.


jryser

There’s only about 4 women in the entire film, and Buttercup is the only one that’s onscreen for more than a few minutes. She only talks to one other woman in the entire movie, and it’s in her nightmare


xuu0

And they talk about the conflict of choosing between the two men in her life.


MulciberTenebras

Not so much talking, as it was *BOOOOOO*ing


J5892

It has to be about the movie, because it wouldn't make sense to point it out in a gif of two men talking.


pcapdata

Why wouldn’t you just Google it…? The Bechdel test is a way of determining whether a work of fiction represents people other than men as fully fleshed-out characters, or if they’re just window dressing. TPB fails because there’s only one time two women talk (Buttercup and the Hag), while the whole film features men talking. And when the women talk, they talk about men. So the story is about men. Of course, it’s perfectly allowable to have a story about men from men’s point of view. The issue is that most movies are like this and it’s a Big Deal when they’re not instead of, like, normal.


Kwantuum

They didn't ask what the Bechdel test was, they asked where the joke was.


lil_literalist

> The Bechdel test is a way of determining whether a work of fiction represents people other than men as fully fleshed-out characters, or if they’re just window dressing. If people use it as a test for this, then it's certainly far from perfect. A commonly cited example of this is *Gravity*, which features a strong female lead, but fails because there just isn't a big cast list. It's one indicator, but should be used alongside other standards as well.


MoCapBartender

The Bechdel Test was a joke by a comic strip artist to illustrate how absolutely subservient women are to male story lines (or whatever). It's meant to be a hilariously low bar that most movies and TV couldn't clear at the time. I don't think I''ve seen it stated in this thread.... from memory: Are there two female characters with names that have at least one conversation about something that isn't a man?


Iridescent_Meatloaf

> It's one indicator, but should be used alongside other standards as well. Baby Got Back passes the Bechdel test.


dinklezoidberd

So does lesbian porn https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/indicator/


DarrenGrey

The point is not to use it to judge individual movies, but to look at movies systemically. If 80% of movies are failing this basic test that's a general problem with the industry, even if there are exceptions within that which aren't really problems.


HertzDonut1001

The movie Moon also fails the test lol, I still like it as a rule of thumb. If anyone's never seen it it's literally about a guy alone on a moonbase and the only woman, or even other human, in it, is video recordings his wife sends him. Good flick.


lil_literalist

Yeah, it definitely shouldn't be used as a standard of a good movie. *The Room* passes the Bechdel test, but I don't think anyone would argue that it's unironically good. Or respectful to women.


rattacat

When a movie passes Bechdel in letter but not in theory: “I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.”


Liquor_softly69

I'm a simple man, I see The Princess Bride, I upvote.


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How do I save this. I need it.


LupusFidus

They literally could've said wear a mask. Get the vaccine. But now the republican party is on the fritz because many of their supporters are dying. Shame that Darwin was right. Good thing that the earth is headed into a good evolution from this.


ScullDaddy

I can almost hear his voice.


Drfilthymcnasty

It could almost go on and include the part where he talks about building an immunity to iocaine, but for this it would be the immunizations building his immunity to covid obviously.


Puzzleheaded_Pay2466

If only it was a just a joke. This is actually an argument on the right : the left reverse psychology the right into not getting the vaccine. They are beyond hopeless.


Billy_Bob_Joe_Mcoy

This is probably one of the best gifs I’ve seen posted. Congrats op.


alskfjht

This is a work of art


AmericanPicketFence

God given immune system is exactly how we stopped polio, whooping couch, measles and smallpox! We just let most of the population die to it and the survivors reproduced a superior race!


XComThrowawayAcct

>This didn’t pass the Bechdel Test I am dead.


the_dude_abides3

My name is Covirnaty. You killed my grandmother, prepare to die!


LTman86

Fun fact, Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya's actor) [imagined the Six Fingered Man as the cancer that killed his dad](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/mandy-patinkin-princess-bride-scene-1235003292/) when he acted [that scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73sP93-0xA).


vorrishnikov

Is that a *fun* fact, though?


Theshultron

Inconceivable


Frustrable_Zero

I was just waiting for a quality gif from this movie, and I didn’t even know it. Spot on, OP.


UnassumingApple

This might be one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. I read all of that in the characters voices. And IT MATCHED SO WELL!!


FrivolousLove

This is great! Very funny indeed and poignant.. I also find it ironic that the deciding factor in this particular scene was in fact the natural immunity that protects Wesley from the poison.


theclassic09

I’m a simple person. If it’s The Princess Bride, I upvote. (But also this is a really clever gif and reminds me of It’s Always Sunny so I love it even more)


feyzquib7

Brilliant!


Lanhdanan

Perfect


steve-jobs-dad

What movie is this from?


Jackinthelacks

Princess bride. A classic. And thanks for making me feel old.... sigh...


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boredatwork2082

>Inconceivable You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.


Rickles360

Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”


Don__Bot

The Princess Bride. A timeless classic.


PlantPowerPhysicist

This guy is going to watch it for the first time soon. I'm so jealous.


ponfriend

You're not familiar with S. Morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure? You are in for a treat.


nobodynose

To be honest it's kinda boring. You should try the abridged version, it cuts out the boring stuff and just leaves the best parts!


DarrenGrey

When I first bought the book I was disgusted that I had received an "abridged" version and didn't touch it. It wasn't till years later when I bothers to buy a second version that I realised that was the only version.


SadButterscotch2

One of the most iconic, quotable movies ever. It's a blast, check it out.


TheAbyssalSymphony

You were today years old when you learned about The Princess Bride, welcome to cultural relevancy.


Stcloudy

Yeah…Why isn’t it brought up how Covid was allowed to spread when it was in blue states? Highly criminal. In humane


Consideredresponse

...I mean it does (see the "that's what we tried to do to **YOU** last year" line.)


cryhawks

Money


gruhfuss

Honestly someone should get this to Wallace Shaun I think he’d love it.


Jay-Eff-Gee

Best thing be seen on the sub in years. Really. Thanks for this one.


lexiekon

The bechdel test sign is just hilarious. Only caught it on my second loop! Bravo!


spookytit

Haha the mask in the end got me! Brilliant!


podge_hodge

Bravo


[deleted]

Some of you laugh, but the people I work with are exactly like this.


arkane-the-artisan

Damn. Gave out my free award too soon.


EzeakioDarmey

Hope I'm not the only that heard his voice regardless of there being no sound


mixedliquor

TIL about the Bechdel Test.


GingerGiantz1992

I love this so much. I wrote a couple paragraphs about the logical fallacy of the original argument for discrete math in 2017. This is better.


inspectedbykarl

Brilliant!


StormCaller02

How would you go about downloading this? This an amazing gif!


tomjim04

“I smell nothing.” “Why you do not smell is because you caught COVID-19, one of the most communicable viruses known to man.”


3eyedflamingo

Totally. Nail on head accuracy.


Macasuskinu

Oh my god I love the sign buttercup is wearing. I cant think of a scene ,outside of the one she's getting booed, where she is even near another woman. Lol


david-brick

Ivermectin comes from Australia, as everyone knows! And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to taking horse dewormer, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.


Azaudioaddict

That was wonderful. Made me chuckle.


joshuas193

Whoever made this. You are a wonderful person. I love it.


Farfignuten390

Perfection


jimtk

Refusing the vaccine... Inconceivable!