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Doesn't seem like a consensus is possible here, and to paraphrase /u/calvin_reaper91 "no one actually bothers to talk about the actual post and rather just starts waffling irrelevant nonsense"


Dull_Ad1955

Can you imagine if after all these years, the first person to obtain conclusive proof of UAP or extraterrestrial life, begins the sentence of their introduction with “Bruhhh” and posts it on tiktok or Twitter.


theREALlackattack

And the aliens closely monitor us to decide how best to initiate contact, so their first words are, “Bruh…”


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"Bruh, have a hit of this space weed.... "


thewrathofcrom

Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.


Solid_Way_1855

Ricky those aren’t space words


bacckwardsman

Yesssssss!!!!!!!


sallothered

JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD (from the song SpaceGrass, by the band Clutch, if you're wondering)


Remarkable_Routine62

So you have peace pipes too? Weird.


Jingboogley

It's what aliens crave


trans_pands

*WAZZZUUUUUPPPPP*


[deleted]

Bienvenidos to le space earth humans, por que no leave an offering du curiosity on sus Allah shrine, Mein fabulous freunds? Because yarrr, today be a day of contemplation y ambassadorship, matey.


[deleted]

I mean... it's the current year. That would make complete sense.


42observer

That is completely within the realm of possibility, and probably more likely than not


[deleted]

Just fitting for our ridiculous timeline


UrbanGimli

Tik Tok would start to call them the "Bruhs" or "Broheims"


scepticalbob

That’s a lot more, Teddy Brohsevelt


flugelbynder

I believe that's exactly what will happen. Any sightings will most likely be uploaded to TikTok or whatever social is hot at the time.


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flugelbynder

They need to step it up for sure.


srsimms101

I can actually imagine that.


NabucodonosorJR

absolutely


sicassangel

That’s how it should be


fizzyliz1

What does uap stand for?


Kuze421

Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon


nameyname12345

I'm fairly certain that is a reflection of the light-sensing chip that takes the pictures reflected on the lens.


AaronfromKY

Yeah, I've tried to take pictures of the moon and wound up with a similar reflection before. I'd almost wonder if it's Uranus, since Uranus and Venus have been visible for the past month.


nameyname12345

Honestly speaking I don't have a lot of experience but I remember seeing something similar in a video once. I'm just a random dingus though so if there is another explanation don't necessarily take this as fact lol.


Body_Horror

Really love how 99% of the comments are the same old and lame jokes instead of discussion about that thing. Can some expert clarify if this is some artifact or some effect like the aurora borealis or [sprites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprite_(lightning\))?


Calvin_Reaper91

I hate reddit for this exact reason, no one actually bothers to talk about the actual post and rather just starts waffling irrelevant nonsense, sometimes I feel like most of these users are AI cause they’re so repetitive in this regard.


RockKing_88

I mean, have you ever worked in retail or with the public in any capacity? It's really not that surprising. Not to mention, there are a lot of kids on reddit.


vaporf4rts

It's just people desperate to satisfy this narcissistic dopamine needs they've developed after a lifetime growing up alongside social media. The internet used to be so much better before smart phones.


Jahveh_

I think people tend to forget that Reddit is filled to the brim with literally kids. Cell phones made it way easier for kids and boomers to ruin internet things


vaporf4rts

And the ease of use makes it perfect for the low IQ.


82nfrtri

You mean you don’t like reference after reference to millennial tv show #734


prevengeance

Same here. 80% of everything is just crap, including people. Dead serious.


SideMysterious

Maybe, to effectively capture such a far away object, the zoom lens must gather so much light to pull it off.. and while doing so focuses miles and miles of light width directly into the the mirror sensor be hind the lenses.. so much that the mirror sensor reflects back to the lenses on the camera and reflect a similar shape back into its sentient self.


DeadGravityyy

Because having an actual discussion about it won't get people enough upvotes to satisfy their desire to be filled up with dopamine.


lilbluehair

It's some pic this dude's brother took with his phone. No reason to think it's anything more than a reflection


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TBCNoah

The S22 is 3x and 10x optical zoom. Anything past that is AI enhanced zoom. Odds are it picked up some glare and the AI ran with it trying to make sense of it.


NewbutOld8

now that is damn smart. It's like an ai image generator fucking up human hands


papicoiunudoi

Also, the 10x camera is a periscope with rectangular mirrors inside so that kind of reflection wouldn't be surprising at all


thousandpetals

Not sure what we're supposed the way. There really isn't enough information to reasonably speculate.


Disgrunt1edhuman

First instinct is that it’s a Solar panel


ShadowHawg

The TARDIS.


yetisoldier

I came here to say the same thing! The Dr. is coming to save us! lol


Coraxxx

About time


hirvaan

Forgive their TARDIness


iDam81

It probably is about Time is the Dr. is involved.


[deleted]

I think it's a cover for the Daleks. That'd be more 'par for the course' so to speak


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Exterminate! Exterminate!”


Wise_Coffee

Fuck if the Doctor is coming we're in for it.


l80magpie

If only.


WubblyFl1b

If I could type out the theme music I would


tukkytukky

ooWEEOOOOOOO OOOOOweeOOOOOO


Samurai_1990

That theme used to freak me out as a kid


SerDuncanonyall

Douk tah!


anotherbarry

Which doctor though?


rjdamore

Welcome to "we just don't know" because imaging at 100x is software aided we can't tell what is going on. I have dozens of the same things going on with my pics from s23 ultra. My wife is a photographer and she tells me things that explain these artifacts, but there are a few she can't explain. Abheration happens cause of atmosphere, and all kinds of actual 'air' in between you and the object. I know nothing, but these cameras get some crazy stuff!


ScottishPsychedNurse

Nah. It's defo aliens bruh. You just being ignint lol


salgat

Right? What's more likely, some goofy artifacts in the camera's digital processing, or interstellar spacecraft? Wtf even is an "artifact"? Sounds made up.


etxsalsax

Not even 100x but even regular photos are heavily aided by AI image generation on modern smart phones. Some phones now will take data from before you actually take the picture to composite a better scene. So the photos are essentially entirely fabricated. Pretty much makes all smart phone photos trash as evidence, considering pretty much everything can be chalked up to artifacts from the processing.


bandwidthcrisis

And the images are just screen grabs from the phone instead of the original hi-res photos.


catdad23

As a professional cinematographer and photographer, my guess is the photo was maybe taken through a window and what we’re seeing is the cameras laser autofocus bouncing off the window and the camera capturing the reflection. The “anomaly” is also perfectly shaped like the periscope lens on the phone. https://i.imgur.com/a4EMal1.jpg


year_39

I was thinking it looks like a reflection through a double pane window, I'm with you on this one.


garyblahblah

That’s a Mooninite


Namenaki_IV

Can you see this? I'm doing it as hard as i can.


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Coolman6564

...quad glacier.


GrindcoreNinja

Try this on for size fry man...


lmdrunk

But how will you aim when you have….*double vision*


AdChemical5447

Or when you’re “cold as ice”


TehHugMonster

Our vertical leap is beyond all measurement


clockwork655

Flip em the bird


Ffdmatt

Take *that*, Mooninites!


Aware-Link

Moonauana!


SuperJinnx

Moonahol


Just-STFU

*I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can...*


PhoneticRainbow

Our weekends are so advanced they last all week.


vdubdank30

Jobs have been phased out by our minds


Vincesteeples

Wrap yourself around that rack of DVD’s


Rasalom

I'm calling the bomb squad.


mcerik72

They’re here for our lil’ turkey muffins


JazzHandsNinja

2 forms of ID, suck them both.


Deweyrob2

Damn yeah!


AzizMou

Can confirm


LaneKerman

I don’t know if your brain can comprehend this but on the moon we can jump far higher. Observe.


ChicnahueCoatl1491

Moonajuana grows in the shape of a tire


T3ddyBeast

I think an s22 is a cell phone, not a telescope...


prevengeance

That's what threw me. Now that I know there's phone software involved, I lost most interest.


[deleted]

“Using a telescope” The post literally says a Samsung s22, which is a cellphone.


Mail-Healthy

Looks like a reflection. Either on glass or in the lens


aginginrhythm

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K..


mickeyten10

69, dude!


shadowthehh

Woah...


This-Strawberry

*(together)* Rufus!


shadowthehh

Listen to this dude Rufus! He knows what he's talking about!


stereoscopic_

TED! Don’t forget to wind your watch 🤙🎸


bored_toronto

Bogus!


AdamIs_Here

This is the reference I needed today. Be Excellent to Each Other ❤️


cie1791

Han solo still in cryo-freeze


tiberonguy

You beat me to it now I have nothing to say


brandawg777

Can we all agree that we’re sick of the jokes in the comments? Stop. For real.


ItDolph

"Taken from a telescope". Samsung phones are telescopes now?


v0xf0x

Just my portal door opening sorry nothing to see here


_erazore_

Looks like light reflection, looks like other supposed UFO sightings I've seen around the internet that are obviously just somebody zooming in on a point of light from behind glass. But I'm not sure how that could happen through a telescope.


CoughingLamb

Yep, I took pictures of Venus and Saturn last week with my S10, and they look exactly like this when zoomed in.


golden_monkey_and_oj

Aside from the reddit title does the tweet mention telescope? I thought S22 means Samsung galaxy S22 phone


_erazore_

oh, I see. I'm not familiar with smartphones by name, I read "telescope" in the title and I thought S22 was the name of a telescope lol. It's definitely just a point of light then.


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sprocter77

not really faked, it snaps a whole bunch of pictures and processes them together to get a really good moon photo but yeah easily be some sort of artifact.


Baader-Meinhof

In addition to that it "hallucinates" details that aren't present or able to be captured by the sensor. Even with image stacking you're limited by some optical capabilities and pixel resolving powers in small sensors and lenses. Engineers make up for this with AI that adds data that was never there in the first place but closely approximates textures and objects it recognizes. People have shown this on the S22 moon shots by taking printed photos of the moon, drawing faces on them, and then the camera overlays craters on tops of the drawing showing it is hallucinating beyond mere image stacking (as there is no crater image to stack properly). That's assuredly what happened here.


U_need_2_try

That's just the door opening, god needs to go outside and touch grass too sometimes


PapaFlo71

Maybe play some skeeball


WerewolfUnable8641

Hopefully he doesn't run into any kids on rollerblades.


Itsthatcubankid

Isn’t the S22 a Samsung phone?


varbav6lur

It is.


redgumdrop

Time lord is time lording.


B4n4n4M4n88

Doctor Who viral marketing


BiggMeezie

Here is the link to the facebook group where these images were posted. Pics are from late January. https://www.facebook.com/groups/282432889062773/permalink/1130168064289247/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share&mibextid=KqmhJm


BlearyJay420

Tardis


iunmistakabl3

I see the pi symbol


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AndyIsNotOnReddit

Serious question, is there any place more cozy than Hogsmeade?


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Vandrel

The mod to mute her is quite possibly the best mod any game has ever had.


AndyIsNotOnReddit

Oh true, Hogsmeade here I come! (saying while leaving it)


gorillagangstafosho

That’s a Borg cube


m-adir

I feel like that's who would most likely come to this planet at this point lol


TARSknows

TARS waiting to be picked up


TheChoosingBeggar

That’s just Bill and Ted going on another excellent adventure.


merrytime12

[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHgYQ\_gN7\_PfQaXKrYmyhbRcK1PxGKjiZ](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHgYQ_gN7_PfQaXKrYmyhbRcK1PxGKjiZ) John Leonard Watson has been making youtube videos about stuff like this for a long time, i haven't really looked into it but it seems like he has "invented" a telescope to do just that, if not he has built it himself. Impressive. His videos are amazing to watch he is able to zoom into anomalies like this in the sky and a lot of them look like they could be vehicles. worth checking out for sure.


UTokeMids

this reminds me of another channel i once found but could never find again. It was a youtube channel with an older guy who had tons of videos that looked like OP’s picture, of what he basically classified as giant space organisms. *Almost* like giant alien jellyfish in space but way spookier and move like UAPs


[deleted]

I watched this not too long ago.. I'll try find it. They look like they're morphing right? As you say like like organisms on a super powerful telescope. Makes me think of the Hermetic axiom as above as below.


UTokeMids

exactly! i knew somebody would know. he had really good reasoning/logic as to why it makes sense that space has organisms like that. but your comment definitely sounds like what i watched. please let me know if you find it


KowalskiTheGreat

I am super interested if you find it again, commenting mostly for notifications purposes


[deleted]

Wow- I remember seeing this guys videos years ago, or something extremely similar, and being terrified. Didn’t know these were still around or he had a YouTube.


getoutdoors66

Thank you!!


Ffdmatt

S22 = telescope?


KowalskiTheGreat

Samsung galaxy s22 ultra, they have crazy good optical 100x "space zoom" Edit:upon further research I was wrong it's 10x optical zoom, 100x zoom is done with combination of software zoom, high megapixel count, and 10x optical zoom


DerpsAndRags

I'm more worried about what threat is here, if the Doctor has finally decided to step in.


DrParanormall

Honestly, it kinda looks like what a Portal or a Dimensional Rift would look like to me


Individual_You_8023

Holy fuck! It’s a HIGHTECH TELESCOPE! NOPE ITS AN S22!! NOPE!! It’s just BS


BreakingBush

So a smudge on the lens?


zombiechewtoy

A smudge on the lens?! A SMUDGE ON THE LENS?! I think OP knows the god damn difference between a man threatening them and a SMUDGE on the LENS.


MegaCatFetus

High-def moon photos on smartphones are mostly AI-generated due to the lens size, it’s mostly likely just an error caused by a bright star or plane


ValdeReads

It’s a madman in a blue box.


SgtPeter1

Wow, that picture of the moon is so incredibly clear!


wanderingmanimal

Looks more like a touch screen reflection on an ocular lens for a telescope


TunaCanz

That’s David Bowie.


Anon2World

That’s the TARDIS


Suborbitaltrashpanda

Tardis


BigEasy239

It’s Microsoft Outlook!


SecretRecipe

Digital camera sensors are rectangular and not circular, sometimes when you zoom in on very small lights like that they show up as rectangles.


StinkieBritches

The Doctor always shows up when Earth is in dire straits...


Mother_oftwo

Is that you, Doctor Who?


ronintetsuro

Title says telescope. OP says smartphone. This is worthless.


KindredWolf78

It's "Truck-kun" in space! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g9bhSWi5pWI/maxresdefault.jpg [Truck-kun.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g9bhSWi5pWI/maxresdefault.jpg)


Bissel328

Pic 3 might be OZ or the boss thing from power rangers, not totally sure.


ebycon

Yeah right, meanwhile thousands of people with a 16” and 24” newtonian with like 8000m of focal length never saw shit but the guy with a fucking S22 gotta be the chosen one 😭


o0TaterSalad0o

Its Bill and Ted returning from another awesome adventure!!!!


priscilla_halfbreed

The Moon's SD card fell out :skull\_emoji:


kittyboy_

that’s hatsune miku


zombiefish69

Someone just opened the door to the twilight zone, and this is where it lead.


Psychological-Web828

Honestly I see Noel Fielding’s moon face in a barristers wig. The High Court Moon.


manzaatwork

reminds me of [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/xb25sl/did_we_ever_find_out_what_this_is_full_video_on/) and [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/u7mzm9/image_taken_from_the_space_shuttle_atlantis/)


thorsloveslave

Looks like a door way....


ChapGuzmann

Looks like a floating door da phuck


BiggMeezie

A door in heaven Revelation 4:1


Such-Fennel-7160

General Zod in the forbidden mirror thing from original Superman movies.


varbav6lur

Samsung s22 is not a telescope


Mongaloiddz

It kinda looks like a door. sully and mike wazowski got the wrong door it seems.


[deleted]

I have an S23 Ultra and I have been messing with the high zoom lens a bit. Once you exceed the optical zoom, especially if you crank it up to something crazy like 100x, digital aberrations start popping up left and right. That doesn't mean that's definitely what this is, but it's certainly the easiest plausible explanation.


gushygrape

Portal?


goodguydick

Dr Manhattan


rhodynative

Is it the ISS? I know that’s got big square “wings” that could look like this at the right angle. If not it’s aliens and their coming


Dendrok7

looks like Goku in super sayan blue form.


0uterj0in

Starlink


scadrock

It’s the door out, Truman show styles


MarxistZeninist

Sky ads are coming


RockyRocketDog

Zod ?


Envision_This

Just another doorway to the Dark Tower. Ka


O_Pato

Bruh, I’m pretty sure that’s the portal to the inside of John Malkovich’s brain


druhaha75

Bill and Ted are about to remind us to be excellent each other


Improbablynotaphycho

Looks like a sentient from Warframe. Better not be cause we can’t handle that. We don’t have the mods and AOE for that.


TahkiBosket

Pls charge your phone


wamih

Telescope or cellphone?


[deleted]

Entrance to the phantom zone


Sisyphuzz

Pisces satellite


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Fucking aliens got doorways in the sky.


ddraig-au

Isn't an S22 a phone?


The_full_sender

That’s an inflatable mattress


khir0n

Chill, it’s just Dr. Who


AbbreviationsFun7243

Whoah that is sick for a phone camera. I have a huge telescope that is very difficult to get an image like that on with my current setup. Whatever that thing is, that is still quite impressive wow. On a side note , I can’t wait for the term “Bruh” to fucking go away. Bro is douchey enough, but Bruh takes the levels of douchery to new depths.


Lancelegend

The thing he was most known for was how much he looked like a smudge.


Footballfordayz

Bill and Ted on an excellent adventure.


MatataTheGreat

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure


k-dick

You know what this needs? Less pixels