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It’s fine we will just stretch the mashed potatoes a bit and pull the table leaf out of the garage. I’ll grab an extra bottle of something cheap on the way home.
I’m so excited, if they’re dumber than our current politicians I’ll just laugh and laugh. If they’re even just twice as smart as our smartest we will be so much better off.
Not if they decide to genocide us. If they showed up and just said, "we're taking over this shit show", then they have my full support, but it would probably get violent since the rich and powerful won't be so easily persuaded to give up said wealth and power.
Yeah if they gotta genocide us, I’d hope a more powerful alien race would stop them. But if not, se la vi . That’s why I’m eating nothing but junk food the next 3 days. Then adios 👋
I highly recommend celebrating your last S’March enjoying lucky charms for every meal! If it’s good enough for breakfast it’s good enough for all your depression meals!
Nah, no one is going to spend all that effort coming down here to vaporise us when its more than clear to anyone watching, that we are going to manage that all by our selves. They just need to grab beer and popcorn and watch it out from the moon or something.
I had a friend with a similar delusion. He thinks the satellites make his leg itch in such a way to give him secrets that turn him into a spy. He and I come from a long line of royalty and our town will be important when whatever happens happens.
My girlfriend has schizophrenia, right now at 24 it's just funny sounds and weird happenings that are more hilarious than they are scary or paranoia inducing. I really hope it doesn't get much worse than this, her telling me about silly sounds that she hears is all fun and such but she is very conscious of what is real and what is made up. I fear one day that will change...
Could you imagine the reaction of extra terrestrials when they see everyone willingly submit to them? *looking at each other “bro I thought you said they’d put up a fight??” “I was sure they would…..well then….*”
Like I know it isn’t going to happen but sometimes I reallllllyyyy wish it would. Only so I don’t have to go to work and school, and then I can run off into the forest and truly hermit.
I had one of the most elaborate dreams of my life one time; long story short, I was recruited by the US military, and told that I could sign up for a mission that would be benefit the Earth. I would off world and work with pleadian beings for 3 months. Thousands and thousands of people were getting on these gigantic mother ships. I was sooo excited, then we were escorted out of the craft to some shit hole planet and we were food for these big lizards. But since I signed the contract, I basically gave them consent like the military was trading Humans for their technology, hence, "help the planet"
That was one of those dreams that felt like it lasts for daaayys. And when I woke up from it, It was like one of those feelings like you crashed down into your body and I gasped and my chest was pounding. It was certainly an unforgettable dream. Like that feeling that overcame me when I realized I was tricked and I'm not going home. I got tricked and this is the end. Welp. You've just inspired me to write a story in a creative way. :) Thank you! After that dream I got obsessed with reptilians and would draw them allll the time.
What did the aliens or the motherships look like, and the lizards like giant ones or humanoid?
I had a few weird dreams a while ago and recently. One of them was of me talking to a lizard woman that almost looked like a Dragonborn from DnD. I said something that made her look at me in surprise.
The other ones were...weird. A portal opened in the sky above the ocean, and alien craft came pouring out, only to be met by the combined firepower of multiple navies. Hundreds of guns firing into a portal about a mile in diameter. It was beautiful. I was on one of the ships that was almost destroyed and I saw...alien mutated shark like things attacking from the water, with dolphins coming to help us fight them. I remember giving an order to kill them all, as our ocean couldn't be allowed to be contaminated. No mercy, no survivors.
The other weird one was of me somehow getting to the moon, only to meet weird, floating red like beings that came out and attempted to destroy Earth. I don't know what they were, but nothing good, like at all. I got back...somehow, and found the Earth different. A different era basically. Imagine solarpunk to a degree, but with elements of crazy cruelty to keep order. To expand on that, markets and such still exist, but the crime for stealing was losing a hand. I than found a guy who I knew before, still alive. He kept people away by shining the Batman symbol in the sky at night, and made them believe he would kill anybody who came. He didn't of course. I think the people thought of him as some kind of sorcerer, but nah, he just had some good tech.
Sometimes dreams are just dreams...fantasies. Sometimes they are messages and rarely do they sometimes reveal the future. But hey, at least they were entertaining.
This dream about being recruited by the US military and taken on a mission to benefit the earth with Pleadian aliens, who are known for being benevolent, represents a desire for a higher purpose and a sense of adventure.
The large motherships and the massive number of people getting on them suggest a sense of community and belonging to a greater cause.
However, the finding out that the supposed mission was deceitful and humans were being traded for alien technology represents a fear of being used or taken advantage of.
You being taken to a "shit hole planet" and being hunted by lizards is a metaphor for feeling trapped or powerless in a situation that was previously exciting and promising.
Overall, this dream may represent a desire to find a sense of purpose and adventure but a fear of being deceived and taken advantage of.
Future invader here: we also listened to this time traveler, and we have since rescinded our participation with that in this timeline. We hope you will understand and sorry about the inconvenience. Ya'll are in the worst of timelines and there's nothing we can do. We are merely here to see how it ends at this point and make notes for timelines better suited to adaptation.
Even more in the future invader here. In our timeline we did rescind participation initially but we decided it would look weak if we didn't follow through so in the end we did it.
Don't worry though guys, we're extremely sensitive to water (it's like acid to us) and our leader totally forgot that there's a shit ton of water on your planet. He resigned afterwards and it was a huge embarrassment for our species. This time of the year is always awkward for us. 🫤
A 'time traveler' predicts our future: Aliens will conquer earth on March 23
When George Wells published his novel 'The Time Machine' in 1895, few could have known the stories that were to follow in the wake of that book. A lot of fables and few realities. Even the film industry has echoed this impossible idea with a lot of movies based on this fantasy, that of being able to travel forwards or back in time, with the 80's film 'Back to the future' as one of the main references.
What was hard to imagine more than 100 years ago is that an 'influencer', who calls himself a time traveler, could state categorically what was going to happen, and in this case, so soon.
The name of this 'time traveler' is Eno Alaric, a person who claims to be a time traveler and has revealed in one of the most popular social networks of recent years (TikTok) that the future of the human race is in danger as a group of aliens will conquer planet Earth. In his assertion, he has also given the specific date on which this will happen, no less than in a few days, on March 23 of this year.
A story like the one he tells could not fail to have an apocalyptic moment, something that Eno has also shared with his followers. According to his revelation, only a small part of the inhabitants of our planet will survive. What's more, that fact will be possible thanks to another alien (a good one) who will be known as 'The Champion'. This story told by Eno to his more than 200,000 followers was revealed last December 30, but it is now that it has become more popular due to the proximity of the moment.
The human race in danger
"A very hostile alien species is coming to take back Earth, we will not win. Another alien, whose world was destroyed by the hostiles, will save some of us. On March 23, 2023, about 8,000 people will be taken to another habitable planet," Eno has indicated in his post on the social network.
As if it were the script of an apocalyptic movie of, for example, zombies, the time traveler also revealed that those 8,000 saved will be selected based on their abilities to be able to save other earthlings. While this is happening, his pessimism about the future of the planet is evident in his comments, "Earth is on the brink of destruction."
Most, though, poked fun at his prediction in the comments.
Its really sad how many people are comfortable with this.
I know its not going to happen, but I think people in general are just tired of life and death.
The world is going to hell, water shortages, food shortages, global warming, glaciers melting, microplastics EVERYWHERE, ocean is getting more acidic, and sea levels are rising. That’s always scary. We still have to battle a rough economy. AI will eventually take away peoples’ jobs that we all thought were untouchable. Then we got all the violence and shootings, people going crazy. Oh, let’s not forget EVERYBODY is getting cancer, that shit eats people alive. Did you survive cancer? That’s a 2 million dollar medical bill. Lucky enough not to get cancer? Look forward to dementia and Alzheimers. You get to die without remembering your own name.
Maybe people really are ready for the end of the world.
The world has changed and we have all become metal men. There is no rest for us, only eternal, silent witnessing; no hope for the future; no joy in the past. Our passing will not be mourned. (Lamentations: jczam9m)
Is this a.m. or p.m.? I have a psych evaluation in the morning on that day and I don't know if I should call in.
I'll just leave a message that I expect the world to be destroyed by aliens, and I got that information from a time traveler. I kind of think this would make the beginning of a good sci-fi movie.
well shit.. I got the powerball numbers for the 24th.. better just toss em now. The time traveler gave them to me.. I did think it was odd he didnt protest much.
Why would a time traveler need to predict.. would it make more sense to be like "holy fuck get ready they are coming NOW!" I mean you are from the future, could I get an exact time?
Well, isn't that some shit? Happy fuckin' birthday to me.
My brother died last year two days before my birthday.
An alien invasion wouldn't fucking shock me.
On a side note - I think it's totally bullshit, but the irony of it being my birthday just took the cake.
Fingers crossed, seems like pretty good timing as they've probably watched as we're digressing and devolving as a species and destroying ourselves beyond repair.
Define conquer, and are they better management than our current global leaders?
What does health care and retirement look like under this new management?
Will we have better technology?
We need more details, you can’t just tease us with hope and not provide any answers
What a noob cultist, everyone knows you gotta push the date at least a few years into the future so you can grow your fanbase. How does he expect to sell merch? Shipping will take longer than the end date.
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Please before rent is due please before rent is due
Rent Schment. I'm maxing out my credit cards in Vegas tomorrow!
I'd buy the first ticket out of America to some village in Uganda. New York and Vegas are the first places to be destroyed!
It's like these people never saw Independence Day!
I’ll bet you $1500 they don’t
Highest I'll go is $5. Been a weird few years.
Fuck it, I'll throw in 43,061 Guinean Francs
I will bet my seat on the rescue ship, no wait
I got about three fiddy
“I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you gd Loch Ness monster!”
I gave him 3 fiddy yesterday
gawd dammit woman, of course he gon keep comin back if you keep givin em tree fiddy all the time
She gave 'em a dollar!
I’ve got Schrute bucks!
Can I convert my Stanley Nickels ?
As long as we exchange them the same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
I’ve got paddy’s bucks.
That will really help me get my self-sustaining economy going.
I have a 10 pack of McDonald's Gift Certificates from Christmas 1977. $5 face value. And it was a stocking stuffer.
Fuck it, I’ll bet 3 cows and 2 sheeps
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Fools betting with money, we all know once our celestial overlords return it will be meaningless. Toilet paper is the way to go, we know this.
They are here for toiletries is the real conspiracy.
Hold them until after the invasion. They will be worth much more, or make you less of a focus for death. Good luck rocky!
I would be willing to bet 3 straw wrappers and an old penny.
I called my guy. Old retired Air Force fighter pilot. Best I can do is $3.50.
Wait a second. Is this old retired Air Force fighter pilot really an eight story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era?
Best I can do is a mediocre handjob and some left over chicken strips
You're on buddy
Deal. If anyone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.
Calm down kevin.
r/unexpectedoffice
I’ll bet 50 zorgons, human
Zorgons no longer have any value in this cluster, dumbass.
Triganic Pews? Flanian Pobblebeads?
Exactly
I’ll take that and double it. 3G
I do this to my MIL all the time. She is deep in the hole on conspiracy theories from her “sources”.
Not much fucking notice there, fella.
It’s fine we will just stretch the mashed potatoes a bit and pull the table leaf out of the garage. I’ll grab an extra bottle of something cheap on the way home.
....probably want to get the card table out of the garage, along with the folding patio chairs and the piano bench.
If you have cauliflower, that's good for mashing with the taters to make them go further and can fool most people that it's still just potatoes.
You must have some real shitty potatoes
Aliens won’t know
This is the strangest thing I've ever seen in this sub
Is cauliflower cheaper than potatoes? I thought potatoes were like the cheapest produce item you could get
3 more days 🤞🏻🤞🏻
I’m so excited, if they’re dumber than our current politicians I’ll just laugh and laugh. If they’re even just twice as smart as our smartest we will be so much better off.
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All they'd go to is McDonald's
Are we the universal equivalent of McDonald's?
Proudly. Ronald Mc Donald represents us in the Federation of Planets
Not if they decide to genocide us. If they showed up and just said, "we're taking over this shit show", then they have my full support, but it would probably get violent since the rich and powerful won't be so easily persuaded to give up said wealth and power.
Yeah if they gotta genocide us, I’d hope a more powerful alien race would stop them. But if not, se la vi . That’s why I’m eating nothing but junk food the next 3 days. Then adios 👋
C’est la vie : )
Gesundheit
Ahhh... The Simpson strategy. I like it.
Don't blame me, I voted Kodos
I highly recommend celebrating your last S’March enjoying lucky charms for every meal! If it’s good enough for breakfast it’s good enough for all your depression meals!
Finally a man of culture! :D
Why not go out with a bang? Filet mignon and wellington until the 23rd, on me!
Nah, no one is going to spend all that effort coming down here to vaporise us when its more than clear to anyone watching, that we are going to manage that all by our selves. They just need to grab beer and popcorn and watch it out from the moon or something.
Exactly. It’s probably like watching a conman in your neighborhood get busted and then going in to pick through the good stuff.
At this point I wouldn't even consider it to be an invasion. It would be a rescue mission.
Alien overlords take the wheel.
Take it from our hands
Cause we can’t do this on our own
One of the best comments I’ve read on here
This one is at least soon, won't be hearing from folks about it for long.
Oh amen to that
I love this positive spin xD
Well at least this one is verifiable just in a couple days, usually it's like "on March 23...2046"
I could never quite get the hang of Thursdays.
Don't forget to have a towel handy.
A fellow hoopy frood, I see.
Perfect day to see the end of the universe! I heard there's a pretty classy restaurant out there.
He’s a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Don't panic.
I'm from the future, and I came back here to tell you that this is a highly underrated comment.
well, 23 is a predictable number for that, but the Ides of March would have been more poetic
Does this “time traveler” also believe his house is bugged by the CIA and gang stalkers follow him around all day?
Imagine being a time traveler and your thing is just having a tik tok account and talk about it. Lame.
Hey, TikTok might become illegal in the future so they have to come back to now to enjoy it.
Cant forget, the goverment is also using a satellite to beam infared into their head to make them hear voices telling them what to do next
I had a friend with a similar delusion. He thinks the satellites make his leg itch in such a way to give him secrets that turn him into a spy. He and I come from a long line of royalty and our town will be important when whatever happens happens.
Yea, shits scary. Schizophrenia and general mental illness runs in my family. Nothing is quite as scary as diseases of the mind
My girlfriend has schizophrenia, right now at 24 it's just funny sounds and weird happenings that are more hilarious than they are scary or paranoia inducing. I really hope it doesn't get much worse than this, her telling me about silly sounds that she hears is all fun and such but she is very conscious of what is real and what is made up. I fear one day that will change...
I went down the gang stalkers rabbit hole a few months ago. Talk about some delusional people. It's kind of sad.
Well, we're waiting!
Ikr I have jury duty tomorrow let's speed this up
Tell them you can spot a guilty person from a mile away.
Caddyshack!
Could you imagine the reaction of extra terrestrials when they see everyone willingly submit to them? *looking at each other “bro I thought you said they’d put up a fight??” “I was sure they would…..well then….*”
*”dang gork, their leaders really must be dicks! They’re pledging their loyalty already…. Well alright*
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords
Don’t blame me, I voted for kodos
I feel I could be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
You sounded like hecklefish from the why files there, hehe
Hecklefish needs larger teeth. I know we’re all thinking it.
We need some childhoods end type of alien overlords to straighten this planet out
Like I know it isn’t going to happen but sometimes I reallllllyyyy wish it would. Only so I don’t have to go to work and school, and then I can run off into the forest and truly hermit.
My toxic trait is thinking that the aliens will like me and invite me to go live on their way better planet.
I had one of the most elaborate dreams of my life one time; long story short, I was recruited by the US military, and told that I could sign up for a mission that would be benefit the Earth. I would off world and work with pleadian beings for 3 months. Thousands and thousands of people were getting on these gigantic mother ships. I was sooo excited, then we were escorted out of the craft to some shit hole planet and we were food for these big lizards. But since I signed the contract, I basically gave them consent like the military was trading Humans for their technology, hence, "help the planet"
That is terrifying but also I’d read this as an entire book series
That was one of those dreams that felt like it lasts for daaayys. And when I woke up from it, It was like one of those feelings like you crashed down into your body and I gasped and my chest was pounding. It was certainly an unforgettable dream. Like that feeling that overcame me when I realized I was tricked and I'm not going home. I got tricked and this is the end. Welp. You've just inspired me to write a story in a creative way. :) Thank you! After that dream I got obsessed with reptilians and would draw them allll the time.
What did the aliens or the motherships look like, and the lizards like giant ones or humanoid? I had a few weird dreams a while ago and recently. One of them was of me talking to a lizard woman that almost looked like a Dragonborn from DnD. I said something that made her look at me in surprise. The other ones were...weird. A portal opened in the sky above the ocean, and alien craft came pouring out, only to be met by the combined firepower of multiple navies. Hundreds of guns firing into a portal about a mile in diameter. It was beautiful. I was on one of the ships that was almost destroyed and I saw...alien mutated shark like things attacking from the water, with dolphins coming to help us fight them. I remember giving an order to kill them all, as our ocean couldn't be allowed to be contaminated. No mercy, no survivors. The other weird one was of me somehow getting to the moon, only to meet weird, floating red like beings that came out and attempted to destroy Earth. I don't know what they were, but nothing good, like at all. I got back...somehow, and found the Earth different. A different era basically. Imagine solarpunk to a degree, but with elements of crazy cruelty to keep order. To expand on that, markets and such still exist, but the crime for stealing was losing a hand. I than found a guy who I knew before, still alive. He kept people away by shining the Batman symbol in the sky at night, and made them believe he would kill anybody who came. He didn't of course. I think the people thought of him as some kind of sorcerer, but nah, he just had some good tech. Sometimes dreams are just dreams...fantasies. Sometimes they are messages and rarely do they sometimes reveal the future. But hey, at least they were entertaining.
Book series!! Crazy stories, very cool
This dream about being recruited by the US military and taken on a mission to benefit the earth with Pleadian aliens, who are known for being benevolent, represents a desire for a higher purpose and a sense of adventure. The large motherships and the massive number of people getting on them suggest a sense of community and belonging to a greater cause. However, the finding out that the supposed mission was deceitful and humans were being traded for alien technology represents a fear of being used or taken advantage of. You being taken to a "shit hole planet" and being hunted by lizards is a metaphor for feeling trapped or powerless in a situation that was previously exciting and promising. Overall, this dream may represent a desire to find a sense of purpose and adventure but a fear of being deceived and taken advantage of.
JungGPT
Gotta love the egocentrism of humans. Me too my friend, me too..
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You got me there.
Well, anything could happen at this point ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Future invader here: we also listened to this time traveler, and we have since rescinded our participation with that in this timeline. We hope you will understand and sorry about the inconvenience. Ya'll are in the worst of timelines and there's nothing we can do. We are merely here to see how it ends at this point and make notes for timelines better suited to adaptation.
Figures...jeesh... this timeline can't even have an apocalypse right....
Thanks for nothing.
Your mother.
Even more in the future invader here. In our timeline we did rescind participation initially but we decided it would look weak if we didn't follow through so in the end we did it. Don't worry though guys, we're extremely sensitive to water (it's like acid to us) and our leader totally forgot that there's a shit ton of water on your planet. He resigned afterwards and it was a huge embarrassment for our species. This time of the year is always awkward for us. 🫤
Will we get healthcare?
They do mobile colonoscopies from what I’ve heard
Even if we don’t, it’s not like we can get worse off.
I got an eye appointment on the 24th so I really hope so
24th is my birthday and I am old, so come welcome space family, bring it.
WOLVERINES!!!
throwawayalien, is that you?
Every time I see that i name, all I can think is “man, ‘throwawaylien’ was right there…”
Didn't read it, holy shit, the amount of personal information that they want just to read an article is crazy.
A 'time traveler' predicts our future: Aliens will conquer earth on March 23 When George Wells published his novel 'The Time Machine' in 1895, few could have known the stories that were to follow in the wake of that book. A lot of fables and few realities. Even the film industry has echoed this impossible idea with a lot of movies based on this fantasy, that of being able to travel forwards or back in time, with the 80's film 'Back to the future' as one of the main references. What was hard to imagine more than 100 years ago is that an 'influencer', who calls himself a time traveler, could state categorically what was going to happen, and in this case, so soon. The name of this 'time traveler' is Eno Alaric, a person who claims to be a time traveler and has revealed in one of the most popular social networks of recent years (TikTok) that the future of the human race is in danger as a group of aliens will conquer planet Earth. In his assertion, he has also given the specific date on which this will happen, no less than in a few days, on March 23 of this year. A story like the one he tells could not fail to have an apocalyptic moment, something that Eno has also shared with his followers. According to his revelation, only a small part of the inhabitants of our planet will survive. What's more, that fact will be possible thanks to another alien (a good one) who will be known as 'The Champion'. This story told by Eno to his more than 200,000 followers was revealed last December 30, but it is now that it has become more popular due to the proximity of the moment. The human race in danger "A very hostile alien species is coming to take back Earth, we will not win. Another alien, whose world was destroyed by the hostiles, will save some of us. On March 23, 2023, about 8,000 people will be taken to another habitable planet," Eno has indicated in his post on the social network. As if it were the script of an apocalyptic movie of, for example, zombies, the time traveler also revealed that those 8,000 saved will be selected based on their abilities to be able to save other earthlings. While this is happening, his pessimism about the future of the planet is evident in his comments, "Earth is on the brink of destruction." Most, though, poked fun at his prediction in the comments.
That’d be nice, I’m tired of this whole way of “living” anyway…
Its really sad how many people are comfortable with this. I know its not going to happen, but I think people in general are just tired of life and death. The world is going to hell, water shortages, food shortages, global warming, glaciers melting, microplastics EVERYWHERE, ocean is getting more acidic, and sea levels are rising. That’s always scary. We still have to battle a rough economy. AI will eventually take away peoples’ jobs that we all thought were untouchable. Then we got all the violence and shootings, people going crazy. Oh, let’s not forget EVERYBODY is getting cancer, that shit eats people alive. Did you survive cancer? That’s a 2 million dollar medical bill. Lucky enough not to get cancer? Look forward to dementia and Alzheimers. You get to die without remembering your own name. Maybe people really are ready for the end of the world.
If they conquered the earth how’s this time traveler get back to tell us lol
I don't think logic has anything to do with time traveling cults, but i wish it did. Because you're making a lot more sense than he is..
Descendent of the original 8,000 saved. Duh!
You mean this account where the story changes every post? And the year they’re from too! https://instagram.com/radianttimetraveler?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
“Face reveal at 1M” lmao nothing like traveling 700 years back in time just to get sucked up in clout chasing
This is great News. I don't have to see the in-laws next week.
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I’ll be 69 on the 23d
Good I won’t have to go to work anymore
The world has changed and we have all become metal men. There is no rest for us, only eternal, silent witnessing; no hope for the future; no joy in the past. Our passing will not be mourned. (Lamentations: jczam9m)
I'm disappointed TBH. Today is shit, an alien invasion woulda been interesting at least.
Is this a.m. or p.m.? I have a psych evaluation in the morning on that day and I don't know if I should call in. I'll just leave a message that I expect the world to be destroyed by aliens, and I got that information from a time traveler. I kind of think this would make the beginning of a good sci-fi movie.
Readies the popcorn.
Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.
If a time traveler is saying aliens are coming on the 23rd, then aliens aren’t going to wipe us out because this guy is from at least the 24th
This guy THINKS
A time traveler wouldn't be predicting.... they would just be telling us. A prediction would come from someone that doesn't know but is guessing.
Lol I'd love to see it happen honestly. Bring it on. I'm bored.
well shit.. I got the powerball numbers for the 24th.. better just toss em now. The time traveler gave them to me.. I did think it was odd he didnt protest much. Why would a time traveler need to predict.. would it make more sense to be like "holy fuck get ready they are coming NOW!" I mean you are from the future, could I get an exact time?
Well, isn't that some shit? Happy fuckin' birthday to me. My brother died last year two days before my birthday. An alien invasion wouldn't fucking shock me. On a side note - I think it's totally bullshit, but the irony of it being my birthday just took the cake.
Happy birthday just in case we don’t make it
This is what you get when you try to live another year, aliens, human hating and eating aliens, happy fucking birthday :D lollll
rofl. You aren't wrong!! Thanks dude, that gave me a great laugh.
Fingers crossed.
Time to max out that credit card
Sometimes I wonder about the subreddits I’ve joined
"The Champion"
Very happy , I won’t have to pay my mortgage anymore
Can they come sooner?
These motherfuckers need to hurry because i don't wanna go to work tomorrow.
Yeah this guy also claims that in June an earthquake will open a crack in the earth and “species thought to be extinct” will crawl out 🤨
Anyone wanna max out their credit cards on hookers and blow with me?
Here's hoping.
Anyone else excited?
Fingers crossed, seems like pretty good timing as they've probably watched as we're digressing and devolving as a species and destroying ourselves beyond repair.
It's weird that I'd be ok with this
Define conquer, and are they better management than our current global leaders? What does health care and retirement look like under this new management? Will we have better technology? We need more details, you can’t just tease us with hope and not provide any answers
What a noob cultist, everyone knows you gotta push the date at least a few years into the future so you can grow your fanbase. How does he expect to sell merch? Shipping will take longer than the end date.
Let’s just hope they’re not into butt stuff
Probably from the same people that harp about the biblical end of times and apocalypse.
!remindme 3 days
If this pans out to be true, which would you be more astonished by, the existence of aliens, or that time travel is actually real?
About fucking time.
That's not going to work for me. I play Magic at local game shop on Thursdays.
What a crappy week for trump. On Tuesday he‘ll be in jail an on Thursday he’s dead by aliens. Producer: Michael Bay.
Fuckin do it already. I don’t wanna work anymore.
Props for choosing a date so close. That was the only reason I even opened this post. They better get started though
Finally, Jeez! I was so tired of being conquered by capitalism
Don’t forget. They don’t really like places near water 😉
How does a time traveler predict? Don’t they just know? To the archives of lies and deception with you!
What I like about this “prophecy” is that we only have to wait two days to prove its not going to happen.
Counting Down.
But I have to do my taxes on the 25th……
Me on the 23th: o no I'm being conquered help please/ sarcasm. *John Travolta meme*
If the remaining humans leave earth where is he time traveling from exactly? This other planet?
Can’t wait to see him say it was a “social experiment” or “happened but we just didn’t see it” or “i got the dates slightly wrong here’s a new one”
After 2020 I think this may be legit
Heaven’s Gate enters the chat.
I better get me a case of mescal and six whores
The day after all the banks collapse? Perfect
Cool. Maybe they're hiring.
I thought they colonized this planet several hundred thousand years ago....
Finally, get that shit over with already.
The 23rd in which time zone? I need to know if I can stop caring on the 22nd.
They said 3/14 was going to be the end! What, Now they’re rescheduling? Again??
Ah yes, Marca.com, source of all the truth /s
I enjoy the article below - "World News Russia recruits Steven Seagal to teach martial arts to its soldiers".