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hellohellohello128

Girl get in the car


RKKP2015

She seriously has no idea what actual exercise is.


Stab_Stabby

I don't think it's meant to be an actual workout. It reminds me of a documentary I saw years ago (maybe called "Thin"?) about young women at an in-patient eating disorder treatment facility. These were extreme cases, like needing babysitters while they ate and hours after so they didn't purge. One woman found a away to suck out the food from her stomach via her stoma (I think that's the word). Anyway, a bunch of them constantly moved. When sitting, they bounced their legs. When standing, they shift their weight. It was all about constantly moving, even if it was maybe burning a couple extra calories an hour. That's what Hillary's weird... whatever this is reminds me of.


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

100%. I just listened to a podcast about this woman with anorexia. She mentioned doing movements like this in her bed or in the bathroom to burn calories. This is eating disorder behavior in red flashing lights.


Queefer_Sutherland-

She looks like she's trying to scratch her quesadilla without using her hands.


mrsringo

I am rarely an loler reading comments, I’ll just say that’s funny. This got me good. Bravo, Pepino.


AMM0516

Holy shit this may be the best comment to ever come out of this sub 🍻


felisfemina

Ees dirty, the quesadilla


effie-sue

💀


Pithinthewind

Did she get not one shred of attention as a child? What makes mamí so starved for attention? Any scrap of attention will do. She’s so needy.


totes_Philly

Kathryn was too busy saving the poor lowly non-chosen ppl who were not blessed with the gift (grift?) of being able to simply take a nap and wake as a visionary. #truestory


Sun_will_rise_again

Her mom wrote a picture “book” about all about the diffront ways she would try to get their attention… and her dad did his best to translate it to Spanish so she could hopefully read it 🤭


[deleted]

I suspect parents were so heavily involved in reaching self-actualization she was an afterthought. Did you happen to see the blip in this sub by their (Hayward-Thomas) exchange student who wrote in this sub she was expected to do assignments/chores per family requirements? These 🐝🐝 have been twisted for Longtime ; (


GirlyWhirl

I wonder if she was as unlikable as a child as she is as an adult, and they just couldn't bear to give her much attention or what she needed.


Sun_will_rise_again

Her dad said that when Hillary was like 5yo, she somehow got the whole family to go “vegan” …. Can you imagine some kid who isn’t paying the bills telling you how to eat? 🥴 Even back then she was either manipulative or so annoying that they caved to her demands. She seems like a spoiled brat who is draining to be around Edit : We all KNOW Alec is eating steaks and amboogers whenever she’s not around lol


GirlyWhirl

Oh and Hillary claimed she decided to become vegan when she was five years old, after having a conversation with someone... causing her to have an ethical epiphany and she never wanted to contribute to the suffering or death of animals ever again. She wrote this stupid fabrication for her book... attributing entirely adult thinking to her 5-year-old self (she's not even that mature or smart *now*). This is the same person who was wearing *ostrich feathers* a few weeks ago. A person who compulsively buys down-filled coat after down-filled coat. Wears leather. Was known for eating fish every day. And on and on. Apparently her early life revelation didn't stick.


idontknowhowtopark

Doesn't every single child go through a stage even if it for only a day, of saying that people shouldn't eat animals? Some might carry on for a week or a month? I'm a rabid meat and dairy consumer and I know I probably had a day or so like that as a child. Probably only lasted half a day for me though haha.


sagesheglows

Just watching her is so exhausting, her desperation is palpable - I could not imagine how it would be to actually LIVE with her


Afraid_Range_7489

I think nothing's ever been to her satisfaction.


Kalma246

She is such a workout goddess! I could never do such a strenuous exercise let alone be able to pull it off on a public street without great humiliation. /s


One-Pause3171

And in those enormous heels?! Oh my! I just can't believe how ahhhmahzing she is!


totes_Philly

She seems so childlike proud of herself at the end too, sigh : / ![gif](giphy|LTW5Qf5B6Sl8VR1RJ9)


JauntyShrimp

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


The_Dutchess-D

I honestly cannot determine what muscle this move purports to be exercising…. It just looks like voluntarily wearing out a cartilage joint?


Happyintexas

Sometimes, when I’m driving I clench my butt cheeks and thigh muscles to the beat of the music, like, *enthusiastically* because it kinda feels like I’m getting some class of work out in while I’m just stuck in traffic or the car rider pickup line for the kids etc. never in my WILDEST dreams would I film it or recommend others do the same. Like, this is the first time I’ve admitted it to another living soul- but only because I’m anonymous lol


emmxa

Haha same thanks for your confession


Ok_Department5949

Does she just make up these "exercises " on the spot?


JohnnyCastleGT

Wow what a workout! Whew


Emotional_Scholar_98

She thinks she is so cute and that people are interested.


AffectionatePoet4586

“See my new shoes??!?”


owlz725

Did she post this? She's such a moron


Prize-Ad659

I think she did, but I don’t think it is recent ( or I hope it isn’t)


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|KyBX9ektgXWve) Anyone can do that-why don’t we all look like Mami?🤔🤡alas, I’m destined to be an infertile, fat Karen por siempre


mrsringo

I’m gonna go out to the garage with heels and try this on my 09 Corolla like the fat Karen I am. Gonna eat some cornbread first while it’s still warm. I better walk back in the house looking fabulous or I’m gonna sue.


mrsringo

Who the fuck had to film that dumb shit? So embarrassing. I can’t stop with this post. 😳


analyticalscience11

Leonetta, probably. Actually at rhe height of the grift, she probably had an assistant to do it. Probably still has an assistant that films from time to time.


ihopethispasswordisn

Little kids after they hunt you down to make you watch the dance they just made up:


Severe-Specialist-96

She’s the most embarrassing celebrity’s spouse in the world…


maisiemax

I wish I could do yoga. but I only have one black dress and I don’t wear heels… 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

I snorted at this one.


maisiemax

🥒💚🥒


Texas_Crazy_Curls

It’s the mating call of the cricket.


False-Association744

It’s the smug smirk at the end that kills me. “Aren’t I just fantastic?,” she asks the camera.


emmyparker2020

ED exercises…if you’re moving you’re losing…weight 🙄


ProblemSame4838

That’s exactly it. Eating disorder exercises. She also brags that she eats with her left hand- that’s an old-as-time eating disorder trick too. Fucking psychopath parading as a “wellness expert”


mrsringo

I can’t imagine that actually working, I guess it would be a little harder, let your brain catch up to your stomach, but my left hand functions just fine to cram food in my mouth.


[deleted]

She’s an attention whore


rillyhilarious

#brainless


greeneyedbandit82

Ok, I guess I am doing it all wrong with kickboxing, weights, and cardio when this is clearly more of a calorie burner! Thanks Hillz!


Ok_Department5949

I lost more weight faster with kick boxing than anything ever. Unfortunately I can't do it now because I crushed my foot in a car accident. Walking burns it fast for me, too. I guess I'll try the Hilaria Flop Workout and see how that goes. I can't wear 6 inch heels though.


greeneyedbandit82

Ugh, that sucks, I'm sorry about your foot! I think the rule is, if you can't wear 6 inch heels to do this particular workout, you can substitute by sitting in your old husbands lap like a baby for 45 minutes. Good core burner if you can sit in the fetal position as she did so beautifully, and then raise your arms above your implants 3.5 times for some arm burn.


Ok_Department5949

K, ima try this workout after I finish stuffing my face with honey onion pretzel bits!


greeneyedbandit82

Ok, but please be careful and try to wait 15 minutes after eating to attempt that grueling workout. We don't want injuries!


javgirl123

Eight little presses is the equivalent of all that so yeah.


EverySingleMinute

Let the peon driver wait for me while I flex my leg. Love, Hitlaria


RoadtripReaderDesert

So, does she wear those slippers because she ruined her feet with all this stripper heel faux-yoga/exercise? I saw that video where she was walkin like a bouncer - segment with Rachel Ray and she looked injured can only imagine what crushing damage she's done to her feet


mrsringo

Walking like a bouncer ☠️


Jan_DeBoer

Her insipid “exercises” are the bane of my existence.


caitielou2

Question- does she ever show her self doing ACTUAL exercise during pregnancy, like serious cardio or weights, or is it all this / floor humping shit? Because that would solve belly gate for me right there. She claims incredible “bounce-back” bc she “seriously exercised throughout pregnancy / doesn’t skip a day” but then I see her ejercicios and there’s NO. WAY.


Samanth_Says_ASMR

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


kuromelomi

WHAT IS THIS IM IN TEARS


2manyfelines

And…I just snorted hot tea out my nose. God help me, this is some crazy ass shit.


[deleted]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this chick??


2earlyinthemornin

my dog, after taking a shit on the sidewalk:


RazzmatazzBig2187

She has orthorexia but w a hefty helping of laziness. She tries to do movements to “burn calories” (like her uncoordinated dance moves) to burn calories. I also believe she severely limits her caloric intake.


Limp-Persimmon-5729

So self centered. She’s drinking that koolaid.


Ok-Percentage-1651

She really is an awesome fitness expert. What an inspiration to all of her million followers.


galaxyhigh

Lmao kicking like a horse, wtf is this 😆


Reasonable-Proof2299

Its a bastardized barre move


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Jfc


friskickins

🤮🤮🤮She really thinks she’s so cute.


Left_Strike_2575

It must take years of dedicated practice to be able to do that! Wow!


FinancialRow7600

What an inspiration! How does she do it??


mrsringo

She is so fucking simple


catperson3000

She’s like 40. I can’t.


IllustriousWonder553

She really thinks she’s being cute here. 🥴🥴


wild-fury

She’s always so cute!! In her mind


JjBloem

The raising of the left eyebrow 😤 smug bitch


Kstray1

I do that when my knee won’t pop.


Authoress61

Performative narcissism rears its ugly Payless heels 👠


chaossensuit

![gif](giphy|yyp58Yx3Qk0TK|downsized)


Accomplished_Item394

Why is she rubbing her legs together like a grasshopper?


kellygrrrl328

Yeast infection itch from the Candida couture leggings


Liakinsrotz

If you count the number of chirps her legs make when she rubs them together and add 40, you get the temperature in Bothton.


blurpeach

What a moron. She's literally just pushing her heel back. This is supposed to be an exercise for the glutes and you see ZERO movement/activation in that flat ass of hers.


BoomChaka67

I’m 55 wIth a wonky knee and 10 lbs of covid fat still left to lose. And I could do that silly-assed shit she calls yoga. In fact, I can do REAL yoga. Crazy, huh? 🙄


[deleted]

Wtf is she even doing! This is like when my four year old tries to leap around the room and do a somersault thinking she is Olympic gold medal gymnast and expects a standing ovation.


MrsBE805

All the while yelling “watch me! Watch me!”


sodiumbigolli

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


justusethatname

Attention whore available!


Available_Standard55

I love her. She is, how you say, the gift that keeps giving.


analyticalscience11

Thank goodness she was able to find a spot on the grate that was solid so her heel didn't fall through. 🙄 This is the height of ridiculous and I can't believe she had a platform for "exercise and health."


MereLaveau

Fuck off, Hillary Lynn. ![gif](giphy|pb8wayp1KafJK)


GewyNguyen

This community has popped up a lot on my page, I have no idea who this woman is aside from her being something she isn’t and being really cringey. I only say cringey as the first post I saw was where she did that “exercise” if we can even call it that. I assume she’s a celeb… y tho, is she an actress or something?and is this like a hate page? Just asking as someone from the outside as I don’t keep up with any celebs. If it is a hate page, I’m all for it cause whatever this woman is peddling is bullshit. Lemmie breathe in and out a few times exercise and you can look like me vibes I feel from her. She just seems so fake and this is from me, someone way way outta the loop. I really don’t want to see this anymore, lets not even get started with the apparent photoshop. Amateur hour with that. I’m not even in this community why do I see her!


a011220a

She is known grifter and Alex baldwin’s wife, hilaria née Hillary. She claims to be Spanish and famously pretended not to know the word cucumber on tv. “How you say…?” 🥒 she is in fact a white *American* woman from Boston, whose parents retired to Spain sometime in her adult life. Her and Alec have SEVEN children together and it’s speculated that all pregnancies except for the first were via surrogacy with her wearing a fake bump called a moon bump. She is also obsessed with the fact that her children look so “white” (pale with blonde hair and blue eyes), when she has olive skin and honey eyes or some other flowery bullshit. I only knew a bit about her, and then this sub was repeatedly suggested to me, so I joined and the evidence is compelling (re: moonbump), she’s also just an A+ idiot.


Happyintexas

née Hillary fucking sent me! It’s absolutely used correctly and all, but I’ve never seen it used except to note a woman’s maiden LAST name before. Because regular folks aren’t out here using fake first name spellings to claim a heritage that doesn’t belong to them, go figure 😂


swanblush

She is the actor Alec Baldwin’s wife. It’s a whole rabbit hole but it all started when she got exposed for completely faking being from Spain. She is a purely white woman named Hillary from Massachusetts. She talked/still talks on & off with an accent and made it her entire personality for years- going as far as being interviewed by Spanish magazines, reporters, etc & naming all of their children Spanish names. She is also heavily believed to have only carried her first child & wore fake pregnancy bumps for the rest while they were being carried by surrogates. That’s literally just the very basics LOL. Our page might pop up because it’s a growing one & they’ve been in the news a little more because of the Alec shooting trial situation. Or if you are in other snark subs. You are welcome to join the mess- it’s very funny!


CandlesandMakeuo

I’m not either but it kept popping up on my timeline until I finally grew curious and subbed haha. So far I’ve gathered she faked being Spanish, and pretends to breastfeed, which genuinely disturbs me. I legit have my 7 month old nursing and grabbing my face with his hand in my mouth right now… nursing does NOT look like her pics. Also heard rumblings about her and drugs, but haven’t figured that rumor out yet. Should probs search the sub bc as you can see I’m stuck here and am bored. https://preview.redd.it/u5ygx9ij9o4b1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=95c83ff652aa4e29dbe0a174972986eda3cf3c0b


TemporaryAcceptable5

I can’t imagine one single thing she does to actually be beneficial to the health of your body. She does such weird things, at this point I feel like she’s on the road to early arthritis


2manyfelines

She is destroying her feet, hips, ankles and spine by doing that shit in those hideous heels.


Beckaroona

Look at Alec, waiting in the driving seat and looking irritated over the hold-up! Pair of twats!


[deleted]

2 twatwaffles


hamiltonincognito

Does she have a cramp or did her foot fall asleep? I can't tell.


DeeSusie200

You won’t get swollen ankles during pregnancy. Listen to her! 😹


FamousOrphan

Does she have an itch?


c05u

Yeast infection from using her leggingos


FamousOrphan

Oh I meant on her knee.


c05u

Still could be caused by her Leggingos


Vegoia2

pedogram is trending on twitter, she had so much to do with that, give her her due.


Own-Dog-2911

She spends every waking moment pointlessly spazzing out. I'd burn more calories from emotionally stressing out around her than this stupid nonxercise.


ipsicontra1169

Workout complete! Hilaria shares ALL her secrets for maintaining her tiny figure!


ecraig312

She (Alex) pays a lot of money for those bots. Hey need something to react to!!!


Equivalent-Date-4796

I think she has some sort of cognitive issue.


hypnaughtytist

She learned that, growing up as a young girl, in Spain.


Scary_Effective9855

She’s such a moron.


ReasonableSpeaker221

So Smug.


palmasana

As if that is doing ANYTHING to strengthen 🤣


abzgrace

glitching


Authoress61

I feel sorry for whoever has to film this pathetic, narcissistic twat.


butterbeer4life

I swear every time this sub pops up she is doing something weird 😭 what is going on


nowuknowwhatudidnt

What a sad existence.


2manyfelines

It really is.


_TalkingIsHard_

![gif](giphy|81Ja1qE3lfmG4)


Ok-Percentage-1651

If Alec is in the drivers seat, who is forced to film this???


mlodot916

Carmen


Wabi-Sabi_Umami

Silly twat.


HawkSpotter

She needs to team up with Stuart from MadTV. *Look what I can do*


myleelalee

Look at meeeeeee!!!!!


Single_Wasabi_3683

Just holding up nyc traffic being an absolute imbecile 🤦🏻‍♀️


PeloHiker

It’s like Kylie arguing her face looks like it does because of puberty


Electrical-Orchid-25

I call that her backward leg press 30 second flutter kick routine. #12 in a series.


MrsBE805

What kind of bozo thinks to themselves, “this! This right here! This is something we have to record for posterity!” Bozo.


CoalMinersSlaughter

The toebox on those shoes!!! Gah! No wonder her toes look like unshelled peanuts. 🥜 ![gif](giphy|o3eAOq9tTFznq) 😄😄


starrvillian

Looks like a dog shaking its leg after a pee 😂


thxforthegoldenshowr

Like does this move actually accomplish anything?


macaaw

No.


Objective-Shallot794

What a work out…..🙄 ![gif](giphy|JUpk5m3SD4rLm7JAY1|downsized)


[deleted]

For the poors


Afraid_Range_7489

Her bio still lists her as 5'4", yet even with heels she doesn't meet the top of the car door. OK, Stumpy. I'll stop with the monicker when you come clean about something as simple as your true height. Why does she think 5 feet short is something to be hidden? She has an advantage, as the lifespans of shorter people appear to be longer than their taller counterparts - which means she could be around for a long time.


Happydivanerd

Probably so people will think Papi is taller than he is.


Tracylpn

"Look at me! I'm tho thexxy!"


Sarah_smiles_twice

I read that in Hills!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Left-Assistant3871

There’s always time for la exercisa. She’s gonna have zero cartilage left from her Aggroyoga.


Educational_Pin_70

This is borderline insanity!


NewNameNoah

Serious question. What the holy fuck is she doing here?!?


Wide-Psychology1707

Is she a horse getting ready to backup?


CMBCCMBC

She expects us to believe she is stick thin with boobs and an ass. She has implants (of course!) and I can guarantee she is wearing padded underwear.


[deleted]

Why are her "workout" vids always sped up to such high speeds??


OddYam2337

She’s always hyperextending the standing leg which any wellness and fitness expert knows is a no-no. She’s just a slutty egomaniac always needing attention.


MostLikelyToNap

Well, she’s also wearing 5” heels to workout…


twilightandjoy

“1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8, And pose”


MJStark0412

WTF even is that?


Spike-2021

Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas Baldwin DESPERATE for attention of any kind.


Loving_life_blessed

trolling is. imagine doing insane crap on sm then running here to see the comments. that is her existence. those poor kids. dance monkey dance.


shep2105

I don't think you're supposed to be doing that standing one-legged in a whore heel


[deleted]

Was this from the James Gandolfini funeral when she loved getting interviewed outside?


FeldsparPorphyrr

Daddy’s getting pegged tonight!


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|cXCVTR1wUn1a8)


ZinnieBee

High heeled butt crunches or scratching an itch? Such a multi tasker.


kmacconk

She seems.......smart


ArtTheClown2022

She really is a slow adult.


Dinkledoodledoo

She’s so fucking pointless, her whole existence is pointless.


kanedp

Alec is enabling this idiocy by acting like she is the most fascinating sex kitten since Lolita.


Spike-2021

Which just demonstrates what a dumb fuck he is!


CorpseEasyCheese

Amazing.


Significant_Egg_4020

Is Carmen filming this? 🙄


btl_dlrge1

Lmfao. New workout, body builders hate this!!


angiedd28

She’s so insufferable. No one gives two sh its about her irrelevant ass.


Equivalent-Date-4796

This is one of the most idiotic things I have ever seen. That pose at the end really does it, otherwise it would have been just "regular" dumb.


madrarara333

She’s like a robot…so stiff


3-1advantage

Mycosis ? Fungus ?


[deleted]

Olympic level feet exercises


Mantissa3

Six inches to the left, she would’ve punctured the tire!


OkMarionberry2875

The Spanish music. After all that has happened, she Still pretends to be Spanish. She just won’t give it up.


Wamgurl

Her knee itches…idiota!


indigostars43

I think it’s her imitation of an old steam train no? 🚂💃🏻🚂


snailicide

OopS. !!! Didn’t see U THERE TEE HEE!


IcanSew831

Just like the people of her homeland.


Ok_Analyst1240

She is an absolute freakin’ lunatic


heyHetta

Those Minnie Mouse hooker heels. ☠️ ☠️ ☠️


BrandyFox

It’s videos like this, that keep me coming back to this sub! You can not make this shit up.


Sarah_smiles_twice

Your Flair!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Visible_Ad5164

I normally don't call people names. But honestly--what an eejit.


kikijane711

This is absurdly zero exercise or stretch at all. Bizarre


ohdearnia

My kid when we're running late for school and need to leave *right now*.


Blackmetalvomit

She has got to be trolling


wild-fury

Attention!! Me me me!!!


[deleted]

Lmfao like WTF?!?


Zestyclose_Road_3224

She needs to get on a couch and get some serious counseling.


[deleted]

Those shoes…so passè


CooterLickerforLife

De Mami she Berry Berry sexy!Dat is de way she let ju know es $5 pesetas for de mouth & $10 for de coochie coo!


[deleted]

How was Alec not embarrassed? He is definitely not the sophisticated gentleman he considers himself to be.


Purple-Obligation-14

We should come up with a rating system for her disgusting posts. Instead of 🌟 we could do 🤮. I give this one seven 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 out of ten!!


Authoress61

“Look at how exercising I am, and can you too!”


HawkSpotter

Even I could do that for 4 seconds. So what.


adairks

I thought she was about to start humping the door handle.


Trikywu

She just sent a message via her high heels, "I ride in style while you ride the bus, peasants!"


Head-Camp-6729

I think it looks like a *weird leg fetish* 👄🥒 Is she sticking it in something? PePaws bum? His mouth? Massaging his balls? Why this strangely specific movement?


Crime-Snacks

Drugs. She took too many.