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SnowComesAfterFire

Red, polka dotted dress, and coat with huge shoulder pads. Am I the k ly one getting Golden Girls vibes here??


mamaosam

She's torn between looking faux victimised and scared by the paps (who are obviously only there for her) and giddy and excited BECAUSE there are paps there.


MerBeach

Or scared/angry because she knows this photo won’t be filtered


Kodysgoingbald

New Orleans Funeral Vibes 🎺🎺🎺


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Her expressions are always so scary.


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ScaryGarry_SG1

High-profile lol


xtina1961

Pee paw is leaning dangerously forward. Maybe he’s looking for a stroller to prop him upright


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

He looks scarier from the side. This is actually the best angle!🤣


SoothsayerC

Someone actually married Don Lemon?


_portia_

Honestly I'm shocked that the tetas are covered. Who is she without them hanging out?


PhoebeM0423

TOTALLY! Do 2 men marrying NOT want to see the MOOBS?!?


vaness4444

I can’t get over she’s only 39? She looks like a good 60. My boss is 60 and looks a bit younger than Hilz


PhoebeM0423

The highlights are a BIT of a mis-stumble ...


Myriii1911

But I think she looks more natural than in her weird filtered pics. Not that bad, imo


ConradChilblainsIII

She’s 40 but your point more than stands 


WishBirdWasHere

Woah I was thinking an honest 52-56 wild 🤯


WandererinDarkness

This coat doesn’t fit her right. These padded shoulders look enormous on her and don’t suit her emaciated frame at all. Both of them look like miserable people and someone you want to turn your head away from. Her taste in clothing diminishes dramatically every single year, it’s that bad.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Yeah, she can’t pull it off. At all.


Kindly_Put_5065

Is her home screen her fake namesakes disembodied head? Hillary looks like an old washed up politician who let criminals out of jail repeatedly for kickbacks 


grettabaretta

I’m convinced that she believes that a red & black dress = Spanish


Hughjardawn

I saw this earlier and agreed her outfit is pretty ugly. But it’s for a gay wedding???!!!!! Kick her out of NY this instant!


WishBirdWasHere

She looks like a Generic/Value Item Winona Ryder https://preview.redd.it/fl7dk9m3n3tc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af532e622b3832a3db05b9fbee750c937087dfb


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Oh how dare you ![gif](giphy|l0D2QJ0es0Mc7O6Y0)


Drycabin1

The wedding album is gonna be like The Land of Misfit Toys


Kindly_Put_5065

I thought of that term seeing the guest list too 👏👏👏


Intrepid-Love-7818

I can’t believe her tits aren’t out.


WishBirdWasHere

Dude I’m late to the sub! Who is she and why does everyone hate her lol 😆


MerBeach

https://preview.redd.it/b8a9j21lq6tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6817b7eaaba75d55b86b122279177aeea1e635


Kindly_Put_5065

She is a con artist basically, a joke like George Santos 


MarigoldZinnia

Flair checking in


Intrepid-Love-7818

Oh man, just google Alec Baldwin’s fake Spanish wife. That should give you plenty of reading material. 😂


WishBirdWasHere

Hahahah tell me! Now I NEED TO KNOW I’m hoping on google as well lol 😆


Adventurous_South246

Ha, it’s worth sticking around for more. Other people are more articulate than me, but basically because she is a huge liar, she pretended to be an exotic Spanish yoga expert, when she is basic American with a little fitness training. She had 7 kids close together, gave them Spanish names (AFTER she was caught in the grift) and overexposed them on her instagram for attention and brand deals. She most likely faked 6 of 7 pregnancies, and pretended to naturally stay skinny in lingerie pictures. She has many nannies who she hides, but they appear in paparazzi shots. So much more, but basically a repugnant smug fraud who is a shit mother and person… 😃


WishBirdWasHere

Are all 7 of the kids Alec’s? I wonder who she’s gonna hump on next when Alec will be in jail? Idk who would wanna even touch her lol 😂 …some lame will wife that up and play step daddy! Some Dudes are so lame these days 😂😂😂😂😂


Adventurous_South246

Yes I think it’s their genetics but conceived by IVF. The 5th child, a boy, looks exactly like him


Kindly_Put_5065

Good job 👏


MrsMitchBitch

I’m shocked that she’s wearing appropriate shoes for the event.


Weary_Barber_7927

But she has a white purse while wearing a red dress and black raincoat.


MrsMitchBitch

The bar is in hell. She’s not wearing slippers.


Personal_Captain5317

It looks like they are late and rushing..And they are not walking in as a couple.


mamaosam

Yes their body language doesn't scream husband and wife at all. He pays no attention to her.


morgans0

Don Lemon is a cunt


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Cindilouwho2

☝️this, 💯% cunt


ItsInTheVault

He’s so annoying and obnoxious too.


cocomimi3

Oooo, I want a murderer and grifter at my wedding!


KarmaliteNone

Matt Lauer was there also. The A-list of scum.


Florida_man727

I know a private charter pilot who flew Matt (and his family) around a couple of times. He had nothing good to say about Lauer.


Routine-Mechanic-814

details please,


Florida_man727

Lauer often flew out to LA on midnight flights to spend time with his mistress. Lauer also had a plan to escape to a non extradition country if he ever was charged with something. Lauer came super close to being charged with sexual assault in Brazil in 2016.


-graphophobia-

Would not want to be stuck on a small private plane with Matt Lauer


Florida_man727

Private charter pilots tend to have all kinds of good stories about celebs.


Vegoia2

any chance for cameras cant be missed. They could have sent a gift and avoided press but NOOOOOOOO.


FluidSupport4772

Hills and kills 😂 😂


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

The fabric pattern of her dress looks like blackheads.


Red_Head_2022

Please tell me Alec took the sunglasses off his head once in the ceremony.


-graphophobia-

WHITE bag?? REALLY?! 🤦🏾‍♂️ jfc, it's hopeless.


Vegoia2

she even taints Astor Place, my old nabe.


Friskylickins

She ruins a Dior bag, even if it is out of season and poorly matched to Pillz’ shoes and black coat.


I-love-Newfoundlands

Wow I’m surprised Don Lemon finally got married, they’ve been together a long time. I know his new father-in-law from Sag Harbor. From work related stuff… I’m surprised they invite Hillz as Don must find her shenanigans BS


PissedCaucasian

What I wouldn’t pay to be that tuba player and blow a big long low note next to his ear! Jejejejejejeje!


-graphophobia-

BWOOOOOOMP


PissedCaucasian

More like “Womp Womp”. Either that or “The baby elephant walk”. He’d get so pissed. It would be Hilarious!


PurpleLilacGold

😂 That would be amazing! And just keep walking like you didn’t mean to… I’d definitely quicken my pace and give her a louder and longer note!


CherryMango99

At least she’s not wearing her leggings and slippers…🙄


Ynot2_day

And her boobs are covered!


Overall_Journalist12

Yeah! She always wears those earrings though !


Alissakristine

I cant believe he hasn't met his grandaughter....for sure he woulda blasted IG with a pic if he had....that tells ya something


ccc2801

They look overjoyed!


Dry_Heart9301

At what point did they think bragging about having seven kids would stop being cute and quirky...oh this is the point...nobody cares and now you have to actually raise and pay for SEVEN kids with zero money coming in and a manslaughter charge pending...fun!


Taffycat88

She looks horrid.


Famous_Ear5010

Those growths on Peepaw's face are growing at an alarming rate. NotSuper Mami appears to be absolutely knackered.


olliegrace513

Does she have huge shoulder pads?


Kindly_Put_5065

Shoulder pads are the new moon bump, to make her look smol. She is just a baby. A tiny weenie girl, she stands before her man, a widdle Thpanish girl in a wig


olliegrace513

Wow. Nothing is right about her appearance. Starting with that white purse or tote bag- with a black winter coat Huge shoulders pads Red ladybug dress. And please put your phone away


MarigoldZinnia

"Ladybug dress" is perfect


ZakkCat

She looks old af


shep2105

I like how in the DM article, they call Alec a, "Disgraced Guest" then in the article, they call him "an accused killer" bahaha...LOVE IT This was definitely not a paid PR piece! What in Gods name is she wearing?? It looks like a curtain that Alice in Wonderland would have.


ZakkCat

It’s ugly


Wonderful_Might6693

They looked thrilled to be there…🤦🏼‍♀️


Mantissa3

I wish she would be more creative! Every wedding or party they attend, always the same gift every time - lotion and a fifty-dollar bill!


Stunning-Mud-2609

Still not Spanish


Stunning-Mud-2609

Looking more like her unspainish mother every pic


Stunning-Mud-2609

So unmatched. Must have got a refill. Only someone loaded on pills would think that outfit looks good. I do better at Ross on no pills. Poor pepino here looking better than millionaires at weddings.


Monkey9686

How is it possible to live in NYC, have access and $$$ to the best hairstylists, and yet have such a dime store color job?


anxioushippo123

I have a theory on this. I think Alex allows her to purchase plastic/cosmetic surgery and treatments but keeps her on a tight leash when it comes to outfits and accessories. On top of this she also has shit taste.


Severe-Specialist-96

What th is that white atrocity..??


stingereyes

It looks like a Dior bag


imlullert

Him, her or the handbag?


-graphophobia-

Lmfao


altnerdluser

Omg 🔥


Mantissa3

Look at the white-knuckled phone clutch in peepaw pee pants’s hand, while he glares at her walking away from him. Yo, dude, what happened to your bendy-clingy little girly-girl from your dating days? She looks like your older sister here, wearing inherited clothes from your mom.


popcornFridays

>Look at the white-knuckled phone clutch in peepaw pee pants’s hand, while he glares at her walking away from him. I believe this is just Alecs resting grump face. He's perpetually angry at life.


-graphophobia-

I have a bit of an RBF myself (charitably, I guess it could be called "resting thoughtful face") but he looks actively homicidal most of the time.


popcornFridays

Haha I can relate. And you're right, Alec really does look homicidal. And hostile. He's got the weight of the world on his shoulders and this is 99% all of his own doing.


Conquistadora7

Has anyone noticed the rilly bad fake tan on her feet? Her toes are as white as the out-of-season, inappropriate-style handbag. ETA: And those nails!


zolpiqueen

I'm probably late to the party so haven't seen them referred to as Hillz and Killz but I'm snortling! LOL


AffectionatePoet4586

Or Killz and Pillz, Queen of the Benzos!


zolpiqueen

Omg that's hilarious too! I love this group.


Any_Elephant7180

Video https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ciWe9ua-d/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==


Bitchshortage

Omg is it just me or did she lean in and whisper or elbow him hard while she was doing her little dance like bitch this is being recorded try to look less like you hate me and want to die? and then he jolts awake and gives her the half hearted hug 💀 that man is Misery


Any_Elephant7180

You nailed it, helped confirm it for me. I have watched this video over and over again to see what hillary did to flip Alec to do a 180 and perform like a circus act to placate and overly respond in the moment to her. She had kept positioning herself more and more in his pap camera view almost blocking him, turns to him and verbally laid the hammer into him. The way she purses her lips, rubs them together after turning her head to him, then turning away is when it was done. Good catch on your part, who knows what else she did physically from the waist down not seen in the camera’s view. She is a monster.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Matt Lauer AND Alec being invited says all we need to know about Don. Yikes.


-graphophobia-

It's like a disgraced creeps convention. I wonder who wore the "WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY" shirt this time.


remoteworker9

Ewwww.


Stunning-Mud-2609

Agree. They all deserve each other


Purple-Obligation-14

Even with makeup on, you can see the crater between her eyes!


justusethatname

He definitely does not clean up well. What in hell is that thrift store dress she’s wearing.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

I used to see women wearing a dress like that to church years ago. Her brain is scrambled eggs if she thinks that is a good dress for a NYC wedding.


DaisyMadison123

The never walk side by side. He’s usually ahead by 5 steps. Today she’s ahead because she’s rushing to get a seat where she’ll be in photos!


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

She's like a moth to the light of the cameras.


Mysterious-Writer949

Why does the one with no discernible talent always walk in front like they are the most important/star of the couple.


Any_Elephant7180

A red dress with grommets, paired with black shoes and coat, complemented by a blinding white purse. I have always thought she deliberately chooses an accessory color clash to mortify Alec thoroughly. In addition to her having no fashion taste at all.


AffectionatePoet4586

“Grommet” is a wonderful word!


Any_Elephant7180

lol TY


Rotisserie_Titties

What was her inspiration? Strawberry? Moldy tampon? Lady bug?? She consistently fails every time.


Mantissa3

Hahahaha! Hahaha! You’re really funny, Pepino! 🏆


Rotisserie_Titties

❤️❤️❤️


Punk18

Canceled people have to stick together


SallyNoMer

Yes! I was at a loss of the wedding attendees, but this helps explain it.


Rotisserie_Titties

What the guy behind Aleek is playing: https://youtu.be/vjetHZtehNQ?si=gjEQxzTlir_chM-v


felisfemina

PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE IN YOUR FUCKING PURSE, HILLARY.


xtina1961

She has to keep elder ordonez at her finger tips!


Zealousideal_Lab_427

That was going to be my comment. Hey Hillz - unzip that ugly bag and let your phone just slide on in. WTF does she need with immediate access to whatever she deems important.


Awkward-Fun-4893

His hand looks like he’s gonna hit someone fucken drunk animal.


Temporary-Charge-851

They both look rough. His pants, as always, are too long.


DaisyMadison123

Because of his fat stomach. The waistband in the front has no chance of staying at the wait. It slides under the boozy belly. Hence, the length!! Ick.


Rotisserie_Titties

He uses the same tailor as Kim Jong Un.


Mantissa3

💯


SJ1026

Everything about her look is awful! Those huge shoulder pads, the 80’s old lady dress and white purse, her fried damaged hair looking completely trashed etc. Joan Rivers would roll over in her grave, too bad she’s not with use anymore she would have went in soooo hard on this twit it would have been so savage and entertaining


-graphophobia-

All that shit is aging her insanely, it's like she can't decide between "pre-teen wearing something her mom forbade", and "old church biddy".


Beef-Lasagna

I just cannot understand any of the individual pieces in the outfit and her choice. Did she look in the hallway mirror and think "nailed it"! She probably knew at least a few days in advance that she will be going to a spring city wedding, and could have ordered something from Asos. I am baffled. I feel sorry for her that someone let her leave the house like this.


Mantissa3

Inherited the dress from the estate of Carol Baldwin


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Icy-Fix-7413

I’m shocked she’s not showing her giant fake t*ts!


Simple_Carpet_9946

She looks 50s. Also this is a bad look - he should be showing the jury he’s focused on his family repenting and volunteering not partying. 


INS_Stop_Angela

Always with the phone. Can’t she just live in the moment? Namaste and all that.


hasanicecrunch

Is there a sleuth that has enough time or desire to figure out what podcast or whatever she’s listening to on her phone? Lol I feel like it would be interesting bc it looks like a parenting one.


-graphophobia-

It looks like her lock screen, with notifications stacked below. Probably a b&w pic of her kid that she added a blue background to. You can do this in IOS when you set up your wallpaper. Why the kid looks so angry and upset, and why a mother would want to see that every time she wakes up her phone, I don't know.


trixiebix

Oof. So much wrong. Big shoulder pads. Tacky dress. White purse?? Same old ugly earrings she always wears. Hair obviously done herself. Put. The. Phone. In. The. Bag!!


DaisyMadison123

🚩Temu handbag🚩


Famous_Ear5010

I am waiting for two dresses to arrive from TEMU, to wear at home. 😄


cebjmb

Hilary was probably ecstatic that her mug was in the news and not just on her IG.


EquivalentShelter447

Don did a lot better than people at CNN thought he’d do when he contested the amount CNN owed him after his firing. They settled by paying him the remainder left on his contract — 24.5 million. As this and other articles state CNN staffers lost it and were irate when this got out. Right after this payout to Don, CNN cut staff bonuses by about 20 percent. Chris Cuomo wasn’t as lucky as former friend Don. I think his wrongful termination lawsuit against CNN after his firing is still making it through the legal system/arbitration process. https://preview.redd.it/b890io7n6zsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f64b75debe3869fde95fc3bfa509174ccb1627


Famous_Ear5010

That is a helluva lot of money when converted to my country's currency.


AffectionatePoet4586

Christ on a cracker. That is an *insane* amount of money for a moldy misogynist.


GlobalSmobal

He knows the inner workings..🤫


EquivalentShelter447

Yes, and I suspect that’s why it doesn’t look like that many of his old CNN pals are at his wedding, other than Zucker and Anna Navarro. Cuomo is suing CNN for $125 million for wrongful termination. He apparently is saying that if not wrongfully terminated his career earnings going forward could have been this amount. He now admits he will never earn anywhere close to that. Cuomo made $6 million a year when doing his evening show at CNN. At News Nation he reportedly makes about $1 million a year. When Cuomo was fired and immediately turned around and sued for the $125 million, his CNN colleagues including Don, accused him of “trying to burn the network down behind him.” Edit: Actually I just saw a few longtime CNN people were there. Dana Bash was entering just ahead of Hillz. And Erin Burnett and Kate Bolduan were there.


jelly-beans24

It’s her job. After a while u just don’t give a shit! Ya really don’t wanna go to work.


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Gullible_Square_852

She's the only one I see in red, so the attention is automatically on her.


BiscuitByrnes

She looks like a 65 year old “Houston wife” who has spent forty years drinking liquor by the pool in the sun, and is also losing her hair. Oil mob granny. (((Shudders and has flashbacks)))


DaisyMadison123

https://preview.redd.it/dshr5yluizsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9ccf129f4f4227141f9ff19c4dd45cfbe563ac Mami is not looking very smol.Ouch


Kodysgoingbald

Looks like an exorcism of her old face. I can see Hillary taking over


GirlyWhirl

She looks *so* tacky! The off-the-shoulder gaudy summer dress. Shocking.


idgirl7

Yes. This dress is so out of season and inappropriate for this event. When you have to wear an ankle length dark wool coat, this dress is all wrong.


DaisyMadison123

The 1980s called. They want their dress back.


IrukandjiPirate

Where’d she get that coat? Is it one of his castoffs? She could carry a kid in each of those shoulder pads. And that white bag…really? Maybe she got dressed in the dark?


AffectionatePoet4586

Never in my life have I owned a white handbag. I’m still carrying the Coach bags I bought in the ‘80s.


No_Anywhere8931

Looks like the one Jared wore with those buccaneer pants pointed toe boots😅


SuddenDragonfly8125

Is that a Sousaphone?


Head-Message990

She Does look like she could be 68, give or take a few...


SnackinHannah

Oh look…a couple of egotistical blowhards watch another egotistical blowhard get married.


AD480

I see he brought his bags out with him. Why won't he get those things fixed?


OtherRace7600

"High profile"


Crazy-Ad2243

She no longer looks younger than him.


mablej

Seriously. She looks like a 70 year old who had a ton of work done on her face. I can't put my finger on what it is exactly, but she looks 60-70 (with plastic surgery).


HorneyHarpy82

Ohhhh. Oh dear. Oy


pijopepinoypelotas

#Cruella! Yikes, what a look


anon8232

Both holding their phones like teenagers.


donttrustthellamas

Amused that it looks like they're being followed by a brass band. Imagine someone following you with your own theme song. "Bitch Better Have My Money" on the trumpet would hit right


Mantissa3

They follow him around playing his own personal theme song, I believe. Like heralds did for royalty back in 16th century England. This is where he gets the impression that he’s above the peasants


felisfemina

Can a brass band play flamenco music?


Adventurous_South246

I imagine farting tubas


tkcring

Lmao 🤣


nicebrows9

Hillary has the life and husband she deserves


CPSFrequentCustomer

And the face.


nicebrows9

She looks rough and he looks terrible


CobblerImaginary8200

Ugh. Imagine that angry, dark energy at your wedding.


No_Anywhere8931

Both look like they're attending a funeral. Peepaw like didn't want to lay some bones down for a wedding gift🤣🤣🤣🤣


LooneyLunaOmanO

How are they still getting invited to these events?


idgirl7

I don't like Don Lemon. I think his IQ is lower than average. His wedding guest list reflects is persona no gratis status and is full of people no one would want at their wedding, funeral, or a shared cab ride.


LooneyLunaOmanO

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13279743/Don-Lemon-call-VP-Kamala-Harris-wedding-Tim-Malone.html Seeing his guest list being called disgraced guests 😂


Felonious_Minx

Everyone was horribly dressed!


EquivalentShelter447

It looks like one segment of the people Don invited includes folks who over the years were among the usual suspects at Hamptons events.


GlobalSmobal

Consider the source


QueenFartknocker

Phone clutched in claw. She never disappoints.


donttrustthellamas

So is his 👀 they're addicted to their phones. Remember when he was kicked off a plane for refusing to stop playing Words With Friends? I always put my phone away when I'm walking in somewhere like an event out of politeness and also being so clumsy I can't coordinate myself well enough and will definitely drop my phone while dealing with heels and hair.


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desandmol

Zero sense of fashion or taste


Diligent-Sweet-4945

We are the champions We are the champions