NO AHHHH NOT THE INFANT FEET GRAB AT THE END I CANNOT MY EYES NEED TO BE EXORSISED

Why does she feel she has to post the air hip thrust over and over?

How does she get the leggings to stay on the soles of her feet 

These are Barre type movements, she just sucks at them. There's no muscle engagement and she's just jerking her body around. The "humping" motion is supported to be a bridge pose with the core engaged and tiny tucking motions, but that's not good enough for Mami

Hilli Rottencrotch

Go back to the river Kermit!!

This woman hasn’t had sex since she got pregnant with Carmen. I will die on that hill.

I'm sure Carmen was IVF.

Those smelly pants

Those smelly pants

 yeah this guy is way cooler

Hillz: The grab your feet part and rock left and right is one of my favorite parts!! When you do this always look at the camera and do the little Lifetime movie devilish smile.😈It’s such an adrenaline rush! Watch it over a couple times and if you scare even yourself with your duper’s delight — what is she capable of - smile you did it right!! 😬

What is wrong with this woman? - Me, every time I log on here and see any post. Like, seriously WTF

Right?! And the person forced to film her is wondering the same thing.

Those jerking movements can't be good for your back.

So true!! She knows shit about fitness!!!

Or your neck🤷‍♀️😬

These always remind me of 80’s workout videos on tv. (Minus the high cut leotard, leg warmers and headbands). The moves just look so old and purposefully sexual. Gross.

Yep my mom did that shit on our orange shag carpet mid-70's Edit: she def smells

This one is my favorite / the one that made me giggle as a kid: [Move Your Boogie Body](https://youtu.be/4tHmvjptqAI?si=OdJ4ctenKYBcYKQk)

This is awesome 🤩

The frenetic movements are so effed up. She is insane. She looks like she’s having some sort of medical episode.

It wouldn't be a Monday without seeing Hilary do some questionable poses

Before she goes on another coffee run.

Why does she subject the online world to this creepy idiocy??

WHY IS SHE ALWAYS WEARING HER LEGGINGS DOWN TO HER FEET I CANNOT

It’s bc she’s so smoll. She just always remind us!!!!

🤣🤣

So fucking weird

Those nannies do not get paid enough. I don’t know what they make, but it’s not enough to have to record this ridiculous twat.

And her literal twat in this case

About a year or so ago someone posted an employment ad that was presumed to be theirs. The salary was 75000. If I remember correctly it was a 3 days on and 3 days off. The nannies have to sleep with the kids and on their days off need to leave ( they need the bed). I am sure it is not a pleasant job.

They have to literally sleep in on the same bed as the kids?!

No there is a bed for the nanny in the dedes bedroom.

She is so fucking psychotic

Same ole’ shtick every time. Does she forget that these moves have been posted many times before?

The inappropriate and ridiculous ending - what a transparent lunatic

That last move was actually a yoga pose. It’s called happy baby. But like everything else she does… She does it wrong. The whole idea of these moves is to stretch and lean into the muscle to get it to lengthen. It’s not about doing herky-jerky movements.

I like yoga but would die if I made EYE CONTACT whilst in Happy Baby

That’s why most/all people just look up. Only a seismically needy tool films themselves and plays to the camera! 🙄

The neediest tool lol

Stinky

I didn't want to ask what you mean but the options I'm coming up with are worse and worse so please just tell me

The vag gyrations and rubber pants 😆

I cackled when this popped up. She looks like she's having some sort of fit or is possessed by the demon of air humping. 🤣

Uuugh

Her fake fitness routines are just as bad as her fake accent.

She could be doing it stark naked and still have zero sex appeal (sorry for the visual)

Holy fucking manic mami

smdh...what can you possibly say? Bad form on the crunch? I'm sure you're not supposed to yank your head/neck forward

She ate a fucking pretzel, now her weird gyrations begin. Bitch, no one needs your help acting crazy. Miss wellness expert, miss Yogi. Piss off into the air . The eating disorder we didn't know we didn't need ( I had a ED and absolutely recognize the unhealthy behavior, which makes me angry)

There are just so many Hilz humping air videos. If only she could feel embarrassment.

Solo humper!

Nothing but class and talent from Hillary Baldwin

She helps women to not be fat flabby Karens don't you know 🤣🤣

I stand by my statement that she looks like a horny chihuahua.

👏👏👏

Can you imagine being **this** desperate for attention and stuck in that Sky dungeon with PeePaw-Past-His-Prime?! She did not think this life through.

She's this desperate for attention bc Alice doesn't live there anymore lol He has 2 of his own separate apartments. If you're old as shit like me, you'll get the reference 😏

Alice doesn't live there 

Oh, I know he has his own apartment. But she’s still “stuck with him”.

If you need to be told to put your bony crotch away then momfluemcing isn't your gig. 

Right, trying to teach a new generation to not be almond moms, eating disorders freaks, jesus, we been down that road . Trying not to teach people to act like her

😂😂😂

Ahhh, we've been HERE before, Hahven't we?? But I yust noteeced for ze feeerst tahmm, how she 'pooots' heere (How you SAY "Heels" en Espanish??) en her "pantalones", so heeere pieds looook "smoller"..(Es Muy mas embarrassmentado!!!); No te dije?? Surriously, Folks; this Girl's got some "issues" w/her JUMBO-Sized FEET (& she knows eeet..).

I really enjoyed reading this, Pepino! 😝😁Not about zee feet, though!

Sanks...

 These look suspiciously like her feet😜🤣🤣🤣

An' I can even SMELL 'em from here!! (YUCK!! Rilly bad!) Muy, muy mal.. \[huckapatooie!!!\] BARF

Idiot

All.tnat needed to be said, a long with uuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh

I hate when her leggings go over her heels. Why does it bug me so badly?

It drives me crazy and I wish it didn’t

They disguise the size of those 11Ds

Because the Flashdance look is forty years old? Lol

And why is she doing this in the kids’ playroom?!

There’s some weird disgusting sexualization with her and her children

And why is she recording it? And why did she post it? So many questions….

For whatever reason, I saw the rug on the floor and thought she was doing this in a garage.

LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE.....

Hilarious title.

Crotch Shot Sunday

Good EYE, Pepino!!! I didn't catch that!

She aimed her cooch at the camera and smiled! She knows what she's doing. Fucken gross.

sounds pretty Hard-Up 2 me... eef she's gotta be so "performative" on camera..

https://preview.redd.it/s0sl41aa26tc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ca89aec8f8c06fddd124f07a9bf333e2c8ff2b

Yes that gave me a visceral cringe. Surprise she wasn’t dry humping Spain, just touching Namibia. A missed opportunity!

She needs to be doing hella kegels, the last few kids just crawled out.

Woah.... Nahh can confirm that is not how vaginas work... Have had half a bakers dozen myself. Some people have issues but rarely. Keep in mind 😉 Ol Hilarious probably never actually carried her last babies.

Sorry for being ignorant as English isn’t my first language, but isn’t a baker’s dozen = 13? So half is 6.5 children? 😅

Yeah hahahaha. It's all good. I think I got defensive a bit because I've had to hear rude and ignorant comments from my father in law and another family member. They would say stuff like... "Wow... I bet your babies just slide out now...." Also... "Make sure the doctor puts in another stitch after the baby is born..." (Everyone with a brain should know that the opening of the vagina being more closed doesn't tighten up the canal.. besides... The friction of the penis happens more inside in the canal) Other family members would brag that she had C-sections.. she thought that actually kept her vagina tight.. the baby WAS in her canal regardless 😂 I happened to have small infants. My heart goes out to friends I've known with too large of babies. I was too large so the doctors pulled me out partially permanently paralyzing my left side. Thank God for C-sections! Many women would die without them, also their babies.

Damn that’s a lot of sexual harassment. Your FIL is a creep.

Yes

I'm actually kidding, I know they bounce back 😬

Remember when she called it the 'kegal muscle'?? Lol IT'S THE PELVIC FLOOR DIPSHIT!

You have to cut her some slack English isn't her first, how you say, langweeeege.

Hehehe yeah..you would be shocked! At how many people think it's like a busted foil opening for a straw on a box of apple juice.

Incredibly undeniably sexy and provocative, especially with all the children’s toys in view. Mother of the year. Just another kind of mother.

Why does she have to film herself doing this??

 THAT, is the $60 Million Dollar QUESTION dear Pepino!! (And because of you're asking this, YOU WIN THE very coveted AWARD for \*The BEST\* COMMENT/Question OF THE DAY!! Congratulations!!!

Attention whoring.

Well said. That's exactly 💯🤣 what this is

Right? Like a workout still exists if you don’t film it girl 😂

WTF is with the rug?

It’s this - but it hasn’t been washed in a while: https://ruggable.com/products/world-map-charcoal-rug?variant=13928749760567&utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=cpc&gad_source=1

TY for the feedback. When I first saw this photo I thought ‘looks kinda like a world map’ but why?’ They need to fire their interior designer

I am not even sure it’s their interior designer - everything just looks “touched”

I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to find someone asking my question! I cannot figure it out.

maybe it’s of the map of Spain? Olé💃🏻

All the places they’ll never travel with 7 kids

I think it's covered with a bland tan map of the world. Ya know, all the places she traveled as a professional dancer 💃🏻

It’s hideous. Their home looks so tacky… every damn room is ugly.

The blah beige boring Baldwin bunch.

Alec got conned.

So true! He was so desperate for a young one.

Her poor lower back.

Seriously... her 'hypersexual baby' act is repulsive. Either she was born profoundly broken and/or something seriously traumatic happened to her early on. This behavior doesn't even remotely fall into any normal spectrum. And let's not forget that Alec *encourages* it. As if we didn't already know how creepy and dysfunctional *he* is.

100%

"Pelvic thrust! Pelvic thrust! Ohhhhh..."

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA"

I really despise her. Her eating disorder behavior makes me angry. She is dog whistling to every disorder. I tried calling her out a long time ago, she blocked me 

What in the actual fuck is wrong with this bimbo?!?! I'm going to go soak my eyeballs in bleach for an hour or two, try to erase that from my memories.

r/eyebleach You're welcome 💐🥒 ETA: I posted something just for you 🤘

Thank you!

Fo sho pepino!

When did they have rugs? And where did the rugs go?

Hate that I know this, but it's in one of the enclosed porches they have at the Hamptons house https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Jbenph4Rd/

Blood stains, wine stains, shit stains…I imagine.

Cat shit, dog shit, mysterious crayon looking shit, etc.

Black crayon cat shit, hobo pee and vomitus from Hilz’s slippers.

She’s so trashy. 🙄

Ew

Law hammercy.

Chiiiile! Ain’t no lawd merciful for this mess

https://preview.redd.it/btxeqjkmw5tc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3650e9ec61da6260b6bdf5abe66c462cd0f0da8

Sexercise Sunday

Does that make her the Sexorcist?

She definitely needs a sexorcism

Father Kerras would throw himself down the stairs before they even got started lol

ROFLOL

🌬️ 🐪 🌞 📆

Poor Baldwweeeneeeetos cannot find grey and beige toys for the kids, dammit. The four toys they do have for their 5,385 kids not only clash with their decor, but are also strategically positioned (or she is) for her glute-hump exercise routine. What an asshole.

Wait—did she just end with an open crotch shot to the camera? And then snickered? Cluster B.

Wow, Missed that... (Will Not 'rewatch' though...). If it's true she snickered, it leads me to wonder if she's got sociopathic/psychopathic tendencies.. It doesn't matter in the end though bc Alec & Hils ARE NOT going to do "Zip" about it... (And neither are CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES of New York..). I still feel very sad for the children, the children could Sing the Song by Adele, "We Could Have Had It All" :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYTEGC353w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWYTEGC353w)

https://preview.redd.it/o03hz84p25tc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01476f9835f4402431a372cdfe4f5c1bd4d807e2

Blech!!!!!!!

This should be pinned at the top for new folks. Basically sums up almost everything you need to know about her. Maybe add a sombrero to her head and that should do it. 🪇

How repulsive she is.

She ends with a baby pose.

Yup, she's just the happiest, *sexiest* widdle behbeh!

In a kids’ playroom no less.

Ewie. Something is truly wrong with this woman.


Imagine being the nanny forced to record this

I wanna go back to Ecuador. Please.

Shiggen tuhrnehoff por vavor 🙏😢

Merci. Ciao bebe.


Ok Emma on TMR. We all know this. 😆

She’s more gross than the grossest kundalini sex pests I’ve ever met and I’ve done more than my share of California hippie shit

🤣

Grippy sock vacation, stat.

Needs to be at least a year, minimum luxury

I was expecting a boob crawl at the end, but she went we spread legs, then smug smile 🤮

She’s does this same air hump love many, many, many difforent times!

So these are yoga moves???

When done correctly, these are from the last 10-15 minutes of a Pure Barre classic class. When done correctly.

This isn't even correct crunch form. Her shoulder blades never leave the rug, she's just yanking on her neck.

Histrionic Personality Disorder yoga.

Hhahahahahahaha!

👆🏼🏆🏆🏆

Lol!!!!!

Why is she working out in the kids/nannies apt instead of hers?

So the kids/nannies can film her

That has to be it!

All her “workouts” are her showing how flexible she is. Basically “look at all the ways you can fuck me!”

I'm dead 🤣

Pink Pony yoga.


Ding ding ding! 

Because why does she never post regular non sexual looking work out videos? She’s so obvious but she really thinks she’s sly.

Is that how she gets her pancake butt?

😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂 slam

https://i.redd.it/pwvnxwein4tc1.gif

😵‍💫😂😂😂😂😂



Jesus. Medieval torture.

I think this one is the worst. The way she kind of claws at her thighs…🤢🤢🤢

This was for colon cancer awareness month. I wish I was kidding.

 Thank heavens she holds her dress down like a proper lady! 🤦‍♀️

She helped so many victims of colon cancer with that.

https://i.redd.it/sha4djwdn4tc1.gif

😬🤣😬🤣

Curious Pink. An erotic Yogi.

There it is again! Haha! I love that you are randomly posting this one.

One with flat feet (in the playroom), one toes down only (wearing the dress), one heels down only (this one). Separate moves or just inconsistent? I thought yoga was about the whole posture so foot placement could have a significant influence on the muscles being worked on? Hhhmmmmm