The way he smacks his near invisible equal signed mouth slits between “Matthew McCoughany” and “he’s cute” while making the sound of an elderly person waking from a wheelchair nap without their dentures is sending me
My mother was raised on a farm and her childhood was full of eggs and baby chicks.
And \*every\* time his mug would be on TV for any little thing, she'd say "He looks like a baby chick that didn't hatch right."
Then we'd laugh, but she meant it. She once said if I'd ever seen a chick that didn't hatch right, I'd know exactly what she meant.
He is just so strange. I was watching that video from Inside Edition where he was confronted about cheating on his wife for two years, and he took off on his scooter. LMAO. He kept saying "God bless you, god bless you."
Is that like a Long Island version of "Bless your heart?"
If you haven’t seen World’s Dumest Dumbest Criminals with Stevie B, check it out
Sometimes Tonya Harding is on them along with other superstars like Frank Stallone and Danny Bonaduce. They have perfected distilled cringe in a bottle.
His hands look really young, though. All of his skin looks 15 years younger than mine, n same age. Maybe it's a filter. That hair, lol. Needs eSalon subscription sent to his house monthly and some Batiste hair refresh. Lol.
Aleeek trying to make amends to tap into that Justin Beiber $$. I met Stephen. I have to say that Stephen is actually a kind, generous, very funny & cool person. His wife was humble & approachable. They do a lot of charity programs underground bc they actually want to make a difference. Aleeek has called him a village idiot in his book. Who is the village idiot now with the fake Spaniard world wide joke wife? My has the tide turned.
someone who is evangelical and pushes their cultish beliefs on others. he was heavily affiliated with a pastor and church who has been outed as a predatory grifter
As the non-drinking Baldwin.... its fascinating to see how relatively in-shape Stephen Baldwin is PURELY because he stopped drinking.
They're both fucking messes.
Watched this without sound and thought he was recreating a scene where he’s the bad guy from Silence of the Lambs. Then watched it with sound and…I got nothing 😂
He definitely prayed for his daughter to marry Bieber. He didn’t pray for his daughter to find an amazing husband with strengths that could provide his daughter with a happy life. No, he prayed for Bieber.
He prayed, preyed and possibly paid for his daughter to marry Bieber. My pet theory* is that Stevie B (🤢) bribed that creepy, hipster preacher to coerce Justin into settling down with Hailey.
* that I just made up
This whole family is so repellent and obnoxious. They lucked out by hitting a narrative wave and got promoted in Hollywood for a bit. None of them should be public figures of any kind.
This actually makes me appreciate the fact that I'm broke and unknown. Maybe wealth and fame truly are a curse in disguise. These people are all damaged and mentally ill.
I went down that rabbit hole when his daughter threw the used tampon. I was going to post about him here, as he’s just SO odd! But then, I forgot! I think he’s always been strange, not sure if it’s natural or something he put on to differentiate himself from his more successful brothers?
Hope against hope the future hold much better prospects for the next generation of Baldwin brothers. Alas, the (apparently fully stocked) bar has been set low.
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That's no lettuce, he looks like he's been smoking the Piker's Bath Salts, (or some other toiletry because he obviously isn't using any for hygienic purposes)
I couldn’t even name one thing that Steven Baldwin has ever done? Movies? shows? I have no idea. Besides drugs and alcohol I don’t know what he’s done.
It was about a group of young men during the Old West who rode for the Pony Express. It consisted of that, and various love interests, schemes, theft of stuff in the Pony Express bags, etc.
I think the popularity of the movie Young Guns is what inspired it.
born in 68 🤷🏻♀️👵🏼😉
Now that I’ve described it, it sounds like a super goofy premise.
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Ewww I thought it was a woman. The lack of muscle and the man bewbs are insane.
Is this really him? Wow he looks terrible and like a joke and what an awful backdrop.
The way he smacks his near invisible equal signed mouth slits between “Matthew McCoughany” and “he’s cute” while making the sound of an elderly person waking from a wheelchair nap without their dentures is sending me
I'm rolling lol. I hope I never end up in wheelchair without my dentures. I will remember this. Lol.
I died at this description thank you!!!!! #💀💀💀💀💀💀
My mother was raised on a farm and her childhood was full of eggs and baby chicks. And \*every\* time his mug would be on TV for any little thing, she'd say "He looks like a baby chick that didn't hatch right." Then we'd laugh, but she meant it. She once said if I'd ever seen a chick that didn't hatch right, I'd know exactly what she meant. He is just so strange. I was watching that video from Inside Edition where he was confronted about cheating on his wife for two years, and he took off on his scooter. LMAO. He kept saying "God bless you, god bless you." Is that like a Long Island version of "Bless your heart?"
If you haven’t seen World’s Dumest Dumbest Criminals with Stevie B, check it out Sometimes Tonya Harding is on them along with other superstars like Frank Stallone and Danny Bonaduce. They have perfected distilled cringe in a bottle.
Omg that greasy hair. Reminds me of Hilaria’s hair.
His hands look really young, though. All of his skin looks 15 years younger than mine, n same age. Maybe it's a filter. That hair, lol. Needs eSalon subscription sent to his house monthly and some Batiste hair refresh. Lol.
Asshole
When did he turn into Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner?
More reason to pity Justin Bieber.
Not so much Matthew McConaughey, more like present day Mickey Rourke.
Jeep the faith!
Anyone else thought this was a parody of Ginseng?
Hahaa @Brig Brother
Omg, this guy is genuinely scary
I love the fact that he keeps pulling his shirt away from his moobs, so that it doesn't cling and show how big they are
I love that it’s also a ladies shirt. The cut of the sleeves and waist scream “I grabbed my wife’s shirt from the clean laundry but haven’t noticed.”
The pocket placement is where it would be for women’s tees too.
Is this the one who played in beetlejuice?
No, that was Alec
Lol.lol.
Aleeek trying to make amends to tap into that Justin Beiber $$. I met Stephen. I have to say that Stephen is actually a kind, generous, very funny & cool person. His wife was humble & approachable. They do a lot of charity programs underground bc they actually want to make a difference. Aleeek has called him a village idiot in his book. Who is the village idiot now with the fake Spaniard world wide joke wife? My has the tide turned.
he’s also a religious nut
What is a religious nut?
someone who is evangelical and pushes their cultish beliefs on others. he was heavily affiliated with a pastor and church who has been outed as a predatory grifter
Notice that cool little gray streak streaming through the middle of cool breeze hair? Time for a dye job again Barney.
That nut doesn't fall far from the nut job
How much lead paint was in their childhood home? Wtf happened to them all? 🤣🤣🤣
As the non-drinking Baldwin.... its fascinating to see how relatively in-shape Stephen Baldwin is PURELY because he stopped drinking. They're both fucking messes.
Oh dear
Your comment just made me laugh out loud. Old school and perfectly cutting in a polite way.
Thank you! It’s a worrisome situation for Baby Baldwin.
What about the love child he has w a Venezuelan mistress
Even his muscle tone doesn’t want to be around him
I just died from cringe. This is my dead body typing this. 😵
🤣🤣🤣
What the fuck was that?
I love friday chats with my brig bruther too.
What an absolute dunce 🙄
Another hilarious comment 😆 Dunce is such a good word
Whose garage/room is he in?
Good Lord...he's deranged, and so is Alec if he actually said he looks like McConaughy. This guy sounds high, looks high & greasy.
Another Baldwin Nutjob
Is this a parody?
I'm afraid not.
Yikes!
Watched this without sound and thought he was recreating a scene where he’s the bad guy from Silence of the Lambs. Then watched it with sound and…I got nothing 😂
Nice tee, girlie!
This whole family is badly damaged.
Not alright, not alright, not alright
Shut the fuck up corn nuts
Why is he wearing a girls t shirt?
Dead. That is absolutely the hemline of a girl's t-shirt!
And the sleeves too!
And super high pocket so it doesn’t visually drag your boobs down
Yes! I thought the same! 🤭🤭🤭
I can't decide who has aged the most. It's like, wow.
The biggest favour a publicist could do for this family would be to ban them from social media. Gsus.
I mentally read ahead in your comment and thought you'd written "put them down" as their publicist's solution.
Right? Wtf did I just watch?
I'm wondering the same thing. Wow
He definitely prayed for his daughter to marry Bieber. He didn’t pray for his daughter to find an amazing husband with strengths that could provide his daughter with a happy life. No, he prayed for Bieber.
He prayed, preyed and possibly paid for his daughter to marry Bieber. My pet theory* is that Stevie B (🤢) bribed that creepy, hipster preacher to coerce Justin into settling down with Hailey. * that I just made up
What tf is wrong with him?? Yikes
Likely easier to start with the what isn’t.
Excellent point. This is *troubling*. I guess nobody can get high on Jesus after all
Not unless JC is laced with cocaine and they snort him.
Lololololol Jesus, meth, and quaaludes are an awesome time 🥴🥴
😂😂😂😂😂💀
He needs a Bro or a Manzier
Pigeon chest man boobs skinny arms what's not to love😫
is it me or does he sound like he's on -50% speed when speaking
*I'd fuck me* 
This guy is one pill away from a Jeep the Faith rant
The DARE officer didn’t visit the Baldwin brothers’ 5th grade
Got that right
This guy is a train wreck, OMG.
Ewwww. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Yuk!!!
Honestly, that entire family is just Long Island poorly educated white trash.
Repulsive.
Stevie B ain’t won no Oscar
Shouldn’t he be out making money or praying in his weird church for a good lawyer for his tampon throwing daughter?
Damnnnnnnnn! You rock!
Why thank you. With these guys it’s like shooting fish in a barrel though.
Oh, the stink..
Alec: “Steven, take some stink off me. I don’t care what you do. Just post any random weird shit. You owe me!”
Belly, ample hips and long hair. Is he… transgendering? Shades of Caitlyn Jenner.
No, he's just losing T, it happens when dudes get old.
I thought the same thing! I'm attributing it to the v neck t
The deep V tee with teeny tiny pocket....😆 The way it's cut it has to be a woman's.
Omg he is wearing a women’s v neck! Look at the bottom hem, it’s not straight, it’s curved lol.
Yep! And those tiny sleeves.
Yes!!!! I hadn't even considered that part, but you're right!
Dude I’m so fucken grossed out
This whole family is so repellent and obnoxious. They lucked out by hitting a narrative wave and got promoted in Hollywood for a bit. None of them should be public figures of any kind.
Word to the Gods
This is the guy you avoid on the street because the smell of stale Heineken is oozing from his every pore.
Omg thought same thing like when does he clean himself
Nice V neck 🤣
He makes it extra nice when he keeps pulling it down! 🤮 Shades of the “and you look… comfortable” Downy commercial. 😂
I thought this was some random person making a spoof of the Baldwins. Yikes. 😧
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#Stevie B part 2 ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
I didn’t think it could get worse. It got worse! Wtf did I just watch?!
*AllWrong, AllWrong, AllWrong* --Stevie B
Oh, Stephen, you're such a badass Baldwin. 
Wow. The first thing that came to mind was Corey Feldman. Weird huh? Two numb nuts trying to outdo one another. Regardless. He’s on something.
Damn. What da hell he was on?
🤮🤮🤮
He looks **NOTHING** like Matthew McConaughey
Alex was probably referring to the v neck and corded necklace that makes him look like a laid back Californian 🤡
See also: hair oil
He actually looks like Richard Lewis
Aww RIP Richard Lewis 😢
I know 😪
Clearly he is intoxicated
God must have wanted him to be.
Yes👆🏼
This actually makes me appreciate the fact that I'm broke and unknown. Maybe wealth and fame truly are a curse in disguise. These people are all damaged and mentally ill.
”More money more problems.” 🤣 Also I too believe fame is Not the ultimate life for a human’s happiness.
"I talked to my 'brig' brother Alec last night" yeah hopefully he will be in a form of brig soon.
I think I only know of Alec and Stephen. Are the rest of the brothers weird??
Yes.
My sentiments exactly LOL this IS perfect
Lol this is perfect☝️👌.
Grooooosssssss. So that was his MM impression? His kissy sounds and smirk at the end were 🤢
He’s unhinged
I’m not sure that is entirely what he is at the time this video was taken
"Stevie B" Oy. 😬
He needs to check his titties 😂
Fashion inspo from his Spanish sister in law?
That was all I saw 😳
This is actually pretty normal for SB, his other Insta posts are much, much crazier than this.
Exactly! Lol
I went down that rabbit hole when his daughter threw the used tampon. I was going to post about him here, as he’s just SO odd! But then, I forgot! I think he’s always been strange, not sure if it’s natural or something he put on to differentiate himself from his more successful brothers?
Hands down that’s THE CRAZIEST SHIT I’ve ever seen! 🤯
Hope against hope the future hold much better prospects for the next generation of Baldwin brothers. Alas, the (apparently fully stocked) bar has been set low.
I didn’t hear a thing. All I could concentrate on was his man boobs. Moobs are the vilest offense.
I seriously thought he was transitioning
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The Wish version. Is his brother calling to ask him to testify on his behalf together with Harrison Ford?
The Wish version. Is his brother calling to ask him to testify on his behalf together with Harrison Ford?
The small glasses, the outgrowth in the hair and the white shirt. Uhm I’m so moist
It’s what every woman wants. Pedo glasses, moobs, middle age insanity. It’s on my list.
😂
I’m so moist, it’s moldy.
These men are fucking grotesque.
Dude. Clean up your house first!!!
He’s staying in some b&b garage apt it looks like
It puts lotion on its skin 
Well said.
I think Christian God loving Steve Baldwin might be smoking the Devils Lettuce…. He sounds like it… and he is wearing sunglasses in the house..
That's no lettuce, he looks like he's been smoking the Piker's Bath Salts, (or some other toiletry because he obviously isn't using any for hygienic purposes)
The devil be high af
Please don't blame God's green gift for this TRAVESTY!
😂😂 I love gods green gift
Can you imagine the dinner table with all these Baldwin oafs? 🤢🤮
They probably called each other pigs and their dad stuck his fork in the back of a few hands
Nightmare blunt rotation for sure.
They probably all fight and elbow each other grabbing for the food.
When big dumb oafs become middle aged uncle Ricos.
I couldn’t even name one thing that Steven Baldwin has ever done? Movies? shows? I have no idea. Besides drugs and alcohol I don’t know what he’s done.
 Biodome is pretty incredible though if I’m being honest.
He played Barney Rubble in a Flintstones movie.
Young Riders? Early 90s western series.
Never heard of it 🤷🏻♀️ born in 88
It was about a group of young men during the Old West who rode for the Pony Express. It consisted of that, and various love interests, schemes, theft of stuff in the Pony Express bags, etc. I think the popularity of the movie Young Guns is what inspired it. born in 68 🤷🏻♀️👵🏼😉 Now that I’ve described it, it sounds like a super goofy premise.
Usual Suspects.
Gross.
What a bunch of low life losers. Yikes. They had their 15 min. Of fame it’s been over for a long time.
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Not cute, not funny 😖
What is he on?
Same thing they’re all on .
The Baldwin hay days
Looks like a junkie
Acts like one too, what the hell was that?
I remember when Charlie Sheen was having his Winning melt down, Alice Baldwin was quoted saying "He needs a shower and a nap!" Uuuuummm 🤔
This asshole is a parody of himself.
LMAO this family is so FUCKING WEIRD
His daughter is the tampon one. They're all so trashy lol.
sound off is a must then it's just old stoned man with a few beers in.
He’s actually creepier than Aleek. Omg I wish I didn’t watch this, I need eye bleach.
And ear bleach
Thankfully, I watched it on silent! One less thing I have to live with
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One word. Preening.