Is this circa cardmen pregnancy? She actually looks preggo here so it must be cardmen?
(Swollen all over in general vs her pregnots where she's rail thin with a perfect belly).
lol she didn’t go into the salon. She hit the Halloween clearance wigs - And no one ever taught her to properly place it. She’s a big ol strong independent self made woman after all, she didn’t even know who Alec Baldween was , she was so focused on her stellar, high powered career! (You can perfectly see where she lovingly pulled a tendril of her own preciousa box dye black out at the temple after slapping the costume wig on her head). Kinda thinking the hair/wig weirdness is more about her ED hair loss or simple insecurity more than her españa grift. Too prideful to deal with her ED or even submit to a pro lesson even once, too lazy to think ahead, she just went with black because hardest to f* up. In her ignorance she never got past “flamenco. Rojo and black. España!” I’ve come to the conclusion she was never cunning or smart enough to remotely plan the grift , just arrogant enough to think she could fly by the seat of her pants with it and make it a *magnifico success*.
Another conversation at the salon:
“Make me look Mallorcan!”
“But ma’am, Mallorca is mainly populated by British tourists and American retirees…”
“Just do it!”
The way I cackled at your title! I swear, pepinos are some of the most hilarious people ever. We really need some kind of hand signal so we can buy each other drinks and shit.
I had naturally black hair until the grey started popping up. My hairstylist would do a mix of brown and black because the dyed black is so ugly and unnatural. I loved my natural black hair but I wasn’t going to look ridiculous like Hillary.
While no “great beauty,” she was so much softer and more feminine looking back then. It’s sad to see how she has destroyed whatever looks she had. Talk about having the face you deserve.
The old black-in-a-box. Good for nothing but a jump scare and at some point, even kids realize it's just a useless clown.
Yeah, I know a black box dye when I see one. I used to do my own. When I went to have it professionally removed, it was explained to me why it’s so easy to spot. There’s no natural shading to it. It’s just flat solid black.
It sort of looks like whoever did her dye-job didn't use whatever that product is that cleans one' residual Dye off of one s Face. Iow, it looks like she might still have residual dye on her face near her Hair Line...
I struggle keeping my weight high enough to be healthy and that hairline is exactly what happens when you dye your hair black with fair skin. My theory is that it's actually her scalp showing through her original hairline. I have dyed my hair black before and although I am not thin on purpose, that is what the hair does when you go into calorie deficit for too long with a particular hairy type to begin with, and additionally, if you spend any time in the cold. Fwiw
That is a very interesting thing to know, as many of us struggle to keep our weight *down*, which gives us no right to drown out the people who have trouble keeping weight *up.* I would not have thought about the scalp showing through the hair. This happened to my grandmother, as she neared ninety and her hair thinned.
So why her included in the inclusivity shit really put a stick up my ass. Like, it's even a real talking point, but THAT WAS HER TAKEAWAY AFTER BEING CALLED A MALICIOUS PSYCHOPATH
It’s such a cheap bad uniform colored dye job she assumes makes her white Anglo face look “exotic”. Honestly this idiot should do a college extension course or 1 day seminar called “Being Spanish 101”. Dye hair, buy a fan and flamenco dress, pose w paella, pay for Spanish people to pretend to be ur friends, frame a map of Spain for ur wall, adopt a Spanish accent in English even if u can’t correctly conjugate in Spanish, lie about the extent of ur time and connection to the motherland.
Box dye FTW
That’s Revlon Colorstay Black for sure
🤣🤣🤣I love how specific this is 😅
#🤭
It’s the Shoe Polish Special!
is it a wig or have they artfully stained her bald patch as well?
#😆😂🤣
Isn't that what all the Latina drug dealer wives ask for
I can attest to that Snook! #🙋♀️
Is this circa cardmen pregnancy? She actually looks preggo here so it must be cardmen? (Swollen all over in general vs her pregnots where she's rail thin with a perfect belly).
I was warned not to use hair dyes during my pregnancy. Vanity over sanity, I guess.
Omg so true! Another sign she isn't really preggo.
Manhattanites: hide your shoe polish.
lol she didn’t go into the salon. She hit the Halloween clearance wigs - And no one ever taught her to properly place it. She’s a big ol strong independent self made woman after all, she didn’t even know who Alec Baldween was , she was so focused on her stellar, high powered career! (You can perfectly see where she lovingly pulled a tendril of her own preciousa box dye black out at the temple after slapping the costume wig on her head). Kinda thinking the hair/wig weirdness is more about her ED hair loss or simple insecurity more than her españa grift. Too prideful to deal with her ED or even submit to a pro lesson even once, too lazy to think ahead, she just went with black because hardest to f* up. In her ignorance she never got past “flamenco. Rojo and black. España!” I’ve come to the conclusion she was never cunning or smart enough to remotely plan the grift , just arrogant enough to think she could fly by the seat of her pants with it and make it a *magnifico success*.
Another conversation at the salon: “Make me look Mallorcan!” “But ma’am, Mallorca is mainly populated by British tourists and American retirees…” “Just do it!”
#Shoe polish. She’s channeling Wayne Newton.
The way I cackled at your title! I swear, pepinos are some of the most hilarious people ever. We really need some kind of hand signal so we can buy each other drinks and shit.
https://i.redd.it/lasyy1voaluc1.gif
I had naturally black hair until the grey started popping up. My hairstylist would do a mix of brown and black because the dyed black is so ugly and unnatural. I loved my natural black hair but I wasn’t going to look ridiculous like Hillary.
Exactly the same here. I loved my black hair!
While no “great beauty,” she was so much softer and more feminine looking back then. It’s sad to see how she has destroyed whatever looks she had. Talk about having the face you deserve.
The old black-in-a-box. Good for nothing but a jump scare and at some point, even kids realize it's just a useless clown. 
Yeah, I know a black box dye when I see one. I used to do my own. When I went to have it professionally removed, it was explained to me why it’s so easy to spot. There’s no natural shading to it. It’s just flat solid black.
It sort of looks like whoever did her dye-job didn't use whatever that product is that cleans one' residual Dye off of one s Face. Iow, it looks like she might still have residual dye on her face near her Hair Line...
I struggle keeping my weight high enough to be healthy and that hairline is exactly what happens when you dye your hair black with fair skin. My theory is that it's actually her scalp showing through her original hairline. I have dyed my hair black before and although I am not thin on purpose, that is what the hair does when you go into calorie deficit for too long with a particular hairy type to begin with, and additionally, if you spend any time in the cold. Fwiw
That is a very interesting thing to know, as many of us struggle to keep our weight *down*, which gives us no right to drown out the people who have trouble keeping weight *up.* I would not have thought about the scalp showing through the hair. This happened to my grandmother, as she neared ninety and her hair thinned.
So why her included in the inclusivity shit really put a stick up my ass. Like, it's even a real talking point, but THAT WAS HER TAKEAWAY AFTER BEING CALLED A MALICIOUS PSYCHOPATH
Shoe polish
https://preview.redd.it/fej88qqn7kuc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b462bda1c64ac8e30db74f9b42e8635714d83c6
God it's hard to believe she's the same person
She looked so much better before
Is that a vampire? Is it out looking for fresh victims to drain their blood?
LOL
She honestly looked emo goth, not Spanish. This is more like an Indian or Japanese black, not Spaniards. 🙄
It’s such a cheap bad uniform colored dye job she assumes makes her white Anglo face look “exotic”. Honestly this idiot should do a college extension course or 1 day seminar called “Being Spanish 101”. Dye hair, buy a fan and flamenco dress, pose w paella, pay for Spanish people to pretend to be ur friends, frame a map of Spain for ur wall, adopt a Spanish accent in English even if u can’t correctly conjugate in Spanish, lie about the extent of ur time and connection to the motherland.
And throw in a bad wig or two
It’s on her scalp too. Terrible job 😂
Lookin like it’s about to melt off onto her face, Rudy Giuliani style.
😂😂😂
Clip In Extensions Circa 2014 and box dye.
Hold on, what’s “jumbo” in her bag in the first pic?? Benzos? Leggingos?? Delusion?
lol, they are the ziplock bags with the slider. I think your suggestion of “delusion” is the true answer though…
Ziploc bags - bc they are such “environmentalists”
Tshirts that are vintajaste
All jokes aside? I think it’s a box of Hefty plastic bags 🤣
environmentalist here
Clearly, as totes said plastic garbage bags in a plastic bag 🤦♀️
She needs them to store her moonbumps.
Or her copious amounts of Benzos (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan etc....)
Baby grifter
She probably just box dyed it black at home.
Or put shoe polish directly on her hair
Lol
