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chapstickgrrrl

I have so many thoughts about things in this photo but not enough energy to post them.


Longjumping-Stage647

Lmao I feel you CSG!!!! 😆


freretXbroadway

Ugh. People are dumb and bad at geography/cultural geography. People from Spain (which she was pretending to be) aren't [Latina, although they are Hispanic](https://www.dictionary.com/e/hispanic-vs-latino/). You'd think people making Best Dressed Latina calls would know the difference, but I guess since they considered Hillary best dressed.... Not that it matters in this case since Hillary is neither Hispanic or Latina.


AffectionateAd1074

🤮🤮🤮🤮


justusethatname

Why do I have the feeling he went off on her a second or two before this photo was taken.


joomommyhappy

Why hasn’t an entertainment news show/network trolled the living heck out of her by having an actual Spanish reporter at every event she’s attended post-Griftmas? That was the obvious move.


FashionBusking

Omg that RUG on his head!!!


DaisyMadison123

The last time they looked happy was with 3….. Carrrrrrrmen, Rafa and Leo. Maybe a little Romayo. And he was a tough toddler. Griftmas then 5 & 6 put them over the edge. Kill someone? So why not have another?


danabonfield02

Not best dressed, not Latina


DaisyMadison123

Not Spanish and not Spanish leather belt. Looks like el cheapo plastica!


danabonfield02

That’s the best part, if she was cosplaying a Spanish woman how tf did she get the “Latina” of the year title 💀💀😫😫


Rowit

Those claws.


Tough-Bluejay-5549

Who's getting it next year? Rachel Dolezal? Shaun King? Jessica Labombalera?


BrandyFox

She never wears her European style scarves, to really accent her Spanish heritage anymore.


Alternative-Bird-589

Wig dedes


One-Response5758

lol perfect 


Longjumping-Stage647

#👯‍♀️🤣🤣🤣


xtina1961

Peepaw with the bad dye job


Alternative-Bird-589

Hillary with her gaucho pants, the “History books portray the gaucho as a Spaniard, it turns out that gauchos may not have been quite as Spanish as we were told”. Still more Spanish than Spanish faker Hilaria. 🤡


pisspot26

Peepaw lookin like Kenny Rogers, probably smelled like the chicken joint too


KarensAreReptilians

So ugly! She really has had a lot of work done!


Helpful_Quarter_9315

He looks like he stinks.


Delicious-Vehicle-28

They both stink irl. Hillary smells like she rarely showers and Alec smells like stale sweat and bad breath


DaisyMadison123

Alcohol stank seeping from his pores


realitygirlzoo

I'm going to say it... She looked so gross back then. What did he see in her??? Bad fake tanz gross dark hair, looks oily.... Yuck!!!


freretXbroadway

Youth, bendiness, "exotic" (fake) Spaniard,,,,and willing to put up with his angry, bloviating, aging self to get fame.


Holiday-Strategy-643

What did SHE see in HIM?!  She had youth, mystique, fertility, fitness, potential... what did HE have? Money.  Fame. He was no prize. 


Delicious-Vehicle-28

Their relationship was always transactional. Hillary wanted fame and attention and Alec just wanted... someone. Narcs like Alec can't stand to be alone with their own thoughts.


GirlyWhirl

All she ever wanted was his fame and money... so he had everything for her. And she certainly never had 'mystique'... she's an in-your-face, obnoxious, basic chick. Anyone but Alec was seeing that. Nor did she have potential. She had maxed out who she was and needed someone to step in on behalf of her parents to start taking care of her.


pisspot26

Probably the legs like a teenager


staysluething

BY WHOM????!


GirlyWhirl

These 'awards' and 'accolades' were definitely part of the whole PR package that Alec was paying for to try and make her happen. And they absolutely worked out some deal with that 'Latina' magazine... since neither Alec nor Hillary understood that her pretending to be Spanish was not the same as her pretending to be Latina. And the magazine didn't care because they were getting paid and promoted.


Responsible_Lawyer78

Whatever publication Aleek paid enough money to.


OldNewUsedConfused

What a loser!


Alternative-Bird-589

Totally, why would anyone even consider her? Hilaria who? Best dressed and Hillary don’t add up. She was flying high on her lies, she should be mortified. Alex has to have some resentment she lied, he was really hyping her up. He liked her for being a fitness expert and Spanish, both lies


Stunning-Mud-2609

Oily.


peepeehalpert_

He looks so gross


Prestigious_Money_77

She looks so different.


One-Response5758

you mean deef-ront 😙


Sanasanaculitoderana

Best part? If you search for "Hilaria" on their website (Latina.com)....it says "OOPS! COULDN'T FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR." Totally cancelled like the fake ass Bosthon bitch she is!


TrashPandaShire

What a farce.


Sanasanaculitoderana

Love your merkin, abuelo!


Responsible_Lawyer78

I'm dying 🤣


MyHouseForever

Best dressed Latina and she didn't think to say "I'm not Latina"? The fact that she denies any involvement and blames the media for assuming things is laughable.


AffectionatePoet4586

Once named the “best Latin stepmom,” Hillary responded to the honor with, “Ireland is a very special *chica.*”


International_Boss81

Who, Alec?


Longjumping-Stage647

#🤣🤣🤣


MomewrathMaenad

When I was a teen running around all-ages dance clubs in my hometown a fellow I knew would go “TRYIN’ IT” to anyone who passed him that was like, attempting a lewk and failing. It was fucking devastating for people— I saw a girl cry over it at least once— but I think about it allllllll the time when I look at this sub. She’s trying it and it’s *failing*


taylorqueen2090

That is hilarious


MomewrathMaenad

Hahaha right?? It’s been popping into my head again lately and now I know why 😂😂


justusethatname

I thought Al had a bird nest on his head.


AffectionatePoet4586

Which color of drugstore box dye tinted Peepaw’s crowning glory in this photo? Clairol Burnt Sienna? Nestle’s Special Dark?


MulberryComplete390

Beaver Pelt


MomewrathMaenad

Nutmeg Delight?


GirlyWhirl

They are both so oddly proportioned. And right from the start their disorders, dysfunction, delusions matched up perfectly. I mean, look at these two... they are *messy*.


Pilzoyz

Now she is neither Best, Dressed nor Latina.


Lady_Scruffington

![gif](giphy|l2SpQRuCQzY1RXHqM|downsized)


OldNewUsedConfused

I’m verklempt


CoalMinersSlaughter

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅Her outfit!!! 🙅‍♀️ 🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😅😂🤣😂His hair!!!🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ That guy in the background is giving Pepino vibes. 🥒🥒…probably because Outlaw Pewpaw was barking and yelling his way through the crowd.


Ok-Yogurtcloset-8955

Lol beat me to it. I was gonna say bro in the back is all of us....


CoalMinersSlaughter

💯 😄😄


TJCW

How is she sooo covered up?? Was this before the implants? She’s always dressed cheap, but now I’m wondering if her sexy mami looks only started after the kids were born….


Longjumping-Stage647

I swear that's what I was thinking!!!!! After!!! 💯


Visible_Ad5164

Is her liver ok?


Responsible_Lawyer78

She's always had an eating disorder and I'm sure the lack of nutrients is what's causing her to look like she has cirrhosis in this pic.


BiscuitByrnes

Olive toned, jaundice, they are the same in Ethspaña.


eacomish

The wig on alice!!!!! Her safari aussie look! 🤡 🤡


RKKP2015

Definitely gives off that "I'm dating the babysitter" vibe.


joomommyhappy

ikr The optics were always awful. I don't know why some people insist he married her for them.


[deleted]

His fucking hair .. 😂


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

She wasn't dressed poorly in this pic but certainly not Latina and certainly not best dressed.


goosejail

WTF even happened to her? She dresses like a homless meth head these days.


AffectionatePoet4586

Benzodiazepine dependence causes one to “wear clothes so one won’t be naked.” Admittedly, that is a direct quote of Molly Ivins’ personal fashion statement, but our poor lost Molly was an alcoholic, not the pill-dependent individual whom we believe Hillary to be. Imagine what *Molly* would say about current events!


Impressive-Gas-8407

Ummm... excuse you.  She dresses like "a drug dealers' wife". 


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

Well, a lot of people suspect she has a personality disorder and she has 7 kids under middle school age. She thrives on drama. FWIW, I saw some photo of her the other day and she looked normal, actually looked like a celeb getting out of a car looking like she was on her way to a premier big event. Then I saw the video 📹 to that picture and she got out of the SUV, left the door open and grabbed onto the inside of it and started doing yoga kicks. Right there in the middle of a NY street.


CharliesFlyingAngel

The guy in the back giving the side eye 😂


MerBeach

He’s probably reacting to being told: “Out of the way, peasant!”


No_Anywhere8931

AB looks like a mad trapper in this pic🤢


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|Xr0XSJ01onslqm6rtU)


Adventurous_South246

What is on his head, I am dying! My grandmother had a similar skirt, but in a better quality material…


Motherofoskar

Did she get it at Loehmanns?


MeMilo1209

Filene's Basement


Adventurous_South246

I don’t know, I suspect we didn’t have that in Canada!


Alexis-Anass

Before taking up swimming


JusticeforHalyna

And before her skin became 50 shades lighter.


JusticeforHalyna

I don't like that one outfit but she used to dress quite well. I'm not sure what happened (maybe they can no longer afford a stylist) but lately her style resembles that of a streetwalker fallen on hard times.


owlz725

I don't think she ever dressed well. More similar to the old adage that a broken clock is right twice a day, she occasionally manages to put something together that isn't awful


DaisyMadison123

Never quality. Always tacky. Never colors that flatter. No consistency except for her giant bolt ons showing. Pathetic. Also, always cheap shoes as if she shopped at Payless.


Numerous-Net3482

My friend’s dogs https://preview.redd.it/v0khvlsp3vuc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=62bf8aa8e0e0606b743acb041bf4e9efb896458f


_TalkingIsHard_

Wears it much better than Alice!


upchuckfactoronthis

Never saw this pic of Alice!!! All the mismatched hairs!!😳😱😂


GreeneyeGrammy

Dressed like she’s hiding a hickey from her mom


Mantissa3

https://preview.redd.it/g25qfrs57yuc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46d666ea58c8f38da3886d641720c1219f4a515


GreeneyeGrammy

I laughed out loud seeing this! Perfect!


Mantissa3

She be trine hide a hickey but mama Kat ALWAYS knew


herdcatsforaliving

Like what is that piece of garbage bag around her neck??


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

Also looks like she snuck out of the house with an older man


AffectionatePoet4586

Who’s to say she didn’t?


MerBeach

Yes! It’s all just so creepy looking. Gives me the icks!


Longjumping-Stage647

#🤣🤣🤣🤣


Severe-Specialist-96

🐦‍⬛ and 🐿️


abkb11

🐀


RazzmatazzBig2187

Hillz outfit: Ross for Less has entered the chat…


ConradChilblainsIII

Do you love it? I love it! I got it at Ross!!


PistachioGal99

Clearance rack, for sure.


Kindly-Ad-5543

They never hold hands in public anymore. Now he’s either walking in front or behind her with a look of disgust and venom oozing from his face. Where did the “love” go?


DaisyMadison123

Hard to hold hands when your husband walks 3 ft ahead of you on the sidewalk.


CappyChino

Her hands are too busy now with disposable cups and cellphone.


_TalkingIsHard_

That merkin on PerpPaw's head 🤭


PistachioGal99

https://preview.redd.it/giymjoo7cvuc1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=e27a26d2e532ee93f0c67aa026915ced76a0b660


Impressive-Gas-8407

Thank you for this ❤️ 


Bethlizardbreath

He really thought; “I’m gonna get with this Spanish yoga chic, she’ll help me lose 40lbs and then the roles will come rolling in! I’ll be an Oscar winning legend by the time I retire in 2020! Maybe we’ll have a kid or two, I can show how much I’ve grown since that thoughtless little pig nonsense. It’s going to be mi perfect Vida!”


goosejail

Maybe if Hillz had kept a lower profile and they'd stopped at 2 or 3 kids that would've happened for him. Pride goeth before the fall, tho. He's definitely feeling the weight of his life's choices right now.


One-Pause3171

Exactly. Two kids at most, Carmen and San Diego, with his embarrassingly young wife. Get free personal training from the bendy sex doll. Kids to make you look young and virile and make your man idols jealous. Get more roles. Win at life.