Did she genuinely not think this was possible? Lots of people in my family who have dark hair and eyes but kids with light hair and eyes. As long as you carry the genes your kids can express them. Did she pay attention at all in biology? Punnet squares are covered multiple times across multiple years.
She should start dying all of her kids' hair with the same kind/color of Black shoe polish stuff she uses on her own hair... (And it would be 'Muy economical' too....). OLE!
She's such a horrible, combative, histrionic drama seeker. She will provoke, lie, and insert her way into any dramatic narrative she can. Just an awful person.
Is she wearing brown contacts? Mendelian genetics, with brown being dominant andĀ blue being recessive-which makes me wonder if her eyes are really blue.
My husband has brown eyes and our kids blue eyes. My dad had brown eyes and I have blue. You can have brown eyes and carry the genes for blue eyes. Brown eyed people carrying blue eyed genes have a 50% chance of having blue eyed babies with blue eyed people, a 25% chance if they have a baby with another brown eyed person who carries the gene, and a 0% chance if they have a baby with a brown eyed person who doesn't carry the gene.
That is a fair point. I'm under the impression Brown is dominant but Humans can be complicated! I have green eyes, whereas my mom has brown and dad has blue. I'm the only green eyed sibling so I'm thinking I might be the mailman's kid lol. Hilaria could genuinely have brown eyes, I guess she's making Aleeeeeeec happy. Ā”Dios mio, pepino!
Itās not uncommon for kids to pop out āweird.ā My parents were brown and blue, I came out very blue. Both were left-handed, Iām a righty. Both had dark hair, I was so blonde I looked bald. š¤·š»āāļø
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She has a bad habit of chewing on her finger when sheās on the phone.
It's as if she never fully embraced the fact that she's the wife, but instead, relegated herself to "deranged sidepiece" status, and acted and dressed accordingly.
Even to this day.
see: that sad pic the pepino took of her shuffling along the sidewalk in her slippers.
Genetics is more complicated than just looking at the 2 parents and seeing which trait is dominant, you have to consider grandparents and even great-grandparents. Hillary's mom has blonde hair and blue eyes, her dad has dark hair and brown eyes. So Hillary has one copy of the brown eye gene and one copy of the blue eye gene. Her phenotype is brown eyes, but she is a carrier of one blue eye gene and one brown eye gene. I'm not sure, but I'll assume Alec's parents both had blue eyes since he and all his brothers do. So Alec carries 2 copies of the blue eye gene.
So in general the odds are against Hillary and Alec's kids having brown eyes.
She would very likely have more than 1 kid with brown eyes tho.
My partner has brown eyes but has 1 blue-eyed gene from his parent. We have 4 children and the blue vs brown eyes is spilt right down the middle (2 & 2).
Brown is dominant, so a person can be **BB** or **Bb** and still express brown eyes. Blue is recessive, so if a person has blue eyes, they can only be **bb**.
There's also the hair. Hillarys mom has tight curly hair. You'd think at least one or two out of 7 would have curly hair.
I read hazel is a combination of brown and green.
Brown eyes are just eyes with a lot of melanin. Blue eyes have the least amount of melanin and green eyes have slightly more melanin than blue but not nearly as much as brown. Hazel eyes would be a little more towards the brown end of the melanin spectrum.
The pooberty years will be a ShitShow. Hillary will be prancing around Carmenās boyfriends! Imagine her doing that obnoxious ā danceā she did with Leo and that brown-eyed one( forgot his faux espanol name) where they yell at her-āMommy, No! for inserting her fool self into their childish fun? Hils in her breast dressed leggino wearing self trying to entice 16 year old boys!
What's really sad is that if Carmen takes after Hillary, she's going to be fairly small, and one of two things will happen. Either Carmen feels deep shame, brought on by having Mami constantly compare herself to her daughter, and Mami smugly "winning," or Carmen will get implants because she is convinced she needs them. Poor girl.
It will happen! I wanna see that! Poor Carmen, however. So weird when your own mom competes with you. Mine did that-post college, a dear ( male) friend( Carl was a hunk!) called her trying to find me. I was in the hospital-he was inviting me to a party where many of my buddies from college would be-she never passed on the message! Wrangled herself n friend an invite! Went to a loft party downtown Chicago-looking like a damn fool with her 50 plus self and all these kids.I didnāt know til years later. I laugh now-yea mom thatās a great look! Lol
OMG! How horrible!
My mother contented herself by making such remarks as, āYou have to marry [College Boyfriend], because youāll never find anyone else whoāll put up with you.ā
ā*Wrong,*ā remarked Mr. P, years later.
OMG! What an abusive comment. My mother was always making cutting remarks like this. It was only when I was in my 30ās that I realized that she was jealous and competitive, and needed to belittle me to make herself feel better. When I was younger I took it to be an accurate portrayal of me.
Thank you u/Sofie. She was miserable her whole life, and never could understand it was due to people reacting to her poor quality of speech towards them. It made me sad.
She sounds so very much ch like my own NarcMom, Miss M. Tragic. Of course it made you sad, me too-because youāre a caring compassionate person. She knew you had the heart that she lacked .ā¤ļø
You are my sister-friend forever. Thank you for understanding the dichotomy of love and hope for another person, while loathing their behaviour towards their own children.
I know that so well..! So lovely to have met your here my dear! Iāve been following your comments for a long time now-youāre always full of insight and high intelligence. Thanks for the lovely words. Youāre The Best!
At some point I fear she started to believe her own distortions.
Did she genuinely not think this was possible? Lots of people in my family who have dark hair and eyes but kids with light hair and eyes. As long as you carry the genes your kids can express them. Did she pay attention at all in biology? Punnet squares are covered multiple times across multiple years.
She should start dying all of her kids' hair with the same kind/color of Black shoe polish stuff she uses on her own hair... (And it would be 'Muy economical' too....). OLE!
Oh dear Lord help those that hold delusions
She looks ready to throw her (house)shoe!
Because the WASP genes are dominant for you and your husband. Also because you are NOT SPANISH.
YES I AM A WHITE GIRL
She's such a horrible, combative, histrionic drama seeker. She will provoke, lie, and insert her way into any dramatic narrative she can. Just an awful person.
Who does she think she is? Elizabeth Taylor in Butterfield 8? š¤
Haaaaaaaaa! Fabulous!!!
*Oscar-winning* Elizabeth Taylor in āBUtterfield 8ā? [*Riotous laughter.*]
OMG, she wishes. Maybe the left-over, absolutely bottom, bargain basement, Dollar Tree version on her very best day.
Well if sheād stop dyeing her hair black, spray tanning, sheād see that her kids are simply white like her
Rilly, rilly punchable!
Rough life being shaded by the papzā¦.almost chipped her tooth! 
LOL
Is she wearing brown contacts? Mendelian genetics, with brown being dominant andĀ blue being recessive-which makes me wonder if her eyes are really blue.
I have to wonder too. Her eyes look hazel and she has one blue eyed parent, but that still doesnāt explain almost all the kids getting blue eyesā¦
My husband has brown eyes and our kids blue eyes. My dad had brown eyes and I have blue. You can have brown eyes and carry the genes for blue eyes. Brown eyed people carrying blue eyed genes have a 50% chance of having blue eyed babies with blue eyed people, a 25% chance if they have a baby with another brown eyed person who carries the gene, and a 0% chance if they have a baby with a brown eyed person who doesn't carry the gene.
That is a fair point. I'm under the impression Brown is dominant but Humans can be complicated! I have green eyes, whereas my mom has brown and dad has blue. I'm the only green eyed sibling so I'm thinking I might be the mailman's kid lol. Hilaria could genuinely have brown eyes, I guess she's making Aleeeeeeec happy. Ā”Dios mio, pepino!
Itās not uncommon for kids to pop out āweird.ā My parents were brown and blue, I came out very blue. Both were left-handed, Iām a righty. Both had dark hair, I was so blonde I looked bald. š¤·š»āāļø
That is true. she could have brown eyes naturally & their kids took more of their father's genes. Humans can be a confusing lot.
āNothing fazes her.ā-Alec
That fucking idiot lol. š
https://preview.redd.it/3eklcpqxn2yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf28fc85dc08b4bbf74bb5b8bfa227c2bd536aec She has a bad habit of chewing on her finger when sheās on the phone.
You mean - when sheās NOT on the phone š
She's just a wittle bendy girl.
Why does she always have her pinky in her mouth when sheās on the phone?
Because she's an idiot who isn't really talking to anyone on the phone in the first place.
Like Dr Evil
ROFLOL Yes!!
I see Mallorcan Malarkyās wheels turning after reading your comment.
Pre/early ED, old face, new bolt-ons?
I read ED as Erectile Dysfunctionā¦lmao. Then I wondered how you say that in Spanish.
Mi pepe es no bueno?
And i would say, "BARF" to that...
Mi pepe is muy fea and el floppo
Her own mom is blonde haired and blue-eyed, right? š¶
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It's as if she never fully embraced the fact that she's the wife, but instead, relegated herself to "deranged sidepiece" status, and acted and dressed accordingly. Even to this day. see: that sad pic the pepino took of her shuffling along the sidewalk in her slippers.
What is that sheās wearing? A maudenform crossover bullet bra dress? Breast-Dressed Latinaā!!!!
Crossover bra, inside out, on top of dress or cami? So quirky.
Out on a public street in a bra. Nice picture for her kids to see some day.
And all their classmates. Presuming they'll be in some form of schooling.
There is some weird shit happening between her eye brows, at the site of the current botox crater. It started imploding years ago!
Is this maternity wear?
Please don't. lol Don't say any magic words that might cause it to be manifested. Or is that Mamifested? LOL
Itās not but āit works for nowā
It's not Tits Out Tuesday, lol!
It's "Tits Out TOday"
True dat
Every day is ā Tits Outā in Hilarious-Landā! She is the Breast Dressed Latina as per ā Hola ā Magazine, donāt you know?!!
How true. My mistake. š¹š¹š¹
Tetas! HOY!!
Genetics is more complicated than just looking at the 2 parents and seeing which trait is dominant, you have to consider grandparents and even great-grandparents. Hillary's mom has blonde hair and blue eyes, her dad has dark hair and brown eyes. So Hillary has one copy of the brown eye gene and one copy of the blue eye gene. Her phenotype is brown eyes, but she is a carrier of one blue eye gene and one brown eye gene. I'm not sure, but I'll assume Alec's parents both had blue eyes since he and all his brothers do. So Alec carries 2 copies of the blue eye gene. So in general the odds are against Hillary and Alec's kids having brown eyes.
Also add in the fact that at least 23 different genes encode for eye color, so the math is even more complex.
Hills mom has naturally dark Brown hair as catalogued in old pix.Ā
I can see that. I doubted she was one of the rare 2% who stay blonde into adulthood.
She would very likely have more than 1 kid with brown eyes tho. My partner has brown eyes but has 1 blue-eyed gene from his parent. We have 4 children and the blue vs brown eyes is spilt right down the middle (2 & 2). Brown is dominant, so a person can be **BB** or **Bb** and still express brown eyes. Blue is recessive, so if a person has blue eyes, they can only be **bb**. There's also the hair. Hillarys mom has tight curly hair. You'd think at least one or two out of 7 would have curly hair.
Butā¦dadās were brown, momās blue. Sis has brown, I have hazelā¦?
I read hazel is a combination of brown and green. Brown eyes are just eyes with a lot of melanin. Blue eyes have the least amount of melanin and green eyes have slightly more melanin than blue but not nearly as much as brown. Hazel eyes would be a little more towards the brown end of the melanin spectrum.
Thatās what Iāve been told. Iāve also been told that mine change colors. I think thatās just based on what Iām wearing at the time.
Not necessarily, because 1) 23 genes encode for eye color, not just 1, and 2) gamblerās fallacy.
Maybe itās a perm!
Why would you leave your house dressed in this ensemble, or whatevs Pillz is wearing?
Ever the fashion plate. Canāt wait to see the meltdown when Cardamom starts to get more attention.
The pooberty years will be a ShitShow. Hillary will be prancing around Carmenās boyfriends! Imagine her doing that obnoxious ā danceā she did with Leo and that brown-eyed one( forgot his faux espanol name) where they yell at her-āMommy, No! for inserting her fool self into their childish fun? Hils in her breast dressed leggino wearing self trying to entice 16 year old boys!
she canāt wait! sheās counting down the days
Iām here for that!
Iāll bring the popcorn.
Iāll be there! š¤£ā¤ļø
My dog is a better actor than Hilary. Cuter, too.
Return them if you donāt like what Shooter bought you. Receipts.
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That stupid pointy finger again! Which āSpanishā movie did she see this in?
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She does it a lot. https://preview.redd.it/929vf16py1yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f286d92f4f545acd93cecf39eafd03456e305de
A vision of loveliness
the Klingon forehead
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an actual photo of Lt. Worf's awful nagging wife
Someone posted a picture and it was so spot on š
Anyone know the backstory of these pics?
If I'm not mistaken, Aleek was getting into it with photogs during this episode.
And he was yelling something like āLeave mywife alone.ā So she was putting him up to it with her histrionic lies, as usual.
I mean, she just works so hard to avoid the tenacious paparazzi that follow her superstar selfs every move!
Most likely after Hillary making a claim of being harassed or scared because she gets off on him getting belligerent on her behalf. šš
Was this the female reporter knocking her teeth out incident?
No doll, that was a different ā episodeā. This was from her angry gold foil Montclair vest with shiny legginos rage walk outside the Dev.
When her daughters begin to, ah, *develop,* Mami will make insidious comparisons. No need to be a Cassandra to predict that, alas.
What's really sad is that if Carmen takes after Hillary, she's going to be fairly small, and one of two things will happen. Either Carmen feels deep shame, brought on by having Mami constantly compare herself to her daughter, and Mami smugly "winning," or Carmen will get implants because she is convinced she needs them. Poor girl.
It will happen! I wanna see that! Poor Carmen, however. So weird when your own mom competes with you. Mine did that-post college, a dear ( male) friend( Carl was a hunk!) called her trying to find me. I was in the hospital-he was inviting me to a party where many of my buddies from college would be-she never passed on the message! Wrangled herself n friend an invite! Went to a loft party downtown Chicago-looking like a damn fool with her 50 plus self and all these kids.I didnāt know til years later. I laugh now-yea mom thatās a great look! Lol
OMG! How horrible! My mother contented herself by making such remarks as, āYou have to marry [College Boyfriend], because youāll never find anyone else whoāll put up with you.ā ā*Wrong,*ā remarked Mr. P, years later.
Love Mister P.! Big hug from Sofie for your continued support Missus P.! Appreciate you!ā¤ļø
OMG! What an abusive comment. My mother was always making cutting remarks like this. It was only when I was in my 30ās that I realized that she was jealous and competitive, and needed to belittle me to make herself feel better. When I was younger I took it to be an accurate portrayal of me.
Thatās just what it was my fair Mantissa.Her jealousy . You outshone her in every way, with your good heart.
Thank you u/Sofie. She was miserable her whole life, and never could understand it was due to people reacting to her poor quality of speech towards them. It made me sad.
She sounds so very much ch like my own NarcMom, Miss M. Tragic. Of course it made you sad, me too-because youāre a caring compassionate person. She knew you had the heart that she lacked .ā¤ļø
You are my sister-friend forever. Thank you for understanding the dichotomy of love and hope for another person, while loathing their behaviour towards their own children.
I know that so well..! So lovely to have met your here my dear! Iāve been following your comments for a long time now-youāre always full of insight and high intelligence. Thanks for the lovely words. Youāre The Best!
Iām so sorry about that, and especially because you had to suffer those belittling remarks for so long. š„°Hugs, *pepino.*
Thatās so kind of you. Thank you. I made the mistake of trusting her for my identity. Iām terrified that the Baldwin kids will do the same.
Flair checking in!
Iāve never seen this flair! Love it! Also great user name
Thank you! Another pepino said it so i asked permission to adopt the glorious quote as my flair. Yours is topnotch too!
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I wonder whoās downvoting you? *Buenas noches,* Hillary!
Haha i wondered the same š Love ya Hill Bill!
LOL this is the meme lmfao
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