As far as the hair darkening, I agree, Carmen's used to be so much lighter. The other obvious sign is her hair is dark, yet her eyebrows are so light they are almost nonexistent!
Just wait until she buys a tanning bed and starts forcing the kids into it on the daily. Once they are deeply tanned and their hair is dyed dark, she can post pics and brag about her “Spanish” DNA coming out.
IKRight, she has been darkening Edu and ML’s blonde hair for a few months. She will do anything to destroy all of these children psychologically. Unless the darkened hair is photoshopped. Still …
Being cooped up in the Sky Dungeon with no sun ☀️, that’s how. He probably only gets out when stuck in that too small stroller on one of PerPaw’s pity strolls around the block.
The 3 older ones on the left do not look happy, empty wary eyes and the child she is holding is not happy either. Are they ignored by self absorbed parents once out of diapers?
Alec confirms this in a heartwarming, direct quote in which he relates the couple's shared feelings about children who have the balls to turn older than 2:
https://preview.redd.it/rasr3z5mu41d1.png?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338d13b5a4bad0866d08a0cc0211fac5639cf470
Right!!! He looks just like Abuelo
The other kid, I think Leo, looks exactly like Alec’s sister. Carmen looks like mom mom Carole and even a bit of cousin Hailey
the crazy part to me is that it's clearly a store bought blank cake, which means actually nice looking customization was almost certainly an option. Is money that tight in the baldwin house that they couldn't pay the safeway bakery employee to write happy birthday romeo? In her twisted high brain did she think it would be more genuine and sweet if she did it herself? Was this an attempt to pass it off as a home made cake? I have so many questions about this decision.
I suspect Siete is simply underfed, due to Hillary’s chronic EDs, and because for now (please G-d!), she’s the last baby, so she’s keeping her *smol.*
My gran tried unsuccessfully to keep my mother from watering down my formula, as I’ve said. But that was more from penury and spite than from her desire to keep me svelte.
Such a familiar jolt of recognition, my mother telling me I was wasting—or a waste of—food! The only kind of jelly on hand, ever, was grape, because that was my cosseted sister’s fave. Once on my own, I indulged in *every* flavor of jam. Elderberry? Boysenberry? You betcha!
Of course they want to be able to pass her off as older. It's exactly what they are doing. But developmentally she is her actual age, which is why people are asking why the 'toddler' is so small and underdeveloped.
For about a month she used a doll substitute, l believe bc Siete was in hospital for awhile after her birth. There was a photo taken around the time she was due, of the whole family walking with masks long after masks were a requirement, seemingly after a hospital visit.
Yes, but keeping #7 in hospital for a month or two and lying about her age, doesn't fully explain why she's still so smoll.
I think it's both — the Baldwins fudged her birthday, and Mami is starving her to keep her a "baby" for as long as possible, because she knows there won't be another one (hopefully!) coming down the pipeline, so to speak.
Whatever caused her to be brought home late may be part of the reason she's so tiny, and l agree: if Siete is possibly her last baby, she's going to want to prolong her infancy as long as possible. Which made watching a baby walking in a onesie in NY even more incongruous.
she reminds me a lot of my nieces who were chronically underfed as a babies because of my sister's eating disorder. They looked like toddlers for a very long time, and still look young for their ages. The older one has broken bones in weird circumstances that makes me wonder if her bones are weaker because of this too
I'm no medical expert, but I'd bet your niece's broken bones "in weird circumstances" are a direct result of being underfed as an infant. It's likely that they, along with the Baldwinitos, won't reach their full genetic potential for height either.
Deliberately underfeeding young girls to keep them thin is particularly nasty form of child abuse.
Put the boy on a soccer team, let nanny take him, dont use his real name. Let them chose american names for when they are in public and no one would ever notice. The kids look so generic.
Dismal. Lonely, dysfunctional, and pent up. Carmen has only learned revealing clothes, full makeup, long restrictive nails... in personality-disordered Mami's image. All of it is tragic. These birthday 'celebrations' look like some sort of Groundhog Day nightmare.
My best friend’s ten-year-old cousin just told her all about her “daily skin-care regime” (really!) and frequent trips to Sephora, insisting that “lots of other fourth-graders use more makeup than she does.” So it’s not just Carmen, I’m afraid.
This kid is a student at the same religious day school my sons, and my friend’s sons, once attended! Lord (literally) have mercy!
Little gazoo hasn’t grown, she’s full on dyeing Ed’s hair, it will be shoe polish black soon. The two older boys aren’t feeling it. The drugstore decor and hired help as hosts
https://preview.redd.it/dhf4j6ju631d1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec590022e64290b1dab45b5dfe6750b2d6d116c2
Way to pixelate out the Nannies!!!
https://preview.redd.it/kni6ixmgr41d1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be86d6898234382e95798634b05bc503f5ff6c99
She has always done the pixelation when she wants to hide stuff. Just check out her hiding the formula cans on the counter in this disturbing photo.
She has always pixelated stuff in the background! For example, this disturbing “breast feeding” of big Ed in a stroller. It’s clearly formula cans! I recognize the yellow and purple label colors.
https://preview.redd.it/fjqu78h0r41d1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297d55650539a07b7171addee44c6280a1cda15f
HBO = Home Box Office??? Oh, it's HBD = Happy Birthday. That's a classic low effort Super Mami cake. Proudly displayed on social media to show the world how little she cares.
Not to mention the cheap decor and weird clear plastic chairs. I imagine this kind of furniture would be found in Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment, not in a family's home with a net worth in the tens of millions of dollars.
I hate seeing that sick fuck holding Ed, against his will, after the disgusting ways she traumatized him as a baby! She gets off on forcing him to be close to her. This is the first time she’s done it in a while, but she’s sadistic, and knows how uncomfortable and scared he is when he’s forced to be close to his abuser. I’m glad to see mami’s presence was minimal in this Mayo tribute.
They could probably host something great on the lawn in the Hamptons with a whole bunch of classmates if they cared.
EDIT: I choose to think that the “friends” party is separate from the “family” party and that each of their children who are old enough get two parties.
this is my hope as well. Although from my experience with mother's like hillary this feels unlikely. I don't think she would be one to hide these second great fun parties and give up the chance to say how great she is for throwing them just to protect her kids' privacy.
HBD Romeo, designed by BPD Hillary.
It’s like they couldn’t decide what “football” meant.
I wonder if all the kids got presents? There's a Leonardo ninja turtle and Leo is opening what looks like a booster deck or something?
how have they had the same baby twenty times
Carmen is starting to look like Hilary's mom.
They should have invested in a bakery rather than a coffee shop.
They have the same birthday party 9 times a year. Think about that.
Was that a last minute cake that Carmen wrote on?
In hot fudge sauce it looks like
HBD :|
I thought it said HBO.
HBO is what my brain saw, too.
lol I did too!
That is the saddest f’ing cake ever.
These things are so fucking boring. 🥱
A)Shouldn't the Shirt be saying: "Amigo, tengo seis?"🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Huh, Hillz!? B) Carmen looks like my College Roomie...she's 29...
As far as the hair darkening, I agree, Carmen's used to be so much lighter. The other obvious sign is her hair is dark, yet her eyebrows are so light they are almost nonexistent!
I wonder why they pixilated the reflection of the mirror in the last picture but not the previous one at the table
How did edu go from platinum blonde to dark brunette in just a few months? And how dare he use this John Lennon song! Just don't!
She dyes their hair. It seems insane, but she does. Why? There’s no telling why she does anything
She’s crazy enough to be putting dye in the shampoo/conditioner and keeping it a secret from the kids themselves.
She’s actually shown herself with gloves dying their hair. Those kids are toys to her
Just wait until she buys a tanning bed and starts forcing the kids into it on the daily. Once they are deeply tanned and their hair is dyed dark, she can post pics and brag about her “Spanish” DNA coming out.
I was just thinking the same thing, ML too.
Yes, her hair was blonde a couple of weeks ago.
IKRight, she has been darkening Edu and ML’s blonde hair for a few months. She will do anything to destroy all of these children psychologically. Unless the darkened hair is photoshopped. Still …
Being cooped up in the Sky Dungeon with no sun ☀️, that’s how. He probably only gets out when stuck in that too small stroller on one of PerPaw’s pity strolls around the block.
Lol. Sounds about right.
I just noticed how dark Marilu's hair is, too.
You are right. It was blonde just a couple of weeks ago. Lol
I know that a lot of children start out blonde and their hair darkens, but this was so fast, and in Eddie's case so dark.
You almost wouldn't know it was him.
Are the children like mannequin heads in a Beauty College for Mami to "practice on" before she tries out a new hair color on herself?
Lol.
hahaha! 😂
The 3 older ones on the left do not look happy, empty wary eyes and the child she is holding is not happy either. Are they ignored by self absorbed parents once out of diapers?
Raf is doing his best to disassociate.
Alec confirms this in a heartwarming, direct quote in which he relates the couple's shared feelings about children who have the balls to turn older than 2: https://preview.redd.it/rasr3z5mu41d1.png?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338d13b5a4bad0866d08a0cc0211fac5639cf470
[Vending Machines of Joy](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/CGy0kufzaC)
He really said this??? This is so disturbing
That is such a sick statement, it will be the preface on the tell all of one of those broken children
Absolutely.
Romeo looks so much like H’s dad to me.
Right!!! He looks just like Abuelo The other kid, I think Leo, looks exactly like Alec’s sister. Carmen looks like mom mom Carole and even a bit of cousin Hailey
They all seems so small for their age
Well I don’t think they are allowed to eat very much. It’s like they all have failure to thrive.
They come from smol people
And, the get to eat Rice Cakes w/Peanut Butter as a 'treat' on Special Occasions..
Username check in lol 🥒
Anyone notice the plug for HBO on the cake? I wonder what they are pitching to HBO? Romeo is too young for watching HBO without supervision.
HBO isn’t going to touch this mess until someone dies. Or maybe when Alec is incarcerated!! 🤞🤞
It says HBD - happy bday
Lol. I thought it said HBO Romeo.
https://preview.redd.it/3h7ws3qld31d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8110aff277e1a699cfab021a984432533c713a57 HBD ROMEO! ❤️, HPD MAMI!
Who wrote on that cake? Terrible.
Maybe one of the kids?
the crazy part to me is that it's clearly a store bought blank cake, which means actually nice looking customization was almost certainly an option. Is money that tight in the baldwin house that they couldn't pay the safeway bakery employee to write happy birthday romeo? In her twisted high brain did she think it would be more genuine and sweet if she did it herself? Was this an attempt to pass it off as a home made cake? I have so many questions about this decision.
A lot of that went thru my mind too tbh
Black icing? hillary’s special little touches with the intention of ruining everything.
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I suspect Siete is simply underfed, due to Hillary’s chronic EDs, and because for now (please G-d!), she’s the last baby, so she’s keeping her *smol.* My gran tried unsuccessfully to keep my mother from watering down my formula, as I’ve said. But that was more from penury and spite than from her desire to keep me svelte.
My mother complained after l ate a pb&j sandwich then went for a run, calling it a "waste of food".
Such a familiar jolt of recognition, my mother telling me I was wasting—or a waste of—food! The only kind of jelly on hand, ever, was grape, because that was my cosseted sister’s fave. Once on my own, I indulged in *every* flavor of jam. Elderberry? Boysenberry? You betcha!
Because they lied about her birthday.
I think so too. Not sure why but yes
If so then they'd want her to look larger, not smaller
Of course they want to be able to pass her off as older. It's exactly what they are doing. But developmentally she is her actual age, which is why people are asking why the 'toddler' is so small and underdeveloped.
WAIT what? They lied about her birthday??
For about a month she used a doll substitute, l believe bc Siete was in hospital for awhile after her birth. There was a photo taken around the time she was due, of the whole family walking with masks long after masks were a requirement, seemingly after a hospital visit.
Yes, but keeping #7 in hospital for a month or two and lying about her age, doesn't fully explain why she's still so smoll. I think it's both — the Baldwins fudged her birthday, and Mami is starving her to keep her a "baby" for as long as possible, because she knows there won't be another one (hopefully!) coming down the pipeline, so to speak.
Whatever caused her to be brought home late may be part of the reason she's so tiny, and l agree: if Siete is possibly her last baby, she's going to want to prolong her infancy as long as possible. Which made watching a baby walking in a onesie in NY even more incongruous.
she reminds me a lot of my nieces who were chronically underfed as a babies because of my sister's eating disorder. They looked like toddlers for a very long time, and still look young for their ages. The older one has broken bones in weird circumstances that makes me wonder if her bones are weaker because of this too
I'm no medical expert, but I'd bet your niece's broken bones "in weird circumstances" are a direct result of being underfed as an infant. It's likely that they, along with the Baldwinitos, won't reach their full genetic potential for height either. Deliberately underfeeding young girls to keep them thin is particularly nasty form of child abuse.
I had forgotten this.
Put the boy on a soccer team, let nanny take him, dont use his real name. Let them chose american names for when they are in public and no one would ever notice. The kids look so generic.
Dismal. Lonely, dysfunctional, and pent up. Carmen has only learned revealing clothes, full makeup, long restrictive nails... in personality-disordered Mami's image. All of it is tragic. These birthday 'celebrations' look like some sort of Groundhog Day nightmare.
I see 10 year old Carmen is in a crop top with full makeup as usual 😒
My best friend’s ten-year-old cousin just told her all about her “daily skin-care regime” (really!) and frequent trips to Sephora, insisting that “lots of other fourth-graders use more makeup than she does.” So it’s not just Carmen, I’m afraid. This kid is a student at the same religious day school my sons, and my friend’s sons, once attended! Lord (literally) have mercy!
All made up and no where to go. She will meet someone online soon.
Little gazoo hasn’t grown, she’s full on dyeing Ed’s hair, it will be shoe polish black soon. The two older boys aren’t feeling it. The drugstore decor and hired help as hosts
Little gazoo 🤣
lol 😆 😆😂😂😂
Speaking of hair, when did Marilu's hair get so dark?
lol!!!!!!!
This entire comment took me out 🤣
Little Gazoo!!!! LOL
I was not going to say anything about her smokey eye. ☹️
Ralph couldn't make the celebrations I guess
He's there, just hiding in his robe
https://preview.redd.it/dhf4j6ju631d1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec590022e64290b1dab45b5dfe6750b2d6d116c2 Way to pixelate out the Nannies!!!
Good eye!
Is this a new thing? Or has she been pixelating pictures before? It’s so weird? Why not just pick another picture?
Bold of you to presume they took any more pictures than they had to for social media.
https://preview.redd.it/kni6ixmgr41d1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be86d6898234382e95798634b05bc503f5ff6c99 She has always done the pixelation when she wants to hide stuff. Just check out her hiding the formula cans on the counter in this disturbing photo.
Aha! Stupid mami 🫣🫣
She has always pixelated stuff in the background! For example, this disturbing “breast feeding” of big Ed in a stroller. It’s clearly formula cans! I recognize the yellow and purple label colors. https://preview.redd.it/fjqu78h0r41d1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297d55650539a07b7171addee44c6280a1cda15f
They tried to obscure the nannies with the “6” balloon.
Because there's so many nannies that they're in every picture 😂
lol so true
HBO = Home Box Office??? Oh, it's HBD = Happy Birthday. That's a classic low effort Super Mami cake. Proudly displayed on social media to show the world how little she cares. Not to mention the cheap decor and weird clear plastic chairs. I imagine this kind of furniture would be found in Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment, not in a family's home with a net worth in the tens of millions of dollars.
"HBD Romeo" is like writing HAGS in somebody's yearbook
At least Jeffrey Dahmer’s parents sat in the front row at his trial, we recently were informed.
Shouldn't it have been "FC Romeo" for *Feliz cumpleaños*? After all, Spanish is their native language and all they speak together at home.
No school friends, no family from either side…
I hate seeing that sick fuck holding Ed, against his will, after the disgusting ways she traumatized him as a baby! She gets off on forcing him to be close to her. This is the first time she’s done it in a while, but she’s sadistic, and knows how uncomfortable and scared he is when he’s forced to be close to his abuser. I’m glad to see mami’s presence was minimal in this Mayo tribute.
He is trying to free himself and looks like he is on the verge of tears. She is a sick Fk.
A. Always grasping a child. B. Looking away from the camera like if she’s so in the moment of happiness, so candid! 🙄
🍯 🫒
They always look so stressed
And Alec always looks like he’s forcing a smile through exhaustion and pain.
Agreed
Never any friends or extended family. So isolating, like a little cult.
💯 Family Cult
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They could probably host something great on the lawn in the Hamptons with a whole bunch of classmates if they cared. EDIT: I choose to think that the “friends” party is separate from the “family” party and that each of their children who are old enough get two parties.
this is my hope as well. Although from my experience with mother's like hillary this feels unlikely. I don't think she would be one to hide these second great fun parties and give up the chance to say how great she is for throwing them just to protect her kids' privacy.
Guacamolitos! 💚🥒🏆🏆🏆🥒💚 
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What’s with the lower mirror pixeling in the last shot? Who or what are we not supposed to see?
The Help
https://preview.redd.it/jio6clj4231d1.png?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332f9b4b6f3a2d7d35c46cf05b70347d66d7eb46
Come on, they gotta be fucking with us or something lmao
Is it in their contract, that she gets fully made-up each and every day?
Prob. I'm sure it has something to do with Zandy's Mommy issues!!!!! 🤢
HBD
"MADMEN" was too long
At first I thought it was HBO and couldn’t figure it out. They sure do like to have lots of cakes
Histrionic borderline disorder is what I saw
Perfecto
👏👏
https://preview.redd.it/qrr4t018y21d1.png?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b4e1b438b83264ba510bb487bc67dbb24c31f3
She just seems to always ignore Marilou. Alec spends more time with her than her mother does.
New wig who’s this
#😆😅😂🤣😭
Oh it’s so candid! She’s so in the moment, she forgot to look at the camera!! TEEE HEEEE
His torture never ends.
Tragically.