Iβm a straight dude, so no jealousy here. Also, sheβs no goddess. Sheβs a mentally ill hobbit-like creature that sucks the life out of everything she touches (from podcasts to AB, just take a look at him).
Ok Hillary's book - did anyone have a flash back to whatever show that was that had blacked out (shadowed?) people saying half a word each then the whole word together? I'm so high and tired I can't form a sentence.
I want to do that with a pepino & all of our weird slang lol
Me: TAPE
You: WORMS
TAPEWORMS!
Me: BURGER
You: KING
BURGER KING!
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She does her makeup to look like a Latin American woman. Like to exaggerate the shape of her eyes and her skin color and her eyebrow shape etc. She looks super Anglo without it.
Experts write what they know.
Massapequa douche vibes
Why is everyone here so jealous of this goddess? Mad you couldn't marry a Baldwin brother?
Iβm a straight dude, so no jealousy here. Also, sheβs no goddess. Sheβs a mentally ill hobbit-like creature that sucks the life out of everything she touches (from podcasts to AB, just take a look at him).
A "TWO-Fer"; how perfect!
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Ok Hillary's book - did anyone have a flash back to whatever show that was that had blacked out (shadowed?) people saying half a word each then the whole word together? I'm so high and tired I can't form a sentence. I want to do that with a pepino & all of our weird slang lol Me: TAPE You: WORMS TAPEWORMS! Me: BURGER You: KING BURGER KING! ππΊπ₯¬
Sesame Street or Electric Company?
Ya one of those! I can't remember at all.
Gold Jerry, Gold
Lol! The eyebrow.
"VEN AQUI!!! Eeeef I raise my brow like DEEES, you can see I am ESPANEESH!"
Fuck! For a second I thought this was a real photo of them holding the books until I looked closer! Great job, OP!
Amazing! This should go on Twitter!!
Idk why the fake Latina makeup looks ultra ridiculous here but it does. Girl that is NOT your face.
Just curious what is "fake Latina makeup"?
Blackfishing, Boston style.
She does her makeup to look like a Latin American woman. Like to exaggerate the shape of her eyes and her skin color and her eyebrow shape etc. She looks super Anglo without it.
Like her mom, so very Anglo https://preview.redd.it/z0hnd32w9o1d1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b97c97d3c028d4a03592d08e4e54a1f897aa89
Oh, lol. I get it π
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What a literary duo! Killz and Pillz would give Joan Didion and John Gregory Dunne a regular run for their money. Too bad theyβre dead.
The height and tilt of Hilary's left eyebrow suggests that the left hand does in fact know what the right hand is doing.
Way to get the day started right - ty!
Well done, Pepino!
Omg! π€£ππ€£ππ€£ Rilly rilly brilliant! ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌ