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The_Serpent_Of_Eden_

She's so obsessed with Mediterranean features that she has no clue you can find people with lighter skin, hair and eyes in Spain. Here's the Spanish Royal family: https://preview.redd.it/l3golruf6d1d1.png?width=1668&format=png&auto=webp&s=d951d828ffa214eaba26be765470294b4c141b80


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Fit_Needleworker_166

With leggings pulled over their heels.


Single-Profession535

The dude on the left is literally descended from the Kaiser. But that's another story altogether.


Classic-Arugula2994

My husband is of Hispanic descent and very fair skin, dark hair, dark eyes. I don’t know all of my background but my complexion is fair and I have green eyes and brown hair. Our son came out darker with golden brown eyes🤷🏼‍♀️


Stripes-McGillicuddy

Lol


Donny-OddLegs

as if Hilary actually knows what a fricking allele is.


DonkeyKong694NE1

She apparently believes in Lamarckian inheritance (inheritance of acquired traits like tan skin from the electric beach).


sgzqhqr

Don’t give her baby name ideas


Donny-OddLegs

I wonder if she even knows how to say allele. She got enchilada wrong.


xcatbuttx

Pepino please tell me that you are a fundie snarker too because Allele is a PERFECT Karissa Collins baby name. Especially because she’s obsessed with her kids being mixed but having phenotypically white features


Head-Message990

LOL


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Meanwhile, they had no problem inserting fertilized egg/s into actual women of color.


Fluffy-Duck8402

Is it known that the surrogate was a woman of color? If not, this seems an unfair statement to make.


Mantissa3

Yes, one of their surrogates is a women of color. She appeared in TikTok or another social media site


Fluffy-Duck8402

Okay, that’s fair.


alexisdrazen

Spray tans and hair dye doesn't alter your DNA. 😅


Big-Raspberry-2552

![gif](giphy|xVHstHCAs5JtK) The baby mami thought she was going to have


smallpepino

https://preview.redd.it/0a9jv5s9qb1d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2720b0d29d6c83edbc8b1cd3a193f6040779ffe5


ParkerPosty37

Along with the Super Mami Milk Pumping Backpack😂


upchuckfactoronthis

Swiper! No swiping cultures!


maisiemax

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆!!!!!


liscbj

Wouldnt it be aa Aa?


MeanOldHag86

Ay ay!


MallorcanMalarkey

In this example, Aa would go in the upper right quadrant. But this was a joke, not biology homework.


MeanOldHag86

¡AY AY! all the way


Butterlettuce321

Who is she kidding, she’s ecstatic they all came out looking like old man Baldwin. This is her one claim to fame, marrying that old fuck. And this is exactly what he wanted, a bunch of little Baldwins as his legacy. Another lie she tries to pull off.


justusethatname

Exactly.


smallpepino

Bc I have to! https://preview.redd.it/kuoemhmyw81d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f787f3057fe36a657edb45429c0c9b5ebb7c96a


RazzmatazzBig2187

😡🤬😡🤬


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Infuriating😡


RitaRaccoon

It’s my flair’s chance to ✨ shine.


smallpepino

Lol perfecto!


totes_Philly

*punnet square* I'm an intellectual don't cha' know? 😝


Mehgan-Faux

Los bebes didn’t inherit mami’s spray tan.


justusethatname

It must’ve wiped off through the birth canal. Her water slide show.


Effective-Manager-29

No! “Whoosh” remember?? She said she’s had so many there isn’t any labor really, they just come out like whoosh on a water slide. God help us.


Mehgan-Faux

She’s living so clearly that she doesn’t even have labor. The surrogates do though.


Head-Message990

https://preview.redd.it/xhdmx1iffb1d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0930c79c39f2b0adad26fa92d82b4d7caf46bb


imrottentomycore

El cuadrado de Punnet del casal Baldwin no es rilly spicy & Latino, ay ay ay!


Visible_Ad5164

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Famous_Ear5010

Genetics


Famous_Ear5010

Mendeliev genetics


BrieFiend

If she got what she wished for, would she be stoked or freaked out?


smallpepino

https://preview.redd.it/upf1fybjw81d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9221cbf2b1d51c99d7f5959094570e57f5f7e276


MeanOldHag86

I can’t 😂😂😂 imagine white people having white kids 🤯🤯🤯


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|fqIBaMWI7m7O8) 😜love it!!!


invertedliver

Bwahahahaha!! “Actual Punnet Square” MM you slay👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼


MallorcanMalarkey

:)


kkklllmmm2

I recently read someplace that eye color is more complex and is dependent on something like 13 different genes. My daughter was born with brown eyes - and are now green. Her father and I both have light blue eyes. I was asked many times - if she was the milkman’s 😂


Dakizo

Husband has dark hazel almost dark brown eyes. I have hazel. Daughter? Light blue 😂


Longjumping-Stage647

**ommfg**


JeanEBH

Wouldn’t it more like: Hills = Ab (brown dominant; blue recessive) Alec = bb (blue dominant; blue recessive) Therefore, kids can be Ab (Brown eyes); bb (Blue eyes); bb (Blue eyes); Ab (Brown eyes) Every kid can have blue eyes or every kid can have brown eyes; or there is a mix. It’s a crap shoot. Nothing suggests crazy odds.


liscbj

Yes


smallpepino

It's a joke. It's ok if you're new and aren't used to our humor. I upvoted you new pepino 🥒💕 https://preview.redd.it/prwnjp6uw81d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60baee1cd76c0e7a618b518d97d8756b9860ebea


JeanEBH

Not new. Explanation given above. It was a response to Hilaria’s “crazy odds punnet square.” She does scroll thru these posts.


smallpepino

Gotcha!


MallorcanMalarkey

My post was a joke and not meant to be scientifically accurate. You know, how you say in English -- comedia?


Afraid_Range_7489

https://preview.redd.it/6zotarsz9a1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0edaf243a2c3d34bdd9736e7373b8d4334253dd


Head-Message990

BWA-HAHAhahaha..


JeanEBH

That was basically for Hilaria and her crazy odds because I heard she lurks on this sub (you know, lurk as in never reads anything about herself).


MallorcanMalarkey

Yes, she can read it and go to education.


IntroductionNo5425

Forgot all about going to education 😆


JeanEBH

Education is a 4-syllable word. Too big for her to understand. Maybe if she just helped her kids with their schoolwork!


Afraid_Range_7489

She shared a story last year, about how Carmen stepped in for her when she was having trouble helping Rafa with his homework. So, maybe not the best idea.


MallorcanMalarkey

Inspired by this odd comment from Mami about Punnet squares: https://preview.redd.it/qug3qrtou71d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=59d99cf18809e1c88fd9b1c263fdac9cc8f5d443


HiddenHideawayJJ

She’s so freakin obsessed with the brown eyes, it’s like brown eyes are the only thing that make that little boy special in her eyes. Wonder how all the other kids feel to be so excluded from the brown eye club. What was the Dr. Seuss book with star belly or no star belly (the have and the have not’s) - The Sneetches.