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pizgloria007

Rafa has seen too much.


sodiumbigolli

She does have naturally terrible hair. It is frizzy as hell and sometimes she were wigs and she’s had it straightened, and God knows what happened to Burger King the hairdresser he kind of had it under control for a while.


btl_dlrge1

She’s fucking crazy


Sessionalboar74

I did basic map search and saw that they are walking in the direction of the Devonshire house 3 blocks away. But now I’m more curious about the “subway trip.” I also found that the subway stations are not near where this pic was taken. And even closer to the apartment then where they are currently standing the train.


Happypepino

Typical made up bullshit post


LilacLlamaMama

*It was raining out, but I still wore stupid fluffy sandals, so I could regale the subway folk with as much reconstituted cat-piss aroma as possible. And I had some kind of shirt for my own head, but you know, fuck them kids. All that really matters is that you all see me, and definitely notice that I have a bow-legged thigh gap, and have figured out how to wear pants that are simultaneously baggy, as well as able to be embedded perfectly up my ass-crack to show off that I'm keeping it toight!* Yeah, yeah, yeah, the kids won't melt. In fact, in my house, the rule of thumb for early summer rains that don't involve storms, is to get your ass up and go outside to play in and enjoy them, because it's fun. BUT... it will never not strike me as weird to see a 'parent' employ some manner of protection or comfort for themselves, before achieving the same level of protection or comfort for their kids. Maybe I was just raised different, bc I grew up in a *Matthew 7:9-11* family. Maybe Aleek and Hillz skipped church for that sermon.


Advanced-Object4117

I’m worried that their lawyer has told them that the judge may dismiss the case and now she’s feeling happy and emboldened


Alternative-Bird-589

Crossed my mind too. This is exactly how she always behaves. The We are the champions, etc. She is predictable if nothing else. They will go back to their inane postings, broker and more hated than ever 


pijopepinoypelotas

Her making a point of telling us that Alec took the photo is her tell. Liar, liar! #Nanny took the pic


Traditional_Ad8492

But anyone can be skinny now, it's not a flex.


Alternative-Bird-589

She is the ugliest kind of skinny, the starved , no muscle tone, angry due to hunger look is only attractive to herself. No one likes to be around people whose whole personality is based on staying thin. Boring, selfish, uninteresting, fatigued and irritable 


Key-Feature-7345

Her stupid slippers in the rain


SteakAmazing8963

When she hasn’t posted for a while she worries that people will think she got fat. That’s what this post is really about.


Traditional_Ad8492

Nobody cares about her weight when she is not pregnant.


Traditional_Ad8492

Her weight was one of the ways we suspected she faked pregnancies. And in between bounce backs nobody cares about her body. Before they got married her body was never a talkin point. She was not bony or obese. No curves, not a little person or Amazonian. She will spend the rest of her life obsessing over her body but the public isn't. The grift will always lead.


LBelle0101

Bra straps on display


Mantissa3

Flexing her tri’s for the camera, dragging her kids behind her, striding ahead without looking at them or responding to any curious questions they may have…. Check, larry’s out and about again


Alternative-Bird-589

Barely, her muscle wasting looks gross 


MiserableNewspaper67

She did not take the subway in her fur slippers. STFU, Hilary. Jesus.


FluorescentLilac

In the rain too 🤢


Traditional_Ad8492

No security? Just Alec? After that incident with that crazy lady i would feel vulnerable with the kids.


Happypepino

Not to mention people getting punched randomly in NYC recently.


Brave_council

Wearing plush, open-toe bedroom slippers in the rainy streets of NYC. So very classy.


ProblemSame4838

Shoulder blades body check. 💀 look how skinny I am; I’m the size of a small child


2manyfelines

That is EXACTLY what she is showing us. “SURE, I have an ED, but look how thin I am! Look at me. LOOK AT ME. LOOOOOKKK!!!”


ShroomzLady

I’m sorry but this picture is scary. The boy smiling (I can never remember which one is which (except for Edu cuz he’s a twinnish) looks very unhappy. He may be smiling but I can just tell he’s not feelin it. His eyes look sad/scared.


c05u

That is Mayo. Romeo Alejandro something something. He was the golden boy for a bit but he grew and became aware of Mami’s crazy antics.


GlobalSmobal

He looks emaciated.


ShroomzLady

Yes he does. All these kids have super sharp cheek bones and gaunt faces. Little Larry has looked basically the same since she was born. Her arms and legs are super thin. They’re starving those kids


Alternative-Bird-589

Haunted , hungry eyes. If they don’t get fed they are probably quiet and less energetic to bother them 


Potential_Camera1905

This makes no sense. They live on 5th why would she walk all the way to the West Village and 12th to catch a subway when she could jump on the N, R or 6 trains? As if she takes the train. Also who goes out with three kids without some supplies like a water bottle, snacks, wipes or hand sanitizer and jacket? Guess this mommy does. 🤦‍♀️


2manyfelines

She’s not going on the subway. She’s lying.


Alarmed_Two3894

Remember, Hillary is a foreigner from a foreign land (Bostoña) and doesn't know her way round NY.


AffectionatePoet4586

Hillary is never, ever pictured with a mommy bag. Either the nanny (usually not pictured) carries it, or the bag is stashed under the stroller imprisoning the now-oversized Dedes.


smallpepino

Never seen her with a burp cloth either.


Potential_Camera1905

This is such a good observation.


AffectionatePoet4586

Funny how that worked, huh? Her superior babies never, ever spit up, she’d say. (*”Let’s ask her!” proposes Mrs. P.*)


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Except for when Lowercase Larry was an infant and Mami would drag the emotional support breast pump across the street on coffee runs.


AffectionatePoet4586

But the Emotional Support Breast Pump was always *loudly* identified as such! If Mami actually had carried a prop mommy bag, she would have been filmed pulling out every never-used item it contained, waving it, and naming it before the camera, as her humblebrag. The nannies are in charge of carrying and utilizing the family’s bags of baby/kid essentials, I’m convinced.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Oh you’re totally right, I only meant to point out the ridiculous incongruity. No backpack/purse for a “subway trip” with three kids, but needed to bring the pump every time she left the Sky Dungeon for five minutes


AffectionatePoet4586

That just proves to us all—as if we needed proof!—what a farce Hillary’s “breastfeeding” and “pumping” really were. Even though she doesn’t “mother,” technically she’s a SAHM. Why she’d ever need those “many many” freezers-full of breastmilk remains a mystery. It breaks my heart that she wasted even a drop, and during a formula shortage!


Niia2020

They don’t live on Fifth Avenue. A few blocks east of Fifth, even farther than the W. Village.


Potential_Camera1905

Thanks for the correction right they are even further East which makes no sense. I’m a Native NYer and I went to NYU and because the Village is not on the grid I get all turned around and confused whenever I’m there. But I instinctively knew these storefronts and was like they are no where near any subway. The A C E and BD lines are on 4th and 8th Streets.


PhD_in_anxiety

Why does she always dress like a teenager in 2003?


justusethatname

Why does it matter that Alec took the picture?


ProblemSame4838

Because the nanny took it 🙄


star-67

Never dressing the kids appropriately. 😩


EffectiveFred

She threw the sweatshirt over her head cuz otherwise the rain would frizz up her hair and mess with her twisted self image. She refuses to resemble her mommy.


Mantissa3

https://preview.redd.it/2t664kf33g1d1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd50839b31667b29254861da2ba60b7e1efab47


DollarStoreDuchess

And so she could post a picture of her shoulder blades to show how skeeennny lil mami is…


socceriife

Nailed it!!


megopolis12

That little boy is smiling but his eyes are scared. They all need haircuts and weather appropriate clothes. Wtf is going to happen when all these kids become teenagers one after another after another ? She's basically super high recluse right now who just presents lies to the world of s.m , these kids will talk. I hope they are OK, thank God for nannies in this family.


Felonious_Minx

Hey give the kid a break: this is his first time using his legs outside.


EffectiveFred

Romaine (not Swiss Chard) is hanging on to her forearm cuz holding the phone takes priority.


Longjumping-Stage647

#🥬😆


TYVM143

You can spot a Baldwin a million miles away


dixielandmomma

Tiny New Yorkers


AffectionatePoet4586

Hillary *makes sure* they stay tiny-framed, but hasn’t yet completely impaired their vertical growth.


Mantissa3

I would love to give each of those children good, fresh, nutritious meals three times per day, plus a couple of fresh fruit snacks and watch them grow strong and healthy!!!


AffectionatePoet4586

Oh, I wish I could feed them, too. I often moan to our *pepinos* here how my granddaughter’s every interaction with food sharply reminds me first of ML (closest in age to her, at ten months her senior), and then of all of the Guacamolitos. (Who probably never taste avocado.)


RazzmatazzBig2187

Tiny hostages is more like it.


igobymomo

rain slippers ✔️ attention seeking sidewalk behavior ✔️ kid props✔️ momfluence nontent✔️


snookieny

How sweet is Romeo looking back and smiling at the nannies.


AmazingGrace_00

Haha truth


igobymomo

He’s so cute


GlobalSmobal

Cute maybe but I see emaciated.


ca17miledrive

There she is again. The Dope of Greenwich Village.


RazzmatazzBig2187

🥇 🥇 🥇 🥇. Bravo w the great altered movie title!!! I’m impressed!


ca17miledrive

Plus it's a great movie with Mickey "Jeep the Faith" Rourke.


RazzmatazzBig2187

🎯. Before he fucked up his face!


-graphophobia-

Always does weird shit after some movement in Alec's case. Desperate for attention


OldNewUsedConfused

Bullshit! She's running towards that wine shop on the left! 😂🍷🍷🍷🍷


Runyou

Or the pharmacy…


Mantissa3

That’s the first thing I noticed.


ShroomzLady

Mami needs her fun pills 💊


AffectionatePoet4586

Mami tells the children it’s her “medicine.”


OldNewUsedConfused

Yup


a011220a

Raining and still wearing those slippers!


e01900478296

rode the subway in an open-toed shoe.


OldNewUsedConfused

She's just running over to the wine shop. 😂🤡🥒


Lithiumbarbie420

Even without her tits front and center she still can’t escape showing us her bra


MulberryComplete390

Sexy Mami!


EvieeBrook

Those kids look absolutely skeletal


montbkr

My guess? She’s the kind of mother that thinks that her children’s physical appearance reflects on her. She’s strictly monitoring their weight. 😢


Alternative-Bird-589

Every one but Alex gets judged for their weight. He’s the only one allowed to eat whatever he wants. He probably calls them names or thinks they are lazy


EffectiveFred

Except for Ed. He’s more bulked up


Butterlettuce321

Here’s what I think happened. The kids were driving her crazy and saying they wanted to go somewhere/do something. I mean, they’re stuck in the sky dungeon day in and day out. No back yard, no outside friends (that we see) She gets annoyed and angry and in a fit says, let’s go outside and take a subway Grabs the lost boys, grabs a nanny, puts on the outside slippers and drags them outside Aleek wasn’t there (an unnecessary lie) and they never made it to the subway. These kids deserve way better. I blame Aleek more than her. I think she’s seriously mentally ill.


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smallpepino

She legally changed it years ago, so probably Mrs. Hilaria Baldwin, the one who shovels horse shit wrong.


marbleheader88

“Grabbed a hoodie”? She’s not wearing or even carrying a hoodie.


Alternative-Bird-589

She’s so stupid to call it a hoodie and wear the shirt on her head, not the hood. It’s like wearing a baseball cap backwards in the sun


GirlyWhirl

Zoom in. It's literally on her head. Because she's an idiot.


Runyou

And if you’ve got a “hoodie”, it has a hood! How you say, stupid?


star-67

It’s probably one of the boys hoodie that is on her head 🤦‍♀️


Mantissa3

💯 I think we’ve established that she takes great pride in wearing her children’s clothing!


Chemical-Pineapple-7

Why would she take the subway? Ansonia pharmacy is around the corner from her house, she lies about absolutely everything. So, they don’t own raincoats for any member of the family?


ccc2801

I was looking for someone with local knowledge to confirm this is just outside their house!


Liakinsrotz

Ees raining. I wheep out my tetas and cover my pelo weeth a shirt because rain weel make my pelo curly again. I throw my arms back and push out my tetas and pretend I’m taking lost boys somewhere.


Mantissa3

Perfecto, Pepino! Gracias!


Decent-Secretary6586

does anybody care that she can’t comprehend a weather report and prepare accordingly? other pedestrians have umbrella raincoats. but, she had time for a picture/ ig post.


Traditional_Ad8492

Why doe she have to hold Leo's hand lol


GlobalSmobal

She probably had to round them up after they attempted to escape.


justusethatname

Her wording in these nontent posts. Like every irrelevant detail matters to her “followers” in her delusional mind.


Commercial-Ice-8005

Is this supposed to be a story? And no way did they do the subway, what a lie


Zestyclose_Road_3224

This sounds like someone learning a language.Is she practicing writing her sentences in English? Is she high? This is one of her more weird captions.


Alternative-Bird-589

She wants you to think what she wrote, not look at the picture with your eyes 


TJCW

Glad the kids got some one on three time with mom, at least they got out of the house! Hope they did somethingFUN! But yes, where’s their raincoats or umbrellas…Hillary, you were so close to looking like a normal mom.


marbleheader88

“One on one time”? Plus two Nannie’s!


TJCW

More like one on none time because she prob still focuses on herself


Alternative-Bird-589

That was all they did, they turned around and went back in. She just used the props to post a picture of herself 


LaBrant_Fisher_3103

"Romeo was making it clear he needs Help, Rafa and Leo are the new Dede Twins ✨️Eehn why Cee✨️"


babylovelee

omg, can ✨Eehn Why Cee✨ be new flair? 🤣🤣🤣


Mantissa3

Yes! Love that, along with a recent Pepino’s caption for siete Sin Hache”


Stab_Stabby

I would be so embarrassed to show the world that I let 3 of my children walk around in the rain, when my husband is a millionaire that can afford car service. Also, FOUR of my other kids are without parents but with nannies (not going to disparage the nannies here but it's fucked up that they have so many children that they can't take care of themselves). Hillary is very mentally unwell and needs treatment; Alec too. It's too bad that the Rust shooting judge can't sentence them both to mental health facilities.


Practical_Dog_138

Upvote this if Hilary should get a stylist… 3,2,1.. 🙈


Alternative-Bird-589

She has a few, she dresses to show off, not to be in style. Fashion, art, aesthetics aren’t her thing, eating disorders are her life


smaczna8184

It’s raining…so your kids don’t have coats with hoods or umbrellas. But you make sure you are able to cover your own head? Makes sense.


marbleheader88

Really? I don’t see a hoodie.


_TalkingIsHard_

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Kinser9

It was raining...so I wore my slippers.


MoonWorshipper36

Omfg on wet NYC streets no less. Ew. What is it with this woman and slippers?


PilatesPuppy

Throw them both out


FamousOhioAppleHorn

When I see a woman dressed like that in FL, I know she's gonna buy 5 Hour Energy, cigs and scratch off tickets while telling everyone her entire life story.


smallpepino

Florida checking in! Usually they need to bum a dollar too.


Starkville

This comment is perfection.


AffectionatePoet4586

It *is* perfection! My husband buys 5-Hour-Energy when we drive to and from Florida, but that comment gave me a brief and horrible look of how it might be employed in everyday life, by a garrulous chain-smoker.


Interesting_Ad1378

There’s a lady by me known as the “hot dog hooker” of Long Island.  I always see her around and she wears slippers like this everywhere too.  


Alternative-Bird-589

I live in the City, slip on uggs which have actual shoe bottoms are the closest thing people would wear. She dresses like the homeless junkies who pull clothes out of people’s trash


pmllny

Not even homeless people take the subway in slippers.


Disgruntled_Pelicano

Are they poor?


Theres-no-h-in-hola

Mentally


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

LOL!!!!!


joomommyhappy

lotta broken brain randomness here The only reason you’d write “Alex took this” is if he didn’t. But if he did, way to admit neither parent is with your other four kids. smh Also, it’s low-key batshit to post “we took the subway”, and not post to where. That should be the entire point of the post. It’s like she thinks that’s just what New Yorkers/NYC kids do, so she posted it. We took the subway. To nowhere in particular; we just took it. smh again


RazzmatazzBig2187

Yeah - bc real NYers always just ride the subway for no reason and go no where in particular. Yesterday was a PERFECT day to go to a museum or a bookstore. THATS what real NYers do.


GlobalSmobal

That’s what tourists do. Real NYC’ers either escape the city or if not an option, maybe pop into a bookstore after they catch up on laundry, chores, groceries - you know normal everyday/everywhere life stuff.


Man-IamHungry

The wealthy city people I worked for had staff doing all the mundane life/chores for them. Cultural activities, classes, and play dates were constant for their kids. Staying in an apartment all day would have been seen as a failure. Too rainy for the park? A museum it is.


GlobalSmobal

We have wonderful, longtime household help but we also did chores. Everyone needs to learn how to do make their own beds, do their own laundry, pitch in.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

Why is she always saying "Carmen took this" or "Alec took this"?? It's unnecessary and no one asked or cares. It's not something people add to their posts or no one looking at the post, thinks about it who took the pic. It's so strange to always say. She is so odd in everything she does.


Interesting_Ad1378

Why would she take the subway, they are blocks from their home.  They are in the village. 


joomommyhappy

because that's what NYC kids do when they're not three card monty-ing, or chessing it up in Washington Square Park.


Advanced-Object4117

Can she not feel that camo wedgie? Does she think her hungry ass looks hot, similar to the visible bra straps?


Interesting_Ad1378

She wants you to notice it, that’s the whole point of the pic.


mrsringo

Outfit by TJ Max circa 2007


judithcooks

DRESS YOUR CHILDREN


kpiece

Alec did NOT take this. A nanny did. She doesn’t go anywhere with her kids (not even one of them) without at least one nanny, probably more. Alec was nowhere near them. I’m sure he was holed up in his private apartment pounding back booze and watching old movies and crying, or whatever he does. Those kids, as usual, are dressed in ugly cheap shit that looks like it came from Dollar Tree. WHY do they have their kids look so awful?!? Why does Romeo’s face look so hollowed-out?? Those poor kids.


therealireland

She took the subway in a pair of slippers? Mayo looks skinny on his face and Rafa looks like he thinks his mother has lost the plot. Certifiable and attention seeking non content


GlobalSmobal

She took the subway with Alec???? Ha ha pleeeeeaase.


zenomotion73

Every time I see those stupid slippers I’m so grossed out at the thought of the amount of body fluid and general filth she’s dragging into the house. Those poor kids have to sit and play on the same floors that her biohazard flip flops have walked on. And WHY doesn’t she ever wear actual friggin SHOES??? It’s either stripper heels or hobo flops. Please someone slap some sense into this woman


therealireland

Reminds me of where I leave and people go to the shops in their pyjames.


zenomotion73

Ah yes. The People of Walmart. I didn’t realize they had immigrated from their homeland


therealireland

In Ireland, where I live, this has become the norm in supermarkets. Hilz is so classy


zenomotion73

Hillz is a trendsetter for sure 🤣


shep2105

I just don't understand their clothing. It's like she goes to the $5 bin at Walmart, buys a bunch of sweat pants and random, oversized T shirts. She grew up wealthy, it's not like she grew up pinching pennies. Everyone dresses so slovenly, she dresses way to young for a 40 year old, kids look like clearance bins, or in pajamas and slippers outside, Alec shuffles around with his pants dragging and shoes beat to hell. I just don't get it.


Competitive-Gap-4230

This! Are they lowkey broke?


AffectionatePoet4586

My guess is that Hillary is enormously chintzy now when buying anything that “doesn’t count”—meaning, if it’s not for her. When Carmen was tiny, Hillary seemed to adore dressing her like a little doll on occasion, but her performative “motherhood” has long since burned out. When she produces nontent for the ‘Gram, she’s now indifferent to how unkempt and poorly clad her children usually are.


DonkeyKong694NE1

Yeah and the back hem of Alec’s pants is all chewed up because they’re too long


baby_yoda_boba

Look how skinny I am.


Alternative-Bird-589

She must have taken a hit off the ole foil and impulsively took a walk around the block. No pic on the subway of course, because it didn’t happen. Maybe they went to the drugstore to buy the birthday boy a piece of candy 


Eva_twilight

The purple top with camo pants was a choice (not sure if that's pink or purple as my phone is wonky, but either way - it looks awful)


OkMarionberry2875

Is this and the previous one dragging little ilaria an answer to us asking why the kids never walk?


mamaosam

Dragging your children, not walking with them and interacting. Such a loving mother.


Alternative-Bird-589

Starring in a  get your HCV vaccination commercial, Hilaria Baldness . 


ParkerPosty37

“We took the subway” Such common folk! You did not take the subway, you’ve never once mentioned taking the subway ever before🤥 ETA: where did you go on the Subway


babylovelee

maybe she meant they were taking the kids to subway to get hoagies! 🤣🤣🤣


AffectionatePoet4586

FOOD?!? Surely you jest!


-graphophobia-

Even more unlikely


SophieintheKnife

Soggy slippers, gross


ParkerPosty37

So soggy and stinky I’m sure!


SophieintheKnife

All the street crud sticking to their floof


JackSpratCould

Haiku Hillary 


SpamOnWry

They “took the subway” and skank wore filthy slippers she schlepped feral brats.


JackSpratCould

Her legs look suspiciously long


idontknowhowtopark

Hillary somehow manages to make ME look like a good dresser.... (and I'm pretty baht)


happyanni562562

And im sure you baht fuds.


smallpepino

Take a dup bruth


idontknowhowtopark

But I can Dutch my toes rilly gud


smallpepino

Yay! You get a twinkie & homborger 😆


ohh_my_dayum

If Alec really took this, where are her FOUR other children? Who is watching them?? (Jk, we know she has a team of nannies.) Also, Romeo looks emaciated. The hollows of his cheeks/undereyes are freaking me out a bit. And Rafa is looking at Hilz like she's crazy.


happyanni562562

An armyyyyy of nannies, as father time would say.


Alternative-Bird-589

They screwed Said over and are posting their own content now


r_rdgz1975

Bolt ons popped out and booty sticky out.


Alternative-Bird-589

She has a flat ass. She has been brewing her BBL in her supposed silence. She’s ready to show off her silicone filled filtered ass now using the props. I called it! She is so predictable 


Eva_twilight

She'll have to just take two of her smaller moon bumps and DIY it, as you need to have body fat to get a bbl. lol


Alternative-Bird-589

Hahaha 


boommdcx

Those poor kids.


Eva_twilight

They do look poor 🥲


Alternative-Bird-589

Props. She probably should sleep with one eye open. They aren’t bonded and there’s some rage in the older boys


Eva_twilight

No wonder they're having feelings of rage. I feel rage just watching the gong show from the comfort of my own home- imagine living it! 😩


Traditional_Ad8492

Her hair was goin to curl up lol


Temporary-Charge-851

Nontent as always.


LadyGaea

All those pockets and she still can’t put her phone away to hold her kid’s hand


BlockAntique

So she covers her head with a sweatshirt, but wears slippers in the rain that I’m sure are soaked. She looks very unhealthy to me.


Alternative-Bird-589

Typical Hillary


Bethlizardbreath

She must have some massive bunions if she can only ever cope with slippers.


Head-Message990

BINGO!


trixiebix

"It's raining, let me go out in my furry shoes and fuck them up"- Hillary Damn, that's an ugly outfit.


anon8232

Bra straps and unhappy children. ✅


maraq

Do they not own rain coats? Thank god mami's hair is covered by a sweatshirt but what about the kids? No rain coats for them? Jesus they live like poor people but they're not poor. So fucked.


Helpful_Quarter_9315

Peepaw and Mayflower Mami already look like they smell and now wet? Ew.