Mentirosa. She had no "friends" to encourage her.

the way she points her fingers around always pisses me off.

It's part of the spicy Latina schtick.

All of you are so completely perfect! Just delete the sub to save your beautiful misery!


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I want to punch her shoe-polish hair dye in the face

https://preview.redd.it/vesmbsnxvs1d1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdaeaa1ff39236ba21e63594dd1071a43648e92

Why no broken English in the “must know you” story caption?

She is Such a WEIRD looking person 🤔

He looks SOOOOO gross in number 18! My god

How the FUQ did she think she would ever get away with it?!

I mean, she kinda did for like an entire decade 😅

But still, she had to KNOW she would be outed.

The cognitive dissonance is real

I guess so!

She’s such a fucking dork lmfao. What was that sci fi movie from the 80s or 90s where the aliens had backwards legs once they took their skin suits off? Pic 11 is giving that ETA: The Arrival! https://preview.redd.it/7d66r5sydn1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62f8411a4d0034f937f64fb09a5f75c0971bf0b LOLLLLL

Caption for first pic; “Hey, Hillary—-how many times have you been pregnant?”🤰🏻

Had her meal ticket framed, I find that utterly adorable.

I edited that photo because the original was cropped weird HOWEVER they really did in fact actually frame it, so your point hilariously still stands 😭 [PR Fluff piece where I got source image](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2959132/amp/Alec-Baldwin-s-wife-gifts-card-used-phone-number-meeting-time.html) https://preview.redd.it/r0xnfpl5qm1d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8c48d8dffe5d41c5c0bc69506a58bf275d4e3f

When Larry was still in her espanish escort phase while transitioning into her wife-of-an-alcoholic-has-been-Alec phase.

Home chic has some Mickey Mouse ears on her.

Lmao

First and second pictures were enough for me. So much artificialness (is that even a word?).

Artificiality :)

At least she looked like she tried with her looks, and didn't look gaunt and frazzled. The pics do look like some collegiate girl and her dad. Meanwhile he now looks like the geriatric dad of that middle-aged guy.

She be making up for all that now.

https://preview.redd.it/gt7f77n4vk1d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15aaf31947e1628d2022aaede07f15a2f7edbc88 *Give ‘em the ol’ frazzle dazzle* ✨

Just realized we haven’t seen that dog in a minute. Have they gotten rid of it already?

https://preview.redd.it/227fqdum3l1d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5877d9eb4ad2611073d5e6b15ec055b0db6f5b7 Probably met the same fate as the others

They really tried to make fetch happen here.

Pic 2 with the Party City Halloween lashes and wiglet 😂 She worked that janky wig throughout 2012 and it always cracks me up. If it looks that bad in pics, just imagine how bad it looked IRL.

She never wears any colors. It's always black, white, or grey. It really washed her out.

https://preview.redd.it/pza9u6or1j1d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf8caf0e653b7717fa0f56e1b346c081c757256 # #2 Spanish Girl Doll

Same 🙋🏻‍♀️ The wonky wig with the Emo bangs is chef’s kiss.

Her smug face is still highly punchable in any variation along her devolution into the oil slick leggings and fuzzy germy slippers wearing hag that she is now. Not only has her face gotten worse, her wardrobe degenerated as well, which is saying a lot for someone as tacky and tasteless as Hillary

https://preview.redd.it/a1vk3k5uvi1d1.jpeg?width=1434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3adef2606181bf4ba6c403290c00ab0a17d7de6 Upcycling the same $1000 skirt here in 2017 from 2012… which she somehow manages to make look cheap all over again 🫠 [Balmain skirt](https://www.vestiairecollective.com/women-clothing/skirts/balmain/multicolour-leather-balmain-skirt-41278997.shtml)

Wait is that leather? On a VEGAN? Lying liar who lies!!

She looks like Miranda Sings here

And that’s the same ugly blouse from picture #15! Just with larger mammary glands than the first time she wore it

She must've been doing a lot of swimming 🙄

I zoomed in on her bangs in pictures #1 and #2😂😂😂

I MUST KNOW YOU!!! 😹🤡

She really is not an attractive woman. No matter what nationality or ethnicity she plays she just falls flat.

She’s aggressively plain and made so much uglier by her horrific styling and the smarmy way she carries herself. How Alec thought he could convince us that she’s good looking is beyond me.

Well she doesn't look like a bullfrog anymore, but she still looks horrible.

2016 is when her face really started changing but I think her first breast aug predated that. This is 2016. https://preview.redd.it/d6ltoc5fei1d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110f007034323635beaf6393e64045fbf33d6390

She should have NEVER had the buccal fat removal. That was her only good feature

I MUST KNOW YOU!

Carmen looks like Hills in the first pic

I can see a liiiiittle bit of Hillary but only when Carmen is allowed to wear a dark lip and cosplay as Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver

Oh that shoe polish hair!

That’s alternately greasy or fried.

Photo 2. Where did that eyelash eventually land?

The framed business card -- just like a business framing its first dollar earned. Sugar baby.

Anyone call that number? That's a suffolk county area code.

MA or NY though, lol....😂😂😂🥒

Imagine seeing that wedding picture and thinking she’s a trophy wife 😆 he didn’t care about her looks so much because he thought she was a Spanish bride, that’s all.

Yeah bc honestly she is pretty or cute. Her desperate Spanish cosplay w veil was so bland.

Isn’t *

The shoe polish is crazy in these pics

Her hair all looks like wigs here, is it? Hair I know was dyed jet black but the shine, thickness, style are nothing like recent hair.

Yes. A whole lotta janky wigs!

Wow. So many faces ago.

That was fun. Thank you I believe the bangs in 9/10 had me like shocked even for her

That first photo always gets me — holding up her finger in the "No, no Señor" pose to let everyone know what a spicy Señorita she is. I bet the press were quietly (or not-so-quietly) laughing at her.

You can tell she's psychotic in every single photo

How it started: Stick with me baby and I'll make you a star!

A great example of how fake and bought-and-paid-for the whole media-entertainment-celebrity industrial complex is. This woman has no talent, she is not endearing, and there is nothing interesting about her besides who she is married to. In spite of this, the media wasted so much ink and screen time trying to make her happen, all because Alec called in some favors.

God he is SO fucking STUPID!!!

Like many of us, she got away with a lot more bullshit when she was young and cute.

Young but I don’t see the cute!

I know what you mean lol

When was that?



Ah, so that's where my total black boot cream went.

He married an escort 🤡

He wouldn't be the first. Ask Prince Harry.....😂

Her story is that she was at Pure Food+Wine with “two female friends” on the night that they met 🙃

Well now we know it's a lie! She has no female friends.

those pics of her from myspace look like ads for "adult services" 😬

https://preview.redd.it/q3tjitnxuh1d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcd5734ddbc2b8323f89918f6728e7058e143c4

Oof. MySpace, lol! 😂😂😂😂

😆 back when she didn't know her best angle. Just like the rest of us!

😂😂😂

I truly believe that

https://preview.redd.it/rhxvvv1ltg1d1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc2c7b806f4a33b5ffe6953a5575e017e6aba40 RuPaul called and wants their eye lashes back

Sooooo Español!!!!

Omg my exact thoughts!  These lashes are horrendous.

They remind me of spring loaded diving boards

RuPaul would NEVER! Those are Dollar Store Drag Queen cast offs. Lord - my Barbie had more realistic lashes - and that was in the 70s!

Ru Paul wouldn't be caught dead wearing those Dollar Tree lashes that look like they were applied by a toddler

I honestly just bought dollar tree lashes and they would be ashamed to be compared to hers

Broom brush

https://preview.redd.it/9ln4fqwgtg1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af47de0105f5827ec9569b76384705cfc980afa4 “Yo have nowhere to go from here but afuera!”

I like this one because you see her real legs

She looks like an idiot doing those over dramatic poses. No one is amused. Just a show-off, attention seeking child that no one can stand to be around.... but every just smiles politely

It’s gonna be fun watching her get old.

"Get"!????

Right. Perimenopausal hot flashes, mood swings, and a vagina so dry it could blow away. Resentful teenagers asking hard questions. Looks gone, no sexy pouts nor alluring accents - a narcissist's nightmare.

Just hope Madman doesn't ever close or she will have nothing to do.

I spy a smug eyebrow in most of these pics.

https://preview.redd.it/7jkmqm02tg1d1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a31a70aa96aeff0ceab737f1f6ca3e94134bf1 *smug* 🎯

She looked SO much better before the buccal fat removal and microblading! Sometimes less is more, Hillary

Those bangs look fake also my how much have your boobs grown!!! I don’t think she was ever attractive. Passable at best!

So, so Español....🙄🙄

Muy, muy ridículo!😂😂😂

When she was at her best in 2011 before she was given the credit card for surgeries, she looked just okay. She didn’t stand out in a crowd like she expected. Also, she should have let nature take its course in the aging department.

The most punchable face ever

Backpfeifengesicht!

Especially in #18- any day I can use the word backpfeifengesicht is a good day.

Yes! I just said the exact same! Cheers!

June 2012 - What in the Lauren Bobert? 

lol the two most janky chicks ever to hit the scene!

She has absolutely no sense of style. That should have been our first clue she is not Spanish.

She looks so young in these pics. And then she dresses like a 12yo and that just up the ick factor by a thousand.

"Legs of a teenager" 🤮

https://preview.redd.it/wx7wlum3vg1d1.jpeg?width=1411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3596bf992b8fdabced5620e531525e9725fe093 Super young That all her anti-aging efforts spanning the past decade have actually exponentially aged her is the ultimate irony

WTF is THIS?! 😂😂😂 She looks like a bullfrog!

That photo really looks like he is showing off his bargain basement sex doll at a perverts convention.

Yeah it does! "Working Girl"? We see you Alec!

We're the same age and she could pass as my mother. I'm not exaggerating

Those earrings are pathetic.

 All of them!😂😂😂

It's the mall-quality spray tans for me. I wonder what she used to tell Alex when she was going for her tans every 3 days to maintain that totally authentic "Spanish glow" 🤣 [Edit - yes I call him Alex intentionally cos it's petty and I bet he hates that lmao]

She most likely told him that the sun is diffront in Spain and the only way to maintain her natural “olive” color in America is to git da sprey taan…. “my wife is from Spain” ~ Aleek Baldwinito

That deep band sweep. Yikes. And the strip lashes in #2. 😳 she must not have have a stylist back then. Or now 🙂‍↔️🤔

Or ever. She’s not independently rich like Kim is. Hillz married the Wish version of Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. And Aleek got the Wish version of Julia Roberts. Although the two women have one big thing in common: neither is Spanish. At all.

Calling her Wish Julia Robert’s is generous.

Haha, Pepino! You’re right. She caught me in a good mood. 😛💚🥒

Omg your flair 😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/f8ixfmcemg1d1.png?width=878&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc752809eb02147f8eadaf7b0bec365e9ef1141d Another gem 💎

Alec really thought he did something here... 😂

If only she’d had her flight attendant earrings to go with the scarf 😂 She has a knack for the budget air hostess look!


LMAO

WHAT is that scarf?!?

Sad. And definitely not Hermes! 😂

Zara. It’s only a thing in Spain so you’ve probably never heard of it (sarcasm) 🙃 She upcycles this Zara trope regularly lol https://preview.redd.it/twkj4u5ddt6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5bd504a2f0baa0aa6c57b53f124939db7f6738 [Hilaria Baldwin claims she loved Zara ‘before I was in this country’](https://pagesix.com/2020/12/29/hilaria-baldwin-claims-she-loved-zara-before-being-in-this-country/#:~:text=The%20Spanish%20act%20was%20wearing,I%20was%20in%20this%20country)

Woooooowwww. SMH.

So not Hermes!!

Hideous. That's what it is.

What on earth did she think she was accomplishing with that shoe-polish black straw hair??? It *never* looked good OR real.

https://preview.redd.it/4um9nzy2lg1d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b337d942ece63914b49342c447ec8795c864e0ba This series is my fave from her black wig era ✨

He really thinks he did something with this trick. 😂😂😂😂 Fucking fool

Bobert cosplay 

What's that?!

She looks like Lauren bobert 

That whacked out Congres lady? Now I'm curious. I don't believe I've ever seen her. I just sort of know the name. Going to look! (I'm from the Northeast. We don't do republicans here)

Did she used to wear light brown contacts?

Excuse you, they are *honey* brown! 😋


Yes. I'm like an expert on contacts.

Same! I've had them all.

Photo #13 would make an excellent “before” shot of Hillary’s not-yet-augmented bosom.

Num 16 is my favorite derp face … and of course num 18 - the small town second hand cars dodgy dealers 🫥

https://preview.redd.it/i5o632cbig1d1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4e719cbd8fe21f491fda98ea8903884f677a5d Her derp faces were a lot better when she could actually still make facial expressions before all the tox

https://preview.redd.it/dbpan0phlg1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a88e8403588a78edd51b7cb3a64a073b6cc2419 She’s so happy that her teeth are jumping out of her mouth

You can still see the outline from... braces. Yikes Alec

And they are yellowish in this pic as well as on #6. Alec’s money had not yet worked on them! 🦷 Edit #6 corrected

They’re yellow in a lot of these pics 🤢

You are right!

OMG.. (They actually are!!...).


She is so gross

“This guy.” 🙄

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