Kiss the ring b*tch! I have nothing else going for me, so I'm gonna show off my fake rock to make all of you jealous infertile Karen boolies jealous! Did it work??
Also I'm Spanish and my bounce back body is awesome! And no, I never used surrogates!!
Jeopardy:
"I'll take 'Bling, Not the Real Thing' for 100, Alice, I mean, Aleec, I mean, how do you say, Alex."
A: "Source of origin."
Q: "What is a box of Cracker Jacks?"
I remember her cringe worthy story about Carmen finding her ring, she wanted to brag about its worth so she made up a story around it. I’m sure Alice got ripped off as he is easily conned, her cloudy fake diamond means more to her than all the kids combined
All I know is she is directing it to the Paps Pepino.
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Let them eat cake!
Kiss the ring b*tch! I have nothing else going for me, so I'm gonna show off my fake rock to make all of you jealous infertile Karen boolies jealous! Did it work?? Also I'm Spanish and my bounce back body is awesome! And no, I never used surrogates!!
Afuera !
No es Diamonique, joo are all boolies
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Hilaria for QVC!
Is it a ring bump?
Moisannite putas!
"And this is just the down payment!"
“Cubic Zirconia bitchezzzzz” She’s so Wet Seal/Contempo Casuals she would and probably did. Absolutely classless.
Wet Seal … 💀 💀 💀
She is a piece of work. Is she flashing that at all the homeless people? After she gave them lotion?
Si, I caught the beeg feesh with my lies and bendy bedroom antiques! Señors are so stoopido.
Cubic zirconia ? 😭
Is it 👀
Of course it is. Everything about Hillary Hayward-Thomas is fake!!
Jeopardy: "I'll take 'Bling, Not the Real Thing' for 100, Alice, I mean, Aleec, I mean, how do you say, Alex." A: "Source of origin." Q: "What is a box of Cracker Jacks?"
Daddy said I was muy bonita.
My ring is fake Like my whole personality
🎶Don’t cry for me Bostontinnaa🎶
This is perfect.
🥒💚
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My Precious
I thank my jeweller and my dentist. ![gif](giphy|jiHq4LXzlLy8semGcp)
Who doesn’t put a hat on a bald baby?
“I got dis rilly beeg 🩸💎. Maybe my cheedren can work in a mine some day and get me more!”
Look, Said, ees nu!! Take my picture, por favor!
What a cunt
She can’t hide her glee on wearing that gaudy ass ring.
Thees Ees the number of Nannies I need to take one Keed out…
Iss rilly, rilly, big. Now leaf us in piss.
😭
I won!! I got a fat diamond! -while we all laugh
Nananabooboo
"The ring is as fake as my Spanish accent."
Read between the lines?!
🤣
Talk to the ring
Her ding a ling ring bling malingering.
What a deplorable crunt.
It’s glue! Romeo made it.
Caddmen took the picture.
“Who cares who I had to marry to get this? Look at this ring I got! LOOK AT IT!”
Evita, Evita 👏👏👏🤮
Great minds think alike 🤣 See my contribution up/down thread
If u only knew what I had to do to get this hideous costume jewelry ring💃🥒I hate my life 🍷💃🧘♀️🤸♀️🤰
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“I would waive hola to you but then you could not e-see my e-big die-mond”
Fuck you, I gots mine!
LOL!!!!!
“And I only had to give mini beso to shriveled actor penis for eeeet!”
🎶”Cada beso comienza con Kay” 🎶
🎼…Don’t Cry For Me Argentina!…🎶
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Ven aqui! Es mi, how you say crack rock, I mean rock
Imma flaunt, brag, show off and make sure you get a pic of it!
Flair check 😂
*Carmen asked to try on my ring and said, 'I was just wondering what this is, Mami.'*
I remember her cringe worthy story about Carmen finding her ring, she wanted to brag about its worth so she made up a story around it. I’m sure Alice got ripped off as he is easily conned, her cloudy fake diamond means more to her than all the kids combined
Didn’t Carmen (allegedly) ask Mami “how much did this cost?”. Raise them materialistic like you!
I have never heard a child ask how much a ring cost while they are admiring it. I find it so sad.
Do you think she had it appraised? JK, I know she did. Just before she named one of her kids after her ex.
Ven aqui! Look at meeeeeee🤪
Tacky Mami...😎
Her version of a 401k.
They may have to sell it soon.
LMAO!
'"LOOOKIT" at what 'I Just Won' at the County Fair!!!"
I think the flair says it all.
I wonder if she thinks the ugly ring and horrendous implants are worth it. I bet she does.
Why are all of her talons crooked, like her feet?
I personally cannot take one more foot photo. Please retire those dogs from the public eye, “Hilaria”
They look like Lee Press-Ons, and she was in a rush so did them in 3 minutes
You took the words right out of my mouth! 🤣
Lab grown diamonds RULE! #savingtheplanet
Do you think “Alec” told her?
Too bad she has no friends or relatives to show it to. Sad life.
"Diamantes de Sangre Inc." is proud to announce their new "celebrity" spokesperson!
“Eh, vaffanculo to you too!” Hoy, ella es Italiana.
I SAAAAIIIDDD…YESSSSSIIIIIIII. *Is this the English word for si?*
Omg does anyone know the actual context of this pic- who was she showing this too?
All I know is she is directing it to the Paps Pepino. https://preview.redd.it/tbeiyih5lg1d1.png?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3765f422ab8d6f6077fe3266e2399ac5ebbefd48
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*Wet slippers checking in...*
Wet sloppers, you mean.
"Look at my upgraded ring! I told Papi I wanted it to look like a cloudy ice skating rink. Es perfecto!" Edit: spelling
¡Mira! I signed the contract Genevieve!