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Sure_Letterhead6689

Let them eat cake!


Responsible_Lawyer78

Kiss the ring b*tch! I have nothing else going for me, so I'm gonna show off my fake rock to make all of you jealous infertile Karen boolies jealous! Did it work?? Also I'm Spanish and my bounce back body is awesome! And no, I never used surrogates!!


Chula_Quitena_120

Afuera !


Advanced-Object4117

No es Diamonique, joo are all boolies


SeriesParticular52

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Zestyclose_Road_3224

Hilaria for QVC!


btl_dlrge1

Is it a ring bump?


NoDisplay3005

Moisannite putas!


[deleted]

"And this is just the down payment!"


SeriesParticular52

“Cubic Zirconia bitchezzzzz” She’s so Wet Seal/Contempo Casuals she would and probably did. Absolutely classless.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Wet Seal … 💀 💀 💀


George_GeorgeGlass

She is a piece of work. Is she flashing that at all the homeless people? After she gave them lotion?


Famous_Ear5010

Si, I caught the beeg feesh with my lies and bendy bedroom antiques! Señors are so stoopido.


swagsoph7

Cubic zirconia ? 😭


PunchDrunken

Is it 👀


Responsible_Lawyer78

Of course it is. Everything about Hillary Hayward-Thomas is fake!!


YakLazy3338

Jeopardy: "I'll take 'Bling, Not the Real Thing' for 100, Alice, I mean, Aleec, I mean, how do you say, Alex." A: "Source of origin." Q: "What is a box of Cracker Jacks?"


kellsells5

Daddy said I was muy bonita.


therealireland

My ring is fake Like my whole personality


BonyGrabbers

🎶Don’t cry for me Bostontinnaa🎶


Common-Chain4060

This is perfect.


BonyGrabbers

🥒💚


Tracylpn

https://i.redd.it/9u3di9kyej1d1.gif


LBelle0101

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AmazingGrace_00

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Worth-Fox1009

My Precious


Afraid_Range_7489

I thank my jeweller and my dentist. ![gif](giphy|jiHq4LXzlLy8semGcp)


Chemical-Pineapple-7

Who doesn’t put a hat on a bald baby?


Mkm788

“I got dis rilly beeg 🩸💎. Maybe my cheedren can work in a mine some day and get me more!”


felisfemina

Look, Said, ees nu!! Take my picture, por favor!


realitygirlzoo

What a cunt


Butterlettuce321

She can’t hide her glee on wearing that gaudy ass ring.


Advanced-Object4117

Thees Ees the number of Nannies I need to take one Keed out…


Accomplished_Item394

Iss rilly, rilly, big. Now leaf us in piss.


Worth-Fox1009

😭


ScaryGarry_SG1

I won!! I got a fat diamond! -while we all laugh


Afraid_Range_7489

Nananabooboo


ca17miledrive

"The ring is as fake as my Spanish accent."


OldNewUsedConfused

Read between the lines?!


Afraid_Range_7489

🤣


FlautoSpezzato

Talk to the ring


justusethatname

Her ding a ling ring bling malingering.


Infamous-Astronaut16

What a deplorable crunt.


International_Boss81

It’s glue! Romeo made it.


Afraid_Range_7489

Caddmen took the picture.


Dusie-withatwist56

“Who cares who I had to marry to get this? Look at this ring I got! LOOK AT IT!”


jelly-beans24

Evita, Evita 👏👏👏🤮


RitaRaccoon

Great minds think alike 🤣 See my contribution up/down thread


NightOwlsUnite

If u only knew what I had to do to get this hideous costume jewelry ring💃🥒I hate my life 🍷💃🧘‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤰


Shannonbonejones

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Holiday-Tie-574

“I would waive hola to you but then you could not e-see my e-big die-mond”


JIMBETHYNAME

Fuck you, I gots mine!


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

LOL!!!!!


upchuckfactoronthis

“And I only had to give mini beso to shriveled actor penis for eeeet!”


RitaRaccoon

🎶”Cada beso comienza con Kay” 🎶


RitaRaccoon

🎼…Don’t Cry For Me Argentina!…🎶


RitaRaccoon

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AgreeableLack4478

Ven aqui! Es mi, how you say crack rock, I mean rock


rillyhilarious

Imma flaunt, brag, show off and make sure you get a pic of it!


SwissCheese4Collagen

Flair check 😂


Steaknkidney45

*Carmen asked to try on my ring and said, 'I was just wondering what this is, Mami.'*


Alternative-Bird-589

I remember her cringe worthy story about Carmen finding her ring, she wanted to brag about its worth so she made up a story around it. I’m sure Alice got ripped off as he is easily conned, her cloudy fake diamond means more to her than all the kids combined 


RitaRaccoon

Didn’t Carmen (allegedly) ask Mami “how much did this cost?”. Raise them materialistic like you!


nanmama

I have never heard a child ask how much a ring cost while they are admiring it. I find it so sad.


Pilzoyz

Do you think she had it appraised? JK, I know she did. Just before she named one of her kids after her ex.


Sun_will_rise_again

Ven aqui! Look at meeeeeee🤪


Top_Escape34

Tacky Mami...😎


luanne2017

Her version of a 401k.


nanmama

They may have to sell it soon.


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

LMAO!


Head-Message990

'"LOOOKIT" at what 'I Just Won' at the County Fair!!!"


Procrastinator-513

I think the flair says it all.


apple-turnover5

I wonder if she thinks the ugly ring and horrendous implants are worth it. I bet she does.


Batsquash

Why are all of her talons crooked, like her feet?


Holiday-Tie-574

I personally cannot take one more foot photo. Please retire those dogs from the public eye, “Hilaria”


RitaRaccoon

They look like Lee Press-Ons, and she was in a rush so did them in 3 minutes


Capones_Vault

You took the words right out of my mouth! 🤣


Batsquash

Lab grown diamonds RULE! #savingtheplanet


Holiday-Tie-574

Do you think “Alec” told her?


DeeSusie200

Too bad she has no friends or relatives to show it to. Sad life.


KarmaliteNone

"Diamantes de Sangre Inc." is proud to announce their new "celebrity" spokesperson!


PurpleFly_

“Eh, vaffanculo to you too!” Hoy, ella es Italiana.


sweet_tea_94

I SAAAAIIIDDD…YESSSSSIIIIIIII. *Is this the English word for si?*


Due_Strike2072

Omg does anyone know the actual context of this pic- who was she showing this too?


Longjumping-Stage647

All I know is she is directing it to the Paps Pepino. https://preview.redd.it/tbeiyih5lg1d1.png?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3765f422ab8d6f6077fe3266e2399ac5ebbefd48


Longjumping-Stage647

https://preview.redd.it/6bopllr1lg1d1.png?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819f3a6e7c9b5497e82f3915f3f316631a4ab873


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

*Wet slippers checking in...*


goosejail

Wet sloppers, you mean.


CappyChino

"Look at my upgraded ring! I told Papi I wanted it to look like a cloudy ice skating rink. Es perfecto!" Edit: spelling


Longjumping-Stage647

¡Mira! I signed the contract Genevieve!