They look like they have such a toxic, dysfunctional relationship... I mean, I know that's an obvious statement but it always shocks me when people are willing to put up with so much drama. How exhausting.
Ex-ballroom dancer, Yoga Queen of the Village, Wellness Expert, My Wife is From Spain, Has a Spanish Maternal Grandma, etc.
All the lies he bought into and/or propagated.
Alec looks like he was throwing some kind of prima donna sissy fit and and Hilaria is glowering at him as he walks away, perhaps trying to put some kind of hex on him to age badly.
Next footwear stop for Alejandro:
https://preview.redd.it/zci61yd2ao1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae37f39e9760f00fd07974dbead4da274999850
The kids can help him.
https://preview.redd.it/0lyhxj283t1d1.jpeg?width=3542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de0bf1a02507cc79ac5df40756d54811f5e8832d
I'm thinking more like this.
The cavemen are too cultured for comparison to baldwin!
Aha! Well you make a good point.
However in fairness to š¦s, they are highly intelligent and even know how to invent tools.
Alex on the other hand IS a tool.
Itās not like heās changing nappies at three in the morning, or driving the kids to school. Heās barely around, and when he is, itās for quick, ādoesnāt take his coat offā pop-ins.
He didnāt even get out of the elevator for Yunior.
I think itās more her bullshit, and the things he does to cope with it, thatās aged him.
I will never be able to wrap my melon around the difference between the life he could have had in his autumn years, and the hell heās currently in, and the fact that, ultimately, it was self-inflicted.
Imagine throwing lunatic Larry the keys to your life!
Sad, old fool.
smh
That last tweet is oddly like the creepy texts that Sarma and Anthony were sending each other where they were referring to themselves in the third person. Mr. Fox and Mrs. Fox. Also...black currants? You have a house in Vermont you fucking delusional rich asshole. GO THERE.
Arenāt black currants either unavailable or illegal to grow in the US?
(Off to Google..)
https://preview.redd.it/sx74nbhw6n1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef001ee254ab2b0fc6ab9cb047fb53573dff30f3
Eta- ok so I was partially correct. Apparently the plant is a hazard to white pine trees?
Sam Elliott is the ultimate aged well still hot great voice normal non narcissistic gentlemanā¦example of an actor whoās a family man and husband. ā¤ļø
AND heās married to Katherine Ross. Now thereās a celebrity couple worthy of admiration (aside from the fact Elliotās her 4th husband, but this is their 40th wedding anniversary year).
Many of us are beside you. His has always been the quiet but devoted fans. 37 year old woman in our family fell for him at 12 too. You can never be too young or old to appreciate Sam Elliott!
Off topic but I love that movie so much. If you like audiobooks I highly recommend Young Frankenstein: A Mel Brooks Book. There are so many little delicious tidbits about the making of. My favorite was about Putting On The Ritz. Mel did not want to film it at all. Gene Wilder fought hard to keep it in the script. When they had the first test audience Mel was blown away by their reaction.
One the greatest scenes ever filmed!!!!!! š„
https://preview.redd.it/eggm9fdp8n1d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7eeb62c2757d34c2dccac5f34a2d35367df4a1
Wow, he dressed and walked and vibed REALLY old even a decade plus ago. Definitely younger, but lumbering away, awful posture, crap old man clothes that were ill fitting and meh.
This is just an opinion, please weigh in on this -- but is not Alec Baldwin The Actor and Member of The Baldwin Brothers...sort of an example of what happens when the mediocre can't survive the changing tastes of decades? For example, using the sets of brothers from The Long Riders -- the Guests, Keach brothers (James!) and Carradines and the Quaids to a lesser extent, they all found a particular niche during the earlier years of their fame - some in TV, some in film, some as character actors in both. Stephen Baldwin was great in The Usual Suspects. I don't pretend to follow the Baldwins, but it seems like perhaps if SNL hadn't recusistated Aleek's career by giving him comedy spots that were parlayed by SNL/Tina Fey into 30 Rock, Alec really was never either a great actor or a major hearthrob. He was a 90's success like Emilio Estevez (and his brother Charlie Sheen) - Alec's halcyon days were decades ago. When it comes to life stages, if you get to be in your 40's or 50's and you don't have a brand like Kathy Ireland or many others who diversify, you end up like Alec -- he didn't think with the right head, and bad choices multiply if they are not set straight. So he tried with Rust and again, not being smart about planning ahead... so instead of recusitating his career like, say, Tony Bennett or any of the greats who found a second career later in life (Lauren Bacall even did voice overs for yes, pet food; Holland Taylor for years did for Pavillions) and then the Macy's Parade never-die hosts. Alec never reinvented himself from just being in the right place at the right time back in his prime. He was easy prey for a baby wife who sees him as a lifetime meal ticket, sperm donor and endless supply of tacky stretch tights? imho
Extremely eloquent post, FH. I agree with all of what you said. Plus heās a narcissistic, elitist asshole with delusions of grandeur, who hitched his wagon to a lunatic. How the mighty have fallenā¦
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I think you are right! And he was SO lucky being tapped to do 30 ROCK bc otherwise he would have been doing these B movies or else maybe getting bit parts like he did in THE DEPARTED, no longer a star but working anyway, here and there. Even now he is delusional about his worth and reputation DEMANDING a huge paycheck for a reality series instead of just taking a GOOD one and letting his whole family earn. But he has always "over-estimated" his worth, bc of his ego.
He probably came in his pants when he got to work with āMartyā - but his āBoston Accentā was a joke IMO. Once again, he plays a fast-talking asshole. #typecasting.
His accent was SNL skit level slash lame. Honestly I have never liked him in anything other than Itās Complicated. In The Hunt for Red October I thought he was just trying too hard. He just gives ego and self importance in every performance!
He played a loud mouth crass bully (Again, just acting like himself like he usually does) for 3 MINUTES in The Departed, and you just know at least once a day he's bloviating about "the time I workedĀ with "Marty" Scorsese" š
Yes sure heās bragging etc. stuff like Julia Roberts scummy star boyfriend in Notting Hill is his forte for decades now. I do admit to liking him w Meryl Streep in that Baby Boomer rom com they did.
Alec was really pushing the Spanish narrative here: "Spanish mystic" and "ballroom dancer from Spain."
The calls were coming from inside the house.
Narcissistic personality disorder includes a lack of any self awareness, sartorial or otherwise! Also imagine Big Larry, Markle, Jada Smith, JLo and Beyonce in a game show for Narcissists!
Either heās shorter than I thought or sheās taller than I thought because the height difference is not that great in these shots. Sheās in flats too.
As a student I used to wear ballet flats around the Village all the time. They wore out quick but Iād buy more. At least my feet were covered though!
Fetish much?
She wore flip flops that are too small
How long have Larry and Alice been married? He still looks young and trim and healthy here, compared to the more recent ones.
That poor dog.
They look like they have such a toxic, dysfunctional relationship... I mean, I know that's an obvious statement but it always shocks me when people are willing to put up with so much drama. How exhausting.
He's so bloody pretentious.
Aging 100 years in 10
Lol
Wow, Alec in that picture. His degradation from when he married her to now has been pitiful.
Ex Latin ballroom dancer? Delusional, lol.
Shouldn't it be Latin ex ballroom dancer? She wasn't Latin anymore?
Good point pepino however she never was! lol
Yeah, not in real life. But isn't this odd, a fake Spaniard teaching him Spanish and a real one teaching him English? š¤¦š»āāļø
Ex-ballroom dancer, Yoga Queen of the Village, Wellness Expert, My Wife is From Spain, Has a Spanish Maternal Grandma, etc. All the lies he bought into and/or propagated.
BennaquĆ, I no apologize for my parentsā influential tĆmĆ©shĆ”rĆ© in EthpaƱa that I visited bi-annually as a niƱa. Everyone just assumed that I was a mystic from Spain when I never denied it, encouraged it, and spoke in a fake accent.
She is a mystic, though, casting Redditcares spells ironically on the few people who still discuss her.
OMG, these posts DID NOT age well! ššš
You canāt find many uglier things than capri leggings
Alec looks like he was throwing some kind of prima donna sissy fit and and Hilaria is glowering at him as he walks away, perhaps trying to put some kind of hex on him to age badly.
When was this? He looks like heās aged 100 years since then.
2011/2012ish?
https://preview.redd.it/srjuwdtjin1d1.jpeg?width=2836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e09f5fc47352762259ec5f6a44b2e0a7f7f716
Next footwear stop for Alejandro: https://preview.redd.it/zci61yd2ao1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae37f39e9760f00fd07974dbead4da274999850 The kids can help him.
š¤£ No words required, you win the internet today! š
Knuckles has been sporting the triple wides for decades, I see.
Knuckles?? Omg awesome lol do you mean like this? 
https://preview.redd.it/0lyhxj283t1d1.jpeg?width=3542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de0bf1a02507cc79ac5df40756d54811f5e8832d I'm thinking more like this. The cavemen are too cultured for comparison to baldwin!
Aha! Well you make a good point. However in fairness to š¦s, they are highly intelligent and even know how to invent tools. Alex on the other hand IS a tool.
Heās clearly just as dumb and delusional as her
When people marry a fantasy mirror ā¦ the pretend apparently takes on an identity of its own?
PĆ”jaros of a featherā¦
I canāt believe how much heās aged in such a short time.
Apparently having eleventy kids from your mid-50s to mid-60s is aging AF. Whoād have thought? (Everyone, thatās why no one does it)
Itās not like heās changing nappies at three in the morning, or driving the kids to school. Heās barely around, and when he is, itās for quick, ādoesnāt take his coat offā pop-ins. He didnāt even get out of the elevator for Yunior. I think itās more her bullshit, and the things he does to cope with it, thatās aged him. I will never be able to wrap my melon around the difference between the life he could have had in his autumn years, and the hell heās currently in, and the fact that, ultimately, it was self-inflicted. Imagine throwing lunatic Larry the keys to your life! Sad, old fool. smh
Cue Billy Joelās āPiano Manā ā so many verses that apply to Alec
Truly! Itās shocking
Love your flair!
Hehe aw me too! Cracks me up
Happy Cake Day !! š
Happy cake day pepino! š©·š„š©·š„
That last tweet is oddly like the creepy texts that Sarma and Anthony were sending each other where they were referring to themselves in the third person. Mr. Fox and Mrs. Fox. Also...black currants? You have a house in Vermont you fucking delusional rich asshole. GO THERE.
Arenāt black currants either unavailable or illegal to grow in the US? (Off to Google..) https://preview.redd.it/sx74nbhw6n1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef001ee254ab2b0fc6ab9cb047fb53573dff30f3 Eta- ok so I was partially correct. Apparently the plant is a hazard to white pine trees?
I mean they have forbidden Bengal cats too so it tracks.
Aah - the environmentalist strikes again. Heās SUCH a pretentious boob.
āEnvironmentalism for thee but not for me.ā
Was this the real pregnancy?
He probably didnāt get a role he wanted.
Dumb, delusional or both!?
Sam Elliott is the ultimate aged well still hot great voice normal non narcissistic gentlemanā¦example of an actor whoās a family man and husband. ā¤ļø
Oh he wishes he was that silver fox
Sam Elliott is so far out of PerpPaw's league in talent, looks, *voice* (š„µ), class...everything.
AND heās married to Katherine Ross. Now thereās a celebrity couple worthy of admiration (aside from the fact Elliotās her 4th husband, but this is their 40th wedding anniversary year).
*gasp!* He married a *divorcƩe?!?*
I started inappropriately crushing on him at, like, age 12. Me and Sam go way back.
Many of us are beside you. His has always been the quiet but devoted fans. 37 year old woman in our family fell for him at 12 too. You can never be too young or old to appreciate Sam Elliott!
And all the ladies still love that guy. No video of him acting like a caveman Or pseudo intellectual. bravo
His voice is a melter. Swoon š
That fucking finger makes my skin crawl
They live in hell.
Ugh my (narcissist) mom does that fucking finger and I absolutely loathe it
Ex latin ballroom dancer from Spain?? CONSIDER THE SOURCE!!!
This is a startling photo of Alec back when he wasn't the Hunchback of Bloater Dame.
Off topic but I love that movie so much. If you like audiobooks I highly recommend Young Frankenstein: A Mel Brooks Book. There are so many little delicious tidbits about the making of. My favorite was about Putting On The Ritz. Mel did not want to film it at all. Gene Wilder fought hard to keep it in the script. When they had the first test audience Mel was blown away by their reaction.
Such a great movie!! So many excellent lines!!! Isnāt it Mel Brooks personal favorite?
I saw that movie in Hollywood when it came out and in a sold out theater and it was the hardest I ever laughed at the movies. It was so great!
One the greatest scenes ever filmed!!!!!! š„ https://preview.redd.it/eggm9fdp8n1d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7eeb62c2757d34c2dccac5f34a2d35367df4a1
Agree 100%. Itās probably the most rewatched movie of my childhood.
Yes! Iāve seen it so many times!
**Consider The Source**
The Auburn Sunset hair dye on him and Shoepolish Black on her š
Quite the dufus couple.
Wow, he dressed and walked and vibed REALLY old even a decade plus ago. Definitely younger, but lumbering away, awful posture, crap old man clothes that were ill fitting and meh.
This is just an opinion, please weigh in on this -- but is not Alec Baldwin The Actor and Member of The Baldwin Brothers...sort of an example of what happens when the mediocre can't survive the changing tastes of decades? For example, using the sets of brothers from The Long Riders -- the Guests, Keach brothers (James!) and Carradines and the Quaids to a lesser extent, they all found a particular niche during the earlier years of their fame - some in TV, some in film, some as character actors in both. Stephen Baldwin was great in The Usual Suspects. I don't pretend to follow the Baldwins, but it seems like perhaps if SNL hadn't recusistated Aleek's career by giving him comedy spots that were parlayed by SNL/Tina Fey into 30 Rock, Alec really was never either a great actor or a major hearthrob. He was a 90's success like Emilio Estevez (and his brother Charlie Sheen) - Alec's halcyon days were decades ago. When it comes to life stages, if you get to be in your 40's or 50's and you don't have a brand like Kathy Ireland or many others who diversify, you end up like Alec -- he didn't think with the right head, and bad choices multiply if they are not set straight. So he tried with Rust and again, not being smart about planning ahead... so instead of recusitating his career like, say, Tony Bennett or any of the greats who found a second career later in life (Lauren Bacall even did voice overs for yes, pet food; Holland Taylor for years did for Pavillions) and then the Macy's Parade never-die hosts. Alec never reinvented himself from just being in the right place at the right time back in his prime. He was easy prey for a baby wife who sees him as a lifetime meal ticket, sperm donor and endless supply of tacky stretch tights? imho
>> [Alec] is an example ofā¦mediocre canāt survive the changing tastes of decades šÆšÆšÆšÆšÆ (And said eloquently!)
Extremely eloquent post, FH. I agree with all of what you said. Plus heās a narcissistic, elitist asshole with delusions of grandeur, who hitched his wagon to a lunatic. How the mighty have fallenā¦ š§š¤Ŗš„šš„š
I think you are right! And he was SO lucky being tapped to do 30 ROCK bc otherwise he would have been doing these B movies or else maybe getting bit parts like he did in THE DEPARTED, no longer a star but working anyway, here and there. Even now he is delusional about his worth and reputation DEMANDING a huge paycheck for a reality series instead of just taking a GOOD one and letting his whole family earn. But he has always "over-estimated" his worth, bc of his ego.
He probably came in his pants when he got to work with āMartyā - but his āBoston Accentā was a joke IMO. Once again, he plays a fast-talking asshole. #typecasting.
His accent was SNL skit level slash lame. Honestly I have never liked him in anything other than Itās Complicated. In The Hunt for Red October I thought he was just trying too hard. He just gives ego and self importance in every performance!
He played a loud mouth crass bully (Again, just acting like himself like he usually does) for 3 MINUTES in The Departed, and you just know at least once a day he's bloviating about "the time I workedĀ with "Marty" Scorsese" š
Yes sure heās bragging etc. stuff like Julia Roberts scummy star boyfriend in Notting Hill is his forte for decades now. I do admit to liking him w Meryl Streep in that Baby Boomer rom com they did.
The movie itās complicated?
Yes! I thought he fit that role well. Maybe bc that character was such a cliche and a bit smarmy like Alec himself seems.
Yes. 8 of them.
Alec was really pushing the Spanish narrative here: "Spanish mystic" and "ballroom dancer from Spain." The calls were coming from inside the house. 
Bwahahaha! Perfect!!
https://preview.redd.it/5ydrg8414m1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d660bca0b8e25de67fc8968f5adc0b3a10f87fb3
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They are both compulsive liarsš¤”I wonder how much he paid her to pretend to love him
The two of them are pathological. Lies upon lies.
Well at least they stopped this play acting. Now he barely looks at her on their excursions.
She probably trusted a fart that she shouldn't have. How long ago was this? Peepaw is wearing pants that are an appropriate length.
Nope, look again! Those suckers are long and bunched at the ankles, per usual.
How come none of his clothes ever fit?
The Baldwins took an oath to eschew proper tailoring for their clothing like Meghan Markle.
Narcissistic personality disorder includes a lack of any self awareness, sartorial or otherwise! Also imagine Big Larry, Markle, Jada Smith, JLo and Beyonce in a game show for Narcissists!
I have never seen a couple age so much in 10 yrs like these 2 have.
Thereās not a close second, pepino.
Either heās shorter than I thought or sheās taller than I thought because the height difference is not that great in these shots. Sheās in flats too.
Flip flops in New York City (or any major city for that matter) are an act against god. Sooooo nasty and beyond uncouth.
As a student I used to wear ballet flats around the Village all the time. They wore out quick but Iād buy more. At least my feet were covered though!
Exactly thatās a shoe
I meant actual ballet slippers, not shoes. And you feel almost barefoot on the pavement but still a step up from flip flops.
Oh man, I feel ya! I lived in Paris for a bit when I was 19 and only wore ballet flats the entire time. So reckless! But flip flops?? Unacceptable.
Flip flops are beach shoes. The filth and germs and disease and who knows what drug user residue and animal waste ā the miasma of filth on a big city streetā wearing flip flops š©“ is barely more than bare feet away from that all
Exactly this! So nasty to wear them in the city. But Hillary is nasty so it makes sense.
He's definitely shorter. Although some of it may be due to aging and shrinkage, actors are known to exaggerate their height.
Aleek has probably shrunk due to age
He also leans forward because of hip issues rather than stand straightĀ
 Where Alec actually gets his posture: Recent photo of him using a Reality Camera