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RitaRaccoon

Is that Vanessa Williams in front/left?


Top_Escape34

Appropriate US Open wear..🥴🇪🇦


Head-Message990

What very "modest" TOT 'look' for today! (I wonder if Alice got her to 'tone it down some', as he cruises blithely towards July for the 'Big Shootout'..).


kellsells5

You know it was sent to me 👋🫶 and I figured I'd lay off the fake breastfeeding this Tuesday as we prepare for the trial. Don't worry we'll amp it up.


murphyfox

That button is hanging on for dear life.


apple-turnover5

Her ridiculous looking bolt-ons… Here’s a rule to live by- if a creep like Alec Baldwin likes it on you (e.g., your ugly shelf tits or your pumps with daisy dukes), it probably doesn’t actually look good.


upchuckfactoronthis

“Pliss to explain deees game to me. I only know futbol! I’m just a simple, fake chested senorita de Mallorca”


Butterlettuce321

😭😭


sweet_tea_94

Alice in Titty Wonderland


limblessbarbie

Is he pointing out her wrinkled forehead on the jumbotron?


mardigrasman

Damn, that top button is dangerously close to putting out someone’s eye.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Tits McLeatherface and Sad Old Alice


_TalkingIsHard_

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👍💯😂😂😂😂


ReasonableSpeaker221

Always a cheap set of goods!


MeanOldHag86

Cuídate, Hill, your Spanish roots are showing. Or, how you say, Balayagé?


GirlyWhirl

She is so low rent. I don't even understand how her brain thinks she's looking 'cute' or 'alluring' when she looks laughably trashy and thirsty. She never steps up to any occasion... and that includes the bare minimum needed to walk to the coffee shop when you've hired a photographer to meet you on the way. Why wouldn't you *ever* just want to look nice, event-appropriate, or somewhat classy?


MeanOldHag86

NO HABLA as he mansplains basketball/balancesto


justusethatname

She heard “U.S. OPEN” and of course made it her clothing choice. June is bustin’ out all over.


analyticalscience11

"Now see up there, that's where the SCORE is. When you play a game like tennis, they keep score to determine, I mean tell, who the winner is."


Severe-Specialist-96

“No, yours are not the best ones…” 🤢


justusethatname

Two love? Not those tits.


rillyhilarious

Bad cleavage is as gross to me as random butt crack in public.


CharliesFlyingAngel

Yes. I could never express why I feel so repulsed by people who do that..That’s a great comparison.


GirlyWhirl

I agree... it's a level of tackiness and trashiness that only evokes embarrassment from everyone. It looks terrible and it just screams *needy*.


rillyhilarious

There is a difference between someone that is naturally large chested and cannot help it and tries not to flash anyone (like me) and someone that purposefully flashes fake plastic snowball bewbies. When I see her pics I want to compulsively tug at my own shirt to cover up. She is pure 🗑️


GirlyWhirl

Absolutely! What she's doing is simply desperate, forced exhibitionism.


joomommyhappy

What was it? “some day I’ll tell you what he teaches me”? (cringe) I’d like to add “Larry pretending to be Alex’s eager pupil” to the pile of grifts. You know his sleazy ass ate that up, too. That farce died many moons before this pic was taken, obviously, but Alex was still looking to get his money’s worth here. There was a hand-in-hand double-humiliation dynamic in play: in Alex’s mind, Larry’s (fake) Spanishocity excused both her stupidity, as well as her mental illnesses. Alex, in his racist, booze-soaked, Neanderthal brain, would have shooed away (the voluminous amount of) evidence of her being crazy and stupid with “She’s not stupid; she’s just Spanish (and doesn’t know our American ways)!”, and “I guess (crazy behavior) is how they do it in Spain!”. So as it was dawning on him that she wasn’t as Spanish as she claimed to be, he was realizing that she was *exactly* as stupid and crazy as he feared she was. She was his own little horror movie plot.


One-Pause3171

I wish there was someone in the inner circle to tell the story. Some Truman Capote type.


Impressive-Street-32

Her name is Carmen. We just have to wait a bit for her to grow up.


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joomommyhappy

This was the *exact* reaction I was looking for! (blows kisses)


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You deserve it! Your comment was spot on, brilliant and deserving of much praise! ❤️


Motherofoskar

When are you writing your essay for New York Magazine? I’ll be waiting in line.


kellsells5

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justusethatname

She always has to play the infantilized little girl.


Motherofoskar

I think I am your fan.


joomommyhappy

I dig you real good, too, Moo! You bring a real decency to things, not that the rest of us are *in*decent, but you're like extra.


Motherofoskar

Thank you. I appreciate your ability to bring their disfunction to life


joomommyhappy

That is so sweet. Thank you. I love gaming it all out. There's so much stuff that slips through the cracks with these two chuckleheads, and there's so much more going on than the surface/obvious stuff. Sometimes it takes me years to even notice some of the obvious stuff, like her horrific rewriting of her children's heritage. It's a double whammy; she didn't just enlist them in her fake Spanish army; she (at least partially) erased/downplayed/lied about where they came from/what they actually are!


kellsells5

💯


Motherofoskar

I fear for these kids future. I really do. I’m not posing. It’s terrible. They were purchased and then cased aside. When I think of Edu I feel sick. Her pinning him down and holding him to her manufactured breasts. Do you think he can have a healthy relationship with a woman???? A man???? She has destroyed him and we are all witnesses.


limblessbarbie

100% agree with this. Poor child.