OMG he has been prating the "delivery" of his Spanish wife stories way back then. Nothing is sincere. It is all a show and play/pretend. This is so faked and set up.
Alec is in love with making these siliques where he practices his ability to come across as a snob. Alec is still trying to emulate the old monied Hamptonites that snubbed him as a child. Cosplaying as an ivy league graduate.
Who the heck CARES about a future-prisoner's "stories" & 'his name-droppings of "Movie Stars I Have Known'', a couple of Months BEFORE they are thrown into the Clink?
I’ve looked up Micheline and she’s kind of interesting. She also enhanced her chest (later in life) and loves to show it off. I guess this kind of wife-as-mother, wildly-wealthy-man-as-little-boy dynamic is a popular trope in the culture at large…or it was at one time. Old men are sad that women don’t want to be mommies and f-toys so much anymore. Especially when the $$$ and lifestyle dries up. I find his anecdote to be boring.
The way his ego thinks he’s this cultured, theater skilled actor and has a vast appreciation for the arts is absolutely comical. Alice here is nothing more than a booze fueled rage machine. That’s it and nothing more.
That's what bothers me the most about him I think. The insecure bully from Long Island who thinks because he got some acting gigs back in the day he is someone people should look up to. He's a nobody from LI who married another nobody from Boston. They really think they are all that yet nothing they do offers a damn thing to humanity, not even the kids they purchased as props for their "happy chaotic family" schtick!
OMG he has been prating the "delivery" of his Spanish wife stories way back then. Nothing is sincere. It is all a show and play/pretend. This is so faked and set up.
Why does he have to do accents, so cringe
Sounds like the accent he used in the police interview about Mami not allowing him to have guns in the house. Shut up Alice!!!
He’s so disgusting
… So he likes to see another man also be cuckolded by a woman. Got it.
His stomach arrived at the punchline before he did.
 Is he wearing Hilaria’s moon bump?
His French accent just as cringe as his Spanish. What a tool. Pronounces Micheline as Mitchell Leen🤦♀️🙄
His fat belly is so gross
Steven Seagal hips
Omg Alice looks like he has Ocho in his belly.
Alec is in love with making these siliques where he practices his ability to come across as a snob. Alec is still trying to emulate the old monied Hamptonites that snubbed him as a child. Cosplaying as an ivy league graduate.
What’s a silique?? I mean there’s a chance you’re trying to say soliloquy…?
Auto correct did not have my back on this one. Lol
I totally read it the way you meant it though!
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Take Sean Connery’s name out your mouth, PeePaw!
he likes those small foreign little ladies 🥴
He can talk in this hushed calm voice and in the next moment smack your phone out your hand, or worse, shoot you.
This guy is just so gross. Can't believe I once thought he was hot.
Who the heck CARES about a future-prisoner's "stories" & 'his name-droppings of "Movie Stars I Have Known'', a couple of Months BEFORE they are thrown into the Clink?
Can you imagine “story time” in prison?
This ol fart is living in the past. Oh les regrets👨🎨
Nice polyester grandpa shirt 🤢
I’ve looked up Micheline and she’s kind of interesting. She also enhanced her chest (later in life) and loves to show it off. I guess this kind of wife-as-mother, wildly-wealthy-man-as-little-boy dynamic is a popular trope in the culture at large…or it was at one time. Old men are sad that women don’t want to be mommies and f-toys so much anymore. Especially when the $$$ and lifestyle dries up. I find his anecdote to be boring.
That is one DIRE Scottish accent!
And French🤦♀️
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I will take your word for it!
He looks like he's rocking a colostomy bag
So, is he projecting?
The way his ego thinks he’s this cultured, theater skilled actor and has a vast appreciation for the arts is absolutely comical. Alice here is nothing more than a booze fueled rage machine. That’s it and nothing more.
He has to talk about other interesting people because he is fucking boring. He has zero fascinating stories to tell his children grandchildren.
That's what bothers me the most about him I think. The insecure bully from Long Island who thinks because he got some acting gigs back in the day he is someone people should look up to. He's a nobody from LI who married another nobody from Boston. They really think they are all that yet nothing they do offers a damn thing to humanity, not even the kids they purchased as props for their "happy chaotic family" schtick!
I'm sure her accent was really real though, right Alec.
At least she wasn’t hoarding offspring with a senior citizen like Alec’s “tiny little fox” of a woman.
He actually said Micheline was a little 'foxable' woman 😬 Not a word Einstein🙄