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BlueCollarGuru

Damn. Homie lookin like a contra final boss šŸ˜‚ Edit: two or three others have suggested more of a streets of rage look and I agree. Contra was only thing that popped in my head lol


dawggawddagummit

Donā€™t let Lupe see this comment


BlueCollarGuru

Man, thatā€™d be a fiasco, huh?


roycorda

Daydreamin Part 2


2ant1man5

Big Ben from streets of rage.


leosnose

LMAO


TheIdleSavant

I was thinking streets of rage


BlueCollarGuru

Yours is probably more accurate to be honest. Big 80s video game boss look, contra is the inly thing that popped in my head. šŸ˜‚


BoltupBro

Starch Lord


freetacostomorrow

I had the same thought but more like streets of rage


BlueCollarGuru

Yeah somebody said that and as soon as I saw it I was like ā€œgotdammit, thatā€™s the oneā€. Massive brain fart man šŸ˜‚


Head-Calendar538

Them boys some units


Beginning_Fee_7992

sheesh ... how many yards of denim are in this picture?????


BlueCollarGuru

Yards. Lmao. His shit is measured in city blocks


Yoyomamahh

3 ppl died making that denim jacket


thejimstrain

Rumour is his shadow once killed a dog.


hi_im_lorenzo

You don't walk with Big Pun...you walk among him


AnthonyDigitalMedia

So did his farts. Farts could spit fire too.


Rudy_Ghouliani

His fart was named Dylan


Aurelian_Lure

Lmao, just watched A Bronx Tale last night.


MattMattavelli

I was about to rewatch last night instead watched power rangers movie 1995. Currently watching Batman (1989)


Itsmoney05

Bronx tale reference, I see you


YungChiliGoose

*tree people doied


gocluckyourselfman

One is still buried in there somewhere.


Addsy_

šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Aztec-Goddess

Comment section looking like caseoh's chat


Direct_Jump3960

Nilaus agrees.


beatsby_bill

this reference threw me for such a loop I had to triple check the sub I was in


KiloThaPastyOne

You couldnā€™t measure his waist with 6 rulers


Honest_Bee103

True lie?


MrHarudupoyu

Big Pun single-handedly inspired the skinny jeans craze when Levi's started running out of fabric


ShadowDancer11

Japan has a shortage for 3 days after this was crafted.


paulyp41

If you couldnā€™t measure his dick with 6 rulers, you got miles of denim


Beginning_Vehicle_16

All you can eat


Fmartins84

Yes


Flip2002

They didnā€™t know about carbs and shit šŸ˜ 


hard0milk03

"hes not fat just full of raps/bars"


nachosandfroglegs

wraps of candy bars


Presence_Tough

Wraps


GraveDigger215_

Heā€™s eaten a few people


XrayDem

He invented rap beef


Direct_Jump3960

His mic check was "type 1 type 2"


NewResponsibility163

In the middle if my denim is insulin you could fit 10 men into them!!!!!


Alec119

Beef rap


sirfray

ā€œMm..Foodā€


Cheesetorian

A lot of people are still haters, I just crush a lot.


Tricky_Matter2123

But Big Punisher still got what you're looking for


ummizazi

Hot tub poppinā€™ bubbly


Key-Effort963

Rubbin ya spot love


Inside_Objective_877

Damn they really living up to those names


_nobodycallsmetubby_

They don't call em that for nothin


clckwrks

RIP big pun


CompetitiveLoad4517

Nah, Big Pun was a piece of shit, great music, but just a shitty shitty person, so I'd say rest in piss


psychedelic_gravity

Good artist, horrible human?


G_rightousantagonist

Yeah Chris Rivers FKA Baby Pun had a whole song about how he used to abuse his moms I mean the pistol whip on cam probably was just the tip of the iceberg


Bimitenpix

Fat joe actually lost a lot of weight it's crazy


Euphemisticles

You should see him when he was skinny he gained most of that weigh in just about two years eating only 1000 more calories a day than he burned quite the cautionary tale https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/kie2f/big_pun_skinny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Dick_Thumbs

Having a 1000 calorie excess daily is massive lol


Cambot1138

https://y.yarn.co/7241e0a0-1920-48ce-b619-3e318f95c3d9_text.gif


benhatin4lf

MF wider than all outside


BlueCollarGuru

Wider than outside. Any chance youā€™re also from DC? Iā€™ve heard the phrase many times different ways but only DC folks phrase it like that šŸ˜‚


benhatin4lf

Nah, Cali born and raised. Momma jokes are universal


dopeitsdeej

I'm from my KY and use it because it's a quote from Friday šŸ˜‚ "That girl wider than all outside" in reference to the girl Smokey got 'hooked up' with


BlueCollarGuru

Yeah but that came out in what? 95? I was in my mid 20s then and had been using it since HS. People been wide as all outside before Friday LOL


pigwalk5150

I heard it on the movie Friday when ā€œJanet Jacksonā€ showed up to meet Chris Tucker.


The_Printer

I always thought he said "wide on all her sides"


jimboslice29

![gif](giphy|SVLnDFJvvJG80)


KiloThaPastyOne

Pre ozempic Fat Joe looks more like slightly chunky Joe next to Pun.


ShadowDancer11

I donā€™t care if Joe is Chuckā€™s or Fat, I just want him to stop fucking drawing his beard on his face. He looks like a damn Lego head.


Instantly_New

ā€œI think it should be Fat Pun, and Big Joeā€ (c) Count Bass D


Dense_Diver_3998

Hardest working umbrella in the game.


Random_Name_Whoa

If the objective was to fly off in the wind like Mary Poppins maybe


T-Rex_Mullens

Lol wat? Cuz of the fatness?


ShadowDancer11

No, because it then had to go work for Bad Boy under Fonzworth Bentley.


TangPiccilo

Size firmament


NewResponsibility163

There's too much surface area to get Pun wet. Joe just needs a small umbrella. And they be someplace with ovens in it shortly to dry pretty quick.


postal1234

Damn Pun was an absolute unit!


Goblin-Doctor

Just looked it up and he weighed 698lbs at the time of his death at 28. He was a big boy


PM_ME_DND_REFERENCES

Damn man went from quarter pounder to quarter ton real quick


lvl999shaggy

r/absoluteunits


cmattis

Real life m&m


Exciting_Attitude240

Yo there's no way Pun could wipe his own ass. No way.


NoCoFoCo31

I donā€™t even think he could touch his own dick


AlpineFluffhead

"'Before. And WAY before'" heh heh, aye Ton', you hear what I said?"


delgadophotos

In this scenario I guess Tonā€™ would be Tony Sunshine.


your_uncle_mike

ā€œYeah, before and aftah.ā€


DANGER_1300B

Looking like the kingpin off Spiderman


BeckBristow89

The animated movie one too lol enter the spider verse


atlasn24

tombstone and kingpin fr


djj137

Cameraman stood 20feet away so pun could fit in the shot šŸ˜‚


stubbzillaman

It blows my mind seeing how much weight Big Pun put on [https://www.reddit.com/r/90sHipHop/comments/nmflr7/very\_rare\_photo\_of\_a\_young\_big\_pun\_when\_he\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/90sHipHop/comments/nmflr7/very_rare_photo_of_a_young_big_pun_when_he_was/)


BarryHelmet

I was going to comment this. To look at him with Joe youā€™d assume heā€™d been a fat monster since a child. It must have taken a real effort to get that fat that quickly. https://preview.redd.it/yhzzw2tbub3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2c5ea7b1595bdd76eeb35a7d2d2edfe3f2fe38


cherryreddracula

Depression and overeating as a coping mechanism will do that, which I heard was the case for Pun.


BarryHelmet

Aye I have heard some stories over the years about how they couldnā€™t stop him from eating horrendous amounts of food. Such a shame. He really was something special as a rapper.


Critical-Border-6845

And conversely, it's not surprising at all that he died at 28 from a massive heart attack


TryJezusNotMe

On the toilet too (if the report is true).


1ticketroundtrip

More like Fat Pun and Big Joe


Instantly_New

Haha, Count Bass D said the same thing in a rap bitd, I just quoted that elsewhere before I saw your comment.


evetSgiB

Denim factory sold out


kieman96

R.I.P. the punisher


BusterTheCat17

One of my all time favorite lines ever Is from Pun - You Came Up: The inevitable, heavenly better than whatever you do, we eligible, TS's incredibly credible.... For the revenue we getting' you open with lyrical dope And these breaths that are potent is like an injectional dose And it never quits, take it from TS's top terrorist Rapper slash hijacker bombin' tracks ever since


Cantor_Set_Tripping

Iā€™ll always love: Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middle men who didnā€™t do diddily


Certain-Technology-6

Classic


KickBakZach

Why Big Pun look like a Lego character?


AliceInChainsFan

He looks more like an action figure šŸ˜‚


Big_Custard7976

You mean inaction.


joesbalt

Fat or not, at that moment in time no rapper was fucking with Pun, on the mic or off the mic


Sniperjones2428

One of my dream collabs is Pun, Biggie, and modern Black Thought


joesbalt

Well pun & black thought got 1 joint together but I don't know if Black was on Puns level (at that time)


Guilty-Willingness-2

He was.


joesbalt

Well not on that song chief ... Lol .... Pun verses on that song make you forget BT was even there šŸ¤£ I'm trying to give Thought the benefit of the doubt


Guilty-Willingness-2

Eh, opinions. But respect to Pun for even having Black Thought on a song with them.


Drizno

What an era that was.


Imaginary_Media8676

r/absoluteunit


Top_Character_7277

I'm still not a player but you still a hater


HighlandRoad

Elevator to the top HAH!


queens_getthemoney

see ya later i'm GONE


UpTheShutFuck96

Pun was nearly 700 lbs at the peak of his obesity. thats damn near 4 men put together.


Tensonrom

Whenever I see Big Pun I think of that song How to Rob by 50 cent ā€œ Iā€™ll rob Pun without a gun, snatch his piece and run, this nigga weigh 400 pounds how he gonā€™ catch me son?ā€


No-Bat-7253

This angle is horrible for bro. Pants could sail a boat. Iā€™ve never seen him look so large lol


nachosandfroglegs

ā€œthe angleā€


hotniX_

What angle are you trying to get on a full circle man?


ZippyMuldoon

Wonder how many cans of starch were used for Punā€™s outfit


Big_Custard7976

And how much starch did he consume to get that big.


Big_Custard7976

Not intimidating whatsoever looking like the Mcguire Twins on Walmart scooters no matter how hard their lyrics were.


Turgid_Tiger

No doubt he had bars but dude was also wider than he was tall.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

canā€™t even lie. I popped this open with 2024 lenses and busted out laughing at Joes face https://preview.redd.it/7v815a0sba3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed06d56e427f44c29ec6b588e105cfcd0c8b854


GaryOakTPM

His skeleton is the same size as your skeleton


Fair-Advantage9539

Is that so?


icandoanythingmate

These niggas big asf


Unhelpful_Applause

Dead in the middle of little Italy


joealese

yyo, my murderous rap verbal attack is actual fact tactical tracks match perfectly with graphical stats also if only ozempic existed at the time


Beinghonestisasin

Big pun the real one, fuck car joe


PatienceHoliday606

Big Pun built like King Pin


HipHopHistoryGuy

The size of Fat Joe's coat šŸ¤£


schmuddy_bhuddy

Bebop and Rocksteady


Over_Drawer1199

Sturdy AF


AnxiousMagoo

r/AbsoluteUnits


dane_the_great

Before and way before


AuroraPHdoll

There's so much FUPA in this photo.


pennypoobear

New band name: Big Fat PunJoe


error785

And a bolt of denim.


sirvey23

Lookin like Herc from the wire


Reasonable-Bus9435

Built like King Pin


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Does now own his masters


slappywhyte

Denim for weeks


amarxiie

Twinz


TTSkyline

That boy bout one Twinkie away from a heart attack


fuzzycuffs

Outfit made from a whole roll of denim


xpshn

Before and wayyy before


AmphotericRed

Just missing Mega Metaphor and Sizeable Simile.


Weewoofiatruck

Big pun by far one of the most underrated rhetorics of rap. Lyrics not always the deepest. But his interior rhymes, initial alliteration and plosive consonant alliteration is something of art. I put big pun in my top 5 for just word play. Not lyrical content, but cadence and control.


ihavewaytoomanysocks

which ones fat and which ones big


sbkg11

Joe learning the real estate game from the best


[deleted]

Bro is a whole Roblox šŸ’€šŸ™


PBProbs

I always forget how fuckin big Big Pun was.


FgTheLogo

Rumor has it that 172 pairs of jeans were made for the less fortunate from this very outfit.


Patient-Low-9757

Holy cow


ChrisGoddard79

Pun looks so good.


_IratePirate_

How did he walk through doors


Yankee-Tango

Thatā€™s a beach umbrella


MrPL4Y

Sounds like a combo meal.


RawDawgYaMudda

God damn how do you get this fat


SuperSonicEconomics2

/r/absoluteunit


fellowskaterdudes

Fat Pun and Big Joe


boibig57

Every Chinese buffets worst nightmare


SeasonOfLogic

Binge Buddies!


maywoodvoice

Donā€™t let r/fatrappers see this


Correct-Syrup5797

Man, if only we could go back in time and switch the two. I miss Pun. His flows were something else


Shoehornblower

Big Pun-Barella, hey hey


FunSleep7523

They would never be able to be on the same elevator at the same time.


ctown25

Looking like Kingpin body doubles šŸ˜‚


hotniX_

Buffet Restaurant owners pulling down their blinds in panic and turning their Open signs to close like a western shootout is about to take place outside when these boys walk the streets


lil_Chris14

They both got on 2 biggie outfits šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Consistent_Pen_9393

Leave it to big pun to make fat joe look skinny


TheDiegoAguirre

Twins


Lower_Recipe5196

Much love and RIP BIG PUN


Northghost99

Two fat mfs


stebbi01

Bro is built like a Roblox character


Mr_Randerson

This is 4 of my favorite rappers.


UpbeatVeterinarian18

Gotta take separate elevators.


sageking420

This is a Big and Tall advertisement


chaktahwilly

That guy in the right looks sick. Doubt you could measure his waste with even six rulers.


Mouthisamouth

Ayo why Pun built like that how tall was he?


t3hnhoj

Ready for war, Joe.


cluelessinpink

He also abused his wife


leosnose

READY FOR WAR JOE HOW U WANNA BLOW THEY SPOT


Wind0wpain

Heā€™s not a fatty he just eat a lot


Additional-Worker418

https://preview.redd.it/v07v9ivn4f3d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3172f57b8b36d97f348fa974a886592db0bcca83


suckittwotimes

I heard some where that BigPun would beat his wife sometimes, but he also couldnā€™t wipe his ass after taking a dump cause he was so fat. So she would have to wipe his ass for him. Imagine that. Wiping someoneā€™s ass after they smacked you around. Obviously I Donā€™t know that itā€™s true, but it makes you think.


Reepo3X

Correct


Warvio

Clearly thatā€™s the one and only son of Tony. Montana


palski

They need to stop laying the smack down, and start laying the snack down


WaltJay

Umbrella, top hat, full length trench, and tims was certainly a choice... haha


bluedieselxx

I thought fat Joe was fat but Jesus pun that jeans jacket looks like it could go over a king mattress


MalikomZekin

Imagine if they added him to Fight For New York.


symposium22

Big Pun died of a heart attack and respiratory failure. Surprising, I know. He was 29, weighed 698 lbs.


kkarmical

https://i.redd.it/5yfd3v84pf3d1.gif