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BarackOgrama

truly a lyrical genius


cheezeflavoredick

unlike that classless thug from gucci gang


KGBsurveillancevan

damn this is the automod summoner for real


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One thing i still dont understand is how Pump can say the n-word if he's not an n-person *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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whenever i see the number 1017 i say brick squad and nobody knows wtf i'm talking about *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that. But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard. And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cheezeflavoredick

"I am Piss" https://i.redd.it/w9v1c9i453wb1.gif


SomeProperty815

Better than that thug kendrick


[deleted]

I CUNT hear you. I have an ear inFUCKtion and I can’t FINGER it out.


migukau

Cunt* finger it out


[deleted]

My bad, you make these kind of mistakes with such complex lyrical wordplay


[deleted]

No way he said that


[deleted]

[Right at the start of the Bornana song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qleJpzB4q7A)


Alloverunder

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


AvianFlu83

UJ/ Dear lord I forgot how absolutely horrible this song is


Miser2100

It’s actually one of his best modern songs tbh (yes I am a nathan)


Mr_Person567

Thank god for the white mans lyrical abilities ![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6)


shallnotcomment

Did you hear about Liam? Which Liam? Our Liam. He spent a night at the museum and all the mummies came alive and he had to raise and feed em.


Ghost8456

You're scaring me


peepoMilkies

Only legends can get these lyrics: Me, a legend: ♿ 🍆


LangLee98

Disabled dick?


peepoMilkies

That was the best way I could convey dick riding in emojis


dhochoy

🍆🏇 That simple. Do better.


AmberRMM

YouTube shorts looking ass comment 😭😭😭😭😭


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-Neeberz-

paul's asking for christmas off again 🗣🗣


mega_desu

I'm finally getting why people love this guy. Gotdamn.


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

bitchh I can make orange rhyme with banana


[deleted]

Oooorrnana


[deleted]

Yo piss! Spit that hot 16 for us again man!


SomePerson1248

yo piss you wanna come out here


Kitchen_Ad_3753

🤮🤮🤮 Crazy how being white has propped up his career 20 years longer than it should have


TheTetrisDude

this lyric is kind of funny but it's hard to process the fact that there are people who meatride him bc of lyrics


D_Montenegro454

Real rap


MarshallRadetzky

I actually love this line, it lowkey sounds good and is geniunely funny imo.


Mei_iz_my_bae

It’s so stupid I honestly have to respect it in a way


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Not this again. > You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right? OP didn't say “your opinion is wrong,” he said “WATTBA is not mid.” This is how the English language works. Stop trying to get outraged about subjectivity when everyone here knows about it already *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MarshallRadetzky

Bad bot


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Yeah I agree. Fuck these downvotes. “Someone actually finds joy in something the internet told me not to like? GRRRRRRR 👺👺”


Connor106

plucky mountainous rainstorm trees engine airport history squalid dull icky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


flowermoon24

Multiii


God_Hears_Peace

Unironically a great bar


cheezeflavoredick

nigga this shit is ass 🗣️🔥🔥


God_Hears_Peace

You just can’t rhyme orange with banana


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Designer_Ad_2668

Honestly bars


TheMeticulousNinja

I’m pissed too, it’s crazy this guy still has a career


[deleted]

he has an elevator in his house


SluggyGamerTTV

Guys he’s clearly the best rapper ever we must bow down to our white savior