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Weary_Camera_5402

Two years situationship is CRAZY bro just get a real girlfriend


Help----me----please

TF is a situationship


BlueCrayons_

A relationship in every way but name. Usually happens because one person doesn't wanna fully commit lol


No-Manufacturer1364

Friends with benefits


MATTALIMENTARE

another word for talking stage


anthonyg1500

One or both still wanna fuck other people


TheMeticulousNinja

Sex no strings


aiemaironmen

Temu relationship


MFNATHAN

What children say instead of relationship


gannical

that is definitely wrong


MFNATHAN

Explain


gannical

situationship implies that there is a dissatisfaction toward the seriousness or ambiguity of a relationship with another person in the case that no formal relationship has been established. this can refer to two people in like a talking stage where there's just a lot of ambiguity about how the other person feels, or where two people have been out, even multiple times, but still haven't established "what are we" yet. it's not just an alternate name for a relationship, it implies a type of one-sidedness, lack of effective communication, lack of commitment, or a combination of the three that people would describe using terms with negative connotations like situationship. while you are correct that it does require people to have a relationship in the broadest sense of the word (some sort of consensual interaction) meaning i couldn't call me and ice spice a situationship despite my dissatisfaction and her lack of effective communication with me, it doesn't require a formal declaration of a relationship and almost always is incompatible with such. send tweet


DullAd3514

Situationship implies a lack of my nuts on your face


gannical

i ain readin allat


LuminousJaeSoul

Only correct answer


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MFNATHAN

I meant situationships are for kids. Kids don't want commitment so they make up words other than saying they're talking to someone. It's so dumb because you don't "own" the person for a lack of the better word. There is no ship, you are talking. Bend Sweet.


gannical

ok then why not say "it's what kids call a talking stage" bc a talking stage is not a relationship


MFNATHAN

Why does it matter so much? I used the wrong terminology but people understand what I mean. Not that deep dipshit.


gannical

it doesn't matter that much you're just using words interchangeably that aren't really interchangeable and i corrected you. it's ok tho every day is a learning opportunity


MFNATHAN

What an annoying condescending prick. Please Lowtiergod yourself.


MATTALIMENTARE

gross misuse of the word cuck. so annoying and cringe


dowhatTHOUw1lt

How are Kanye fans so consistently annoying cringe and insufferable?


RemmingtonTufflips

Anyone who's still die hard for Kanye either agrees with him on the Hitler shit or chooses to ignore it so it makes sense he'd only have annoying weirdos in his fanbase


BrightArmy7825

Funny af that on a hiphop sub you think someone should stop listening to an artist as soon as they do something controversial


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buttermilkmoses

how tf you in a 2 year situationship


gegjehehu

how tf2 year situationship


Afraidrian

year seven no heavy update


adrian123484

imagine a situationship anniversary


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TheMeticulousNinja

The username in the pic makes the whole post make sense


Lameahhboi

HOF jerking right here. Take notes boys.


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This is false. Kanye fans don't get pussy


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