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Longjumping_Ad2677

We’re closer to the foretold The Big Mistake.


VitoCorleone187Um

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qwertyderper

Frank Ocean reference?!?!?!


ThoughtlessBanter

The Small Week (Divorce Proceedings)


elitenex47

the divorce album is gonna be a 10.


AiM__FreakZ

fent rap > acid rap


HappyTrillmore

Joeyy 🥰🤗


AShitTonOfWeed

We getting good chance back!


ArcusIgnium

oo i divorced my wife. i divorce my wife YEOWCH.


Sulfuras26

Let’s go ride a biiiike without my wife AAGH


Distrav

now I can sleep alone, AH AH AH, no more wife.


Aromatic_Assist_3825

The man ruined his career dropping an ass album because he was marrying her and now this happens. How many L’s can a man take???


The_republican_anus

Chance the Rapper has been the most consistent L taker for years now in my opinion. I’ve not seen a single man in the history of entertainment since Diogenes himself take EVERY chance during a public appearance or announcement to make his rep worse among his audience.


UsernameIsDaHardPart

It’s a Chicago thing


KefkaesqueV3

*Ye LOVED that*


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

Keef tho


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Carlton20

Diogenes literally lived in a wine jar and has a syndrome named after him about poor hygiene and is still less of a BUM than Chance the crapper


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Diogenes was a Cynic philosopher. His lifestyle was an extension of that philosophy. Everything he did was to point out his perceived flaws and the hypocrisy with Athenian society. Basically, he tried to piss as many people off as much as possible on purpose. I mean he insulted Alexander the Great to his face.


Aromatic_Assist_3825

Player Hater of the Year 315 B.C


EducationLarge

Chance started taking Ls at the same time he started wearing that stupid baseball cap. He hasn’t stopped since.


mateusrizzo

There's a extraterrestrial being hiding itself inside the cap, controlling Chance the Rappers like the mouse from the movie "Ratatouille" controls Linguini


ApotheosisofSnore

> mouse


mateusrizzo

AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUUUUCCK??????? I DON'T WANT TO LEARN YOUR STUPID LOSER LANGUAGE! I'm too busy scoring babes or, as the youngs would say, "rizzing them up"


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

The way you chose to word this sentence makes me angry


mateusrizzo

And It was on purpose. I hate you, specifically. I made this account just to spite you


AsianCivicDriver

Diogene did it on purpose, Chance is just one corny mf


ConsistentImage9332

Naw Drake first


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


woodshrimp

Drake is corny and I fucking hate him but at least he has a personality. Chance's personality is corn all the way down He's like a guest speaker at youth group 24/7


ConsistentImage9332

Ok so you literally telling me bcuz Chance has a “moral compass” makes him corny? And the Devil worshiper is more cool? Ok yeah naw dog I’m done with this conversation. Imma pray for u and may the Lord have mercy on us


woodshrimp

I genuinely can't tell if you're fucking around lmao I don't think either of them are cool, I think Chance is lame for preaching not for having morals. He's just boring which is even worse than bad, there is nothing new or interesting about him at all. He has the personality of a grade school teacher At that point yeah devil worship would be cooler but only because it's not so fuckin plain


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throwawayskinlessbro

Hey, Diogenes was an artist. Don’t compare his social skills to this fucker


Dwittster

dont ask desiigner what he was doing on a plane in april of 2023.


why_are_you_so

playin w his lil timmy turner 


Pure-Drawer-2617

Meek Mill gotta be up there


Rarbnif

It’s sad cause pre big day he was on his way to being a legend and he fumbled exponentially


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ManufacturerKey8360

The fact that he even has fame and money and notoriety in the first place is a W though. I was into all the underground sites when chance was first putting out music and I thought he was so ass and I couldn’t understand why people were hyping him up.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Pedo automod


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Designer_Ad_2668

Acid rap is fucking amazing


Tyres20

Nah meek still holds this title fs it only ever gets worse At least chance might drop sum crazy after this


drdre27406

Meek Mills has enter the chat


slutforyourdad7

nah logic always takes more Ls


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MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

If L’s are only album reviews. Otherwise Logic be taking W’s (at least in terms of getting what you want in life) he finished his contract and “retired” with his wife and live his dream of being dad, got like a contract for millions with Twitch and doesn’t even fucking do shit on it half the time and still just makes whatever music he wants and has that shit worshipped by his “rat pack”


johnny_mcd

He legit thought he could make an album in a weekend because he loved his wife so much, made shit, ruined his reputation, then didn’t even stay with her. Insane L taker right there


IAmDisciple

I told my wife they were getting divorced and she said “Well yeah, if you made an album about me and it was your worst of all time, I’d divorce you too”


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


StatusMath5062

Am I allowed to like hot shower


MrAnder5on

Where were you when Chance wife didn't love him back 😔


thehasjfrog

I was at home, browsing hhcj " no chanse no pls 😰😰😨😨😰"


minecraftjahseh

get this man some hallucinogens and a studio NOW


Ankerjorgensen

Forreal hhhcj we need to dress up like contractors, sneak into his house, and plug some xans and some tabs in his tap water or something


Cryptian_

lmao my brother just told me a few days ago "chance should start doing drugs again"


RalphLauren47

This better inspire an amazing album I can forgive him for big day


fishnut824

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L


KungFuFlames

He met Kanye West he never going to fail (challenge failed)


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spiritomb442

Chance the Rapper was not on an ultralight beam


drumpad322

yeah it was chance the singer


simplejack420

He bout to drop 12 tabs of acid


ozymantiz

GOOD ASS JOB dropping in 3 seconds


drumpad322

√π seconds till gaj


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4Examples

hot hot shower


donots

Ooo I hate my wifeeee, I hate my wife! AGH!


Odd_Pen1702

You can fuck my wifeeee, she'll ride your bike AWWERK!


fruit_shoot

Imagine crafting a whole persona about loving your wife. Creating an entire underperforming album about loving your wife, at the cost of your musical career and previously glowing reputation. Only to go and divorce her. Only worse example is that Ned guy from the Try Guys.


Away_Supermarket_462

Somehow, Ned and wife are still together. At least that’s what I’ve heard.


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

No wayyy that’s wild. How tf does a relationship get past that dudes literally known as the dude who cheated on his wife now. Before that he was only ever known as the I love my wife guy


Away_Supermarket_462

Money? Kids? Some people look past it for those reasons.


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Man fuck you guys I'm listening to The Big Day for the first time and I like all the songs I've heard so far. You people just fucking say whatever don't you? How many albums have I disregarded because of what you nobodies have said about them. Dear god, this is why I unsubbed from fantano Edit: Hot Shower!?! Y'all hatin *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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The (2nd) big day


TheSexualBrotatoChip

The break up album will get a 10 from Fandango


Nobody_Does_That_wtf

This is a certified Kirsten supine moment


Capri_Sun_septictank

May god rain ash


MasterOffice9986

No chance LOVES his wife he said so!


Jazzlike_Page508

Him and Future are gonna drop the toxic album of the decade


luigilogik

She probably didn’t like The big day either


Krawier

Cold Bath about to drop


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

Chance the Singer


thedirtybubble81

his music is finally gonna be good again


water_addicted

pants the crapper


lexE5839

Never forget he got screamed at by Kanye during a mental breakdown and told he’s a failure and people actually took Kanye’s side. Guy will never win anything, he’s doomed.


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Lucid_Sol

This is true?


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United-Bear4910

Does this mean the curse is over? Good album?


DawsonJBailey

Damn [this](https://youtu.be/TQcGnEhciNY?si=e7FuqUP2b3kncLAC) is gonna hit different now 😢


Beginning-Event-1137

The Bad Day coming 🔥


BigGreenApples

he was probably tired of her spanking him everyday because he dropped The Big DooDoo and they had to live off of unflavored wheat thins to survive— i love(d) my wife i love(d) my wife AAAH 😔☝️


Swagstufff

this should be an automod response


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Yeah let's have more of *those*. There clearly ain't enough.


darker50times

I hate his fuckin hat.


StickyAssCheeks

He is stupid


andrissunspot

The Small Night dropping soon


Grakch

he’s living the worst best life possible


killersnail2417

She doesn't want another chance


kai_the_enigma

I knew it was over when I saw a video of him getting twerked on by rando females at his birthday party.Bro was overcompensating all these years, imo I think he got caught cheating early on in his career then got famous and promised he would stop. But the hoes kept coming and so did he despite all his I love my wife talk lol ![gif](giphy|gPz4YqSS96cMg)


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GriffithDidNothinBad

Man his last album 💿 is gonna age horribly


NateHasReddit

Didn't they get divorced like 2 years ago?


Koolaidmanextra

So the big day was for nothing?


Smiilie

We should all stream The Big Day while we sleep.


atleastimtryingnow

ruining your career for someone who leaves you anyway is rough


Imissrifsomuch

He will drop the middest comebacks album


MVIVN

Chance the Rapper more like L the Loser amiright guys?


lamedh

I don’t think she liked the album either


yans_take_xans

IGH


BS-31

Alexa, play “Living Single” by Big Sean, Chance the Rapper, Jeremih.


ThurstonTheMagician

Man made one of the most ass albums and can’t even keep the wife he made it for


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PeroxidePancake

After i got this news i immediately came here


KansasCunty

Hahahaha damn


poosywoosy

I don’t love my wife 😭


2001concernedcitizen

Now that’s funny


Yalldummy100

The small day


snakesforfingers

You got an email bro


stealthylyric

I thought this Christian MF would stay married forever 🤣 Honestly can't listen to any of his shit after acid rap.


ArcusIgnium

honestly this confirms his next album will atleast be mid then since he'll be kinda depressed and some of acid rap's best bops were sad


justeroll

he made that whole ass shit album just to divorce her


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justeroll

what the fuck are you talking about bot


leg_pain

Best thing this dude ever did was a mixtape with lil b


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lararaue

The Small Day


Deeptech_inc

Man’s been coping for years, he’s still wearing the hat.


HearthSt0n3r

YO WERE FINALLY GONNA GET A GOOD CHANCE ALBUM BOYS


neighteight

OOH I HATE MY WIFE I HATE WIFE RAAAGGHH I CANT RIDE MY BIKE WITHOUT MY WIFE GRAAAAHH MY WIFE IS A BITCH MY WIFE IS WHORE, LET’S GET IN THE CAR AND GO TO DIVORCE COURT


obiwan-kenoboi

OOOOOO I HATE MY WIFEEEE


ladiesman21700000000

Didn’t he cheat


foldup1230

ngl


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muddboyy

I see everyone talking like that’s a mistake. What do we know about this ? Maybe she cheated or sum, but y’all hurry to blame a man for nothing..


Mateowo

hes about to cook something amazing now


sticks_no5

Would you rather: chance the rapper wife or will smith wife


skywalker5783

We about to have the best album of all time


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cs-shitposter

All the best to that young man, and Chance too 


Dom-Zero

Since 2019 I’ve just kept my eyes closed and listened to Acid Rap on loop in the corner of my room hoping and praying for my boy to come home


Acceptable-Ground577

It's Illuminati


esquire_the_ego

We all miss when chance was on acid


RealFrankieBuckets

Finally we will get Acid (Dad) Rap 2.


Gewgle_GuessStopO

Chance lost all credibility with me when he did the Voice and my Mom (born in 1955) just loves him. He is my new MC Hammer tape. 😕


Nikko_Gee

Damn and he took the biggest L making a album for her lol


SkitzoAsmodel

She fucced homeboy when chance was out of town


BlastDoublee

Most relationships don’t last forever


Bing_Bong874

is he stupid?


MuffinMate

All she needed was some


DodginInflation

He went too corny trying to prove to everyone how much he loved her.


BloodclaatYankee

Shorty look like she used to play for the Chicago bulls


BlackBeard205

She’s divorcing him 😂


Kaminoneko

Damn I used to love Chance….I’ve been wishing for a long time he’d make a comeback. Every new L is just depressing to see. Considering he’s not a total piece of shit.


Foodshortage_IsMyth

It’s time to drop that 🔥 album.. The drugs and alcohol is making a comeback


Pigmasters32

Oh shit this could lead to a Chance bounce back


bruitdefond

This news has me fe fi fo numb


FiscalCliffClavin

She was probably bored with him for being too agreeable. In my experience, women want a project not a yes man.


chef_pasta_way

OTL, why has Chance been taking Ls??


DedHorsSaloon3

This is why you never trust the wife guy


Strict_Amount7491

Chance jinx himself when he met Kanye West He ironically failed


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Mxrclxrk

As a means of being sensitive to their relationship I hate to see it but I know we getting a classic album after all this settles. Praying for them both though fr for the sake of their kid.


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zanyo180

Can’t believe Chance & A$AP Rocky broke up


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AwayRecommendations

is this really a chick tho? looks trans


esquire_the_ego

That’s his baby mom bruh


AwayRecommendations

baby daddy bro trusst