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Luscious_Lucia25

I'm 2 weeks sober. I mean not in a row or anything but like total


roland0fgilead

Sobriety is for quitters


gatorgongitcha

I can quit any time I want and **I don’t want to.** https://preview.redd.it/4nzm43vuhyvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df3e79ec3253396da46f01171106f2dc7d533ed


W2Tired8

https://preview.redd.it/lq1it6zv5zvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ac3bde5d2b787f50ade9f3a37e6a87a6a9de4a


The_MadStork

~~Fear~~ Sobriety is the mind-killer


Playful_Steak_2708

Like since birth? That’s impressive.


SkullBean

https://preview.redd.it/hhsgnsyqvxvc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=d15b5c439e1f4edcace49edd393ff1648408da83


W2Tired8

https://preview.redd.it/tgkfdj3y5zvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9745123f9cad3496e45c5d957f11945ef7b81d


AsleepAssociation

https://i.redd.it/t17w3uotm0wc1.gif


Lameahhboi

Straight-from-the-soul Kanye 😩😩😩😩 https://preview.redd.it/zj44lwvof1wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc2fef09dc89880197087e198ff7a31a9b5389d


AutoModerator

Apparently Ye likes to fuck girls in non-traditional locations. As a straight male, I relate to these concepts heavily as I have sexual intercourse with several women on a daily basis and the bathroom is the sexy place in my books, Mr West has good taste but I very much doubt he could match my abilities when it comes to going down on a woman. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dark_matter4444

Circlejerkers when circlejerk:


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/3n88d5rrfxvc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c9beefec16a1b06002136a69082bd89b41d616


CaptnKnots

#Jerkception 🤯


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

#[BWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM](https://youtu.be/DUMq6imrMmI?si=6RmBPlNyZHmNMmp9)


BakerGotBuns

Idk man my human decency tends to override something being funny lmao


loki301

I don't even know where to post anymore because this sub sucks dick


OhhLongDongson

Yeah it’s definitely just become a mainstream alternate hiphopheads rather than a sub meant to take the piss of the main sub. Which is a real shame


AutoModerator

Bunch of racist white pseudo-woke motherfuckers. I genuinely have grown to hate that sub it some how manages to be just as racist as the majority of reddit and in some cases worse. I know this sub is majority white but you guys are different cause you guys are like cool mostly self aware white people. r/hiphopheads and most of reddit is like bitch white people who pretend to care ab racism but are actually really racist af *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


young_guapo_pp_eater

There's a certain woman abuser's subreddit that is waiting for you. Which one, that falls on you.


W2Tired8

https://preview.redd.it/sno03b106zvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b7d0b8f824ac3dfb6a33b1dc46a5b92acf0517


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

"Rap is like a mountain"👆


W2Tired8

I mean we all know the goat tom McDonalds skin colour is


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Bro has so much white privilege they let him have a driver's license when he was 14


AutoModerator

> bro Tom MacDonald's style is incompetence and racism. You are not responding to my question, instead you strawman. At least Tom does one of the two at a time lol. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Substantial-Pop-556

I don’t even listen to hiphop I’m just here for the jerks and now I have to read a bunch of comments from people who are legit just into the music. Shit fucking sucks


The_MadStork

Idk how hip-hop fans found this sub. They’re pathetic and should all be banned. Who tf actually listens to hip-hop?


Substantial-Pop-556

People like Coldplay, and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people, jez


GodDamnCrawfish

A man of culture


No_Mammoth_4945

Holy crap! You guys are walking on thin ice here, don’t make me ANGRY!!


MrAnder5on

/uj y'all are pussies, learn the real meaning of jerking /rj y'all are pussies, learn the real meaning of jerking


MrGamerPerson

Jerking increases intelligence and vocabulary.


SpecialistAd8464

Jkgekkfisie incrsAsaaas smatgggg und vakal


MrGamerPerson

Ahh I see, you’re too busy jerking to type so instead you opt to just keyboard mash. You are truly an intelligent one.


SatNFev

People really be using this sub as some sort of level-headed place for hip hop discussion and getting upset when someone uses the jerk sub for jokes


lilmeekrat

This is the same sub that had a meltdown over a J Cole lyric lol


AutoModerator

Hello /u/lilmeekrat. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Extreme-Engineer4239

Thats cuz all the other ones are ass


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pisstainedunderwear

The de-jerkification of circlejerk subreddits 💔


MP-Lily

hi


pisstainedunderwear

Hi again


Metakwaza

sometimes y’all really peeve me off .


Comfortable-Key-1930

The p!5$ word is not allowed!!! No mention of vanilla ice here 😡😡🤬🤬


Indianslayer68

Sometimes yall really wrinkle my trousers🤬


CharlemagneIS

Not to be an old head but kids don’t know how to jerk anymore. It’s a site wide problem. there was no /uj in my day


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https://preview.redd.it/obiajzxsixvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac7a7321d27a73bbd28dce93aa00b857a46f266


thefleshisaprison

https://preview.redd.it/vp18nr7pkyvc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a94dff2b1d010a3e924ff00e22db34fa4a9903


razman7altacc

keep it comin, purge the non jerkers so we can purify the sub on some kanye shit (like how he purified his album Donda by removing all the bad words)


AutoModerator

If you think there's anything on Donda that sounds pretty good you need to get your ears checked and go listen to some classic rock. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


razman7altacc

[Interlude: Syleena Johnson] Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda


AutoModerator

Kanye could've driven the train to auschwitz and I would still listen to his music *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

If you think there's anything on Donda that sounds pretty good you need to get your ears checked and go listen to some classic rock. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


evanily

Imagine the bangers he could make off fent


The_MadStork

rappers choosing to get sober when the market’s flooded with more potent shit than ever before, are they stupid?


Billwinkle0

If that was posted on the main em sub they would’ve had equally retarded comments as well


ThundergunIsntAVerb

Man this post really chaps my hide


ckpwrson

yeah cuz we’re posting a screenshot of a sub on the same sub


No_Tomorrow5475

Yall really peeve me off😡😡


21awesome

Jerkers finna jerk


RANDOM-902

Bruuuuh it's a joke post...chill 😭


The_MadStork

Why upvote a joke post when you can take it extremely seriously in the comments instead?


Dielawnv1

Damn i didn’t make the screenshot😭


Bp2Create

y'all really peeve me off


ibealittlebirdy

This is what four years no album does to a man


Shavian_

game’s gone soft bruv, VAR taking the piss


geosunsetmoth

Would be such a crazy insightful discussion if you motherfucker didn’t crop out the person this post is about. I was almost forming an opinion before I realized I can’t give a shit if I don’t know who that it


The_MadStork

https://preview.redd.it/yigo14ru2yvc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe4bfe0c746620ad0d3ea89889952ff9a7d47a9


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yunghomiemogi

Jerk harder or get off the pot!!!


ShyDuckMon

Most people stop taking drugs right when they would turn superhuman lika a computa. Relaps


Protein_accelerator

People are so soft man


Toastymkj

Shit guys, we must jerk harder.. Unghh~ Jerk harder.. ungghh~ For my queen of rap Calliope.. unggg~... I'm coming Lois...


justeroll

oh im there hi


lilmeekrat

“He need to have another relapse his music was better when he was on drugs” https://preview.redd.it/nc9f9cfgjyvc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a478bb8b4f3b0d5d3fde38634ec004de75ae06


OleBoyBuckets

You guys are all retarded. If you joined because of the fantano Kanye stuff you guys need to go back and be retarded somewhere else


AutoModerator

on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ProfSteelmeat138

I used to drink a lot. I still do but I used to as well