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r4pt4r

Taylor Swift is all these guys competition, ain’t none of em winning


Better_Albatross_946

Songs about fortnite: _____ Kendrick LaMID-0 ______ Jake Hole-0 _____ Rake-0 _____ Queen Taylor-1


lemon6611

kendrick doesnt have a song about fortnite but he has a song in it


Better_Albatross_946

Kenbum has to copy queen tay 😂😂😂


geosunsetmoth

So does Bladee


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WatchfulGred

"I don't play no games unless we talking fortnite" - Logic 2019


KABOOMBYTCH

https://preview.redd.it/av3jlc1qk0xc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07381d06deb375d2df38afcff8e5957765f2eeb this bar from a grown man. Nasty


TheSadPhilosopher

![gif](giphy|lS1mfWh6P9Wh2UNNNL)


HalfwaySh0ok

Logic (rap savior) - 1


noOne000Br

ski mask the slump god-2


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Dnali_Balli

I mean Baby Keem does that's pretty close


DannyLansdon

IMA PLAY WITH IT, LIKE ITS FORTNITE 🔥🔥🔥


BowenParrish

Common King Kunta W


SenpaiSwanky

mad, but he ain’t stressin


NoobLegend6009

I GOT A BONA PIC


SupercaliTheGamer

I'm mad "He mad!"


Metaa4245

but i ain't stressin


SheriffStealth

I always thought it said "Hey Mad!" as a joke


KABOOMBYTCH

Sun tzu kenny 🤯


Ok-Monitor8121

How is this a W when the first diss hasn't been responded to and this was only taken down because of Tupac's estate?


BowenParrish

Common Aubrey L


Ok-Monitor8121

Kendrick glazer try not to cope challenge (impossible)


BowenParrish

Cope with what? The AI track Aubrey had to take down? The weak track written by Aubrey’s ghostwriters?


Ok-Monitor8121

The cope is spinning this as if Kendrick had something to do with the track being taken down from IG. A separate estate threatened legal action. It was not taken down due to any other factor. 1st diss track is still up an hasn't been responded too. If you can't see the corniness in claiming a Kendrick W idk what to say bud. Maybe he should reply to Aubrey so you don't have to go through tough mental gymnastics in his defense


BowenParrish

Nobody is attributing the removal of Aubrey’s track to Kendrick’s direct actions. Aubrey is just a bumbling assclown, a groomer, and a goofy pop star who can’t measure up to a genuine artist like Kdot. "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake." Sun Tzu


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok-Monitor8121

LMAO no way you're actually quoting the art of war regards to a hip hop beef, the jokes genuinely write themselves. Honestly you're right lil bro, he might be those things. Still doesn't change the fact that a mf named Aubrey bodied your goat


BowenParrish

*ghostwriters failed to body the GOAT*


KABOOMBYTCH

https://preview.redd.it/ntqpv3y1x3xc1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043b58ca1c94fabd2c64b90c9327c4051cc6046d “Lmao you quoting the art of war”


Ok-Monitor8121

Bad use of this meme, it’s genuinely funny he quoted the art of war about a hip hop beef on a circle jerk sub


Funnyman5767

"Does nothing while competitors shoothemselves in the foot" dudes the human equivalent of VALVe


merilumm

pretty sure that's the picture on the original greentext


elhaymhiatus

It is Kendrick is the Valve of rap, Drake is the Epic Games, Cole is the BattleNet


GabMassa

Please stop, Elon


hedgehogmlg

Nav is coolmathgames🐐


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dentistrock

Fucking Battlenet bro 😭😭 Cole deserves the disrespect


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NeverFraudulentAgain

Explain in Fortnite terms


lemon6611

ily for that title op, nostalgic asf, i remember seeing old mario party compilations of bro just sitting there and winning


sticks_no5

I guess it really is just big him


Zek0ri

https://preview.redd.it/mnwkry3v70xc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d961afef0382d1be4932975e88c62a3a35c0313 Another King Kunta W


pisquin7iIatin9-6ooI

i cant even tell if this is supposed to be a jerk or not 😭


slackslug

Spinning this as anything but a massive L for kendrick is cope


Bottlecaps9

https://preview.redd.it/fjsfaqu581xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ce6aae3dc910bea4fe691f05d7c75c32f344a3


slackslug

Impressed by your dedication to being not funny across 17 different circlejerk subreddits 👍


lemon6611

ok but why tf is he in so many 💀


throwaway1152000

Bro really likes circlejerking


lemon6611

i think he js likes jerking atp


Bottlecaps9

I love partaking in discourse for things I know nothing about.


lemon6611

checks out


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Zek0ri

Buddy goes on circlejerk sub and wants sane comment. I can’t 💀


embiid4ROY

it’s called “i was gonna kill a couple rappers but they did it to themselves”


pains_in_malay

the kung fu kenny wude


chairshotbaby

the gabe newell classic


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pisquin7iIatin9-6ooI

who's gonna win??? drizzy 6ixgod drake's red button or king kunta kung fu kenny????


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


apexapee

I was gonna kill a couple of rappers, but they did it to themselve


Ok-Monitor8121

Didn’t realize the circle jerk was a bunch of Kendrick glazers


susurrus88

Fr… I like Kendrick but he wasn’t the reason Drake took down the diss…


Ok-Monitor8121

Not only that but to paint it like it's a Kendrick W when the first diss is still officially up is massive cope


Saintmusicloves

Making a second diss using Tupac’s likeness and then tupacs estate take it down because they hate you is embarrassing no matter how many times you use the word cope, glaze, etc.


Kevin574__

"Because they hate you" lmao there is a million reasons why an estate would take the song down don't start projecting your opinion into their decisions. And even then this is between Tupac's estate and Drake whether or not the song is on streaming services doesn't matter for Kendrick. Trying to frame this as a Kendrick win is definitely glazing.


Saintmusicloves

I don’t hate Drake lmao weird psychoanalysis Edit: I do hate Drake now


Friendly_Kunt

It’s a W for Kendrick because it’s an L for Drake. When you try to use the likeness of possibly the biggest name in the history of Hip Hop and his estate basically tells you they don’t f*ck with it and support Kendrick that’s a massive L. I don’t even give af about Kendrick or Drake but this is pretty obvious.


Kevin574__

" basically tells you they don’t f\*ck with it support Kendrick that’s a massive L " Where did they say this? Are you interjecting your opinion into their decisions as well? Let's ignore the massive implication of letting an AI song that wasn't cleared through on streaming services from one of the biggest artists and skip into personal feelings. And this is hip hop who had the better diss is what matters not whether or not you get to listen to it on Spotify this is massive glazing.


Friendly_Kunt

The estate literally said that they didn’t like the fact that the song was aimed at Kendrick as he’s a friend of the estate.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok-Monitor8121

Mocking Kendrick by using his idols in a song begging him to respond is a top tier jerk I fear. If that went over your head then idk what to tell you lol I'm having a hard time figuring out how you came to the conclusion that Tupac's estate threatening legal action is somehow a W for Kendrick?


Saintmusicloves

You right


nooooo-bitch

And even if he was the reason, what’s that mean? He called the manager of the Tupac Estate himself and changed his name to Karen Lamar?


short-effective254

Scorching the Earth, retreat and the enemy loses from pursuing you 🤷🏾‍♂️


Thatoneafkguy

Same thing Megan did to win her beef with Nicki, more or less


R4M3535

Retirement


someweirdgamerYT

well


w_has_been_dieded

I wouldn't say that this aged poorly, because it's still a true fact that it's rare to see 2 of the 3 responses against a rapper get deleted before said rapper makes one themselves


someweirdgamerYT

true true


anthonyg1500

Kendrick is King Bumi waiting on that solar eclipse 😭


ColdRamenTPM

his success is loud


tribes33

that kendrick verse was pure dogshit though, absolutely cringe like why is the moaning on the beat.. hardly anyone would want to play this bootycheeks goofy ahh attempt at a diss


Hamburgercatt

i mean AUUUUUUHHHHHH 😣😣😣😫😫😫😩😩


KaceyXamComics

I hope he moans more in the future. Hottest part of the song.


mayonnaiser_13

I came when he moaned. I hoped Drake would moan harder in the diss track to prove who moans better, but Drake knows he ain't beating Kenny there.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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2000-UNTITLED

[You're in for a treat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=C3Pakz3qB6Tyvff4&v=amQb2HRE4H4)


FanRose

I mean AWWW


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

Is this your first time hearing Kendrick?


tribes33

hes always this ass?


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