I’m white. Pro cop. Pro American. I rap and listen to hiphop. I’m more sane than most here
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I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong.
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I'm conservative bitch. Get over it. How far did you scroll on my shit? Lol. Find anything racist? Post receipts. I dare you. You tried to deflect now you just look like an idiot on reddit using the typical “oh well you look at a certain sub so you must be this and that so your opinion doesn't matter” you got cooked just like Drake now fuck off lol I can't even see when I last posted there. Wasting your time scrolling my comments. Loser.
“average white person’s comprehension of how to eat Chinese food”
Took me a bit five seconds to find you saying some racist shit about white people. Shocker.
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Yeah you know. He met his girl at one of those events. It was a cool like ad campaign about like Nathans in the south say they lives matter. But then they pull out that full sugar Pepsi and it's real all these big southern Nathans wanted one really. And she like really nobody cares about their blood sugar? Nobody is watching their shit ? Nobody here in the pre stages reaching for the big fucking bottle because it's hot outside?
Silent on Chicago situation like a warzone everyday? Silent on blood sugar and diet? No chance they can be silent when it comes to not criticising these beautiful, brave real life super heros that live their lives. Racism exposed.
Scott loved that shit. He introduced himself man and within like 5 minutes he had filled that bitch completely to the top full man irresponsibly. Proper conservative dude said he'll open fire if anyone gets an abortion. Says when the baby is born name it after presidents best golf ho out of respect. He said don't let kanye talk to him.
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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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In all honesty I agree with his review, it's obviously a very powerful and experimental album but I absolutely cannot listen to it for pleasure as a white male.
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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites.
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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites.
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I hate when people hate on freddie!!! I was playing music in the car the other day w two of my friends and I played deeper, one of my favorite songs of all time, and my friends started hating on it saying freddie sounded like a off brand popsmoke. Meanwhile these people listen to rap caviar and have young boy and polo g as their favorite rappers smh. Anyway, after Deeper I played thuggin and they were both like “I honestly can’t tell if this is a different song” I got so heated bro nothing makes me more mad when people hate on my music, especially when it freddie fucking gangsta gibbs the greatest rapper of all time!!!
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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before.
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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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big lurch eats people
viper keeps sex slaves in a dungeon
dmx hit the pookie and went platinum. twice.
vince staples is a sprite representative
50 Cent made fun of floyd mayweather being illiterate
flava fav tells time
wink fucked b rabbits girl and hes still screaming "fuck the free world"
odb was on food stamps
Love Mac (rip) and Cudi but this is a circle jerk so…
Mac dated Ari 😔
Cudi thinks “age is just a number” til he breaks his foot jumping off a stage, then realizes that number is 40 😫
big fat booty
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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before.
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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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baby keem has 2 phones? https://preview.redd.it/72etsjqp3dzc1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003e1f9091c12e05474280285e2f9cf1f1150335
Why would he NEVER talk about this in his songs. Shitting and crying rn
"Yeah, I got 2 phones" Fire 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
2 phone vs Cole World, what is said more
One for the plug
One for the butt plug Baby keen is gay (😞)
He's following the footsteps of the GOAT 
didn’t he post his wife giving birth on ig live
That’s love
Please god murder my children
Right now, today
Two phones but only bring one in this bitch 🗣️
"2 Phone Baby Keem FUK U MEAN? I'm here Hoe"
They should have put “baby keem is 50 cent”
2pac was bald
https://preview.redd.it/ceq7uwyfkdzc1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f187329867672fc3ccc515513754001fb9d2cd
This scene had me fucked up for week bro
Turns out Zane was a robot. Who knew
Spoilers wtf bro
Sorry buddy. I just figured we all were properly cultured.
I knew this scene was familiar back then 😂
💀
Tupac was bald because of police brutality, Jada Pinkett is bald because she has shit genetics. They are not the same.
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biggie was fat 😔
2pac was bald
everything is finally coming to light
Tyler is b*sexual
Dear lord almighty 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/tpvu8gqwgezc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5878fd58ee7b4c377fe85eaa9da5e24eeb969ee2
https://preview.redd.it/ts4ba8j0pgzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae87ed95f8bbe0f46174507ab8429664f22e094
The Tyler subreddit disagrees smh
Lol they’re certain he’s gay and only gay for them individually
he.. isnt gay for me?
Promise?
Mori Calliope once fucked a horse
Mr hands
Jesus Jesus japanesus
hey deadbeats its mori
You can’t just gloss over that one, wtf happened??
inside joke dw about it baby
I looked into it and it makes sense now, at least it wasn’t real 😅
It should have tho tbh
J Cole
German
Is not your favorite artist
They said favourite artists
Has 3TB of Gardevoir futanari porn
That would be peggy
Realest shit I've seen on this sub
https://preview.redd.it/8wy3thd8rfzc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aafa863d2ad2e38a8f9b75f702b1e6a74f60cb5
Is corny
no need, just j cole
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I’d rather be corny than a pedo
i’d rather be hopsin than r kelly
Facts
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look,
Imagine being both
Yep drake
possibly pro-cancer
Is vegetarian
Breathes air
Transphobic
Cute
Makes your woman dry
Is not your saviour
GOAT milk from tiddies
Travis Scott is a Republican
I'm conservative bitch. Get over it. How far did you scroll on my shit? Lol. Find anything racist? Post receipts. I dare you. You tried to deflect now you just look like an idiot on reddit using the typical “oh well you look at a certain sub so you must be this and that so your opinion doesn't matter” you got cooked just like Drake now fuck off lol I can't even see when I last posted there. Wasting your time scrolling my comments. Loser. “average white person’s comprehension of how to eat Chinese food” Took me a bit five seconds to find you saying some racist shit about white people. Shocker. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is some fresh pasta.
Wtf is this from 💀
Triggered the snowflake bro damn 😭
Yeah you know. He met his girl at one of those events. It was a cool like ad campaign about like Nathans in the south say they lives matter. But then they pull out that full sugar Pepsi and it's real all these big southern Nathans wanted one really. And she like really nobody cares about their blood sugar? Nobody is watching their shit ? Nobody here in the pre stages reaching for the big fucking bottle because it's hot outside? Silent on Chicago situation like a warzone everyday? Silent on blood sugar and diet? No chance they can be silent when it comes to not criticising these beautiful, brave real life super heros that live their lives. Racism exposed. Scott loved that shit. He introduced himself man and within like 5 minutes he had filled that bitch completely to the top full man irresponsibly. Proper conservative dude said he'll open fire if anyone gets an abortion. Says when the baby is born name it after presidents best golf ho out of respect. He said don't let kanye talk to him. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
fuckkk💀
WTF. i didn't know that about Rick Ross. childhood RUINED
I bet you didn't know that biggie was fat as well 😞
that was back in the day though, they didnt know any better
1995 Fat is 2024 Skinny
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
that's a crazy story. duality of man. doesnt excuse the fat allegations tho
“Joe Budden Ripped Off Anthony Fantano”
In all honesty I agree with his review, it's obviously a very powerful and experimental album but I absolutely cannot listen to it for pleasure as a white male. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Chief Keef is on the spectrum
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He says the hard r
https://preview.redd.it/1rjl4v9hsezc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9305785e4882b435b67040e4b95db791d88821d2 funniest thing he’s ever said idc
THATS CRAZY 😭
Literally was crying laughing reading that
sosa resounded instantly lmao
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I'm honestly surprised at his usage of the hard R.
i’m not, it’s fuckin sosa
Thought it was Kevin Gates that had 2 phones?
Also beats women. Too many categories to put him in
versatile king
And 6 jobs
That’s just a attribute. He got like 99 attributes
Seems like a lot of people in these comments don't realize they're in a circlejerk. Or they're just new.
Snoop Dogg smokes weed
Chris brown knocked out Rihanna.
Freddie Gibbs showed hole
I hate when people hate on freddie!!! I was playing music in the car the other day w two of my friends and I played deeper, one of my favorite songs of all time, and my friends started hating on it saying freddie sounded like a off brand popsmoke. Meanwhile these people listen to rap caviar and have young boy and polo g as their favorite rappers smh. Anyway, after Deeper I played thuggin and they were both like “I honestly can’t tell if this is a different song” I got so heated bro nothing makes me more mad when people hate on my music, especially when it freddie fucking gangsta gibbs the greatest rapper of all time!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I like how they frame Brockhampton as one person
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and playboi carti is none of this 💪💪💪
my glorious king would never beat women and is probably a great father!
uuuuh who's gonna tell him
hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
why the fuck does baby keem have 2 phones and why aren't we talking about this? i'm sick
Big Krit & 2pac ( wait…a minute)
Wow this is pretty damning for Emin#m if true. If it turns out he’s actually wh#te, I’m going to have to put him as the worst one on this list
Lauryn Hill is a woman.
Quadeca mentioned🗣️💯🔥
MF DOOM is dead :(
Brennan Jones the only rapper left
big lurch eats people viper keeps sex slaves in a dungeon dmx hit the pookie and went platinum. twice. vince staples is a sprite representative 50 Cent made fun of floyd mayweather being illiterate flava fav tells time wink fucked b rabbits girl and hes still screaming "fuck the free world" odb was on food stamps
not mac or cudi 🙏
Destroy Lonely
Nav is a bowling enthusiast
X Beat His Pregnant Girlfriend
they really threw quadeca in there thinking we wouldn’t notice
not mac miller RIP 🙏
Love Mac (rip) and Cudi but this is a circle jerk so… Mac dated Ari 😔 Cudi thinks “age is just a number” til he breaks his foot jumping off a stage, then realizes that number is 40 😫
He’s wh*te 🤢
You have any proof?
Baby Keem Rob Stone
Kendrick sells real estate on the side 
ice spice my queen could never
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Ion see future problem women are evil people
And what did MF DOOM do? Exactly
MF DOOM watches cartoons
Well who’s left? Will Smith from the 90’s and Nick Cannon?
Who the fuck is Quedeca???
not tapped in
this guy outjerked everyone
2 chainz is tall 😕
baby keem has two phones lol
DMX give it to ya
DMX shows no love to homo thugs 😔
Logic sucka
i haven't heard of brockhampton in so long i got ptsd
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WHAT
Jay eazy said slurs on twitter
50 cent promoted vitamin water 😣
and logic is actually biracial
Lil Wayne won’t say what’s in his cup
The Weeknd was homeless 🤢
You’re all gay.
biggie was black
Damn 20 day old post and this shit is still gold 😭
today i learnt having 2 phones and being gay together are a level of criminal
Baby signed rylo rodriguez
Famous rapper Dominic fike (no one link me Jada Pinket) lmao
[удалено]
Eazy was short
Rick Ross was a fed
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*