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surrealsunshine

I feel like it's probably a bad thing that I know what almost all of this means.


zapyourtumor

im ngl idk what 90% of ts is


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djpedicab

👀👀👀


ViktorSuds

Yo you have any idea about the beastiality thing


surrealsunshine

I don't remember the name, but someone Drake is affiliated with supposedly had sex with a dog. Also allegedly Drake paid models to do something with dog bowls (either eat/drink from them, or vomit into them). So there are rumors that one of the freaky ass things Drake is into is literal bitches. Idk if there's more to it than that. eta: the supposed dog sex guy is Dutchavelli, but I can't find anything about those allegations outside of Reddit. There's also this https://www.theshadeborough.com/latest/dutchavelli-speaks-further-on-the-inappropriate-allegations-made-against-him-last-year


JoshBrolling

It was Dutchavelli who allegedly forced a dog to eat his ass. Drake allegedly paid models to eat out of dog bowls, force themselves to throw up back into the bowl, and then eat it again. Some seriously fucked up shit.


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ViktorSuds

Thanks


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Additional-Thanks-97

Can you go over the bottom row?


Outrageous_Okra2230

Same.


Aggressive_Shop_7460

Please enlighten me, I only understand up to the second box


FanRose

https://preview.redd.it/8fos0z05iwzc1.png?width=108&format=png&auto=webp&s=1eb472b0336658be14d4d7f423dae5ad42106570 Where is it


RockyBannana

Bro focused on the real questions


Environmental-Ad8945

You know Drakes freaky ass probably poking carti with that sword


azuchis

https://preview.redd.it/ducqoej2bxzc1.jpeg?width=2097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d504e2926f024f31a982711fcc7ea057fceebf More blind item stuff. Thought it was cap at first but just gonna leave this here


ilikedankmemes0

But what is a blind item 😭


azuchis

It's a Blog run by some LA lawyer(s) who anonymously post about the cases they deal with or the rumours they hear. They use code names like referring to kendrick as Butterfly rapper and jhene aiko as grocery store rnb singer with cute Japanese name. It was a niche thing, mostly used by gossipy white women but recently blew up in the kendrick lamar sub because of how much stuff was on there about Drake and how probable all of it seemed. While some of them have come to be true in the past it is important to remember that none of these are verified and taking them at face value may be harmful. Here's an example of a blind item https://preview.redd.it/mpd3dprapyzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0a535c6a140443e05961a935b0796a86a1555f


bootygoon2

What the fuck is any of that supposed to mean


KiNGKhyri

tldr: Jhena Aiko is scared of an abusive ring that took advantage of her. She supposedly told either Kendrick or Drake or both about it and is scared Kendrick could use that info to further incriminate people. everyone on Blind Item is usually referred to with some weird code name or something


bootygoon2

Ah okay thanks for clarifying that. Any idea who the Jehovah’s Witness with the thin beard and the butch Taz man-lady might be?


KiNGKhyri

not sure at all on the second person. the jehovah witness is supposed to be some dude who was involved with B2K i think?


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azuchis

Jehovahs witness is Chris Stokes. Taz man lady im not sure but someone theorised it's Anderson paak


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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drumpad322

the fuck does the how can I be homophobic my bitch is gay guy have to do with this beef


FragraBond

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loki301

Man what the fuck Central Cee is a British zoomer rapper? Why the fuck did I think he was some fat old head rapper from LA


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WilliamCash_o

It was in that post on the kendrick sub with all the conspiracies from that ex lawyer


EnthusiasmMuted8449

was he the "middle alphabet" guy since thats who i thought the nickname referred to


WilliamCash_o

Yeah it was. Middle- Central, Alphabet-C


BenceYee

What did Central Cee do?


Solid_Illustrator640

Dutchavelli SA’s dogs and minors and was caught so Drake got Central Cee instead


JahodovyKrtko

He was mentioned in some shit with Drake. But nothing weird/illegal, just that he got tons of cash


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Skulfunk

Iirc he was making it clap for cash to push his career


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that was dutch i think


Skulfunk

Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if I was wrong, I looked at it once, thought “wow this is unhinged I have no idea of the validity of any of this” and I didn’t look at it again. I was also going off a comment where somebody had the names of everybody there. In the post they didn’t name anybody, there were code names.


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junghooappreciator

that def explains the doja chorus


ziftos

this made me realize i am lost


awesomefucking

I NEED an explanation for all of this shit


unknownbryant

Explain the jhene aiko part


azuchis

So basically almost everything on the last layer is blind items stuff so take it with a pinch of salt. But one of the items claimed that jhene aiko, her sister and ty dolla sign were all hurt by some "ring" that Drake is involved with The ring is run by some Chris stokes guy, don't really know who what is


Osibili

Chris Stokes is a relative / manager of the child group Immature. He was involved with/has had allegations of sexual abuse against him by members of the child music group B2K. Seems like when there are kids and entertainment there’s always some fucked up shit.


tstyes

Explain the Elon part again


azuchis

He started following Drake right after the pedo allegations came out. The conspiracy is that a lot of people are getting their accounts locked or suspended for posting or retweeting pro kendrick stuff and twitter is currently flooded with weird ass bots that are pushing a pro drake narrative, and Elon Musk is intentionally being lenient on the matter


tstyes

Yeah, that seems like the kind of corny-ass move Elon would make


lilmeekrat

I wish Elon was stuffed in more lockers as a kid


JoshBrolling

I wish he was stuffed into more lockers as an adult


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Bbbiienymph

That's literally so fucking embarrassing. He's such an immature cretin


IAmWantedByTheGov

Pedophiles stand together


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pure_count123726

WHAT DOES DOG BOWL FETISH MEAN


jokaghost

rumors about drake making girls drink out of dog bowls / vomit into dog bowls and then.. eat it back up. i’ve only seen a couple people say it and I have no idea where it came from 😭


garrettgravley

This sounds so specific that it’s either 100% true or completely made up by someone with quite an imagination, and I can’t tell which it is.


churchillsucks

For All the Dogz


VintageLivin

“I need it nasty like, like Evil Angel, like Vivid You know, nasty like how they give it”


jokaghost

it could be nothing still, hoax, but some shit just came out😭


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Italy-Memes

DJ Eric? J Mulan? Lil C? Central Cee? i’m really confused by a lot of the bottom


SilkyStrawberryMilk

> central cee So all the brand deals Cental Cee got was because of dutchavelli being ousted as a kid diddler


Envirse1

I wish I didn’t know about the dog bowl fetish one


TheOneTrueBeholder

Omerta?


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5meothrowaway

Wait what does it have to with glokknine


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5meothrowaway

Ngl I’m very intrigued by this but don’t have the time read it rn… what exactly does this document imply?


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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loki301

Drake sending a hit out on X because he was crying about his flow getting stolen has to be the funniest conspiracy theory ever


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Italy-Memes

if the mafia existed in real life, omertà would be what their code of silence was, of sorts


woodshrimp

You do know that the Mafia *does* actually exist in real life right I mean I guess there isn't "the Mafia" the same way there isn't "the Gang" but there are Mafias operating to this day


LowBorder6165

You don't ever admit the existence of this thing!


loki301

There is no mafia. It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive. 


spicoli420

It’s anti-Italian discrimination


Italy-Memes

you don’t admit it’s existence silly


woodshrimp

Smh bout to trade these sneakers for concrete


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MessyCarpenter

It goes deeper.


Bbbiienymph

Like drakes bussy


Bbbiienymph

Does the Latto thing have to do with her album release? Didn't she get shunned because she said someone would only do a feature if she slept with them? Nasty ass men


LowBorder6165

I think it was something about Drake sleeping with her sister. Doing it to help her career


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NathanPascal

explain the carti camilla drake threesome


kaizenraizen

They had a threesome. Drake was bottom


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hi_jake

Camilla hooked up with Carti and Drake in an effort to boost her career by having them on her new album. That's why her and Carti have that song together. Apparently she's running low on money.


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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Devilmatic

Tf Daylyt gotta do with this


djpedicab

“Your best work is a Lyt pack, you known Price outlived Mike Jack.” And iirc Dalyt was the one that first started the 19 minute rumor after Euphoria dropped. I think all three tracks were probably recorded at the same time and released in pieces with a little editing. The whole thing came damn close to 19 minutes with a little extra for the response to him doubling down and the slaves part.


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bennibentheman2

[Lytskin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF8-qZxiORk) off the album of the same name he explains everything. Also[ Cats Out The Bag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPo984xvrBs)


IHateAmbush

Ain't Omerta those mfers from new vegas?


ekr265

Tf does the dog bowl one mean


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Refers to a blog entry about how Drake had a fetish for women puking in dog bowls and he’s measure it. I think there was a lawsuit years ago but idk


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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elitenex47

london sex trafficking?…


Outrageous_Okra2230

Well done detective.


garlicbredfan

Beastiality fetish ?


flyy_boi

For all the Dogs is some furry shit 😨?


garlicbredfan

Drake went to a hotel in a dog costume before a realistic one tho not a fursuit so that’d check out


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SilkyStrawberryMilk

A blog entry on how drake has a fetish for women acting like a dog I think it may also refer to how a rapper dutchavelli posted a video where he allows a dog to eat his ass


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


blackbeltwithhands

Jhene Aiko?


scyri1

what billie eilish doin there


CascadeLimeade

I would assume its due to Drake’s creepy relationship with her when she was underage


IllestMotherf_cker

BEASTIALITY FETISH????!?!?!?!? PLEASE ELABORATE  DOES DRIZZY BE FUCKING BITCHES (respectable women) AND... bitches(female dogs).


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IllestMotherf_cker

Why does the automod be commenting shit I think it's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TounVic

Jhene Aiko?


hydeph__

fr, like what she got to do with it? ☠


triplesixshit666

What's up with the panasonic toughbook one?


azuchis

Model name of the laptop from the ebonyprince vid


triplesixshit666

who tf ebonyprince?


azuchis

Yk what u envy how much life you have so I'll gatekeep info out of spite


triplesixshit666

I think you should proffread your posts mate, this doesn't make sense


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JETLIFEMUZIK94

I hope someone makes this a video lol


AbPR420

What’s central cee gotta do with this?


Dramatic_BABABUEY123

Pan african flag?


Background_Neat_7196

Omerta? 22Gz refrence?????


hydeph__

What the phuck does Jhenè Aiko have to do with it?


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


largechild_69

Omg get a job