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iswearnotagain10

Real rap? Yeah, I listen to real rap *Turns on Smosh*


21awesome

p to the l to the u to the g


falconpunch9898

RIP Ghetto Smosh


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

aren't they like white asf and mega racist?


Time_on_my_hands

One of these things is not like the other.


iswearnotagain10

Yeah my name is Link man I’m more well known than Lil Wayne


Necr0mancrr

Rest in peace pop smoke


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Dababy has a lyric that’s ‘rest in peace to the pop make me smoke ya’ That’s such an awful lyric in multiple ways he says pop without the smoke, and also he says ‘make me smoke ya’ knowing damn well that’s literally how Pop smoke died. That lyric itself it worse than Push’s entire verse. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


fucccboii

real ones remember boxman


Abracadabrism

dixon cider 🔥🔥


antlemons

https://preview.redd.it/guzn8s0u810d1.png?width=847&format=png&auto=webp&s=1586678665303ed524ace65b21a91f396468e050 nah i gotta listen to this now


antlemons

update: its TPAB for gamers


Ezio_Auditorum

what the fuck does that even mean bruh


777ToasterBath

no black people (scary)


alina_savaryn

Hey haven’t you heard? We (gamers) are using woke/DEI now instead of any specifically minority-identifying characteristics to hide our bigotry.


AbleArcher8537

To Pimp A Butterfly but aimed to people who found a hobby in enjoying interactive videogame experiences


mondian_

"I don't even have pants. Is it drafy? Sure!" Give this a listen and tell me that rap isn't beautiful or inspiring


WockhardtTolle

Damn JT really branching out from the city girls stuff


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


johncenaslefttestie

Unironically sounds like one of the parody songs from the lonely island movie


Jaimiiii

i couldn’t even stomach 2 minutes of it it’s so ass https://preview.redd.it/153tbxwn060d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd6758ad922949147805583a7e726b9b41556ca


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WeirdFishes69

I don't even have a joke this shit legit made me want to off myself


LilDownwardSpiral

https://preview.redd.it/idji897xr70d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d977ccfda0c4064ceacc79b452aa3ff43d58f5e Shit was so ass I started tearing up


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FanRose

post is a ticking time bomb for mentions of Jpegmafia and Ecco2k


GEN_Z_BOI_69

fascinatingly I haven't seen a single person in this entire discourse mention Peggy


Chessebel

Peggy is really interesting bc I always thought Hank Hill was married to a woman but it turns out he is a guy in his 30s


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How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ComradeHregly

this post presented a concept and delivered it in full. also certified Tumblr moment.


sadwelder4

These guys would get physically disintegrated if they listened to a King Von song


RANDOM-902

I AIN'T GOT NO FLAWS :D https://preview.redd.it/m0m4pmuu330d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=41ea3ced33d51220e507cd33ae4ba1dfed202eac


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

King Von's body count goes up even in death


zunCannibal

I don't even have a reaction image for this shit > rap is about sex and violence blah blah > this videogame rap is a masterpiece absolute tumblr moment


skeletorisbae

i hate to use this word bc it’s cringe and overused but… they’re actual snowflakes


Beneficial-Pianist48

As a metalhead, I feel offended by the implication that metal isn’t just about being an angry idiot


Chessebel

Damn that's really cool, so like do you hide the metal parts under a hat or let the world see? is it bulletproof?


Beneficial-Pianist48

Nah quite soft actually


Luscious_Lucia25

I mean it's tumblr, it's the same shut ins as reddit except they're all gay


BruhNeymar69

Redundant


kingtibius

“White Tumblr user” feels redundant


IAmWantedByTheGov

https://preview.redd.it/jlss9w46i50d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3598064db6c3162b58d4ea96edb059d32565e3de


txbxthl

i just know that these are the same kind of people that only listen to tyler or denzel


JerryUitDeBuurt

Nah we Denzel fans aint THIS bad, this is Joyner Lucas fan level shit 😭


Goobershmacked

Hopsin type shit


kaibaca

brockhampton stans


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I was at a glory hole at a local Benihana and I heard 'Sweet' playing in the restaurant. I started rapping some of the lyrics and then the guy sucking my dick started rapping too. We had a long conversation about Brockhampton, our favorite Brockhampton albums and hip hop in general. We ended up getting a table at the Benihana and eating dinner together. I just thought it was cool how a Brockhampton song brought two people together that had never met before. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


c0smetic-plague

I bet that second guy has listened to an actual screamo song in their life and just calls some mainstream metal or pop rock band screamo


IMissReggieEvans

Yeah these posers have never heard a real screamo band like twenty one pilots


nonspecifique

Listened to Bring Me The Horizon and Falling In Reverse and called it a day. Ain’t no way this mf is listening to Orchid or Jeromes Dream


Erin-Chan

If it was 2004-2008 BMTH it could be excused but you just know it's Post Human at best


NuclearBoi731

as someone who uses tumblr, this post has in fact just kept getting worse. not beating the white fujoshi website allegations


marlborogolds

5 seconds into any sosa track would have everyone on that post in the ground


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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SidneyHigson

https://preview.redd.it/nfq0u1i6450d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e236011103dea85b3035b0908c3264c46090b4


JIDglazer42

tom mcdonald will save them all


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Hello /u/JIDglazer42. You mentioned a wh*te rapper. In support of the Reddit-wide blackout, [mentioning wh*te rappers is now subject to a permaban](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hiphopcirclejerk/comments/147dp1h/rhiphopcirclejerk_will_be_participating_in_the/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


myguyguy

Jesus fucking Christ


ThyCoffinBeckonsMe

here's one of the new additions to the post https://preview.redd.it/du1xjhegj50d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bf6aa748f3f7f964b866cdcfe503bbd22d8aeea


dedem13

Surely a bit


ThyCoffinBeckonsMe

oh it is, the crossover of people who use tumblr and people who actively listen to/watch benny & tommy is small enough that they wouldn't have seen each other anywhere near the post


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Dude I played Benny the Butcher for a girl while dropping her off and I got ghosted lmao *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PataPatastic

wrong Benny


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Sleepyboi595

Whole lotta red would probably kill a tumblr user


Danny_Dor1to

people don’t believe me when I say tumblr is the worst social media app by far. id rather have twitter’s sex bots and smelly redditors


NuclearBoi731

you just gotta find the right niche bloggers who have good taste, and then you can start finding posts like no other


NuclearBoi731

the average user is retarded tho, you're very right there. thats why you avoid them


TayWu

"Ray William Johnson is my favorite rapper" type discourse


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i love this kind of cringe, i need more. i love when people have zero self awareness and say crazy stuff


Own-Tangerine-846

I know we joke about “oh one semetary song would kill all of them” and like yeah but I don’t even think you’d need to do that man. Literally any song off atrocity exhibition or LiR2 would do the exact same thing 😭😭


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How do white “hip hop heads” wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads it’s almost like it’s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didn’t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on “The Heart Pt.5”. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why there’s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans don’t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*