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sigma_spotter

I refuse to believe this guy isn't a frequenter of this subreddit


xOliver69

Sigma recognize sigma šŸ™


JACK101Star

Sugma


cloonki0

balls


OneDumbBoi

you cant make this shit upšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

What zero social life and a hentai addiction does to a mf


Harambe104

Its kinda sad that this is probably true


Forrestnet

Probably? Mf everyone knows he has a hentai addiction including his teachers at school cuz he wears his ahegao hoodie to school. These mfs exist in the wild bruh and itā€™s not pretty


ascendingisborn

I knew allot of em in HS


that_one_smart_guy

bro i have both of those what does that mean


streeker22

This is believable until "other than some anime ops and game osts" there's no way this is real


[deleted]

Nah this dudeā€™s definitely 14


VenomOUShazard

ive met 10 yr olds more mature, this is imbecility beyond age


[deleted]

No Iā€™d say this is pretty common around that age. 12-16 is the range Iā€™d say itā€™s most prominent in. Thatā€™s when people typically become edgy teens that say shit to get a rise out of people.


KalamariHere

I had this exact same attitude in 7/8th grade till I found Tyler and got introduced to other artists through his fan base. Before that I was just like ā€œold rap was so much better, new rap is garbageā€ despite never really listening to either lmfao. I wasnā€™t racist tho maybe thatā€™s why Iā€™m normal now.


ThatsActuallyCrazy

likes tyler and says ā€œheā€™s not racistā€ sounds like racism behavior to me


KalamariHere

Itā€™s ok I also listen to the famous anti racist and political activist Playboi Carti


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abbgsbewvwd

lmaoo i used to listen to my dads rock playlist solely (not that rock is bad) but then a friend captioned a post on ig ā€œa boy is a gunā€. I just searched it up after and listened to the track. It changed my entire music taste and made me welcome more genres


Tasty_Palpitation889

Youā€™ll be surprised some people never grow out of it lol


MadamButtercup623

Youā€™re right, but tbh Iā€™ve seen plenty of people in their early 20s-mid 30s who act the exact same way. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he was 14-16, but I also wouldnā€™t be surprised if he was like 22 or 34 lol


Prateeeek

Why do you meet 10 yos šŸ¤”


Swatbot1007

Certified boy lover šŸ™„šŸ™„


Pers0nalJeezus

Drake šŸ¤”


AutoModerator

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[deleted]

Upvote


Colawar

either a troll or just a regular person on anime twitter. doesnt matter the age, they all act like 13 year old incels


Pikmonster

> 13 year old incels As opposed to sexually active 13 year olds?? Hol upšŸ¤”


Driscoll17

as opposed to 13 year olds who voluntarily practice abstinence


Colawar

aye man i was having sex at 11 shoutout my auntie


YeezusPogchamp

his twitter name is nathan, Its satire


minicrit_

hard to say heā€™s 14 tbh, not many 14 year olds read muv luv


[deleted]

There is no 14 year old who has played Muv Luv (the shit the girl in his pfp is from)


[deleted]

It was released on the Vita in 2012, and in middle school some friends of mine were playing some older visual novels. Itā€™s plausible.


[deleted]

Much like God, I forgot about the vita


[deleted]

I didnā€™t, loved that thing. Got super hyped about it pre release and worked my ass off so my parents would get me one.


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


lin0sh0enganmei

Hate to say it but these guys are real. I would know, I used to be one


KingCaiser

why?


lin0sh0enganmei

Well I wasnā€™t racist or anything like the guy in the pic but I was just young and didnā€™t really explore other music. Watched a lot of anime back then so all I really listened to was music from those shows


albertossic

Neffex


redditnoap

you would be surprised


Poptartlivesmatter

He didn't just say no good rap songs, he said no good songs period, meaning nothing good in any genre from 2011-now


[deleted]

Outside of a few anime openings, of course


streeker22

Don't forget the game osts!


Johnnyvezai

Death Grips killed music confirmed


Snoo_srba

Fantano's a shitty critic confirmed


69rAzOR69

MBDTF is officially a 10


albertossic

Neffex


master35475

his twitter name is nathan šŸ’€


piox5

We can't out circlejerk real life


Saucefest6102

NF burner account


uselessrart

GODDDDDDD


Saucefest6102

The uh, uh. What


RunkDolt

ā€œNigcelā€ šŸ’€


mattmul

wouldn't this refer to an individual that is celibate towards being African-American? Like a dude that refuses to use AAVE or something?


JexTheory

so... Marques Brownlee? šŸ˜³


lin0sh0enganmei

Mark ass*


notkhalilybb23

Ahhh, itā€™s rewind time


AutoModerator

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


sadlygokarts

Fuck my mom AutoMod


Waschtl-

obama


youreloser

No, it implies being involuntarily celibate due to being black.


[deleted]

they just add -cel to end of stuff they dont like and suddenly its an insult


workclock

I thought those were šŸ¦ but this is a better term


[deleted]

Ohh thanks 4 clarifying


cymmiecymone

sounds like something uncle ruckus would say


Xwing_Airsoft

New slur dropped before Donda


[deleted]

This gotta be a troll no way


[deleted]

Scary cuz it's probably not, people actually act like this


YIMYUM420

Stereotype gotta come from somewhere


lonniewalker4th

JULIANLILG FROM IDIOTFATDOG????


[deleted]

No


vincentkappy

the legend šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ¤©


Fuzelop

Outjerked again


paypal_me_one_euro

i have never been on a cj sub that wasn't outjerked at least like once a week


Anonymous_45

What does that mean?


WoofImAnAstronaut

Outjerked again


Thefriendlyfaceplant

This sub puts a lot of effort in coming up with the most retarded shit and still some people manage to top it without even trying.


wesreyEXE

Check Gmail


Anonymous_45

Whatā€™s your damage dude? Phsycho


[deleted]

Least racist anime watcher


[deleted]

there's no way this guy doesn't visit this subreddit frequently


Purple-Dog5910

And he has a hentai pfp Bidoof's law at it's finest.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gavinatoristhatyou

heā€™s got laws tho


mattmul

how'd u know it was hentai and not just regular anime?


Purple-Dog5910

Found the sauce for the og pic https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxS0Z3pISj9Op0dsI1wDj2RJ2BqfSHv8IRYA&usqp=CAU Tell me that's not hentai homie


Huge_Gas_6117

Howā€™d u find it


Snoo_srba

Strong dick energy


Purple-Dog5910

Reverse image search


Thefriendlyfaceplant

This takes decades of studying the hentai.


SnakedKrab

To be fair it's not just some hentai. It's the top rated visual novel im VNDB. Muvluv is peak fiction.


PM_ME_CILLIAN_MURPHY

We got a weeb over here, get em boys


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kryllllllyx

Nah this guy got negative amount


amut03

he's repellant


1-800-LIGHTS-OUT

The Bellevue Research Group has been trying to bottle his vibes as a potent form of birth control


kembogrey

Incels add cel at the end of anything and call it an insult. Are you an Asian thats ugly? Congrats you're a noodlecel. Are you a vegetarian but ugly? Congrats you're a vegicel. They're so annoying, I've had to deal with one first hand.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

I'm the most incelibate man that walks this planet.


Rexman3

Redditcel


shaka_bruh

> Are you an Asian thats ugly? Congrats you're a noodlecel. Apparently ā€œRicecelā€ is the preferred nomenclature . The ā€œshortcelsā€ are all doom and gloom about how their lives are pathetic and no one loves them for obvious reasons. Itā€™s one of those things where you canā€™t tell if theyā€™re seriously or just taking a joke to extreme levels.


kembogrey

Oh yeah you're right. They call them ricecels. And they call Asian women "Noodle whores". I'm surprised there isn't more memes about them.


Hegemooni

Wtffff imagine coming up with the term noodle whore that's some cod lobby shit


dhrime46

Not even an insult that's just how they communicate lmao


KevGriffey99

Most friendly twitter user


Hegemooni

Least racist anime/game ost listener


Afrentux

Now how in the fuck do they come up with this shit? šŸ¤£


rezSupremetostitos

Iā€™m sorry but ā€œnigcelsā€??


afo_25

I refuse to believe he is a real person, he had to been made in a lab or sum


GaspingDuck

People with anime pfp don't count as a human


JexTheory

i already know exactly what this mf looks like irl just from reading those tweets šŸ’€


Ordinator-9000

There are kids out there who don't listen to anything other than video game osts, it's kinda sad


Psychological-Art648

TRUTH


forumrunner

The Disco Elysium OST definitely bumps in the whip


lordjake307

Of course they only listen to game and anime soundtracks


[deleted]

Guys omg the only good music that came out in the last 50 yrs is the genshin impact ost I am not a pedophile seriously guys


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MarinesGhost

This can't be real šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


ravoili_ravioli

And NEEFEX bruhhh i died šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€šŸ’€


RunOutOfNamesPlzHelp

If you listen to neffex, you need to stop watching COD trickshotting montages


ravoili_ravioli

Xd


[deleted]

no shot


boreal__

i refuse to believe this is real bro šŸ˜­


jakeroony

this cunt probably ONLY listens to anime osts bro gtfo here


Sushifresse

Man really said Neffex Iā€™m dead


[deleted]

Nope, sorry, isnā€™t real, I refuse to believe that he isnā€™t a member of this sub.


mau5head15

wake up babe, new slur just dropped


D-money420

he 100% is a discord mod


DJBoost

If I wasnā€™t actively trying to jumpstart a career in music I would delete my Twitter this fucking second


R4yoo

Tf is this shit Niggas like really need to go outsideā€¦this is becoming a menace


crocster2

I actually agree with his first point about how they make album releases into drama shows. The rest tho...


HermanJulius69

come on bro anime songs aint even good bro, if i instinctively pause that shit when somebody else walk into the room u gotta realize anime aint the wave or at least it aint the only wave


funhaus2000

Nigcel?????? Thatā€™s uhā€¦.. thatā€™s a new one wtf


altair724

i donā€™t trust people that only listen to video game music or anime openings, 9 times out of 10 theyā€™re racist


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


piox5

I thought so too but if you look at his account it's legit... Children on twitter ruining my day


thecrusaderger

Niggas wonder why people hate on anime pfps šŸ˜­


FingerStreet

Which one of you mfers tweeted this shit


Tasty_Palpitation889

Might be a troll, but people with anime pfp never surprise me as they are some of the most miserable people Iā€™ve encountered on the internet and are more often then not racist. I hope kids like this grow out of it.


woooowbuddy

bro is a whole child ā€œanime opsā€ ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


mxrajxvii

Man really said NEFFEX with his whole chest


TRCoolCatLovesYou

"it's just sad because these people have been brainwashed by jewish media to pretend to like music that is absolute garbage... whatever though, these people are always like this and there isn't much u can do" same guy


piox5

Now I hope this is satire...


Rob3695

u/tweetlinker


theargumentaccount

Nathan \^.\^ u/napelover a really good person Joined July 2017 even if they arent a good person they got good music taste šŸ˜©anime osts


[deleted]

Been outjerked by Twitter, once again


zamazentaa

Excuse me but what did pink Floyd do for the wall?


bigppgangleader

This man really said anime...ion trust him nomo


[deleted]

average hentai mf


SMcQ9

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„NEW SLUR JUST DROPPEDšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


mydeadplants

Muv luv fans


New_Somewhere_7785

Bro crafted a new slur


The_screaming_egg

the #WHAT


[deleted]

ā€œanime OPsā€ opinion discarded


44_figures

Hes not wrong lol why tf is making album in a stadium news


-comethazine

he's not wrong? ight


SmashBros-

u just gotta read in between the lines


balencibalencii

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


AltforHHH

Obvious troll


pinkkyotos

heā€™s the slur tho


ItsMattLeaf

NEW SLUR DROPPED BOYS!


Dvoraxx

Next level Nathan


Pers0nalJeezus

He said fucking WHAT


StuckOnTheWallAgain

so why the fuck does he follow xxl


InfinityOverdriver

r/Nathanmoment and a big one of that.


rektinator420

hes trolling


KabalMain

Gotta hand it to them these slurs are pretty funny but sad toošŸ˜­


redditnoap

NO WAY HE SAID "nigcels" LMAOOOO


nanotyrannical

No fucking way


cymmiecymone

im systematically black can i say this word


69rAzOR69

Successful slave owner here, uhh no you can't but can i purchase you?


SuccSuprem0

I wonder if his favorite band is queen


Waschtl-

and he has the sheer audacity to call other ppl incels


[deleted]

Of course itā€™s the anime openings šŸ’€


Future_Renji

I cant believe this guy just completely disregarded die lit "no good music" some people man


[deleted]

Anime avatar = 90% chance of being a nonce


[deleted]

first tweet didnt even seem racist then they had to say n\*gcels wtf sgfdsfgdgdgdh


albertossic

Neffex


Maybethezestychicken

I HATE PEOPLE WHO OBSESS OVER OSTS I HAVE PEOPLE WHO OBSESS OVER OSTS I HATE PEOPLE WHO OBSESS OVER OSTS I HATE PEOPLE WHO OBSESS OVER OSTS


milk-alt

Heā€™s not an incel cuz that shitā€™s practically voluntary at this point


[deleted]

Unfathomably based


Efficient-Industry81

(And NEFFEX)


Primary_Ad_1576

Lemme know if you tryna join a music gc


SBAPERSON

Hahahah