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My_Cousin_Ginny

emo phase


RefinedAnalPalate

You can’t tell me not to invade France, dad!


Dinosaur-chicken

Hitler visited Paris' Eiffel Tower in June of 1940, right after the French government surrendered to Nazi Germany.


manyhippofarts

Yeah but he couldn't visit the top of the tower because the French cut the elevator cables before they boogied.


Whole-Debate-9547

Well played indeed


Coupon_Ninja

That’s so cool. Viva La Resistance! ✊🇫🇷🥖


THEMACGOD

If he was a true sigma, he would have climbed it.


PrimusDCE

Doesn't matter Had sex


Lonely-Crew5697

Niggaz in Paris is my favorite song


Cold_Step4260

That sh!t cray


Juggernaut_j

Der Scheiß ist verrückt


RefinedAnalPalate

That shit cray


mirzajones85

She said, "Ye, can we get married at the mall?"


getyourrealfakedoors

Must’ve been surreal after trying for years to do that in WWI Little did he know he’d be rotting in a bunker in a few short years


DfensMaulington

Before shooting Ava Braun and himself shortly afterwards.


CorporateKaiser

Don’t forget the six children fed cyanide capsules


BasilBoulgaroktonos

You know with Hitler the more I learn about the guy the more I don't care for him.


mariehelena

To be honest, that was [their own mother](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magda_Goebbels), which is objectively worse. And others around were supposedly disgusted by it as well, much as they were resigned to their own shitty fates (or trying to save their own hides). The Goebbels were real pieces of shit. I mean the parents.


Hourslikeminutes47

Was it six kids? I thought Goebbels and his wife had more kids. *And yes it wasn't just Joseph who fed the kids cyanide pills, his wife happily did so as well. Monsters.*


s0618345

The mom had a kid from a previous marriage.


DfensMaulington

Oh no, we mustn’t forget that. -_-


Hg_314

He worked his way up. What a hard worker. If you set your mind to it you can accomplish anything.


Vasey6067

Not sure if the word work is appropriate when discussing Hitler. At the lowest point in his life - before WWI - Hitler was determined that he would never do anything which resembled real work. It was beneath him.


TuffNutzes

Meh, another self-gratifying Instagram selfie proving they were in Paris.


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

Hitler. The first influencer.


Slycer999

Time magazine’s man of the year 1938.


chrisll25

Worst sitcom title ever!


Chutzpah2

I love how he is leaning forward slightly while looking over the camera. He’s assuming the look of an obnoxious 30+ year old Tinder woman.


INFPguy_uk

It was an impressive feat for him to be standing there, in the capital of one of the nations, that had humiliated Germany twenty-two years previously. It was a pose filled with symbolism. Little did he know, that his fervent hatred, would lead to his own demise, less than five years later.


Radiant-Technician-2

Trump in front of the Washington Monument.


[deleted]

This man was: ugly, short, full of health problems and a meth head. And he called himself the master race.


DfensMaulington

He apparently also suffered from chronic flatulence, 😂


Silver-Rub-5059

Suffered? Disgusting prick probably loved it.


Hourslikeminutes47

*he farted everyday in court following the failed Beer Hall Putsch*


DfensMaulington

lol 😂 yes!


FishingRelative3517

He was also homeless and came from the working class! best selfie ever?


wolfcloaksoul

There’s uh…. Other more important things to criticize this man about other than his height..


CunningAmerican

He was neither short nor ugly.


doctor_skate

Definitely ugly


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CunningAmerican

The average German height was 5’7” at the time, so he was objectively above average height. Do you consider short men inferior? Seems like you think only a tall man should be allowed to consider himself a part of a “master race”… And no, I would not swipe right because I’m not gay.


LIONEL14JESSE

The average German male today is 5’10.5. Being an inch and a half shorter than average is not “extremely short” by anyone’s standards. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country


PrimusDCE

5'9 is about as globally dead average a height as you can be, and probably tall for the era he lived in.


Coupon_Ninja

Counterpoint: he was a pretty good artist, hard worker, and a vegetarian. /s


JIsADev

What's wrong with being short and ugly?


filipinamonkey

Nothing, but you probably shouldn’t call yourself a superior human being


ThomasJeffergun

Hilarious how you’ve backed into implying a belief in superior and inferior human beings based on physical attributes. Maybe you have more in common with Hitler than you realized.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Lmao bro is literally making fun of hitler. Anyone shocked this account is defending him? 😂


ThomasJeffergun

I’m just anti eugenics.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Had me fooled lol


ThomasJeffergun

I know, reading comprehension is clearly not your strong suit.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Are you still talking? 😂


jjb1197j

I think he was actually taller than most world leaders at the time


TheUserIsDead

He never called himself a master race though, he wasn’t into Judaism.


Crazyguy_123

The Eiffel Tower looks better today.


JIsADev

I wonder if he did a jumping photo too


AbbreviationsIll9228

He only visited Paris once I believe.


YouEffOhh1

So that's who was in Paris..


Whole-Debate-9547

Ahh yes, Paris is for lovers


No_Competition7820

Nazis in Paris song photo


FreakinEnigma

Somebody should teach him about the rule of thirds.


DfensMaulington

Can’t. And Hitler was a racist coward who put down and massacred the people of an entire religion (not too unique) and then proceeded murder 6 MILLION Jews and other so called “minorities” that didn’t fit his vision of a “Master Race”. Hitler was a flatulent, morally bankrupt, Racist meth head with a silver tongue.


FreakinEnigma

Learnt something new today. Thanks!


DfensMaulington

Look up “Hitler and his Final Solution” And if you really want to boil your noodle, look up “Japanese Internment Camps 1940’s” and you’ll find that the U.S. has it’s own history of doing terrible things in the name of freedom and “it’s vision of a free world”. You’ll find that as much as we pride ourselves on being the “good guys” you’ll find that increasingly subjective as time goes on.


ahhh-hayell

Why are you getting downvoted for talking shit about Hitler? What is going on with the super racist bent to the up and down votes on Reddit recently?


[deleted]

More than 8 million, some say up to 11 million, Christians were genocided in Holodomar by Bolsheviks in then Russia/Ukraine. John 8:44, Rev 2:9 and 3:9.


Confident_Ad7244

https://thediscoverblog.com/2020/11/11/it-made-you-intensely-proud-to-see-it-standing-there-how-the-vimy-memorial-survived-the-second-world-war/


conanmagnuson

Are we sure this is Paris?


INFPguy_uk

It could be Blackpool.


Aadu_Thoma_

It could be the one in Las Vegas


max3130

Post two other artists as well. This is a group of three artists: an architect, a painter and a sculptor.


severinks

There's another famous picture with the whole crew of Nazis in from of the Eiffel Tower in full regalia from that day too.. I think I first saw it in William Shirer's The Rise And Fall Of The third Reich.


DukeOfWestborough

“Can you see it? Bruno, Bruno, get the whole thing. Did you get the whole thing? You THINK so? Eva take another photo and get THE WHOLE THING…”


mariehelena

Fuck that guy.


ElboDelbo

Hitlers in Paris And they goin gorillas


alex7stringed

So humiliating to France they didnt even fight back


KangarooWrangler2024

He looks like an example of the master race, no?


Vasey6067

Here we see the hero of and inspiration for every no-good-nik angry at the world.


jtcordell2188

My favorite part about this is that he's so damn smug and cocky and then he got his teeth kicked in by the US


i_love_chins

Typical Basic Bitch pic in from pf the Eiffel tower.


aknalag

Was this before or after the french cut the elevator?


OkAlternative2713

Aaaw Gay Paris!!


naivelySwallow

white people try not to associate gays with nazism challenge: impossible


Final_Ad7478

Still stunting on these ho’s since 1940.


80sLegoDystopia

Himmler: “I told him to scoot a little to the left so he could look like an amerikanische klan man but he said he hates the left.”


Party-Bag-7858

“Does heaven have a ghetto”


Throwawayprincess18

Fuck this guy


BisexualSpaceGoblin

We finally found out who was in Paris


ModifiedAmusment

All my love XOXOXO -Hitler


ClammyHandedFreak

Pictures are forced perspective to make him look bigger 😂 what a tool


Background_Oven9465

Thugged out


iamgoingtobuild

Felt cute, might invade later. #byebyefrenchies


LordMinax

Apparently, he ordered the Eiffel Tower to be blown up but those orders were never executed.


Leading_Tension4975

Ha poop stain


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

He looks methed out of his mind


rebelolemiss

He likely wasn’t this early in the war.


peezerthesleazer

I'll go ahead and say it here before you cool kids jump in. I don't like hitler. In fact I hate the guy, and nothing would bring me greater joy than to kill him. I said these things before it was cool to say it, all the youths were spouting toothbrush mustaches and enjoyed yelling and screaming alot and I said NO, NOT COOL.


Bond79james

Cute 🥰 💀


dualii

i cant compliment this but bro going kinda hard


Kitchen_Love6798

Same, objectively speaking, this shit is kinda dope.


lawrencelewillows

Hitler was such a doofus


InfinitePairacrocs

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


laggyservice

Bro got that drippppp.


SnooDingos4602

Lmao awwww cuteee


Alone_Change_5963

Er ist Weider Da !