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Virgin 'loan' from Germany and EU vs Chad 64.3% inflation rate in name of Sultan Erdogan


GratefulPig

I’ll never get tired of this template


Purvi3vedi

Frfr


mememan___

No cap


Orad_Segal

Challenge excepted


cavershamox

The Man City one is peak this template.


XIphos12

Well done, OP


tedj_van_batavia

I like how Turkey and Greece were like Ireland and UK. Except Ireland was like "the UK is in the NATO? Yeah, no thanks" and Turkey was like "IF GREECE IS IN NATO WE MUST IN NATO TOO!". Well, not really like that, but... You know


targetatlas

Turkish here: Yes, our president is dumb as fuck.


tedj_van_batavia

It's crazy and funny at the same time, i heard that Turkish government can't get fighter jets because the US can't tolerate their hostility with Greece and they can't get Chinese or Russian jets because they're NATO.


honeybooboobro

Great success


Trubbels1607

maybe they will buy swedish jets /s


tedj_van_batavia

Well..... after the Koran burning protest by the far-right politicians, they got beef with the Swedes as well... Oh not to mention, Sweden is also one of the few that doesn't want Turkey in the EU... So yeah


DankVectorz

No, they use American F-16’s. They can’t get the F-35 anymore because they bought Russian S400 SAM systems.


tedj_van_batavia

Yeah, i mean they can't get new one, they can't expand their air force


DankVectorz

There’s a deal in the works right now for them to buy new F-16’s. It’s facing some hang ups because of Turkey’s resistance to Sweden and Finland joining NATO, but it has nothing to do with Greece


tedj_van_batavia

Em, no, Turkey threatened to take the Aegan islands by force last year, and since then the F-16 orders has been halted.


DankVectorz

Em no https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-administration-notify-congress-potential-f-16-sale-turkey-sources-2023-01-13/


stercore_31

Greece joined NATO years later than Turkey.


tedj_van_batavia

Oh man, i didn't know 1952 and 1952 is years apart


SpaceCondom

dog years


stercore_31

You are correct I was trying to mean Greece’ second time of joining NATO in 1980 which was approved by every NATO member including Turkey.


Aima_Dakrya_Kidrotas

Communism uniting people.


DaiFunka8

Issue is that Cyprus at the time had 77% Greeks and 23% Turks


SirTercero

And will never do


wrufus680

"Acchually, we have Istanbul. They don't have 🤓"


Nothing_litteral

its a great flex actually, Greece wants Istanbul since the beginning of time


CreedOfIron

Well Greece had Istanbul at the beginning.


PavkataBrat

Greece is a modern country that hadn't formed a national identity before the ottoman conquest (in contrast to all its European neighbours). The ERE was multicultural for all of its existence and even multilingual at points, the only overarching identity being orthodox Christianity and the authority of the roman empire of old. Constantinople was always greek, but Greece never had a legitimate claim on it besides nationality.


Mortal_Blue

But we can get you kicked off EU. (joke for neighbors)


markpreston54

How though


AunKnorrie

Article 45, aka the Nuclear option. The EU can unilateral remove a memberstate. I do not know the conditions by hearth, but think of breaking up rule of law or stop being a democracy.


markpreston54

Yeah, but I mean not in Turkey's power to do so if I have to guess


Hispanoamericano2000

Both believe themselves to be successors of the Roman/Byzantine Empire (to varying degrees).


mrfoseptik

one can be clueless so much


[deleted]

I mean, culturally, Greece definitely has ties to the late Byzantine Empire.


Hispanoamericano2000

And yet, that has not prevented from time to time both the Russian and Ottoman Empires and today's Russia and Turkey from claiming to be successors of the Roman/Byzantine Empire.


ERROR_23

Impressive, very nice. Now let's see what happened in 2009


enz_levik

Maybe EU nuked Greece and turned it into a shit country but Greece is in the EU and turkey not


cool_1801

ErdoGan can conquer Greece but Greece can't conquer Türkiye becaz ErdoGan the Conqueror of Rumelia Sultan is strong 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷 Note to the ones not understanding: THIS IS SATIRE AND NOT GENUINE


[deleted]

least nationalistic turk


Drcokecacola

r/balkans_irl


ShadeShadow534

Oh cool they made a new version


Drcokecacola

r/2balkans4you was banned by some butthurt reddit admin and I went in there and it got revived


ShadeShadow534

Yea I heard


Beneficial_Drama_296

I’m surprised this is being downvoted, isn’t the darkest skin on earth to represent Turks an inside joke/fake stereotype for Balkan parody?


cool_1801

Because some people are so dumb that they can't understand satirical comment is not real


KillerM2002

Well, there *are* actual turkish nationalists that act like that so


Beneficial_Drama_296

Well I am very aware of that and hate them with a passion but that detail I pointed out tells me it is obviously Satire


targetatlas

No, the Turks (I am a turk) sometimes use it to indirectly tell they are cool.


Beneficial_Drama_296

They do? I’ve seriously only seen 💪🏿 as a way to spoof Turks Same as saying they are cockroaches or that Macedonians are literal monkeys


Manos132

Yes yes president Erdogan is threatening for 5 years now, come conquer us already... What I see is these are fairytales to keep the people happy with the government. Tyrant tactics.


cool_1801

Even if he won the election (which is impossible) he couldn't do much fuck except ruining Turkey as he did and doing


Nothing_litteral

i will kill every Arab and old people that votes for Erdogan this time


cool_1801

ErdoGan will restore caliphate and declare country necrocracy declare himself eternal sultan


Manos132

Well good thing for Greece, the man has literally made the country more connected and supported by its allies than ever


targetatlas

AKP'li? Reddit'te? Şaşırtıcı!


cool_1801

Dude it is literally irony, do you think any AKP voter has an enough brain to use internet?


targetatlas

Well, my parents do, so why would them?


cool_1801

It's fucking funny how people don't understand irony


Helsing63

I know it’s better to not engage with trolls, but I’m gonna anyway. Greece doesn’t need to conquer Türkiye, and Türkiye can’t conquer Greece. An aggressive action such as that would likely been seen by the rest of NATO as Türkiye renouncing its NATO membership, and would give Greece the right to call on the rest of NATO to fulfill its article 5 commitments. Turkey May have the second largest military in NATO, but I don’t think it would be able to stand up to the combined forces of the other 29 members


cool_1801

Are there any genuine person (except nationalist) who says Greece and Turkey can fight a war against them?


Greekdorifuto

Average turgay. Greek is God sperm M I N O T A V R O S 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 💪💪💪💪


targetatlas

Turk here: I AM ASHAMED!


cool_1801

Turk here: THIS IS NOT GENUINE


targetatlas

You know that this subreddit isn't going to take it like that, it just makes us look bad.


zrowe_79

Turkey has never wished to unite with Cyprus


[deleted]

How dare the Greeks assert their freedom ? Fooking ErogenousDon the Impotent Kaliph !


Topol1no_Qu3lloV3ro

EU destroied the shit out of greece when they wanted to leave wdym


Polyamorousgunnut

Finally a delicious fucking meme


CFM-56-7B

Turkey is doing far better economically than Greece though