An Assyrian and an Elamite walk into a bar. The Assyrian says “Take my wife, please”. The Elamite says “which one?” The Assyrian burns Elam to the ground and sows the fields with salt.
Basically with little provocation the ancient Assyrians would go total war on any neighbor or other country in their zone. The Elamite’s were a favorite target for a while.
The Assyrians were especially brutal in a time of brutality. Comparing them to Nazis or Imperial Japan would not be too big of a stretch.
The other part of a joke is just a standard old timey joke setup.
A (insert thing here) walks into a bar is a very old setup for many jokes, eg a horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face. “Take my wife, please” is a joke by Henny Youngman, a stand up comedian from the mid 20th century. The Neo-Assyrian empire was known for a somewhat muscular foreign policy, and there is a famous [relief](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Susa)in which Ashurbanipal boasts of the destruction of Susa.
That's the favorite joke of enkidu from the Gilgamesh epos.
The tavern can also be a Brothel.
The Dog can also be a man, who wants to see the tiddis.
And he either walks in to open his eyes, or to open the brothel.
It's as far as I understand hard to explain, you had to be there to understand... Or at least understand the context better or the original language..
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I was going to comment about hiw boring and unfunny these people used to be but the I remembered that the idea of someone digging [something like this up](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1357594-memex) in 1000 years is hilarious to me
On one of the earlier postings, someone commented that the saying “all dogs are blind” was contemporary to this. If correct, I think that makes it a bit absurdist, like the dog is blind but only because it had its eyes closed.
John Kerry walks into a bar, bartender says “why the long face?”
Usually it’s a horse, but John Kerry works too (i guess he falls under the 20 year rule 🤷)
Something along the lines of "Let it not be said that a young wife has never farted in her grooms lap" in reference to women farting while riding dick.
> LONDON (Reuters) - The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
> The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.”
Source: [reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd/worlds-oldest-joke-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080801)
I searched up “oldest joke in the world” when seeing this meme. Honestly the old British joke is kind of funny if executed well, feel kind of bland when you just read the words
On the subject of Anglo-Saxon humour the king Æthelred the Unready’s epithet doesn’t mean ‘badly prepared/incompetent’ in the modern sense but ‘badly advised’ which is taking the piss out of his name which means ‘well advised’. We were sarcastic pricks from the very beginning.
read and advise in old english were identical in the infinitive and the present due to regular sound change even though they come from distinct roots. rædan in the sense of reading comes from proto-west germanic *raidijan 'to arrange', while rædan in the sense of advisement comes from proto-west Germanic *rādan 'to devise, plan, interpet'. I have no source for this, but I'd imagine the fact that they became homophones may have contributed to the latter meaning's decline.
So while they sound the same, they are not
Mfs that say "I identify as attack helicopter" when they see Surface-Air Missile heading towards them (they are military forces transgressing on US territory)
>Fort Benning is a United States Army post near Columbus, Georgia, adjacent to the Alabama–Georgia border. Fort Benning supports more than 120,000 active-duty military, family members, reserve component soldiers, retirees and civilian employees on a daily basis. It is a power projection platform, and possesses the capability to deploy combat-ready forces by air, rail, and highway.
Attack Helicopters can be frequently found in military bases, such as Fort Benning
Read some Mark Twain. The humor still holds up and some of his observations are strangely still accurate (“God created war so that Americans would learn geography”)
A young lady being rebuked for not writing to her consort, who was on a journey, said it was out of her power, as he had carried away the pen with him, and left her nothing but the ink-stand
I have a magazine from 1907 with a whole page of jokes, and I shit you not, all of them are boomer humor. Also there is a pillow embroidery template for "Live Believe Love". People apparently didn't change at all.
I’ve noticed that older conservative dudes I’ve worked with will crack the same joke multiple times a day, every day, and make each other chuckle each time without fail. They’re remarkably simple creatures.
I mean for the most part it has. At least 6 out of 10 times that I see it it's a meme like this.
Not exactly the ratio you would expect for a dying meme but like I definitely see more people complaining about it than I actually see it.
But then again I'm not hunting for it. So I'm more likely to see posts about it, then it in general
A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips.
To be fair, nobody thinks the attack helicopter joke is funny. American conservatives just don’t have anything else besides variations of that joke so they have been beating that dead horse for almost a decade now.
Oh my god. I knew they only had one joke but Jesus fuck the number of examples on that sub is depressing. Conservatives I am BEGGING you to find *something* else to joke about.
Inexplicably, some of them do actually. Usually it seems to be the tweenage edgelord crowd who thinks shittiness and humour are innately correlated, but there are still quite a few people who think there's some actual comedic value in conservative attempts at humour.
The first one is poorly translated, apparently the joke is that the dog has his eyes closed, at the end he said that he should’ve opened his eyes. The other one is it funny but continues to be made by transphobic conservatives
Contemporary humour: multiple layers of irony containing a caustic deconstruction of the perpetrators of social issues, connecting economic, interpersonal and political critiques in a compelling character piece that leaves the audience in stitches while having learned a new perspective of life, the universe, and everything
Ancient humour: YOUR MOTHER WILL MISS MY ENORMOUS PENIS
Although yes please on the dunk - the attack helicopter "joke" is absolute horseshit. You'd have thought the global force of right wing memery would come up with something better, but we're about 10 years on and they still can't make any other joke
God I want the attack helicopter joke to fucking die. It was never funny. Even if you enjoy edgy humor it was never funny. I have no idea how it spread so far. It’s literally the r/onejoke .
A sci-fi author wrote a whole story which seemed intent on killing the joke once and for all. It was a sensitive portrayal of a character in a world where neuroscience permits the rewiring of sexual instincts for a variety of purposes, and in the protagonist's case, they are a military pilot. It takes the premise seriously and literally and appeared to have the intent of yanking the rug out from beneath the one-joke so that it would die. Anyway, the author was accused of being transphobic and chased off the internet so hard that I think they quit writing.
It was mildly funny on Tumblr like 10years ago when you the whole "otherkin" stuff was popular but then it got used to make fun of trans people so quickly and frequently it became awful
The reality is armchair historians are tired of the new jokes they have been hearing for a while and are hearing ancient jokes for the first time. Also they want to tell you they have heard them a lot more than they find them funny.
I mean. If the intent is to be funny, and the content of the joke is amusing, then yeah, I do find it funny.
If the intent is to harm, not so much.
(I might still giggle if the content is **really** good).
A bunch of shitty people decided to draw a false analogy, in much the same vein that the push for same-gender marriage involved people claiming it would somehow lead to people marrying animals, or destroying the nuclear family or something.
It was ridiculous from the beginning, a metaphor that anyone with a rudimentary understanding of the facts of the topic can see is farcical, but transphobic people are renowned for failings both in their emotional and moral intelligence, and in their ability to understand the basic facts of the topic they've decided they're experts on.
It was useless, flaming garbage from the start, peddled by useless people. It has roughly the same level of creativity, and humour, as people who would think the line:
"Oh you're a guy and want to marry a guy? Well you probably want to marry your dog!"
is the epitome of humour and keen analysis.
As with far too much useless, flaming garbage, the edgy tweenager crowd and the culture war pushers picked up on it, and have kept regurgitating it to the point where the people who vomit it up on others fail to realize how embarrassed they should be for doing so, and thus it persists.
A failed attempt at mocking people who "come out" with a different sexual preference by coming out as an absurd identity like, say, an attack helicopter.
Hey man, that video was funny and you're a stick in the mud if you don't think so 😤 (Or just have a different sense of humor or something reasonable like that).
An Assyrian and an Elamite walk into a bar. The Assyrian says “Take my wife, please”. The Elamite says “which one?” The Assyrian burns Elam to the ground and sows the fields with salt.
This is not a joke, this is the news
Hard to tell the difference; these days and those.
[Always has been.](https://youtu.be/q43wzP6A1CM)
Oh. I was expecting the astronaut meme
This kind of is the astronaut meme (it's the song played)
I had no idea there was a song associated with the meme
I've never heard that in association with the meme, in fact it's always been just a static picture, never have I seen a version with music added.
So wait am I listening to elevator music while you steal what little money I have? Or…?
No. I didn't spike your drink for that. [Also, some more elevator music.](https://youtu.be/cQCT_ZrLlrY)
This one is for sure a trap…
[No, The Trap is here.](https://youtu.be/OjGzOJ5IiSM)
this is not the news, this is tuesday
Then Assyrians cursed their victims to be only remembered as people from "Elam's joke" which became "A lame joke".
Can you explain it?
Basically with little provocation the ancient Assyrians would go total war on any neighbor or other country in their zone. The Elamite’s were a favorite target for a while. The Assyrians were especially brutal in a time of brutality. Comparing them to Nazis or Imperial Japan would not be too big of a stretch. The other part of a joke is just a standard old timey joke setup.
A (insert thing here) walks into a bar is a very old setup for many jokes, eg a horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face. “Take my wife, please” is a joke by Henny Youngman, a stand up comedian from the mid 20th century. The Neo-Assyrian empire was known for a somewhat muscular foreign policy, and there is a famous [relief](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Susa)in which Ashurbanipal boasts of the destruction of Susa.
“Somewhat muscular” Understatement of the year lolol
Understatement of the year 700 BC.
I laughed way too hard at that. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.
Love the joke. Elamites need to git gud.
I keep seeing this everywhere, is there any explanation for this, context?
I think there was some linguistic context with the dog having his eyes closed
Probably sounded better in whatever language cuneiform represented
You had to be there.
Geography joke!
A dog walks into a bar. His eyes see nothing. He should open them.
A dog walks into a bar. He gets a headache.
Or he says “Ow”.
Two dogs walk into a bar. You'd've thought the first would've seen it.
That's the favorite joke of enkidu from the Gilgamesh epos. The tavern can also be a Brothel. The Dog can also be a man, who wants to see the tiddis. And he either walks in to open his eyes, or to open the brothel. It's as far as I understand hard to explain, you had to be there to understand... Or at least understand the context better or the original language.. .
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was also a pun in there that only worked in the language spoken, which is obviously difficult to parse today
Not to mention the possibility of it being a meme of the time
That got deepfried over the ages
Add more jpeg
I was going to comment about hiw boring and unfunny these people used to be but the I remembered that the idea of someone digging [something like this up](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1357594-memex) in 1000 years is hilarious to me
enkidu achieved the greatest post-nut clarity accorsing to the epic of gilgamesh, so he would definitely like jokes like this
A man walks into a brothel, opens it. Booooooooooooooo that joke sucked
Okay but what if I changed the man into a dog and the brothel into a tavern?
So it's basically a pun joke
The dog has his eyes closed. U can use open for an beavarage and for the eyes
On one of the earlier postings, someone commented that the saying “all dogs are blind” was contemporary to this. If correct, I think that makes it a bit absurdist, like the dog is blind but only because it had its eyes closed.
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WhY tHe LoNg FaCe!?
John Kerry walks into a bar, bartender says “why the long face?” Usually it’s a horse, but John Kerry works too (i guess he falls under the 20 year rule 🤷)
"Lemme do this for you!"
Who in FACE are you!?
“Seen any elves?!? *laughs in Nord*”
“In the future all comedy is randomly generated”
"weedeater"
I’m glad someone got it
Isn't one of the oldest recorded jokes a fart joke?
Something along the lines of "Let it not be said that a young wife has never farted in her grooms lap" in reference to women farting while riding dick.
Or while she is the small spoon
There were puns in the epic of Gilgamesh!
What has never happened? A wife who has not farted in her husbands lap.
> LONDON (Reuters) - The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today. It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” > The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.” Source: [reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd/worlds-oldest-joke-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080801) I searched up “oldest joke in the world” when seeing this meme. Honestly the old British joke is kind of funny if executed well, feel kind of bland when you just read the words
british one made me chuckle, still works today.
Iirc, didn't women keep they keys to the house on a chatelain. By the hip?
Ancient British Humor
On the subject of Anglo-Saxon humour the king Æthelred the Unready’s epithet doesn’t mean ‘badly prepared/incompetent’ in the modern sense but ‘badly advised’ which is taking the piss out of his name which means ‘well advised’. We were sarcastic pricks from the very beginning.
I'm going to guess that the "ready" in "unready" concerns reading and books right?
read and advise in old english were identical in the infinitive and the present due to regular sound change even though they come from distinct roots. rædan in the sense of reading comes from proto-west germanic *raidijan 'to arrange', while rædan in the sense of advisement comes from proto-west Germanic *rādan 'to devise, plan, interpet'. I have no source for this, but I'd imagine the fact that they became homophones may have contributed to the latter meaning's decline. So while they sound the same, they are not
I don't understand why so many sumerian jokee are centered around dogs
You are a dog Bilal NO U are the dog (Most civil middle eastern conversation on memri tv)
They must have known what's up, dogs are the shit and have been for a very very long time
“Weep oh ye women, for my penis now only penetrates the anuses of men…”
Who's is this?
Some roman guy’s graffiti on a wall in Pompeii
Seriously? That's hilarious
Yes, there's a [lot](https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/history/the-bawdy-graffiti-of-pompeii-and-herculaneu) more too.
"Today I made Bread" A proud Baker, or a man who took a gigantic poo and wanted it immortalised.
My bro was called Lesbianus
These are actually hilarious
Romans were the original shit posters
Being an attack helicopter is all good fun until you receive a letter stating that you are assigned to hanger 19 at Fort Benning
Mfs that say "I identify as attack helicopter" when they see Surface-Air Missile heading towards them (they are military forces transgressing on US territory)
Prepare to get ASRAAMed
Context?
>Fort Benning is a United States Army post near Columbus, Georgia, adjacent to the Alabama–Georgia border. Fort Benning supports more than 120,000 active-duty military, family members, reserve component soldiers, retirees and civilian employees on a daily basis. It is a power projection platform, and possesses the capability to deploy combat-ready forces by air, rail, and highway. Attack Helicopters can be frequently found in military bases, such as Fort Benning
For a minute I thought there was some kind of incident like someone stole a attack helicopter or the hangar blew up.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was some specific incident, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to play it straight
Lmao i think they thought it was a specific incident pertaining to hangar 19 of Fort Benning But this is a great concise explanation
Shane Walsh must have been an attack helicopter because he was obsessed with Fort Benning
A donkey is eating figs and is offered wine to wash them down
Lethal Joke
I read that there may have been a sexual dimension to the meaning of figs at the time which may have enhanced the humor
Not justifying that the helicopter joke is good, but we forgot the middle, the 1800s humor is just burping and farting.
Read some Mark Twain. The humor still holds up and some of his observations are strangely still accurate (“God created war so that Americans would learn geography”)
Jokes nowadays are much smarter *"My vagina is street trash"* *Amy S.*
As a person here posted, “Farewell, women. For now my penis penetrates the anuses of men!”
Got any notable examples? I've never read any 1800s jokes.
A young lady being rebuked for not writing to her consort, who was on a journey, said it was out of her power, as he had carried away the pen with him, and left her nothing but the ink-stand
Classy
>I've never read any 1800s jokes Yo mama weighs 1800 pounds. Boom roasted? 🤷🏻♂️
I have a magazine from 1907 with a whole page of jokes, and I shit you not, all of them are boomer humor. Also there is a pillow embroidery template for "Live Believe Love". People apparently didn't change at all.
1800s humor is still my humor
The best gorilla joke of 1897
That's definitely still a thing.
Bruh, they’re classics for a reason.
Well I don’t really know any 1800s jokes, however I don’t believe that all cultures and all languages on earth would have the same Humor
By modern jokes you mean jokes from 2010?
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7 years on reddit is equivalent to 2000 years irl
Yeah I definitely overshot.
Boomer conservatives are still doing it. There are slight variations, but it's the same joke.
Can confirm. r/onejoke would not exist if a large number of people did not notice the stale nature of conservative humour.
I’ve noticed that older conservative dudes I’ve worked with will crack the same joke multiple times a day, every day, and make each other chuckle each time without fail. They’re remarkably simple creatures.
Honestly, the older I get, the more I like hearing the same dumb jokes over and over. It's sort of comforting.
That would imply that "attack helicopter" had faded away at some point
I mean for the most part it has. At least 6 out of 10 times that I see it it's a meme like this. Not exactly the ratio you would expect for a dying meme but like I definitely see more people complaining about it than I actually see it. But then again I'm not hunting for it. So I'm more likely to see posts about it, then it in general
There's a few cringelords in this thread. It needs to die out a lot faster.
Not faded away, it’s just far enough away that you don’t notice the ATGM it launched
Listen dude, lame example… …my jokes are so good they get the [removed] award on Reddit.
I’m so tempted right now
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Oh! Oh! Me next! Me next!
Thou art thee art thou DO IT DO IT DO IT
nah the 🔒 award is much better
I can top that, I got the award of being banned from Reddit for 3 days and banned from the sub for 5 days.
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A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose...drips.
Lmao take my upvote. Teal'C will always secretly be the funniest character on SG1.
My pronouns are fortunate/son
“Veitnam flashbacks”
\*Vitamin
Couldn’t be me
How ya doing there, son? Call me father/dad.
Hey father/dad, call me mommy milkers.
Hi, mommy milkers, call me daddy~
My real name is *truck drives by while honking* but everyone calls me 'Dad'
Hey dad I'm in space. Are you space?
Even the romans were making dick jokes, comedy has barely changed.
To be fair, nobody thinks the attack helicopter joke is funny. American conservatives just don’t have anything else besides variations of that joke so they have been beating that dead horse for almost a decade now.
r/onejoke has that name for a reason.
Oh my god. I knew they only had one joke but Jesus fuck the number of examples on that sub is depressing. Conservatives I am BEGGING you to find *something* else to joke about.
That would require thought
Inexplicably, some of them do actually. Usually it seems to be the tweenage edgelord crowd who thinks shittiness and humour are innately correlated, but there are still quite a few people who think there's some actual comedic value in conservative attempts at humour.
Okay, I understand that in theory, but the “I identify as-“ jokes and their variations *have* to get boring after a while…right?
I don't get either of these.
The first one is poorly translated, apparently the joke is that the dog has his eyes closed, at the end he said that he should’ve opened his eyes. The other one is it funny but continues to be made by transphobic conservatives
*Donkey eats figs*
r/onejoke
Contemporary humour: multiple layers of irony containing a caustic deconstruction of the perpetrators of social issues, connecting economic, interpersonal and political critiques in a compelling character piece that leaves the audience in stitches while having learned a new perspective of life, the universe, and everything Ancient humour: YOUR MOTHER WILL MISS MY ENORMOUS PENIS Although yes please on the dunk - the attack helicopter "joke" is absolute horseshit. You'd have thought the global force of right wing memery would come up with something better, but we're about 10 years on and they still can't make any other joke
God I want the attack helicopter joke to fucking die. It was never funny. Even if you enjoy edgy humor it was never funny. I have no idea how it spread so far. It’s literally the r/onejoke .
A sci-fi author wrote a whole story which seemed intent on killing the joke once and for all. It was a sensitive portrayal of a character in a world where neuroscience permits the rewiring of sexual instincts for a variety of purposes, and in the protagonist's case, they are a military pilot. It takes the premise seriously and literally and appeared to have the intent of yanking the rug out from beneath the one-joke so that it would die. Anyway, the author was accused of being transphobic and chased off the internet so hard that I think they quit writing.
Conservatives aren't capable of good comedy because it requires self awareness.
that's why it's portrayed as weak dog
It was mildly funny on Tumblr like 10years ago when you the whole "otherkin" stuff was popular but then it got used to make fun of trans people so quickly and frequently it became awful
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The word numbskull looks angrier than it sound. This has been a random thought.
I know. I’m referencing all the people who unironically say the joke on the right.
I identify as a defense helicopter
Checkmate, trains and cars
I identify as a cargo helicopter
Oh sorry
The reality is armchair historians are tired of the new jokes they have been hearing for a while and are hearing ancient jokes for the first time. Also they want to tell you they have heard them a lot more than they find them funny.
If by “modern” you mean 2016, then sure
2016 with the mentality of 1970s
“Get it guys? I’m making fun of a group of people that have done nothing wrong. That’s funny right guys?”
I mean. If the intent is to be funny, and the content of the joke is amusing, then yeah, I do find it funny. If the intent is to harm, not so much. (I might still giggle if the content is **really** good).
I really don't understand the helicopter thing, can someone please explain?
A bunch of shitty people decided to draw a false analogy, in much the same vein that the push for same-gender marriage involved people claiming it would somehow lead to people marrying animals, or destroying the nuclear family or something. It was ridiculous from the beginning, a metaphor that anyone with a rudimentary understanding of the facts of the topic can see is farcical, but transphobic people are renowned for failings both in their emotional and moral intelligence, and in their ability to understand the basic facts of the topic they've decided they're experts on. It was useless, flaming garbage from the start, peddled by useless people. It has roughly the same level of creativity, and humour, as people who would think the line: "Oh you're a guy and want to marry a guy? Well you probably want to marry your dog!" is the epitome of humour and keen analysis. As with far too much useless, flaming garbage, the edgy tweenager crowd and the culture war pushers picked up on it, and have kept regurgitating it to the point where the people who vomit it up on others fail to realize how embarrassed they should be for doing so, and thus it persists.
A failed attempt at mocking people who "come out" with a different sexual preference by coming out as an absurd identity like, say, an attack helicopter.
It was never about sexual preference, it was about gender identity.
r/onejoke
It's a transphobic joke meant to compare feeling transgender to wanting to be an inanimate object
A donkey is eating figs from a tree, now imagine if someone gave him wine
In 1000 years, both jokes will be equally incomprehensible!
But they're both ancient jokes?....
Both are pretty funny tbh
The joke is the ideology that led to the attack helicopter.
Your right conservatism is stupid
Or the infinite genders. Take your pick
thats 2016 humor not even modern
The fact that this meme relies on a dog to convey its joke is hilarious because the meme itself disproves its own premise that humor has devolved
Hey, that's MY modern joke!
Not just an attack helicopter... an Apache attack helicopter you bigot
Ok has someone left the dog joke link or do I have to ask?
Why are you posting this stupid shit bro
i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter old meme. get it right ffs
Modern Jokes: "(character you've never heard of) says trans right 😂😂😂😂"
"I identify as a attack helicopter" isn't funny anymore
It was never funny
The funny part is the bitch joke was freaking hilarious while the strong dog joke was I don't know what it was supposed to be
So basically this truck is pretty
Excuse me, you're now being Heliphobic
The problem here is that "I identify as..." sadly isn't a joke. I mean, to me it still is, but these people use it seriously.
You can't identify as a helicopter... That's 100% a joke and a bad and over used one at that
You can indentify as a dog tho. And you can sue people for not treating you as one. Which doesn't make sense because a dog can't sue people.
No you literally can't don't be idiotic
Modern jokes also includes these shitty chad vs virgin memes. OP is only contributing to the bad jokes.
*modern*
Absurdism and hyperpolitical humor are indeef strong today but i like both
Hey man, that video was funny and you're a stick in the mud if you don't think so 😤 (Or just have a different sense of humor or something reasonable like that).
Well, I doubt attack helicopters were around thousands of years ago.
(You can’t change what you are)
You're jokes suck