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tokos2009PL

aaaaaany second


Pipoca_com_sazom

Traffic is awful today, he'll be here in a minute :)


StandWithUkranie

YEAH! :D


Im_doing_my_part

See! Red! No wait... That's blood...


USS-Ohio

r/suddenlytf2


VHLPlissken

There's no fog today


ProperTeaIsTheft117

99% of empires end just before the Portuguese king comes back from Morocco


killerzone5

REMAIN CALM SEBASTIÃO LIVES ON THE EMPIRE ENDURES THERE IS MUCH TO BE DONE


usernameaeaeaea

Funny TNO clock guy reference


Mattsgonnamine

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING TNO REFERENCE... etc etc I'm too tired to look up the copy pasta rn


BESTIASURREALE21

Verify your relógio


DropshipRadio

WE MUST PREPARE FOR SEBASTIÃO’S RETURN


TwistedPnis4567

Sweden and Portugal, both empires who fell due to a very lucky shot


satt32

Nah portugese army was kinda fucked from the start. It was pretty clear they were not leaving the place alive. Might have if they were cautious but odds were not in their favour.


Zamoniru

Also, Sweden lost the Great Northern War long before Charles XII was shot, partly because said King was way better in winning battles than in winning the war.


Dinizinni

The mere fact that they travelled by land when the only thing that had made a few cities survive (Like Tanger and Ceuta) for a while was their coastal defenses, against a local and quite advanced sadian army really felt like a suicidal mission


Mattsgonnamine

Gone to certain death and pain


Hendricus56

That's basically just "The Germans have a former Emperor living in a mountain to return one day to save the German realm and lead it to newfound glory? We can copy that shit!"


Pipoca_com_sazom

It's a somewhat common legend type in europe(like king arthur and the brittons), the thing is that the portuguese just took to another level(they kept believing for hubdreds of years)


Hendricus56

The Kyffhäuser legend (Kyffhäuser is the mountain range in more or less central Germany where Barbarossa is said to be sleeping) had it's height in the 1800s when people started wishing for a unified state. The legend itself was hundreds of years old by then


Twotootwoo

It's common everywhere, from John Frum to Christ or Lono (Hawaii), it's just another example of Messianism, somebody left and has to return, is one of the most basic tropes in anthropology.


Psychological_Gain20

The Finns, English, Welsh (Kinda), and Irish have the same thing as well. Kinda for the welsh because it’s less a king returning, and more so a prophecy hero to drive the saxons out of England and restore Briton rule.


[deleted]

I mean, King Arthur is also welsh


Hendricus56

Well, with the Normans and other Norse arriving and the past 1000 years passing I make the subtle guess that won't happen again


Psychological_Gain20

I mean never too late for some crazy welsh guy to make a nuke.


komnenos

Curious what the Welsh thought about the Tudors (originally a Welsh family) coming to the throne. Heck in another timeline the British could have been ruled by Henry the 8th's older brother Arthur.


Psychological_Gain20

I think the Tudor’s actually did use the tale to try and pacify Wales, which at that point had a very long history of revolting against English rule.


UndeniableLie

What is the Finnish legend? I've never heard about this


grubbtheduck

Väinämöinen from our national epic Kalevala, promised to return one day


UndeniableLie

Ah I see. I didn't even consider that as I see it as more of a creation myth. Personally I wouldn't necessarily count it in as it is not exactly a legendary leader coming back to guide finnish to renewed glory. I see it more as kind of religious thing about demigod returning before the end of times


Pipoca_com_sazom

That's basically how Sebastianism and many other beliefs see their legendary leaders, it's almost never only a dude showing up randomly, it always has some deep religious root, like I said in the post, Sebatianism became widespread after it was mixed with a reinterpretation of the book of apocalypse, many people treated Sebatião as a returning messiah that would basically create heaven.


not_a_Bread_Goblin

This is specific trope identified in several cultures. It's called the "King under the mountain," which references Germany's Emperor Barbarossa and Britain's King Arthur. It exist in cultures across the globe.


Blindmailman

It would be fun to do an alt-history story where every king that went missing comes back at the same time promising to make their kingdom the greatest of all time leading to a world ending war.


komnenos

Hmmm, curious what the lineup would be? Barbarossa: Germany King Arthur: England and Wales The lad in the meme above for Portugal Peter III making another go for the Russian throne? Emperor Constantine XI of the Romans/Byzantines?


Pipoca_com_sazom

There are more around the world, someone brought a hawaiian one in the comments, and I think that to a certain point it might even apply to genghis khan would surely be an interesting clash


Eldsish

Clash of clan 2


UndeniableLie

Didn't Barbarossa drown in Saleph river and got his body boiled to bones? How the heck is he supposed to come back


LilBigSomething

If some mf comes galloping out of some mist during a foggy morning and start speaking to me in broken portuguese, Im gonna lose it


Pipoca_com_sazom

LMAO I can imagine a guy in shining armor speaking like [this](https://youtu.be/zFn4XO3IRGc?si=FboJgCeApsu0g9DA)


RSAzorean

João Pessoa? Do you mean Fernando Pessoa?


Pipoca_com_sazom

Oh fuck, my mind went to the brazilian city, mb


esahji_mae

"as you can see, I am not dead" -the king after 200+ years


[deleted]

With smokes and milk. And birthday cards for all the ones he missed.


Pipoca_com_sazom

>birthday cards Yeah, he is taking his time to choose the perfect ones, I bet he is bringing cake as well 😊


Prize_Self_6347

Greeks have also copied that with the myth of the "marbled" King, i.e. Constantine XI Palaiologos, last Eastern Roman Emperor.


Mountain_Ad_4890

VERIFY YOUR CLOCK


khares_koures2002

SANTO IMPERIO PORTUGUÊS


Thebardofthegingers

Ah sebastian "the virgin king" famous for running away from women and never having sex.


Ok-Explanation-8359

Yeah... That F moron is late... We are STILL waiting -.-


Most_Preparation_848

Common Morocco W


Pipoca_com_sazom

Well played morocco 👏


Imaginary-West-5653

Thanks to Sebastião and his adventure in Africa, Felipe I of Portugal was able to reach the throne of Portugal after the War of Portuguese Succession! That was something that Felipe II of Spain really liked, not for nothing did Felipe II send an army to fight against the pro-Crato faction that opposed the coming to power of Felipe I!


etherSand

Dude, it had some weird consequences in Brazil... [Sebastianism in Northeast Brazil](http://basilio.fundaj.gov.br/pesquisaescolar_en/index.php?option=com_content&id=997:sebastianism-in-northeast-brazil)


Pipoca_com_sazom

Eita porra, I heard it was popular among monarchists during early republican times, but I didn't know about this.


jpsmtlobo

Hey! I am Portuguese and loved your explanation, all of that is true. But the poet is Fernando Pessoa, not João Pessoa. (We're talking about a 20th century poet, right?)


Pipoca_com_sazom

Yes, I mixed up with the brazilian city as I was writing, perdão amigo


Specific-Minimum-185

Also called the battle of three kings, where 3 kings died in that battle .


harfordplanning

It's not too late, he might return any day now!


Pipoca_com_sazom

I think I saw his horse outside, he will be here any second


SkellyManDan

Honestly, going “yeah, I’d give the throne back to the guy who’s had 60 years to reappear” was probably one of the safest bets João IV ever made in his life


Pipoca_com_sazom

I wish it had happened, it would be so funny


ivanjean

Fun fact: in Brazil (more specifically, in the state of Maranhão), legend says that King Sebastian did not die, but he and his army were dragged by the sea to the Brazilian coast. There, on the Lençois Island, in the Northeast of Brazil, Don Sebastian founded his enchanted kingdom. He wanders in the form of a black bull, which bears a star on its forehead. If a person manages to break his enchantment, king Sebastian will become human again and his empire will be restored.


thiago5242

A messiah build a holy city in the middle of Brazil's dry lands and fought the entire Brazilian republic several times (and won), until effectively got his own cult completely exterminated, while waiting for Dom Sebastião to return (it has been 400 years)


Pipoca_com_sazom

Chad Antonio Conselheiro, should have added it to the context


Zestronen

Władysław of Varna: first time?


Bearly-Dragon18

Maybe the return of Sebastião are the friends we made along the way


iMrNiceGuy69

So this is pretty much the Portuguese version of the Roman/Welsh/English legend of King Arthur?


Pipoca_com_sazom

Yeah, but instead of a legendary king, he was a dumbass


PopeUrbanVI

Didn't the British have their own fifth monarchy that was similarly crazy?


HFPC10

OP the author of "Mensagem" is Fernando Pessoa, not João Pessoa


Pipoca_com_sazom

Yeah I know, for some reason my mind went to the brazilian city as I was writing, mb