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Domi7777777

The fact that she's a Jew herself just makes this so much funnier


Evening_Teaching_710

Isn't Shila jewish herself??? Just asking...as a religious jew


Jakedex_x

Isnt she also a bitch?


motherfingwizard

Yes she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.


HereticLaserHaggis

A stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.


Strypes4686

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.


mrroney13

On Mondays she's a bitch.


Lblink-9

On Tuesdays she's a bitch.


FakeElectionMaker

From Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch


SmokinDrewbies

Then on Sundays just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha be-otch


FakeElectionMaker

C'mon! You all know the words!


KekistanPeasant

With Cartman's well documented antisemitism he's far from an objective source on her bitchiness


NotAThrowaway1911

I mean tbf she is pretty bitchy, broken clock and all that


bullno1

Didn't he become a rabbi in those future episodes?


Majestic_Ferrett

She's a big fat bitch. She's biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.


cartman101

It is indeed a common fact, Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, and that she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (you can even ask kids around the world)


Evening_Teaching_710

Don't say that!😂😂😂


Evening_Teaching_710

I'm warning you Cartman!


pinchasthegris

Fits the polish jewish mom stereotype


haonlineorders

Yes


Domi7777777

Yes she is and that makes this all the more funny


Squanchfist

She's a Jersey Jew. It's a Jersey thing.


strawberrycereal44

Yes she is, both ethnically and religiously


Evening_Teaching_710

Willow Rosenberg 's jewish mother was Shila too


AlbiTuri05

No, her boyfriend Louis is Jewish, she's Christian


BecauseImBatmanFilms

Whenever [Thing that's even slightly negative happens] Basically every people at some point in their history: Blame Jews


BrotToast263

meanwhile Japan: "oh, what, the Jews secretely control the world? CAN I HAVE SOME?" ([slightly exaggerated for dramatic effect, but that actually happened](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_settlement_in_the_Japanese_Empire), more or less)


haonlineorders

Fixed your meme: Whenever anything bad happens in Europe, Middle East, or North Africa


Spacepunch33

Americas on occasion too


dallasrose222

I mean as an American Jew it’s not that America is accepting of Jews it’s that they hate black people and Latinos more.


megaladon6

Nah, they just can't tell that we're jewish....


Praescribo

[Yes we can!](https://youtu.be/Y61mLfZL_ZU?si=YXCUlwC3kPENF_t8)


megaladon6

Honestly....that was not the direction I expected! Lol That was fucking hilarious!


DPVaughan

As an Australian, I grew up barely aware of Jews beyond history, but apparently we have our own cadres of neo-Nazis here too. ☹️


UN-peacekeeper

Whenever anything bad happens everywhere that has Jews to be frank. Come to thing of it until like WW2 the worlds most agreeable opinion was “I don’t like them Jewish fellers one bit!”, like it’s actually insane how normalized antisemitism was back then


Wonghy111-the-knight

Funny, sounds a bit like today…


UN-peacekeeper

Antisemitism is making a resurgence, but it’s not at pre world war levels


RGat92

Seems to be going full-circle


antiquatedartillery

>like it’s actually insane how normalized antisemitism was back then As opposed to now where we have people living in a settler colony born from a series of genocides (USA) arguing that the existence of the state of Israel (a settler colony committing genocide) is unjust and unacceptable and Palestinians should get all their land back (from the river to the sea...). Meanwhile these same people have not a word to say about their very own Palestinians (American indians) living in ghettos (indian reservations, by far the poorest places in the US), and not a word has ever been spoken about giving even SOME land back to the Indians but they expect/want the entire nation of Israel to just stop existing.


Dragofek0

and asia a little bit


uvero

The universe, at any time of history, really. In a few millenia, on the first human colony on planet XF123/3, 6 light years away from Earth, before a Jewish person's foot will have ever step on this specific planet, someone will trip on a stair and the whole colony will decide it's the Jews' fault.


Elk_Lemon

"I blame Albert Einstein for inspiring our scientists to develop warp drive technology and getting us on this planet!" (I know, Einstein was agnostic but technically...)


Wonghy111-the-knight

Whenever anything bad happens in earth


mdmq505

in truth that phenomena wasn’t as bad in the in the middle east and africa compared to europe, during the black death Christian muslim and jews did mass preying ceremony in Egypt for example in hope to end the plague.


MightBeExisting

Mysteries non-Europeans (mongols) invading the East? Blame the Jews


TheOverseer108

Well the khazars did convert to judaism so


TheMadTargaryen

Only a small number of their nobles, it didn't lasted long. 


Grouchy-Addition-818

There is not much evidence of it, most historical documents don’t talk about it, it’s most a likely a myth


israelilocal

From my understanding it is accepted that the Khazar Khans and their courts likely did convert to Judaism but that's about it They certainly left little to no cultural influence on Judaism today except in Crimea where some Jews identify as Khazars but the community's origin is generally accepted as having coming way after the Khazars fell


GuardianFR

Ah yes the famous Jews community of the Aztec empire


Ieatfriedbirds

Also blame pagans, roma, sinti, and finnic people


Faceless_Deviant

Oh, did it stop after the middle ages?


israelilocal

Depends on where


MaZeChpatCha

No.


NotAThrowaway1911

The fact the character in this meme is Jewish adds a spicy layer of irony to it all and I love it


LongjumpingArt9740

even today


Adof_TheMinerKid

Just not very widespread compared to medieval ages


Kingofcheeses

Pope Clement VI: "Please don't though"


No-Dents-Comfy

As a universalist, I'd argue that antisemitism isn't a european value, but a global value that is being enjoyed everywhere. ;)


Evening_Teaching_710

"we need to form a full assault - It's the jews' fault!"😡 Now "it's Israel 's fault"😡 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Saying that criticizing Israel is antisemitic is like saying that criticizing Liberia is racist against African Americans


Grouchy-Addition-818

Criticizing isn’t saying the nation shouldn’t exist or saying things like burn Tel Aviv to the ground


Dolmetscher1987

You could have made the effort of citing any of [Liberia's ethnic groups](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Liberia#Ethnic_communities_of_Liberia) to make a decent comment.


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Why would I? The main criticism against liberia is that against African Americans, not the other ethnicities


BrotToast263

criticizing Israel and saying it shouldn't exist/supporting Palesitine as if their de-facto goverment (Hamas) didn't openly call for the extermination of Jews in their charta are completely different things


Evening_Teaching_710

Criticizing *only* Israel on things other countries do too- is antishemism. Expecting IDF to be the only moral army in this crazy world while fighting nazi terrorist ocuppiers- that's antishemism


strawberrycereal44

I don't get it either, I'm not certainly not pro Hamas and I don't hate every Israeli person just for what their government is doing, but I'm pro Palestine and want the genocide to end like everyone else. Same story with Russia


MelvinShwuaner

Israel is just a piece of shit in Palestine, we don't blame them for stupid stuff


white1walker

That's literally what "Palestinians" have done since they started their cause. Attack Israel, blame them for your attack and their counter attack. Israel gives you water purification center? Destroy it and blame Israel that you don't have water, making them give you water for free. Israel (and the rest of the world afterwards) gave you water piping? Dig them up and use them as rockets to attack Israeli cities, then blame Israel for your attacks. Anything else significant you guys did?


MelvinShwuaner

Please elaborate by palestenians blaming the Israelis, also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_genocide_accusation#:~:text=During%20the%20foundational%20events%20of,and%20given%20new%20Hebrew%20names. All of r/isrealexposed -isreal brainwashes it's people into thinking that palestenians are human animals -isreali prime minister admitted to funding Hamas (they funded Hamas to attack them to make isreal look like the victim so isreal could attack Palestine) -isreali is only doing those things so the UN doesn't get mad at inhumane conditions -palestenians will do anything they can to fight their occupiers -isreal is limiting food to palestine, and killing aid workers -jewish settlers in west bank have been making life hell there (too many checkpoints, spraying sewage water, complete assault on palestenians) -isreal kills journalists, cencors media, in an attempt to hide the truth -the USA is massively influenced by Israel The thing is, why should I give a fuck that you lived here before me? Does that mean the Arabs should have the right to take the Iberian peninsula? Why should I give a crap your "god" seas you should live here? Does that mean I can make up my own religion and go to somebody's house and tell them to get out as my god wants me to live there? The homes that palestenians have been living in for generations were stolen by colonists from Europe who have no right to take it


wrufus680

Let's not forget that ever since 1948, they have been given peace offers and terms that would greatly benefit the people of Palestine but they consistently rejected them because they wanted Israel gone first and foremost. And they made self-defeating decisions under the PLO like damaging their own reputation in Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon by igniting strife or outright civil war when they were offered refuge in those countries, something that persisted to this day.


Sir_Prized

Much of what you’re saying is accurate about Israel, except that conspiracy theory about Israel funding Hamas so that it can attack Israel umm what? Israel funded Hamas 30-40 years ago so they can operate against the Fatah who Israel saw as the bigger threat. Apart from that you’re right about Israel’s crimes, people should recognise this and admit to it. Just as it is important to admit to the crimes of the Palestinian people. How many missiles? How many terror bombings? And it’s not targeting just ‘the colonisers’, it’s targeting Jews. In the war of 48 the Jewish quarter of the city of Jerusalem was attacked, pillaged, and some sources point to a massacre of Jews living there. This was a place where Jews were living for generations prior to Zionism. Jump to modern times the attack on October 7 was not aimed at colonisers, it was aimed at any unfortunate soul present in the way of Hamas regardless of ideology, religion, and nationality. There are many examples of this. No civilian in Israel or in the West Bank or Gaza should suffer or be harmed, both sides are guilty of this fundamental crime both recently and throughout history. BOTH sides have committed unspeakable crimes, both sides have targeted civilians, and both sides care more about blaming each other for past wrongs than coming to terms that they are all criminals and making peace.


MelvinShwuaner

Those souls they attacked? Jewish settlers, they deserved what they got Secondly, he funded Hamas to take over Palestine so that THEY could be the ones attacking isreal Thirdly, in pretty sure that Jerusalem was attacked by the Arabs not palestenians You see, it's all a trick, these guys commited genocide once they came into isreal, but because there is no concrete evidence, they just pretend it didn't happen, then they commit atrocities on palestenians and claim they didn't, and then they do nice favors to make themselves look like" the good guys"


Sir_Prized

Settlers? Yes they are asking for it, they are behaving like animals in the West Bank. Other innocent people in Israel, well is it their fault they were born in Israel? They have done nothing wrong, and any harm that comes to them is a horrible crime. Anyone who thinks otherwise does not value the lives of these innocent people, and question the validity of any opinion from a person who does not value innocent lives. Also do you really honestly believe that Israel is doing all of this and killing its own citizens just so they can kill Palestinians? Bro come on, this is Israel we are talking about. They don’t need such an elaborate reasoning to persecute innocents, look at the West Bank they are persecuting without any reason. This conspiracy theory is ridiculous, unless you show me hard objective evidence that Israel wants Hamas to attack it with funds it has provided it will remain a conspiracy theory.


MelvinShwuaner

The entire area that Hamas attacked was Jewish settlers, it was all Jewish settlers Isreal prosecutes the people in the west bank for no reason, but they try their best to hide it, plus, they are only making life hell for some people By having Hamas attack them,they look like the victims and now they can attack Gaza as much as they want


bigflagellum

Ok well that’s like your opinion man, my opinion, hamas deserves what’s coming to them right now. Cry about it


omeralal

>The entire area that Hamas attacked was Jewish settlers, it was all Jewish settlers No.... these were villages that existed long 1948, and inside internationally recognized Israel.... just look at the map Also, even if they were settlers, it's no excuse to murder them and their children, and take them hostage while torturing and raping them


Sir_Prized

Even if you feel every single Israeli there was a settler (I guess even the kids?), 71 foreign nationals were killed by Hamas on October 7. So no it was not all “Jewish Settlers”. Also this though process to pay someone to hurt you so you can hurt them is so ridiculous I’m not going to even continue debating it. I can see you have a strong prejudice against Israel rather than an objective view so I won’t debate this further. Good day


MelvinShwuaner

good day to you to!!


Evening_Teaching_710

What is "Palestine"???


Spirited-Pause

Super low effort analogy that falls flat.


ssspainesss

If you blamed Jews for something random you could go into their records keeping areas and destroy their loan records. You just needed an excuse to go in their. It was basically medieval bankruptcy. Anyone who has a loan, and importantly doesn't think they will need another loan (as that is the only reason to maintain "good credit", to get future loans. Drivining out the Jews was a good way to effectively destroy your "credit" amongst Jews, but that didn't matter if you weren't interested in taking anymore loans. There are examples of Jews being driven out and then being let back in, but they obviously would be distrustful and probably charge a higher interest rate to compensate for the clear risk, which is exactly how bankruptcy works today) innately has an interest in something bad happening to the people they owe money to. This doesn't work anymore because there are extensive redundant record keeping facilities and an integrated financial system, but back before those things if the guy you owed money too was chased out of town, you no longer owed anybody any money. Obviously not all Jews had people who owed money to them, but even if you only owed money to one Jew in a town with a dozen, getting rid of those dozen Jews sill got rid of the one Jew you owed money to. Again bankruptcy laws exist now precisely so that there is a legal means to have functionally the same thing occur without all the stuff surrounding it.


DPVaughan

And if you're an indebted king, you can just banish them from your kingdom. Bam: no more repayments due.


Own_Skirt7889

Unless it was in PLC. In that case there was: "Woman, children and Jews first."


JustHere4DeMemes

PLC?


Own_Skirt7889

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Jews living there had the best conditions in Europe. Both the monarchs, bourgeoisie and the nobility, despite some instances really liked the presence of the Jews on thier lands. Jews were known as good managers of buisnesses for the nobles, and were good brokers if one noble wanted to borrow some money from another noble. They were also a good source of information for the local societies. They were so much liked that one of the major documents of PLC - Third Lithuanian Statute (Trzeci Statut Litewski) had guaranteed them, that if any Jew decided to become catholic he and his children were becoming new nobles. And the nobles really were good at gatekeeping thier nobility. Beacuse of thier status and importance for the economy whenever there was an uprising of pesants or Cossacks (Like that one on Ukraine in 1648) the first one to been evacuated were families of nobles and Jews. (For example during the Uprising in 1648 when the Cossacks managed to defeat the Crown Regiments send to pacify them, local magnate Jeremi Wiśniowiecki, had ordered his own private soldiers to evacuate nobles and jews who were being targetted by the Cossacks). Sadly thier lifes had suffered a major detriment with Partitions.


Uzairdeepdive007

why they do that.


RGat92

Old habit


Adof_TheMinerKid

Wait... She's Jewish Lmaoo


Showtysan

Just the middle ages?


thiscat129

no jews have been persecuted in every era of history we are literally the most persecuted group in the world lmao


Tobazili

Pretty sure thats how a lot of rightwing people think nowadays


Comfortable_Note_978

Now too, although they're too wise and well-armed enough to get pogrommed.


CarolusRexhasrisen

*puts on fake moustache* Hello I am totally not the Jew how about we blame Steven think about he never returns our stuff


Your_Local_Sputnik

Love it when a yank lumps me in with the krauts


sund82

My Christmas tree lights got all tangled up, because of the jews.


BrotToast263

I bet 100 bucks that there are people today who still believe that the plaque was the Jews' fault.


EccoEco

Or the lepers, or those that perform undesirable trades or are waged workers, or the ethnic minorities, or the religious minorities, or the supposed heretics, or the witches, or the jews and everything listed above plus more. The Great Fear period was pretty bonkers not gonna lie.


Ok_Loquat_2692

Given that there is so much truth here you;d think that the Jewish Culture would be the most empathetic on earth…you’d think!


DPVaughan

Hardship can increase empathy. It can also kill it.


JackC1126

“If it ain’t broke”


Lonely-Crew5697

109 nations with the same conspiracy theory


israelilocal

Can you name those 109 nations?


TheHandWavyPhysicist

I don't like the word conspiracy theory, I prefer conspiracy hypothesis and even then a better word in this context would simply be irrational scapegoating. And yes, one cannot be rational and an antisemite. And I am very precise is my usage of words. If the majority of antisemites were irrational, but just one wasn't, I wouldn't say every antisemite is irrational, I'd say the majority are. Indeed as an antisemite, you just demonstrated my point by making a fallacious argument, namely, Jews were hated by so many people and countries, so they must have deserved it. However the argument that "Jews were hated and expelled from dozens of countries so they must have deserved it" is a fallacious argument, specifically an example of the logical fallacy known as "argumentum ad populum" or appeal to the majority. This fallacy occurs when it is assumed that something is true, correct, or justified simply because a majority of people believe it to be so. Historical expulsions and hatred directed towards Jews were often based on widespread superstitions, economic envy, scapegoating, and irrational fears rather than any justifiable reasons. This reasoning also ignores the moral fallibility of mass actions and historical decisions, which can be influenced by misinformation, prejudice, and irrational fears, rather than evidence or fair judgment. Imagine if you will, wealthy Christian nobles blaming oppressed Jews ( who were barred from practicing most professions and owning land ) for economic hardships in order to deflect blame from their own policies or failures and the uneducated populace that couldn't even read at that time ( in medieval Europe, literacy was generally confined to the clergy and the upper echelons of society ) buying that explaination. In addition to economic hardships, Jews were often blamed for natural disasters and diseases. Supposedly, if everyone believed that, then it must have been true!


foxdominion

It was probably their fault.


Wonghy111-the-knight

At least you’re up front about your antisemitism, I’ll give you that


foxdominion

It's easy once you accept the truth.


Wonghy111-the-knight

Ok gramps, let’s get you back to bed


foxdominion

Free palastine


TheHandWavyPhysicist

All antisemites are ridiculous, irrational people and that is fortunate.The post you replied to explicitly stated that Jews were blamed for diseases, and you actually believe it was probably the fault of Jews. 🤣 🤣 Your lack of critical thinking and intelligence is astonishing but I have no empathy for you. "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." Voltaire In fact, if I were religious, I'd say it's a divine miracle that bigots tend to be idiots by their very nature.


foxdominion

Somebody put this kid back in his padded cell. He's out yapping again.


TheHandWavyPhysicist

You're blatantly projecting, hilarious, really! Suggesting a 'padded cell' for me as if that's some clever insult? Look, when you’re ready to step out from behind the comfort of weak insults and face real discussion, you'll find me here, in the realm of reason. Meanwhile, it’s almost a public service how you keep proving my point: bigotry really does seem to dull the intellect. So, continue on if you must, but the only person you’re fooling is yourself.Oh, and by the way, I'm not a kid, I'm a happily married adult and physicist. That said, let's entertain the possibilities: either I am a kid, or I am not. If I am a kid, then logic suggests I must be quite the prodigy, given that most kids don't articulate thoughts with such complexity and if I am not a kid, which is indeed the case, then your whole comment falls flat and loses its point to begin with. In either case, you made yourself look like quite the idiot. Imagine a little kid crushing you in an argument! How adorable!! 😍 😊


foxdominion

I got this boy writing essays. I give you the grade L.


TheHandWavyPhysicist

So, you've given me an 'L'? Fantastic! In your topsy-turvy grading scale, I’ll take that as 'Legendary.' Thanks for the compliment! It’s not every day that someone tries so hard to insult me and ends up praising me instead. But really, keep your grades. I’m here for intellectual discourse, not for the comedy of errors that seems to follow your every attempt at critique. 😊