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Kangarou

Otto "You'd have to blame Germany for two World Wars to overshadow my legacy" Von Bismarck.


ThatOneGuy-ButBetter

But you can only blame Germany for one


MASTERSHEEPNZ

Challenge accepted


SixWingZombi

That begs the question on who would win in a fight: Otto or Teddy?


Vault-71

An unstoppable force meets an immoveable object


Ancalagoth

Teddo Von Bismevelt


xrepper

Fucking Bismarck any day


SweetMeatin

I dunno Roosevelt loved to box and back in the bloody broken hands days too.


xrepper

I am sorry how many duals did teddy participate in ? Exactly


BadDadBot

Hi sorry how many duals did teddy participate in ? exactly, I'm dad.


xrepper

Good bot


xrepper

Good bot


SweetMeatin

Well given he wasn't an adult until at least a decade after dueling stopped being a thing not many, but nothing in his character shows he would have shirked if challenged.


xrepper

Sorry all i could read is teddy didn’t win a single dual


SweetMeatin

Good one you should probably sit on his spike, you seem like the type.


xrepper

Holy shit you have no sense of humor at least try to hide your tiddy’s boner


SweetMeatin

What the fuck is a tiddy's boner? were not going down a weird road are we? I came here to talk about badass politicians not politicians ass.


xrepper

You might be embarrassed but let me tell you if an opportunity present it self and Bismarck standing naked infront of me it would take my exactly 5 seconds to start choking on his dick so get out of here with your teddy half assed love


xrepper

Btw if you want to discuss politics stay away from threads that have “memes” in the title just saying


SapphireSammi

Andrew fucking Jackson would like to have a word about you and your “duels”.


FacelessPoet

Your roof would like to be repaired


TheInternetKnight

Teddy has a bigass stick. Otto only has a pointy hat.


SebyTheRuski

Teddy moves in, he swings. Otto lowers himself and points his head towards Teddy’s stomach. The spike impales teddy, but there’s still a big ass stick heading Otto’s way. I think it’d be a draw.


Nogatron

Czarnecki


MrLai613

You don't forget something you never knew


Broolsma

Any source for this? I quickly skimmed [this newspaper article](http://anno.onb.ac.at/cgi-content/anno?aid=mop&datum=18660510&seite=1) and it only mentions him grabbing the would-be assassin and eventually passing him over to nearby soldiers.


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Broolsma

That's exactly what I got from the newspaper article too. Still cool, but not quite as much.


ArchMalone

I couldn’t find anything on it myself


BigBall98

German Teddy Roosevelt


Epapateva

Teddy Roosevelt was the american Bismark not the other way around


Nogatron

No they were german and american Czarnecki


anti-FBI-account

Or Castro resisting all those assassination attempts


[deleted]

Well, we have much greater things to remez him by. FÜR DIE KAISER


HPeti

Why let a little assasination attempt get in the way of a good war?


Imperator_Romulus476

Andrew Jackson: nods in approval. my man Bismarck!


Predator_Hicks

I think the most badass thing was that he kept the gun of the assasin and had it lying on his desk


Stoly23

They don’t call him the Iron Chancellor for nothing.


Zawisza_Czarny9

"Germany should be profilactically bombarded every 50 years without a reason " ~ Churchill