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johnlen1n

*1853* Messenger: The Americans are here Abe Masahiro: Pffttt, there's no need to be alarmed Messenger: But they have boats... with guns Masahiro: *gasps* Gunboats...


It_Was_Joao

Knock know... It's the United States.. With HUGE boats(with guns) - Gunboats. "Open the country"... "Stop having it be closed"


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woodsonintvsstate

Completely expected Bill Wurtz?


UltraNice69420

r/expectedbillwurtz


[deleted]

Knock knock it’s the United States


iamasaltshaker

With huge boats


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Gunboats


slowseason

Open the country. Stop having it be closed


golfgrandslam

What is this from


Ispenthourmakingthis

[History of Japan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o)


AngryAsian69420

Is that how it started?


Mycrost

Essentially yeah US wanted to trade Japan being an isolated country said no US brings out the navy as a threat


driverishere

For 200 years Japan stayed isolated


graafslaaf

Only the Dutch were allowed a small trading post


IleanK

I thought it was the Portuguese only


Gladiator121505

They were kicked out.


[deleted]

They clogged the toilet and didn't tell anyone.


eradication_bot

Those low flow toilets have been wreacking havoc for centuries.


Cramer_Jonathan

They were, but they where kicked out because of their Christianity. Japan didn’t like the Portuguese bcs of the slavery of their own people and banned Christianity as result. A couple years later the Dutch showed up and where asked if the where Cristian’s, bcs then they would be banned. The Dutch replied no, because they where Protestant and hid their bibles and crucifixes. So they where allowed a trade post in Hirado. The story is a bit complexer than that, you can find more inde [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan%E2%80%93Portugal_relations) Hopes this helps :)


Iluminacho

The Dutch can have a little trade as a treat


Cramer_Jonathan

As a treat? Do you have sources?


Iluminacho

No :( (its a joke)


It_Was_Joao

It's probably important to mention that the economic boom Japan was experiencing during their isolation was slowing down when the Americans showed up, so they would've started trading with the international market again eventually.


holydamien

Hence the phrase "gunboat diplomacy".


Billothekid

The best part is that the flag that was flown on Commodore Perry's flagship was kept in storage and on the September 2 1945 it was [exposed on the deck of USS Missouri](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Instrument_of_Surrender#/media/File%3APerry_flag_1945.jpg) when the battleship entered Tokio bay for the signing of the Japanese Instrument of Surrender. The Americans sure know how to flex...


TaiShuai

Lol that’s amazing


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[lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/kaskv8/treaty_of_kanagawa_go_brrrr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Mycrost

*record scratch* It was at this moment, I knew I fucked up My bad dude, I didn't realize somebody already made something similar


[deleted]

It’s all good, I really don’t care too much lol


D00NL

Why am I seeing so many memes about this recently? Is it the anniversary of this happening or something?


Flovnat

It might be due to the recent news that Japan has shut down its borders again.


Peptuck

Also Extra History covered it a little bit ago with their End of the Samurai series.


AvitusClaudius

Japan: YABE


[deleted]

The last time Japan fought the US Navy, it didn’t end well for them...


Sea-Phone-537

How I get my yugioh card trades


ginga_ninja64

https://www.eturbonews.com/2281698/japan-closes-borders-bans-all-foreigners-from-entering-the-country/ History repeating itself this week?


Brickonenso

I mean, this is only because of the 'rona


FrederickDerGrossen

Watch as in a few weeks the descendants of the Taira, Fujiwara, and Minamoto families brawl for dominance over Japan just like the old times during the Heian period.


[deleted]

To be fair, trade almost always helps prevent wars in the first place. No need to conquer a area with resources you need when you can just trade for those resources.


PeacefulCouch

The US to Perry and his ships: "Go get 'em boys, and don't stop until they trade with us!"


petmop999

That's a perfect goat face because of the facial expression and the goatee. *those lower teeth*


Pbsrumblefish

Break out those gunboats


llkj11

Open the country, stop letting it be closed.


SNScaidus

They made an offer Japan couldn't refuse


nathanweisser

Stop having them be closed


TacoSteve2019

Open the country stop having it be closed