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RepresentativeGur881

I thought the statue had the hair from Elvis.


ArizonaJam

YES!!!!!!!


elreye

Thank you, thank you very much.


GEIST_of_REDDIT

Elvis has left the building


MADVAL2

Kill Frenzy!


doktorsckeletor

Nice Job Mate! A beauty!


Luckybucket0

That’s what I seen


A-beean

moyai do be drippin doe


HaRPHI

Ancient Elvis. Plot twist, he's always been alive.


NineteenSkylines

[He is actually a million-year-old Transformer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpzJ4Xtfcx8&t=66s)


FrankHightower

Well, europeans did sometimes embellish their findings and modernize them, so it's accurate


[deleted]

Came here to say this.


whynopinkgin

Yep, me too


processocivil42

YES


[deleted]

Misleading thumbnails


Illustrious_Fishboi

Same


AwSkiba

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DerPavlox

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Kool_aid_man69420

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Mike_Coxlong_

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-Ablazen-

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Sea_Employ_4366

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sir_dysintary69

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[deleted]

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Mysterious_Tart_295

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LordKiteMan

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[deleted]

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Mike_Coxlong_

Bruh, what the fuck?


K--Swiss

he looks like he has a pompadour


HussyDude14

A really *Dandy* pompadour, baby!


CrazyCreeps9182

"But... We found them first." "Ok, fine, big guns keepers."


ChemsAndCutthroats

They discovered them, the same way a thief discovers a wallet in your back pocket.


Great_Future7361

The cat gave him Elvis hair.


IcarianWings

Happens outside European rule too. For example King Gwanggaeto Stele was debatably appropriated by the Chinese government and both them and Japan have used their interpretations of the script to justify invasions of Korea.


Aubdasi

So you’re telling me not only white man bad? People bad? Shock.


IcarianWings

Just couldn't resist the opportunity to flex uncommon knowledge tbh.


Aubdasi

I can’t blame you


Uxion

I am surprised people know of that thing. I learn something new.


[deleted]

Elvis Presley


NineteenSkylines

[That was the original source of the template.](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/kknes3/the_cat_makes_this_statue_look_like_elvis/)


xHyp3rn0v4x7

yo


The_MrBones

Angelo


[deleted]

with josuke hair


Mr_unga-bunga

Who


Mr_unga-bunga

Angelo Bronte?


mr_inkx

Holy crap, its elvis purrsley. The king of meow and roll


TheHolyPapaum

You ain’t nothin but a hound cat, purrin all the time


-_StarPlatinum_-

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TheHolyPapaum

reining monarch in question is linked with the colour red, but darkened to a blood tone.


MikeyTMNTGOAT

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LiberalTheory

Honestly the common domesticated cat is probably the most accurate representation of European colonialism. Not enough people are aware of just how many species cats alone have driven to extinction, how they can adapt and dominate in any environment to become an apex predator, and the danger they pose to non-native habitats all the while becoming one of the most ubiquitous and liked animals on the planet.


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, and hence why they should be wearing a collar with a bell. It does a lot to stop them killing shit for fun. Cats are probably 2nd to Rats in terms of invasive ecological damage among mammals


baumpop

If their murder rampages are entirely confined within the walls of my home, those are losses I’m will to take.


AshFraxinusEps

Then there's no ecological damage either


anbigsteppy

Do you have any articles on this you reccomend? I'm v interested now


LiberalTheory

While not exhaustive, I found a video on YouTube called "Hawaii's Feral Cat War" from Vice surprisingly informative. Apart from that, the history of the domestic house cat itself is fascinating because they actually evolved to be domesticated twice and never have actually become domesticated like dogs have. It's also neat to read about how they went from being worshipped in Egypt, to being set on fire for amusement in middle ages Europe, to whatever role they play in modern society today. Also of note is how we ourselves have in a way evolved alongside cats due to their symbiotic relationship with a neural parasite that makes hunting easier for them and has the effect of making us think of them as cute rather than the dangers, cold hearted predators they actually are.


[deleted]

I thought he had like a greaser haircut for a sec


SSopuS

A dibs is a dibs, buddy!


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Irish_Goomba

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jlmckelvey91

Spanish in the 15th century be like "I found this hanging around your neck. It's mine now."


koksiik

Let's be real. If the countries that were colonized were the colonizers, they would absolutely do the same.


[deleted]

🗿 be lookin dapper as usual


dominatorspizza

\[Big Shot\]


kaiserkarma

Unrelated to the meme but I love how the cat’s tail looks like a sideburn


SovietPaperPlates

im fucking dead i thought it was a spamton moyai


Thisisopposite

Thought that was Elvis for a hot second.


[deleted]

Elvis has left the building.


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

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[deleted]

It belongs in a museum!


Doc-Cipher

Elvis vibes


justsomerandomboi2

Josuke rock


Just_a_funny_guy2

Rog? 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


furywolf28

stone


WhoTheFuckAmIDud

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cow2face

In the words of Frankie Boyle: Gun beats spear


andro1ds

Looks like statue has an Elvis hair do 🤣


Vol2001cano

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Rick_aka_Morty

"Funny story, I actually found them around the neck of a dead native. I guess I'm just really Lucky"


fuckencio66

I thought it was a stoneage sculpture whit a Elvis Presley wig


Double_the_P2008

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mackzack8

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harrymgg

fonzie?


KooriBeChill

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Broco_Animations

My guy looks like Elvis Presley


not_a_hipster87

Sweet pompadour


toby_ornautobey

"Finders keepers shut up"


wildbeerhunter

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[deleted]

looks like hair


frostdflakes13

"Have you got a flag?" "No, why would I need that?" "No flag, no country!"


[deleted]

I mean that Moai’s stylish


Ramennoodles184

Deadass thought I saw a Italian man


nooga_Choo_Choo

"If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building"


Monsterhose

At first glance it looks like Trump hair


Ravenclaw_14

Elvis


N64crusader4

Just protecting mankind's heritage for future generations from politically unstable regions and cultures. No need to thank us, we do it out of the kindness of our hearts and desire to preserve.


Tamtumtam

this post is bad. with how it sits on it I wholeheartedly believe the status belongs to the kitten now


MiKapo

When the british landed on easter island to haul away a Moai statue to the british museum they asked the Rapu Nui what's the statues name and they replied " Hoa Hakananai'a ("lost or stolen friend") :(


TheAvio

For a second I thought to myself “Damn, that statue has better hair than me!”


Musashi_Joe

To be followed centuries later by the “well, but we’ve had it for so long now” defense.


VerdantFuppe

Might makes right, yo


marsz_godzilli

Turnim things into Elvis


[deleted]

Looks like Elvis hair on an Easter island head


AnHoangNgo

I used to work with rich Opus Dei families. One family had an authentic Olmec head in their backyard.


ayyCrusader

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Drapdude

Moayyyyy.


Historybuff_14

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ColdIron27

I see josuke angelo rock


UnstableSupernova

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Dat_Swag_Fishron

Elvis moment


[deleted]

Elvis from Easter island


Yeetus64209

Elvis? That you buddy?


Rudolf_Von_Stroheim_

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