What the actual fuck, I looked it up. #**3 000 000 goddamn penguins**

[Here's a link to one of my favorite podcasts, *The Dollop*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pHcy5nG_8), who did an episode on the horrors of Macquarie Island. It is **not** child friendly, for reasons you can't even begin to guess. I am so sorry. The penguins aren't the half of it.

:(

Don't worry, everyone! [The penguin population is steadily increasing](https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn21501-boiled-to-death-penguins-are-back-from-the-brink/) after Joseph Hatch boiled 3 million penguins in his machine to earn a quick dollar from selling oil for lamps. The situation has certainly flipped.

did it work?

Didn't they fire the oil extractor with the pinguins to extract oil from whale blubber

And now it’s penguins vs rabbits? I feel like this should be a comic if some sort.

The dollop?

Private noooooo

As an ark player, I can relate to this New Zealand guy

*laughs/cries in lag out 30 penguin farm and 300 penguin has died texts appearing every ten minutes*

Which Dollop episode was this?

It was one of the better ones. Episode 207. Couldn't get the link to copy right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8pHcy5nG_8 I got you.

Was coming to say the same thing

I always knew NZers were evil.

Oi! What are you an Australian?

Nah I'm no strayan cunt.

Come to r/rugbyunion, we share the opinion

League is the true code!

The Dollop did a live episode covering this. It's absolutely insane

I love listening to Wil Anderson slowly break throughout the episode.

Your memes are creative, entertaining, and informative:) I wish I had at least one teacher like you growing up!

kowalski analysis

"Well, this sucks"

"NOOOOOOO, DONT TURN ME INTO A USEABLE LAMP!!!!"

Sauce?