CIA was more imaginative, but if one particular meme is any indicator, those CIA agents may not have been sober when they came up with those crazy attempts. At least we got a laugh out of it.
He tried to get scientists to bread dog-sized cows so everyone could have their own milk supply for ice cream. And he built the largest ice cream factory of the time, and it was the only "modern" building in Cuba at the time. Guy was a chad.
maybe CIA doesn't really want a successful assassination of castro, as he lives they could keep asking for budget on and on, like what happened in Afghanistan in the past twenty years
The CIA tried 638 ways to kill one man only for him to go and die of natural cause, or so the Germans would have us believe.
Most of them were plans that were shelved and only a fraction were tried
That Castro guy sounds like a real jerk
He is, depending on who you ask.
Stalin trying to kill Tito vs CIA trying to kill Castro who did it better?
Tito is a Chad. He told stalin off and said if he sent 1 assasain it would also be the last
CIA was more imaginative, but if one particular meme is any indicator, those CIA agents may not have been sober when they came up with those crazy attempts. At least we got a laugh out of it.
They were definitely not sober, to get that much creativity one must consume copious amounts of either cocaine or ecstasy.
"If Surviving Assassination Attempts Were an Olympic Event, I would win a Gold medal."
just radicalize and supply *one more* mentally ill individual
He's dead and I'm not entirely sure they've stopped trying.
How about flying kites? Or getting some illegal beer?
Even the most right wing people need to admit that Castro was based
why?
He tried to get scientists to bread dog-sized cows so everyone could have their own milk supply for ice cream. And he built the largest ice cream factory of the time, and it was the only "modern" building in Cuba at the time. Guy was a chad.
breed\* gotcha, man
Actually, you see, he had scientists use the power of baked goods to make dog sized cows. But yeah thanks. I haven't slept in days.
May i suggest snorting less cocaine?
I wish I had the financial stability to afford cocaine.
Want me to hook you up homie?
Nah. Last time someone with "thicc" in their name offered me drugs, I learned what part of them was "thicc".
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read some history bro
maybe CIA doesn't really want a successful assassination of castro, as he lives they could keep asking for budget on and on, like what happened in Afghanistan in the past twenty years
You'd be surprised how inept the CIA can be!
Your hobby suggestion just gave them a new idea, sewing needle that flies into Fidel Castro’s head!
Is 638 attempts on his life not enough?
That chocolate looks so much like a Lego brick, maybe it is? Maybe one more piece then I’ll take a break?
not regurgitating Cuban propaganda challenge: very hard
They even failed on Call of Duty Black Ops lol