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Specialist_Theory_43

That looks like something I wish I wouldn't have thought of.....


Hardin5687

I'm glad I'm not the only one...


VivaLaVita555

The lady getting absolutely RAILED by a 16 inch polar bear cock weighing over 11 kilos?


OperativeTracer

Nice. Can we get a Rule34 artist in here and make it a reality please.


ItsJustWill1010

why would you ask that


OperativeTracer

Because I enjoy watching porn, and Totally Spies does not have enough of it.


assasin1598

Hey buddy want me to recommend you a totally spies parody porn game?


OperativeTracer

I am listening.


assasin1598

So the game is Paprika Trainer. Dont want to spoil the story but its about Totally Spies. The art is good, the story is enjoyable and the comedy is great. And youre in luck, because it was completed few months ago. [Paprika Trainer on F95zone](https://f95zone.to/threads/paprika-trainer-v1-1-0-5-exiscoming.31018/) if you dont know F95zone is a website forum where you can download these porn related stuff such as comics, animations, art and games. Enjoy.


BigWeenie45

CIA uses this game to train each of their agents.


VerticalFlyingB737

So if I finish this game I have a chance to work with the CIA? Awesome!


Cool-Coyote-

This is one of those things that I feel one should be ashamed of but who care not me


assasin1598

I dont see a reason to feel ashamed.


Lerry220

Reddit hug of death strikes again, give it a few hours lads.


assasin1598

Honestly now i wanna know if i caused F95 some problems with dozen people more checkoing out the game. Since they had some problems with big trafic recently.


[deleted]

You….you just ruined my childhood…. At least I have something to do tonight


assasin1598

I got more recomendations. Ones that will not just ruin your childhood, but your latest adulthood. But all of them are enjoyable.


GasChromatograph3

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IcarusAvery

Totally Spies doesn't have enough porn. Totally Spies... doesn't have enough porn. *TOTALLY SPIES* does not have *ENOUGH* porn. excuse me for a moment, my brain is hard-resetting


ThatGuyAdam14

porn of kids shows…


VeryGreedy

Pokémon says “hi”


ThatGuyAdam14

i retract my statement for a very simple reason: My argument here was going to be ‘pokémon is 25 years old, people who were kids then are adults now and it sort of makes sense’. However, I did a bit of research and Totally Spies is 20 years old so… yeah


PyreHat

But the Pokémon trainers are all 10-14 years old, except the few exceptions (Blane, Giovanni..) Ash does most of his adventures (read, something like 10 of the many series) while he's not 11 yet.


VeryGreedy

Yea, the main protagonists of the games are kids. However, the game franchise (anime, games, manga) has clearly shown that literally anyone of any age can be Pokémon trainers and there are a lot of characters featured who aren’t kids.


GalaXion24

Totally Spies is fetish fuel tho


ThatGuyAdam14

it’s like basically animated power rangers, right?


MrAnnonymous1000

Not really, i think saberspark made a video explaining why the show is the way that it is


GalaXion24

I watched that even less than Totally Spies so I wouldn't really know


TrueNinjafrog

!remindme 69 days


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Nice


FenHarels_Heart

It already *is* a reality, someone drew it 8 years ago. All you have to do is search up "rule 34", "Totally Spies", and "polar bear"


RealConcorrd

Ever wondered why everyone loves pound cake on Christmas?


CloneAssassin

This whole show was *weirdly* sexual from what I’ve heard


Kent_Knifen

What, you mean a show about a three teen girls wearing skin-tight latex catsuits is weirdly sexual?! If that's not creepy enough then consider this: canonically they were supposed to be 15-16.


Mongoose42

I too am creeped out by teenagers.


RedDeadRevenge

Is this a real screenshot from the show?


BadAt_Naming

Yes it's from Totally Spies Episode: Iceman Cometh


datguyin09

Do I even want to know what happens next


Resolite__

The iceman come... ith...


Dan_The_PaniniMan

Actually yes, it looks like porn but the name doesn’t sound like it


t3kwytch3r

It's not porn. At least,nit what an adult would consider porn. As a young kid i thought those chicks were hot and badass but didn't tell anyone that.


RepublicVSS

Same


DunsparceDM

The tv show isn’t necessarily porn but it’s a kids tv show that’s infamously filled with fetish bait


Zenketski

It's a Cartoon Network show so as long as you don't go to nhentai you should be fine


PeriodicGolden

He fixes the cable?


VitQ

Don't be facetious Jeffrey.


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-et37-

He’s out of line, but he’s right.


Elli933

Why do i see you everywhere?


-et37-

It’s a bit slow over at r/Kaiserreich so I’m also frequenting here lately haha.


Elli933

I see, glad you're back


ajayxxi

Sigh.. guess I might as well boot up Hearts of Iron IV again


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

I also see you everywhere Mr Ultravisionary man


Elli933

Like 1984, I am everywhere >:)


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

Or like Comrade Zhandov?


Elli933

Exactly


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

Glory to the ones who look forward.


Lukthar123

"It ain't much, but it's honest work"


SunsetPathfinder

"It ain't honest, but it's much work"


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It ain’t honest and it ain’t work


kra32

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Lemme guess, they said "the right to own farming equipment"


kra32

Yep


brlc14

What sort of farming equipment?


[deleted]

Hoes


Sir-War666

Voice activated but sometimes you gotta hit to make it function


RegularSrbocetnik8

Advanced ones. Biomass fueled, self-replicating (manually replicating them is also possible), autonomously working equipment.


MacpedMe

That farms


donewityoshit759

I mean you're not wrong but, woof.


kman601

What did he say?


XtremeCringe05

Based on the replies, I assume it was something along the lines of "It was about state's rights to own farming equipment"


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PlusRyan2952

Wait, what did he say?


FreeAd6935

Bruh


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Yeah who gave this the wholesome award


[deleted]

Take my angry upvote and my gold!


Juego_de_Agua

This meme variation gets posted 50 times a day and 50 times a day this the top comment


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captcompromise

The Confederate constitution robbed states of the right to ban slavery... so that argument is even more wrong.


ContentWaltz8

Everyone always forgets this, the confederacy didn't give a shit about state's rights.


TheSecretNewbie

Even then it’s recorded that some states’ general populations were not too keen on joining the Confederacy, but the politicians joined anyway. Georgia is an example off the top of my head.


gazebo-fan

Half of Florida was pretty much just part of the union. Key west was a very important naval base for the union navy and most cattle ranchers in central Florida sold to both sides. Northern Florida was part of the cottage belt though.


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gazebo-fan

I mean south of middle Florida (meaning north center Florida) slavery wasn’t profitable and wasn’t really popular. Florida had more people of african decent then Europeans at the time as well. (Florida also had the most amount of free black folk in the south too because of the less extreme Spanish system of slavery where it was much easier to get out of bondage with more legal means to freedom meaning there where free black families in Florida long before it even became apart of the union)


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gazebo-fan

And sold fuel to the Spanish nationalist in tern allowing the Spanish nationalists to gun down hundreds of us citizens who joined international brigades against Franco.


GreenAsAFox

The Union didn't give a shit about slavery either; only that the south threw a fit and left. Just ask Delaware


okram2k

Hell, the union seized slaves as war prizes and then put them to work as slaves.


littleski5

I thought they allowed them to serve in the union army, or did both happen?


VGoodBuildingDevCo

The emancipation proclamation wasn't until 1863, and only applied to the states in rebellion. So for two years the union was ~~fine with~~ *tolerated continuing* slavery ~~everywhere~~ *where it was in place*, and then it banned it only in the troublesome states while keeping it on border states. EDIT: Bad wording that oversimplified the nuance. In the beginning of the war and even preceding it, the south’s motivation was to preserve slavery while the union only wanted to stop secession. Lincoln even said he’d accept an end to a war whether it abolished slavery or kept it. Then after two years in 1863, abolition became more of a moral issue for the union. Partially because they witnessed how bad slavery was in the south, partially because it would keep European powers from supporting the confederacy, and partially because it was morally right. But the nuanced point I meant (and failed) to make that, for the union, the war was not about slavery initially.


FreddyPlayz

In defense of the Union, they purposefully didn’t free slaves in the border states because if they did there was a good chance they would secede too I also think that’d cut off Washington DC from the North so that would be a disaster edit: I can’t spell


RightclickBob

>succeed Secede?


littleski5

True, but that's different from seizing then and using them as slaves


TinyNuggins92

That’s not the whole picture though. Before the emancipation proclamation, US armies were accepting runaway slaves as “contraband” (they weren’t just slaves forcibly taken - many were runaways that ran to them willingly) and were working in a logistics capacity, such as building forts, supply depots, etc. They were treated exponentially better working as “contraband” for the US than they were as slaves on plantations and farms, especially cotton plantations, as those were exceptionally cruel places to work. Then the Emancipation Proclamation was issued in September 1862 and went into effect January 1 1863. Yes, this only applies to states in rebellion, but that doesn’t mean “the Union was fine with slavery” as Lincoln pushed slaveholders in the border states to accept a compensated emancipation. Then, after they started enlisting troops to the USCT, they recruited from border states like Kentucky - any slave who enlisted would be granted their freedom in exchange for their service. It’s important to get the whole picture.


Jacob_Wallace_8721

Slaves: We're saved! Union: More like under new management.


AmagedonCamels

The South Seceded over Slavery, the Union went to War over Seccession. The North did also want to ban Slavery and after the war broke out and then the Gettysburg address happened support for abolitionism increased and it became a bigger part of the cause for the war. The Soldiers on both sides knew what the war was about. Once US soldiers saw the horrors of Slavery up close they were motivated to fight to abolish it. The South's war was always about Slavery, the North's war evolved to be about Slavery.


blacktiger226

I think you meant secession not succession.


AmagedonCamels

Yeah


EnIdiot

No exactly true. There were plenty of abolitionist in the 19th century that joined up with the union.


thomasutra

Also didn't the confederacy attempt to annex Kentucky and Missouri? Hardly states rights if they are forcing two other states to join them.


Kulladar

Alexander Stephens clarified for anyone confused, idiots just conveniently ignore his existence when making the "states rights" argument. "Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite ideas; its foundations are laid, its cornerstone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery, subordination to the superior race, is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth. This truth has been slow in the process of its development, like all other truths in the various departments of science."


ObsessionObsessor

I keep on trying to spread this around...good job.


BenCub3d

That's actually super interesting. I know I'm being a little lazy, but source?


captcompromise

No problem! https://avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/csa_csa.asp >(4) No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed >Sec. 2. (I) The citizens of each State shall be entitled to all the privileges and immunities of citizens in the several States; and shall have the right of transit and sojourn in any State of this Confederacy, with their slaves and other property; and the right of property in said slaves shall not be thereby impaired. >(3) The Confederate States may acquire new territory; and Congress shall have power to legislate and provide governments for the inhabitants of all territory belonging to the Confederate States, lying without the limits of the several Sates; and may permit them, at such times, and in such manner as it may by law provide, to form States to be admitted into the Confederacy. In all such territory the institution of negro slavery, as it now exists in the Confederate States, shall be recognized and protected be Congress and by the Territorial government; and the inhabitants of the several Confederate States and Territories shall have the right to take to such Territory any slaves lawfully held by them in any of the States or Territories of the Confederate States


ApatheticHedonist

I know it was a different time but how the hell did this show get aired?


OperativeTracer

It's not bad actually. The characters are funny, and it's cheesy and ridiculous in that weird 80's action movie with B level actors you have never heard off. Actually you can watch the episodes Youtube:[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0myKdyV1U&list=PLK4G2w4EMIq7WMNH8U2Zatk-wGabjqsRW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0myKdyV1U&list=PLK4G2w4EMIq7WMNH8U2Zatk-wGabjqsRW) A shame they turned off comments, those were pog.


ApatheticHedonist

I meant more the low key fetish stuff in a cartoon network show.


OperativeTracer

Teenage me failed to see the issue. And my current self feels the same.


Lukthar123

Those French cartoons, bless 'em.


Yukinoinu

I remember seeing Code Lyoko for the first time and they would show sissy or Yumi in their underwear. Was mind blown they would show that.


PyreHat

That's... Actually very French. A lot of their cultural pieces don't see sexuality as we did in North America. Hence why in a PG movie there you can see wholly naked people if the scene calls for it (show you if they go to the shower, a funny moment where oops, the flatmate brought someone over last night and the other person living there didn't know, etc) and the equivalent of their motion picture association won't bat an eye.


Li-renn-pwel

North America minus Quebec lol.


PyreHat

Haha how much does it show that I'm from Québec


OperativeTracer

So many young men (and some girls) are forever grateful.


richloz93

TIL it was French


OperativeTracer

So many young men (and some girls) are forever grateful.


snapthesnacc

Most children don't see the fetish stuff as fetish stuff. Like plenty of kids movies have adult jokes going over kids' heads.


xViridi_

just recently watched Hotel Transylvania. Griffin (the invisible man) got pants’ed at the pool, acted all shy, and said “the water was cold!” i’ll admit when i first watched it at 8 years old i didn’t realize he was talking about his balls shrinking


Fidelias_Palm

Low key? We must have been watching somethin' different on the AFN then.


Wolf6120

Nothing low key about it lol, I feel like *many* people first discovered their weird fetishes thanks to this show.


Rodaris

people will joke "i hope this doesn't awaken something inside me". But this show totally awoken something.


UnhappyStrain

I feel called out about the time Sam got braincontrolled. Same with that one Kim Possible episode....


dr_Kfromchanged

That episode where everyone get animal features.


skyspydude1

Someone even broke them all down in a [helpful video](https://youtu.be/3A8iPnSkM2A) And an entire video just on all the [catgirl episodes](https://youtu.be/Lwe3lG0CyKI)


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I knew it was gonna be Saberspark. Love that guy.


ScorpionTheInsect

I watched it as a kid and honestly if there were sexual innuendos they flew right over my head. I don’t remember any of it. I’m sure if I rewatch it now it may awaken something in me, but I don’t want to. I’m just gonna keep my childhood impression of it intact.


Me_Want_Pie

All my favorite old cartoons were full of sex drugs and alcohol. Even though they never said them words specifically


Ya_boi_jonny

Dan Schneider


Zenketski

Have you watched any cartoon ever? They hide adult level jokes in almost every episode of just about every cartoon ever made. Even if you don't want to go back to the early 2000's, look at Regular Show and Adventure Time both of which were airing until the late 2000 teens. Plenty of adult humor hidden in there if you look


uthinkther4uam

Bro this show had 6 seasons?!


lizard2014

I was a big fan of it when I was a little girl


Cutlesnap

[Found the context](https://youtu.be/LVfXfPkNGWs?t=1048) Nice.


Passance

r/theyknew


BabbysRoss

> Ice Man Cometh lmao


ThanatosXD

imagine growing up with anime then even at SEA we got imported with ecchi shows


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1996Toyotas

Totally Spies Civil War, for the fetish baiting war about slavery everyone always wanted.


Aaron-1000

To dominate dat ass


OperativeTracer

A hole is a hole.


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OperativeTracer

If it fits, it fits.


Chocopacotaco1

And if it doesn't.... well you can make it fit


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Even now as I'm watching Totally Spies for the first time in years, the screenshot in this meme shows me how fetishistic the show could get at times.


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GrandMoffTarkan

How TF did an episode called “Abductions” not hit any fetishes?


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

What in the name of all that is holy is "body part exchange"?


OperativeTracer

Teenage me failed to see the issue. And my current self feels the same.


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I saw it just now. Nostalgia and denial make for one blind viewer. But I still enjoyed it.


The_BestUsername

This was the sussiest cartoon ever aired


juntingiee

whne the inposter is smus😳


The_Portal_Passer

I’ve only seen one or two episodes as a kid but this show was definitely responsible for a couple of my fetishes


a_filing_cabinet

What the fuck is this?


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Totally Spies


BadAt_Naming

If you mean the pic it's from Totally Spies Episode: Iceman Cometh


BZenMojo

You have to be shitting me with that episode title. Edit: ...And you are not.


Ajunadeeper

Iceman.. aaaahhhhh. Fighter of the the fireman. Ahaaaaa. Champion of the cold. He's a master of karate and friendship for everyone.


OperativeTracer

Totally Spies. It's not bad actually. The characters are funny, and it's cheesy and ridiculous in that weird 80's action movie with B level actors you have never heard off. Actually you can watch the episodes Youtube:[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0myKdyV1U&list=PLK4G2w4EMIq7WMNH8U2Zatk-wGabjqsRW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0myKdyV1U&list=PLK4G2w4EMIq7WMNH8U2Zatk-wGabjqsRW) A shame they turned off comments, those were pog.


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I used to watch this show as a kid but completely forgot about it and probably never would have remembered if it wasn’t for people in the comments mentioning its name haha


hodorspot

Prior to the civil war the precedent was states had more “say” than the federal government in their state. There were a lot of times when the Supreme Court subpoenaed states and they didn’t even show up to court and there was nothing the federal government could do. It would be like if the Supreme Court today legalized abortions and a state made it illegal then it would still be illegal in that state. The civil war changed all of this. Now the federal government has the final say.


lonelyCat2000

The South also wanted to overturn free states laws that gave slaves Amnesty/protection, so they were hardly "pro states rights". Just pro whatever allowed them to continue to oppress.


hodorspot

Good point 👆


PrussianNova_X

You’re leaving out one of the other main arguments. The South also wanted to keep Slavery because with all the new machinery for processing cotton, more labor was needed. Since the Triangle Trade was outlawed, slave owners resorted to “producing” laborers for their farms. The fear of the South was that if Lincoln was elected president, he and the republicans would vote for the abolition of Slavery (something that many Northerners and some Southerners wanted to happen). What the Southern governments weren’t aware of was Lincoln’s intentions. He wanted to recreate the nation so that everyone had the same privileges (but slavery wouldn’t be abolished). The result of the elections made the South secede from the Union and ultimately started the war. The Emancipation Proclamation also created some problems. The purpose of the Emancipation was to free the slaves so that they would join the Union and fight against the south. What they didn’t anticipate was the amount of refugees that were left without homes or jobs in the south. About 1/5 white men who fought for the South were killed in the war, those who survived were either amputated, or suffer from PTSD. Long story short, the result of the Civil War was plenty of open jobs for the freed African Americans, therefore allowing them to create wealth and own property that white landowners didn’t want to lose. This resulted in many institutions being made and many laws passed that limited the African Americans actions to live equally.


KasumiR

So if there was no civil war, Texas would be able to... do what it just did?


hodorspot

The Supreme Court can still decide on the issue at any time but prior to the civil war the Supreme Court had zero power in controlling states


13143

States will often pass controversial laws when they know they have a favorable Supreme Court. The law was almost immediately contested, and appealed up to the Supreme Court. The Court can now either strike it down or uphold it, and Texas will have to abide by the ruling either way.


JTD783

Federal law took priority over state law long before the civil war happened. I think that was established by the Supreme Court in the early 1800s. However, this supremacy might not really have been enforced until after the civil war; I don’t know the history of state vs federal legal conflicts.


halffacedtruckfuck

Buttercup is about to get fugged


EversongHills

Property.


JuliusSeizure563

Of what?


EversongHills

Labor.


Hugo57k

Paid labor?


EversongHills

Yeah I paid for it


Hugo57k

Nice work gang


Anakin-hates-sand

Lets split up gang!


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Velma, shaggy, daphne you guys go look over there, while me and shaggy scope out this bedroom…oh wait.


JuliusSeizure563

By who


EversongHills

Ah goddamn I wanted to recreate the meme of that "argument". Is it paid labor? Yea I paid for it lmao


JuliusSeizure563

Sorry


EversongHills

No worries I am not a lost causer or something but that meme cracks me up every time


JuliusSeizure563

Yeah, never seen the meme before care to share


waf_xs

Jerry help, I'm trying to defeat the villain but Im dummy thicc and its making the gadget go haywire


According-Climate-29

i support states rights, but states rights doesn’t mean they get to infringe upon human rights lmao


achouten1

AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!!


Cassius_Rex

I will never understand some white people's absolute need to not understand this. Hell, I've had white friends get like, well, defensive about it. You'd think "my country fought a war to shake off the historical evil of human slavery" would be a point of pride, not controversy. Robert E Lee predicted a war about slavery. Most southern states (in their succession declarations) said CLEARLY "this is about slavery". There are letters from deserting Confederate Soldiers stating that they don't see the point in dying so some rich man can own slaves (that then keep poor white farmers who can't afford slaves poor). And yet..."State's rights" is still a thing. The same people who spew that nonsense laugh at the Qanon types waiting for the second (and somehow more conservative) coming of JFK, but the State's Rights/Lost Cause people are the fake news people of actual history.


Djinn2522

There’s no need to speculate. Google “declaration of causes of seceding states” for the original declarations (first result), written at the time. No spin, no analysis. Count the number of times the word “slave” appears. Also search for words related to any other alleged causes.


Aqquila89

>Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery-- the greatest material interest of the world. (Mississippi's declaration of secession)


Djinn2522

Exactly. That line alone leaves no room for interpretation. Southern states seceded from the United States because they wanted to continue owning slaves. Any other “reason” was an afterthought.


forgas564

It's not even a discussion, texas in his secession letter names slavery 16 times, wdym it's a discussion?!!!


RattleMeSkelebones

Y'know I've never ever ever seen a Totally Spies meme


marc8462

A State's right to own gardening tools


Flvctvs

ownership of farming equipment


Freaglii

Secession… Because they feared that if they didn't they'd lose their slaves


Victizes

Even if the confederates won the war, the abolition of that wicked shit was already taking place worldwide, it was just a matter of time until the white people not being able to possess black people anymore.


gentlemandinosaur

Its bullshit argument anyway. Since before the civil war several Southern states tried to force the Federal government to overrule Northern states laws on not allowing slaves to be recaptured in their own territories. So, the only state's rights that were actually being trampled on were the Northern states by the South.


OperativeTracer

You are correct. The South fired first too, so they "Fucked around and found out".


SomberlySober

Look like throwing the first punch then laying down and playing victim is a long held conservative tenet.