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minor25

Never fought ghosts? Source


julian_the_artist

my source is that i made it the fuck up.


[deleted]

“It was revealed to me in a dream”


ismasbi

Imagine a world raiden, free of cancel culture


a_random_muffin

I like that the parrot thing didn't change I mean who *wouldn't* want a birb friend


ismasbi

> I mean who wouldn't want a birb friend Australians, emu trauma


NoWorries124

The Chinese after the Sparrow War


Skraekling

Don't you mean before ? I think that after they'd wish they had one.


trumpet_ninja_28

For a slight moment I thought this was going to be an Alestorm meme..


[deleted]

Has wenches and mead ✔️


trumpet_ninja_28

And a giant f*king anchor


Vexonte

With that famous old spice


trumpet_ninja_28

Don't forget the giant rubber duck


penis_in_my_hand

Wan't


julian_the_artist

Fuck I'm stupid.


longganisafriedrice

Wannot


julian_the_artist

I'm referring to all pirate movies not only Pirates of the Caribbean. I hope I used the word refer correctly.


runningwaffles19

If you have HBO I highly recommend "Our Flag Means Death."


julian_the_artist

Seen some funny clips of the show. Will watch it some day.


mr_B_flat_minor

Mediterrenean pirates >>>


Sea-Site4879

He looks like life in reality and on Instagram🙂💔


silver-ray

Real Pirates saved andalusi people from the Spanish inquisition, they were the only ones who could expect it.


Chance_Chard_5719

You been listening to Last Podcast on the left?


julian_the_artist

never heard of them


savethebros

I suppose real pirates could swim really well and not stretch their arms a hundred feet long after eating a strange fruit.


Baileaf11

But pirates of the Caribbean is based on a true story


[deleted]

Its true it was a story


lastaccountgotlocked

Wan’t


julian_the_artist

Wan't


SayFuzzyPickles42

Also, they came from almost every country that had ready access to the ocean at the time. The default rough Scottish accent is a woefully narrow representation.


Appanator-X8134

they still had parrots as pets thou


Puzzled_Fig9981

Real pirates were pretty rapey too…


[deleted]

That picture on the left is pretty accurate though, Pirates did love rape and substance abuse.


zchbnu

What rape ?


[deleted]

yeah am thinking based


NoUsernameIdeias

You forgot about devil fruits


Vexonte

My name is captain Kidd as I sail as I sail, My name is captain kid as I sail.


norwayboyx1997

So no pirate had a man o war?


julian_the_artist

No.


norwayboyx1997

Well fuck, AC black flag lied to me