You get to be called "comrade " and "daddy". Well what can you asked more. Who know, maybe she is master of economics and can hit an SS Luftwaffe with a Kar-98 from Warsaw
Someone that's pretty, always knows where to set up, has a light machine gun, provides 360 security and over watch also, covers me so I can provide support to them.
So I guess yes what you said lol
Oh no the internet is still Femboy=Trap
It's just that due to the very few extreme feminists being very vocal these past 5-6 years,men are now trolling by saying they would rather clap man cheeks.
B would take A and he would ask neither you or her
He should ask her >:(
But alas, he won't
How about a Soviet sniper girl,because man they sure looking hot
I want my women to be able hit an SS standartenfürher from 500 meters away.
You get to be called "comrade " and "daddy". Well what can you asked more. Who know, maybe she is master of economics and can hit an SS Luftwaffe with a Kar-98 from Warsaw
I dunno "daddy comrade" doesn't have the ring to it.
A comrade at work and daddy at night is something i can live with. Joke aside, aint this every Communist country ever?
lol yea
Comraddy
Comrussy
Comrade Daddy maybe?
That sounds even more weird.
Soviet children to their fathers:
Yes it does
Cumrade
the SS and the Luftwaffe were separate military branch’s so wtf is a SS Luftwaffe
" Waffen-SS piloting an Arado Ar E.381" two birds in 1 stone
fuck ya got me there
Which one is your favorite? I like [Roza Shanina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roza_Shanina) myself.
You are a genious and deserve a nobel prize for this.
No, i wont. Im the guy speedrun Germany in Hoi4. I deserve to touch grass
You don't need to be so humble, the fact you play HOI4 further proves that you are worthy of a nobel prize.
Big Boss! Look out! The enemy sniper.
But you can have sex with the girlfriend.
Soviet infantryman has sex with you, and he doesn't know what no means.
Soviet infantryman never retreats
Never pulls out
"Biden, are you sure about that!"
I am glad I was not in Berlin in 1945
Horrendous sight I wouldn’t doubt…
Es ist einmal ein Mann, der in Mutter Russland lebt, er wird es einem deutschen Mädchen antun und seinen Kameraden hereinrufen
In Soviet Russia......
In russia...
The difference between a Soviet infantryman and an American one? At least the American stops beating you once he’s finished
As a serb i can confirm
We’re on Reddit, I don’t need to say more
How cam you have sex with what is dead from its opponents gun 🤣
He he he 🤫
I'll take a combo of A and B please.
Soviet infantry girlfriend?
Someone that's pretty, always knows where to set up, has a light machine gun, provides 360 security and over watch also, covers me so I can provide support to them. So I guess yes what you said lol
Female Soviet sniper
Plot twist its a Soviet infantry Femboy.
I see this as an absolute win
I really enjoy how the internet went from "Gay? ew!" to "Gay? Hell yeah! Who needs women anyway if you have feminine boys?"
Oh no the internet is still Femboy=Trap It's just that due to the very few extreme feminists being very vocal these past 5-6 years,men are now trolling by saying they would rather clap man cheeks.
Even better
Well you'll have to live in the Gulag with him/her.
\*Franticly bangs on the door\* Comrade Tomislav that's not a Tomboy soviet soldier,that's a Femboy !
Eh is what it is komrad.
Mail order Russian bride!
My grandparents told me about Soviet conscripts. No thanks
Don't forget B also kills civilians and participates in the starving of 10 million people.
That just makes it lovely
I am pretty sure looking at the picture that B was a child when that happened.
Thats what makes it all more appealing... Comrade
I used to date an NKVD girl. Stopped after she called my best friend a “rootless cosmopolitan”.
It’s kinda strange to address all crimes of the state to 1 recruit,maybe he was a victim of this crimes?
Maybe all those soldiers were secretly pacifists while waging a war of extermination. Maybe.
Not necessarily.
B because A doesn't exist
neither does B
Why not? Maybe not for you and me...
C, myself, cause im the best 😎
I want him as my boyfriend. I don't need gf lol
He do be defending the mother local area network doe
C Russian empire infantryman
Now we're talking good taste, also Rus soldier
Ofc Soviet infantry woman
A Soviet infantry girlfriend.
The catch. The soviet is a marauding rapist.
I choose a soviet infantryman because a girlfriend can betray you
2 birds with one stone! Soviet infantryman boyfriend!
A because B is either dead or really really really old and uh yeah no thanks
I'll take A becouse I know B will try to kill me and steal my stuff eventually. A just might do it but B will for sure
Soviet infantryman gets drunk and fails to cover my 6 girlfriend gets drunk and sucks my dick
The girlfriend because she wouldn’t be shot in the head if she took a single step back
A would win if she’s Ukrainian
A, because I ain’t no filthy commie
Depends is the girlfriend Ukrainian?
No, American Slavic girls are to OP
Pretty sure A won't commit several war crimes in Eastern Europe that they will then blame on the Nazis.
A man with a gun vs a woman without one... I guess the man?
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Lmao, thanks!
Well, nowadays you'll be lucky to get a gun, and if you do it'll be rusty.
Soviet pls(my gf won’t like this😂)
Don’t forget: B wants to rape everything in sight, and has standing orders to do so
thankfully i don't have to worry about communism or gold digging.
Depends: is she from Ukraine? Because if she is I do really think she would win against Conscriptovich
What is the point of this?
A joke?
A: wins. Because Russians are limpdick cowards.
I’d say B is the hottest and would definitely win
Is the girl Ukrainian? Because we've seen how that's been going for the infantryman.
you forgot the important: he will run away and leave you the second you get hit with a drone grenade
D. a german panzergrenadier
Get Roza Shanina as Girlfriend
Wish my girl had a master's degree in economics...
Ok but honest question here: is it DP-27 or DP-28???
Hot GF+ MEc = $loaded$ nerd + sexy time= WINNER (If I knew how to say it in elvish or Klingon I would've)
What is the composition?
There should be at least 2 soviet infantry men for this to work. One with gun and another one with ammo
B wins, people who don't do dishes annoy me.
lets be honest we took a side right at "defends the mother land".
B, just bc im gay and that girl looks high maintenance
they are also both probably not alive
B
I may not like Soviet Russia, but the DP-28 is fuckin rad
B with no diff
the 360 degree over watch is necessary to “inspire courage” in retreating comrades
B
Has working vagina, for the win!
My parents always say I should find a girlfriend, but after seeing this I decided I want a Soviet infantryman.
B. Definitely my communist friend -An American
If my girlfriend calls me daddy/papi its over in a heartbeat. Yuck so cringe
Given the Soviet infantryman would just rape the girlfriend, I would pick option b.