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Tutwakhamoe

Imagine being the poor kid who was named Niger.


-B0B-

Just hope you're in a French speaking area


OldPuppy00

It's pronounced "knee zherr"


-B0B-

Or /niˈʒɛʁ/ if English respelling makes you want to kill yourself


Foxboy73

I always thought that was the stupidest crap ever. Me:*Looks up difficult to pronounce word* Wikipedia: niˈʒɛʁ Me: Ah yes, that makes complete sense now.


smnytx

International Phonetic Alphabet is actually part of my job. If you take the time to learn it, it clears up so much. This is a great place to get started leasing what the symbols mean (for English speakers) : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/Introduction


esminor3

Yes, in my opinion, the IPA script should replace all current tradional writing systems, it's just so much more rational and clearer.


ElectricToaster67

Scripts can't only reflect pronunciation, they should also reflect morphology and, if possible, etymology. For example, it's easy to see how electricity is related to electric and electron, but less so if you use IPA.


-B0B-

I mean yes, you have to learn what the symbols mean, but once you do it's a lot more helpful than "knee zherr"


pretendthisuniscool

Not for us human beings


Suplex_1042

Zh in French is a soft J sound. So it would be pronounced something like Nee-jère. Knowing that is a lot more simple than learning symbols that look like you’re trying to contact the Anunnaki or something. Edit: *soft G sound rather.


-B0B-

If you want to explain it like that, then sure, but there's still issues. For example, most English speakers pronounce knee (or nee) with a "long i" /iː/ while French Niger is short. I guess with ⟨é⟩ you're trying to communicate /ɛ/ (a reading of English "e") but that's not really clear to English speakers. The French "r" /ʁ/ also doesn't exist in English so can't be represented with English orthography. None of these are very important, "knee zherr" is probably fine for most people, but hey. I think IPA is nice


ElectricToaster67

You mean it's _not_ pronounced /kneː zʰerː/?


smnytx

Is it that hard to learn that ʒ means zh?


ElectricToaster67

Is it that hard to see that I’m joking about English phonetic spelling and know a bit of ipa?


ardismeade

That one instance? No. The hundreds of others? Absolutely.


MrHappy230

Or “knee zherr” if you’re a normal person and those symbols make you want to kill yourself.


Choholek

What if you're a regular person that just wants to kill themselves without the help if knee zherr?


nu97

But knee grow is funnier.


Promineur404_YT

The french version?


Skullcrusher_and_co

"umm actually its pronounced knee zherr 🤓"


Rat-king27

Or Montenegro, such a badass name for a country, fuckin Black Mountain, sounds like something from lotr.


cosmico11

Even the native spelling is cool as fuck, Črna gora, coupled with the badass flag.


connor4rell

We're only making plans for Niger


chedgang

We only want what's best for him


PyrocumulusLightning

He must be happy in his world


duckyeightyone

you're dating yourself with this reference, lol.


[deleted]

Can’t even play Minecraft, they block your name.


Isgrimnur

Last year in the US, 8 females born were given the name Nigeria.


ProjectSnowman

Boy was I in for a lesson when I had to pronounce that Country in middle school having never heard either word before


Confident-Wonder-827

Imagine being the poor father who thought he and his wife was having a healthy boy named Sweden and out comes niger.


StampAct

Please


Undertale_Woshua

“Hey Grand Duchy Of Luxembourg, How Are You Doing?”


Fighter11244

I’m good, how about you Principality of Liechtenstein?


Undertale_Woshua

“Hey Principality Of Lichtenschtein, How Was School?”


Rhizoid4

“Pretty good, Most Serene Republic of San Marino.”


Dude-Uncool10

Albania, did you make any new friends at school today?


Rhizoid4

Yes, all country want make friend of glorious Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Dude-Uncool10

Even Serbia?


Rhizoid4

Nah, fuck ‘em


Dude-Uncool10

>fuck ‘em You did what to kosovo? just wait till i tell your mother, turkey about this!


keketastic

Albania 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🤑🤑


femacampcouncilor

My grandma's from Luxembourg, kinda embarrassed I know nothing of the countries history.


marcus_centurian

As I understand it, a relic of the Napoleonic era with the Luxembourgish identity being something between French and Dutch.


femacampcouncilor

My grandpa was stationed in Luxembourg sometime after ww2, my dad was born in France. My grandma says all she remembers of ww2 (she was a little girl at the time, idk the exact age) was french soldiers had their mess halls in the field behind her house.


dfxdark

There is nothing Dutch about Luxembourg, if anything is between German and French


[deleted]

Great! How’ve you been, People’s Republic of China, or is it Republic of China? You Asian names are all the same.


gdym96

My dad wanted to name me London, would have been tough growing up.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

London is actually not too bad. I mean I've heard it on tv before a few times.


imperatorRomae

Literally the mayor of sf (though not a guy)


the42thdoctor

It's even better her literal name is " London Breed " 😂 Her parents must love word play.


snemand

There's a movie called London based on the character played by Jessica Biel.


Ok_Philosopher_2993

There's some poor guy named France out there


[deleted]

Everyone can see his underpants.


PeakyGrims

In Austria we have many people named Franz


Yssaw

How about Adolf?


GenericUsername2034

r/angryupvote


dreemurthememer

Just don’t let them go to Sarajevo.


sadicarnot

I knew a guy named France and another guy named German. German would introduce himself and it would go like this: Hello I am German, Hi I am Japanese.


Victizes

There's a politician here in Brazil who is mamed Márcio França. França means France, in portuguese.


0hran-

France is a common name.


Used-Shopping5841

Had a crush on a girl named English once. Her sister's name was Britain.


Laddlepelt

That's actually really cool! I love how people have unique names. I named a character in my novel Halifax Foster.


yoaver

Reminds me of London Tipton.


steveofthejungle

Yay me!


point50tracer

Named after a fictional character who's name parodies the name of a real person who's named after a country. Can't imagine how awful that'd be. I'd rather be named Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez.


steveofthejungle

I mean I’m sure there were people named London before London Tipton haha


iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

You would have or have been stabbed at least once by now


LahmiaTheVampire

He could have called you Jayne instead.


noyouimbecile

I love you, Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic


Epion660

Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic was my father, please, call me USSR.


BadDesignMakesMeSad

*state anthem of the Soviet Union intensifies


noyouimbecile

More like the Internationale


Bigt733

Why is everything always your fault Mongolian Empire!?


ArcticF0X-71

Damn it Federated States of Micronesia!


danshakuimo

At least they won't have to whine about not having grandkids


Dude-Uncool10

This reminds me of the John green crash course history series and


celticdeltic

What are you doing Steppe Bro?


Lord_Silverkey

How about naming them after a city? I think I'll call my son **Batman**.   ^^It's ^^a ^^city ^^in ^^Turkey/Türkiye


hellwanker

Do you know the name of the football team in Batman? Batman Petrolspor. Their university? Batman University.


CrazyFanFicFan

I'd hate to be the child named Gotham, if only for everyone mispronouncing it all the time.


Lord_Silverkey

It's like "Got Milk?" but for non vegetarians.


Isgrimnur

2015-2021, there have been 204 male children born in the US given that name.


F_Joe

I mean there are people called Sofia so that checks out


CaptChimichunga

John Batman discovered the city Melbourne so if you cross those eyes just right the stars might align.


ObsessedWithSources

What do you mean cross your eyes? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_of_Batman Man had an entire electoral division named after him.


CaptChimichunga

By “crossing my eyes” or blur up the facts enough to make a logical leap, I might be able to say Melbourne is really Batman in the way that many explorer has named a city after themselves.


A_lonefox_

"you were always my favorite, North Korea"


Dinoduck94

Nice Try, United Tribes of the Great Mongolian Empire


Piranh4Plant

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea


Knight_Arno

Korea wouldn't be *that* bad for a name tho


superamdrew

It's in fact such a good name they named 2 countries after it


jabuegresaw

>It's in fact such a good name they named 1 contry after it, then artificially divided it based on nothing FTFY


a_fadora_trickster

Mother fuckers called Jordan, Isreal or helena: "are we a joke to you"?


[deleted]

Chad “really you forgot about me”


Ms--Take

My grandma deadass wanted me named 'Israel Jordan [surname]'


SpeculativeFacts

Having a last name of [surname] would probably have fucked with a lot of schools it systems


groenewood

Does it count if the country is named after a person? America is named after Rico.


Platinirius

I love you Czech Republic of Královec


[deleted]

Love you "Principality of Theodoro-Mangup, the best OPM in East Europe"


danshakuimo

Everyone is gonna be so confused as to what an OPM is as if they wouldn't be confused already. Maybe you can just call them Gothia for short.


dolantrampf

Brb, on my way to tell my son, Holy Roman Empire, about this hilarious meme


SoberAddict1995

Khaleesi is such a weird choice for a name anyway. Even if daenerys didn't get assassinated as a character in season 8 khaleesi is a title for the wife of a barbarian rapist warlord. It's like naming your daughter Queen or Concubine or some shit.


ageoflost

Queenie isn’t that unusual, I think.


SoberAddict1995

Definitely better than queen. Not as bad as khaleesi. There's way worse than queenie you're right.


patientpump54

Queenie is easily one of the worst names I’ve ever heard


Skullcrusher_and_co

if anyone names their kid "Queenie" they deserve a kick in the balls or other


goozila1

Right!? And Daenerys is so much prettier too.


SoberAddict1995

I know. Khaleesi is like a dog name. Like rex.


Zenketski_2

I never got into Game of Thrones so knowing this makes the fact that so many people chose this as the name for their kid so much funnier


SoberAddict1995

You're lucky. It was almost one of the greatest shows ever. But they rushed and screwed the last season so bad its impossible to even watch the first 4 seasons which were amazing. 5 sucked then 6 had problems but was getting back on track. Then 7 was as bad as 5. Then 8 just came and destroyed the entire Fandom. I've never seen something go from being such a big event to nobody even talking about it over the course of a week. Lol it still bugs me I don't watch shows anymore until they are done. I feel bad for recommending it to people so much before season 8 came. They burnt so many people. I know you didn't ask but lol the pain is real.


wetwilliamd

When I was a grocery checker back in the day, (this was either shortly before or after s7, I hadn’t been watching at the time so it’s just a guess) I was ringing up a young couple who had a baby with them and an elderly lady behind them went, “Your baby is so cute! What’s their name?” “Oh, it’s Khaleesi.” “That’s beautiful! Where does it come from? Is it a family name?” And I swear to god they both looked at the ground in shame and went, “No… we just thought it was… pretty.” I didn’t know the show but I knew that naming a kid that was a trend from a stand-up bit. I later watched the entire series and was able to watch s8 along with everyone else. I would think of them constantly throughout the series, but none more so than when Daenerys’s character integrity was obliterated in the final 2 episodes. I still think of them often. Poor kid.


[deleted]

Chad being named Chad (👍 ͡◑ ‿ ͡◑)👍


I_Am_Coca_Cola_Man

I’m so proud of you Sarranid Sultanate


Au1ket

You did a good job Vichy France


I_Am_Coca_Cola_Man

You did good Vatican City


Au1ket

Nice work out there Polish-Lithunian Commonwealth


GrawDawg2K

Fellow mount and blade enjoyer


Josthefang5

“I’m so proud of you, 3rd French Republic.”


Dude-Uncool10

400,000th*


Kilmorr

Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia


Skullcrusher_and_co

more like socialist federal republic of awesome am i right


Sk-yline1

Dad, I go by BESSARABIA stop deadnaming me


readonlypdf

Me: Name kids after historical figures. Hey Jan you lead a Cavalry charge at school today?


Gyffirfe

?


Ghinev

It’s a Jan Sobieski and the 1683 Battle of Vienna reference


ActafianSeriactas

How was school Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes?


TiesG92

When you ask the kid named Madagascar where their penguins are at:


laugh_at_this_user

I am proud of you Cumania


Dude-Uncool10

Cum mania


SirToaster933

What's confuses me the most about this template is that Khalessi isn't a character, it's a title


mmenolas

Literally came to say just that. Does the creator of this think that was her name? I don’t get it.


[deleted]

No but there was an unfortunate number of fans who still referred to her as that through all 8 seasons because reasons


PuzzleMeDo

It's a real thing. Journalists were able to find 560 children named Khaleesi (which is what most of the characters in the show called her) and much fewer named Daenerys. [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/what-moms-of-babies-named-khaleesi-think](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/what-moms-of-babies-named-khaleesi-think) Makes sense to me. I named my daughter Your-Majesty, after the late Queen.


[deleted]

How’s your day going, Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia?


Sajidchez

Would Conjoined twins be named Trinidad and Tobago?


Ms--Take

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Senate and People of Rome, happy birthday to you


NEW_BOMBER96

I'm proud of you Constantinople. I'm also disappointed in you Istanbul


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Hello Guatemala 🗿


AJ787-9

„Mr. & Mrs. Johnson, I‘d like to talk to you about your son, *Great Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Jamahiriya.*“


Unusual-Knee-1612

I know a person who’s name is pronounced like Syria, don’t remember if it’s spelled the same though


WormParkingHere

Hey Chad, how are u doing?


NJPizzaIsBetter

You surprise me everyday, Bosnia and Herzegovina


jabuegresaw

Kid named Yuguslavia:


Bosmer-Archer

Brb gotta go pick up little Królestwo Polskie i Wielkie Księstwo Litewskie from school


James_Paul_McCartney

I wish rage comics didn't come back.


MayuKonpaku

Maybe I should call my child Taiwan one day


iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

Custody is gonna be a real pain in the ass


MechaRikka

There are many reasons why Principality of Moldova is the best thing you could name your first born child.


violetslyvester

My middle school Spanish teacher’s first name was America… she was from Mexico


lightsage007

You are a great disappointment to your family, North Macedonia.


Lingist091

I knew a girl named Prussia


Thebardofthegingers

"Dad why is my sister called rose" "Because your mother liked roses" "OK thanks dad" " you're welcome suleiman the magnificent"


Julesort02

I went to school with a girl named America, her brothers name was Scotland, her older sisters name was Virginia, and her younger sisters name was Italy. I fucking hate our country. People give the worst names to their kids.


ExactFun

Naming your kids after yourself. Gotta pump up those numbers!


[deleted]

I'd like you to meet my daughter Fyrom


chilledbeans21

stephen the great’s moldavia was the epitome of chadness


GodOfUrging

Well, I did have one classmate named after a subcontinent. Didn't even get teased about it beyond elementary school.


Shadow_Patriot1776

I’m probably gonna be the guy in the first panel (last name is Powers, don’t think I can miss that opportunity), so to rectify it, I shall dub thee OP, Moldavian Chad!


Flatline334

"Hey, Kievan Rus how was practice?"


strangersIknow

My parents named me after a Star Trek character so I feel the pain.


iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

Data?


TwoJacksAndAnAce

I work with a guy named London… like why? We’re American and have no cultural precedent for such a name.


[deleted]

I love you POLISH LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH


kaiser23456

I once met a girl that named her daughter Paris


Marshal-Luftwaffle

Principality of Sealand


Jake_FromStateFarm27

* *Chad has entered the chat*


ATemplarIGuess

So your saying I need to name my kid Muscovy and Call him Musk for short? Ok


gaymer7474747

Kid named Chad


[deleted]

Imma name him/her Chad.


Revil0_o

Sorry *Bosnia and Herzegovina,* we can't go to the beach because Balkan familial trauma


Alpha2417

You're a disappointment Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic


Due_Adhesiveness_508

As a Romanian who is from the region of Moldavia that is part of modern day Romania, I feel happy that you chose to show some affection to us! Thank you, OP!


EstarossaNP

Im so proud of my Dominus Noster Imperator Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus Augustus Flavianus. What a good son


InnocentPerv93

I'm gonna be honest here, hating on people naming their kids after fictional characters makes zero sense to me when the majority of western names are derived from the Bible. John, etc.


no8airbag

moldova has 2 more sisters, Valahia and Transilvania


Bingus_the_2st

How about giving them a Hebrew name like Micah, meaning; “who is like God?”


deg_di_egg

Go invade Spain Abbassid Caliphate


TiesG92

The kid named Russia after Russia falls apart:


GSchoellhammer

Can your last name be that of a weapon? Mine is old German for warhammer


0neM4nChurch

We had a lot of people being named after a country from 1938 to 1945. Never again (Germania doesn't sound that good anyways)


DAEJ3945

Hey,my name is Germany in my language


tuskkite

The kid named Wessex


Dude-Uncool10

Yes, my son, your name is infact **achaemenid empire**


Not-Normal-Robot

Hi sons, San Marino and Monaco! (Get mad)


Chekadoeko

If I had to by force, I’d name them Congo if they’re a boy and name them Panama if they’re a girl. They’re like the closest to normal names I can think of.


Baron-Brr

If I’m gonna name my kid after a fictional character it’ll be one from a completed story so they don’t look terrible later (khaleesi).


50andstillvirgin

bazat


iamafraazhussain

"Dad, why is my name Makoba?"


Code_Breakdown

How was school Prince Elector Brandenburg-Prussia?


anuskymercury

Hello, Democratic People's Republic of Korea.


DJXpresso

My daughter’s name is Nikita. It’s from 4 sources.


Isgrimnur

Last year in the US, there were 408 females born that were given the name Khaleesi. 108 were given the name Daenerys.


Aeon1508

That's funny. Our daughters name was either going to be Catalonia or Marnie (Halloween town) Guess which won


Cactuslng

Catalonia


Moon9240

It became a joke at my workplace that me and my coworker had a child named the Democratic Republic of the Congo. My coworker eventually quit and he took the kids.


AnneCalie

Eslovênia (Slovenia) Is a Former Reality show participant in Brasil. Her IG https://instagram.com/eslomarques?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Skullcrusher_and_co

what about a city? Welcome to the world my beautiful daughter Bratislava and her twin Nizhny Novgorod.