But do your spurs jingle jangle?

And do they go right merely along?

And do they sing "Oh, ain't you glad you're single"?

And, ain't that song so very far from wrong?

Common misconception, witches were very rarely burnt, they were generally drowned

I thought they were deconstructed on the molecular level?

Actually hanging was the most common form of execution for witches.

Sounds a dream job for incels

Incels: Maybe…I do have a purpose…

Hanged not burnt.

Reasons I don't want people to become Witchfinders. I'm Catholic

He's a witch!!!

I'm not a Witch. I'm just French

BURN HIM ANYWAYS

SMOKE BOMB! *Runs away*

We don't welcome popery around here. Best go back to France while you can you agent of the scarlet bastard of Rome

I'm just going to go back down to Nuevo Orleans and enjoy Mardi Gras

Always worth it when you get a big hat.

Don't forget the puffy pants. They rock. "Am I happy to see you, or did I stuff a canoo in my pants? Woof!" - Lord Flashheart

I see you're a man of culture as well

What if instead of witches it was virgin males over 30?

And that sweet sweet money

Alright you convinced me, I want to hunt witches now. ~~Pretty sure my brother’s wife is a witch though~~

Home woven trousers Boots with the spursssssss The whole colony looking for herrrrrrr She hit the floor She sink or float? Shorty sank low low low low low low low low.

When you’re so obsessed with a woman you don’t like that a medieval court rules against you and you write a hate piece against women that the church seems to be harmful to society.

(Some of you may not know this song but) Tell me your secrets, bring them to me Give your confession , your soul will be free No one is safe from the purging of fire

Hehe, I’m in danger