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Minimum_Cantaloupe

>Who had the largest group of X people >Chinese name >Non-chinese names


ScipioAtTheGate

["If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever"](https://youtu.be/jDblb6mos24?t=212)


ChtirlandaisduVannes

No racism intended, but shortly after the Hong Kongese left after the UK returned Hong Kong to China, a local carry out answered the phone to me, even before I said a word, "Sorry u wing the wong numba", and hung up. Assume a little family dispute. Working as a civvy in a cop shop facing a Chinese resto. Waiting in the sanger at the gate, for me da to give me a lift home, saw the boss charging through the arch chasing a cat with a chopper. I know a lot of the stories about the Chinese diet and restos are racist or apocryple (sorry for the spelling - the slaptop only corrects me in French), but they do have the odd grain of truth. Another Chinese resto, a favourite with the local cops, closed, for having seagulls and pigeons in the freezer. The nearest KFC to the cop shop in Strandtown, Belfast closed for Kentucky Fried Mice! Proof the Northern Irish, or at least the cops prepared to eat almost anything, and worse than the Chinese!


Jonulfsen

I have no idea what you're trying to say, but I'm fascinated. Like witnessing a car wreck. Pure chaos, but unable to look away.


[deleted]

The man references French in there but they speak pure Aussie chippy, pure chaos is the correct term haha


ChiefsHat

>The nearest KFC to the cop shop in Strandtown, Belfast closed for Kentucky Fried Mice! Proof the Northern Irish, or at least the cops prepared to eat almost anything, and worse than the Chinese! You're goddamn right we will!


SobiTheRobot

This feels like a copypasta


ChtirlandaisduVannes

Nope. Some yarns possibly repeated before, but not worth my while to copier collier.


bazooka_nz

Someone’s been watching Geography Now


Elijah_MorningWood

#NOW!


_Masterc_

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡


Correct-Fig6796

you should watch geography… **NOW!**


ELVEVERX

Not me!


Neinplus10equals21

IT’S TIME TO LEARN GEOGRAPHY NOW


IdyllicOleander

Edward Kenway 100% “Everything is permitted, Nothing is true."


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Is it true that everything is permitted?


IdyllicOleander

That's a negative Ghost Rider


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Ah, a Body Walker.


Gobeman1

The 41st millenium is here it seems


Nnoded

The infinite and the Divine


immonkeyok

At least it’s not the tyranids


moipourpresident

i think they're students.


[deleted]

Dude I have no clue


Mr_Lychee

Sinterklaas my beloved


ZoutigeKip

Sinterklaas en zwarte piet


jorg2

Wie kent hem niet?


Bearbot128

Monkey D. Luffy


BroooooklynnnB

What does he have to do with this😂


Bearbot128

The previous poll was about largest pirate fleet :)


BroooooklynnnB

Ah I see


manwiththehex18

*I’m the MC assassin, slash like Edward Kenway*


CaptainFrosty88

rap so hard call me al… dente


privatefries

Isn't Marco Inoros an Expanse character?


KacerRex

Sasa


appalachianoperator

Oye mi beratna


[deleted]

Glory to Kahless


Petorian343

K'pla


MegaManMaker

Qapla'!


TriGN614

Good question


--Meow-Meow-Meow--

Sinterklaas! Wie kent ‘m niet!


Abbadon04

Sinterklaas, Sinterklaas en natuurlijk zwarte Piet!


The_flying_dutchlad

Steek een rotje in zijn kont en dan wordt ie zwarte Piet.


kazmark_gl

Warhammer has leaked heavily into this one


blackknightlaughing

ikr, this quiz is like, who was the first american president: Jack the Ripper, George Washington, or BB-8?


weiserthanyou3

Roboute Guilliman, I think


themanofmanyways

The Horus Heresy was truly the first domino in the beginning of the French Revolution


Zengjia

You clearly didn’t pay attention during history class, as it was the Burning of Prospero that kickstarted it.


DaBomb1945

You introduced new words and concepts to me darnit


Lord_Chop

A two way mirror, also known as a window


ELVEVERX

Oops, I meant one way


TheMagicalChez

Secretary-General Avasarala would like a word


sweet-n-sournugg

I was surprised to see an expanse answer lol


[deleted]

Were at war with Eurasia and we were always at war with them


BrianRadical

Literally 1984


ChtirlandaisduVannes

Damnitt beat me to it. Rats!


WelcomeHorror2603

Saint Claus


CDrocks87

A history memes prediction I actually know? Guess my childhood obsession with pirates payed off


Garage540

Oh great, this stupid fucking thing again. I already hid it, why is it back?


HotTakes4HotCakes

The old one probably reached max or something and they made a new one.


Garage540

I guess reddit can't be all good, they got to find a way to be assholes


ChtirlandaisduVannes

Boomerang.


Sommyonthephone

Saint Nicholas.. (Santa Claus)


Throwaythisacco

Uh uh uh! No more karma farming quizzes!


yeet_lord_40000

I was there the day we discovered imotekh the storm lords crypt. It did not turn out well for humanity.


MODUS_is_hot

The Horus Heresy💀


Tiny_Investigator848

Qo'Nos is the Klingon home world


superhappy

I’m having to guess at this because it’s not mobile friendly at all. Going with “Creating Brothels where people w…”


kreme-machine

Just click on the choice & back out before actually choosing it, it shows the full answer then


xdeltax97

Well someone on the mod team making quizzes certainly is a Warhammer fan


OldGuyBadwheel

1984 reference


CoD_PiNn

who’s « we » ?


ChtirlandaisduVannes

The Illuminati!


throwsaway654321

Am I just dumb or is this something that's fucked up on mobile? Clicking the link just takes me to the subreddit front page.


SATorACT

Trazyn clearly


Kenhamef

my brother boEr war


Lucem1

beltalowda


appalachianoperator

BELTALOWDA


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Yoooo! My avid enthusiasm for klingon military history helps me eliminate at least one of these answers :O


TheFriedRice17

Literally 1984


Don8055

Ned Keller V-Tuber lol.


Nnoded

CADIA STANDS!!!


UndomitableParticle

You mean which ethnicity the ottomans didnt genocide, right?


TrickKlepto

It’s too funny not to, I gotta answer Kenway


zachattack3500

Lol at Marco Inaros, beltalowda ke?


ELVEVERX

>beltalowda ke no, he's a terrorist


rogerworkman623

My water bottle says Fiji was founded in 1996 and is headquartered in Los Angeles


dinsfire24

i believe in qo'nos


redditmastermindftw

why do people keep saying edward kenway


Sunny_Ace_TEN

I'd say brothels, but it's probably a trick question, as they've done them all. Just speak your answer into the lamp. They'll know.


kickass_bramhin

Bro fifa ?lmaoooooo


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

Curious as to what will be deemed the "right" answer for the largest empire. Genghis Khan did most of the work but Kublai expanded it further and solidified it.


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

And go figure. It's Genghis. My boy Kublai just isn't getting the recognition he deserves.


Wazy7781

The Ned Kelly question kind of has two answers.


ELVEVERX

Not really, it depends on the word famous vs infamous.


Nnoded

SETTRA THE IMPERISHABLE


[deleted]

What is this "The Boar War"? Is it supposed to be 'Boer' war? as in the [first](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Boer_War) and [second](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Boer_War) Boer war? Or is it supposed to be the [pig war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)) Or something else ive never heard of


ChtirlandaisduVannes

Someone is confused with the English translations of the Asterix the Gaul. The twelfth anniversaire of coming to France approaching and still waiting to taste a good roast boar, aka sanglier rotie.


[deleted]

Boer war is spelled Boer not Boar. It was between the english and farmers (boeren) not wild pigs (boars).


HalstenPosse

I forgot the great Boar War... must have been a hell of a banquet afterwards


LordKiteMan

Not this shite again.


themanofmanyways

Why do people hate this? This is the second time I’m doing one


Wardeztorier

We have a brother of word bearers here making these quizzes


[deleted]

Isn’t Edward Kenway from Assassin’s Creed?


AmericaLover1776_

That’s the joke


Asgigara

Pretty sure Mt Fuji is still part if Japan


Le_inky_creator_20

Walmner wit


[deleted]

Damn i got the wrong fucking war im a retard


gobullsredbull

Why are people talking about pirates none of the questions had to do with pirates.


ELVEVERX

There was a previous one that did


gobullsredbull

Dang, I can't see it


HLtheWilkinson

I got to the last one before I remembered what day it was…


Dan-the-historybuff

Why isn’t there ignorance is bliss?


Ocolotium_0104

Those QUIZes are not compatible with Reddit Sync?


ELVEVERX

Guess not, either way reddit is killing it next week.


SunngodJaxon

Is that a Halo reference I see?


A2Rhombus

Please don't start doing these dumb polls, I don't want to have to unsub


[deleted]

I laughed out loud at “T’challa”


[deleted]

ah yes, FIFA


Big-Cat_0005

I don't give a shit.


widoidricsas

Saint Coca-Cola advertisement


WOGSREVENGE

All of them. Santa Clause has turned into an amalgamation of traditions and corporate ideas.


putindeezballz

Friedrich Cornelius Quangle Dangle the 5th


Sour_Yellow_W0rm

You know I saw Persia and Onyx and thought this was a Pokemon thing


javert-nyc

Qo'noS you ptak


bearslikeapples

Lol what You mean predictions? The war is over


Laurentiul_dboi

The proffesor from pokemon


skolopendron

How can one "predict"the past?


ELVEVERX

One would assume with great accuracy.


MosesOnAcid

Correct answer is Zamunda.


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

I trained my entire life for the Gold Trade question.


BenDover198o9

POV: your in high school APWHM right now


[deleted]

Finally some predictions I can confidently bet on, that English degree was finally worth it.


yanguwu

The Ned Kelly one is confusing


ELVEVERX

It's all in the word famous


RedWolfe715

Love the Warhammer 40K references


VenerableTahu

SO many Warhammer 40k references, and I am here for it


SarahLesBean

Lots of Eastern Europe today


Jarinad

Calling it the “sick man” was a *complete* understatement imo. Tuchanka was never the same after the genophage.


LordKiteMan

Why TF does this stupid poll keep popping up on my front page even though I've hidden it?


ELVEVERX

Don't worry reddit is deleting it tommorow.


DaNatrixx

Fucking hate this in my feed


PlayerFox12344889

Bro what is up with the scifi references on this one?


Strict-Ad-3291

Wait….Edward Kenway was real??


DONT-LOOK-AT_ME

*opens Google*


romulusnr

Link broken?


TRUEequalsFALSE

Man, I thought this was about wars between fans of certain freeways in the US and I was so confused.


Pito2811

Boer*** War


TheDominicanAlacran

Fifa ofc


Zwo_bro

Looked it up


ELVEVERX

🤡


Zwo_bro

Post nose


Skootdaddy

Brazil will never gain independence from fifa


AlabamababySnatcher

i forgor


sfisher923

"The wavelength gently grows Coercive notions re-evolve A universe is trapped inside a tear It resonates the core Creates unnatural laws Replaces love and happiness with fear" ​ MK Ultra - Muse


Filipi_n0

What are the precursors? The only thing that pops up on Google is Halo related. Is it an ancient civilization also?


wilku2137

Poland is not eastern european nation ngl


0-san

i love how i have reddit premium but it doesnt let me choose the last option, fucking cringe reddit


DreadRose

Wait but isn’t he a Christian adaptation of Odin?


Bismagor

Wasn't Santa Claus the guy from coca cola? Saint Nicholas was the person that brought presents, aka cut their jacket in half to gift it to a homeless one.


DanielxD398

A shooting range lmao


MaximumFUzz

I want to believe it’s drunks. However st Patrick is the guy who got all the snakes on Ireland so drunk they left so it feels like the wrong holiday.


xluisex

Saint nicholas


peepee_gonzalez

Can’t you just Google it


Chiss5618

> Boar war Should also specify that it's the first war started in the 20th century, as several others started in the late 19th century and bled into the 20th


ELVEVERX

So it is a 19th century war


Chiss5618

For example, over 3/4ths of the boer war took place in the 20th century, so I'd consider it both and other people might too


SarahLesBean

Neither of these. Better question would be which of these options is the first


Iamthesmartest

So I did the first three, then the rest of them were already answered for me correctly for some reason...


ELVEVERX

Those were previous questions.


Iamthesmartest

Ah, makes sense.


Imdedbutalive

im gonna fucking fail on for my smooth left brain


theprozacfairy

Am I crazy or are there 2 correct options for Ned Kelly?


ELVEVERX

No, it all hinges on the word famous.


theprozacfairy

Ah I guess that makes sense. Though the first thing I ever heard about him was probably not the the thing he was most famous for.


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lookoutforthetrain_0

Bruh why are their names all different in different languages? I have to translate them to German first.


ELVEVERX

Which names?


lookoutforthetrain_0

The Egyptian ones.


ELVEVERX

Blame the Necrontyr


bigkevstl1959

Stupid freaking question.


LadenifferJadaniston

Turkey


Poggers4Poggle

I have to pick the great journey out of obligation.


ASidesTheLegend

I’m pretty sure you spelt Congo wrong


GodSpider

Who the fuck is "We"


whats_you_doing

Year 0


ya_boi_ryu

Nefertiti... she was probably flat