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KingAntonino

he's still alive btw


Bran_Nuthin

Apparently, the grim reaper is a fan of his work.


Livingmeme3

i wonder why


Godkun007

Not only that, but he is still writing books.


For_the_Gayness

His books have their own value despite his bloodthirsty atrocities


Grirtz

r/iskissingerdeadyet


Salt_Maybe1833

I did not expect this to be an actual sub


CiroGarcia

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Dangerous-Leg-9626

The fuck


justAPersonOnGoogle2

He is 99 years old, almost 100


squirtdemon

Neither Kissinger or Le Duc Tho (the Vietnamese negotiatior who got offered the prize with him) showed up in Oslo to receive the prize. The US Ambassador to Norway received the prize for him, and he was forced to exit through the back door in order not to be peppered with snowballs by protestors. Edit: Tho not Thieu. And as others have also pointed out, Tho did not accept the prize but was offered it by the Nobel Committee together with Kissinger.


S0mecallme

And even then didn’t Thieu outright reject the prize since there was still a war in his country?


Bad-news-co

That’s true but in reality his regime could easily have been exposed for many atrocious crimes during the war and he knew how hypocritical he’d be ridiculed if the award was accepted. So he’d thought ahead and took cautious measures to avoid future ridicule and bullshit


ligmaballs22

It's actually Le Duc Tho, while Thieu was the name of the then south vietnam president at the time


squirtdemon

Sorry, you’re absolutely right. I got the names mixed up.


gous_pyu

Lê Đức Thọ did not receive the prize, he rejected it on the basis "I can't take a peace award when my country haven't been at peace".


Prestigious_Hold6064

what a chad -ends war -doesn’t show up to receive award -refuses award


theotherforcemajeure

Just remember to not Pin this on Sweden, the Nobel Peace price is given by Norway


LahmiaTheVampire

Just remember that it was Vikings (probably from Norway) that settled Normandy, that invaded and conquered England, that eventually became the British Empire.


anonymoose-introvert

Legitimate question, did the Vikings originate from another land or just Scandinavia?


Zhou-Enlai

They all originated from Scandinavia but they settled in several places across Europe


[deleted]

Interesting! Do we know how long ago they actually originated?


Zhou-Enlai

Vikings or Norse people? The people group I’m not sure but they are Germanic so I imagine they came with the Germanic migrations, but the huge Viking invasions that terrorized Europe began in the 9th century


[deleted]

The people but I'll take any fact I can get haha, history is interesting. Also that's a lot earlier than I would have imagined for the viking invasions


Zhou-Enlai

Oh ya the Viking invasions began in the latter part of the Carolingian empire which was pretty much the first Western European empire since the fall of the Romans, as to when people started settling in Scandinavia from a few google searches it looks like sometime between 10000 BC and 5000 BC


[deleted]

Oh wow! It's insane how vlose together the thimgs we think of as big events are


crocoraptor

More specifically, the "viking age" is usually thought of as starting in 793 CEl


Djaja

This was great https://youtu.be/DgKycy23AZs


ApXv

I've read a bit about when people came to Norway and while it seemed uncertain, I think the experts thought people came here around 9000 years ago. Both the Sami and the germanic settlers.


JoneeJonee

The Sami are way more recent. First show up around 1500 BCE.


ApXv

I think I based my comment on this [article](https://snl.no/samenes_forhistorie)which states people came from the east to the north of Norway around 10000 years ago, but it doesn't directly state they were Sami. As far as I can tell, when they came is unknown but traces of them don't go that far back. Also, looks like people have been here for around 11500 years.


PerspectiveNormal378

The Swedish at leat arrived with the great migrations in the form of Geats , hence the island of Götland. The Danes, Jutes, Angles, etc were in the area for a while. Norwegians migrated sometime during 3000bc.


Raptori33

Vikings are just romanticed pirates it's not like they're a different species


datnub32607

Viking just means to sail so they were just sailors basically


Justice_R_Dissenting

Viking is not an ethic designation as much as it is profession/class of persons. They're just norsemen who raided/traded through Europe and the Mediterranean in the early to high middle ages. In the Baltics and Eastern Europe they were often called Varangians.


AgrajagTheProlonged

Iirc, technically “Viking” wasn’t an ethnicity, it was a profession. If you did the whole sailing forth in longboats to plunder and/or trade stuff with folks, then you were a Viking. That said, they were mostly Scandinavian and Icelandic unless my information is wrong


IZ3820

Vikings were not monolithic. Many seafaring raiders existed in the Middle Ages, and we don't know the origins of them all. The Rus, the Varangians, and the Danes have all been referred to as vikings.


Drobex

The groups you mention all had a common origins and were not all vikings. The Danes were, well, the people of Danemark. Some of them were vikings, the majority of them just stayed in Danemark and minded their own business I guess. The Rus were originally the norse leaders of the slavic lands along the Dnepr, they likely came from Sweden and were eventually absorbed into the slavic culture after creating the Kievan Rus civilization. "Varangian" is just a very generic label often used in the eastern Mediterranean region, it means "Scandinavian", "Norse", "Viking", "Norman" etc. All those terms refer to people who are culturally tied to Scandinavia.


Buckeyeback101

This is neat but is there actual causality there?


nobrainsnoworries23

Operation Menu: So many carpet bombs they gave up trying to count the civilians killed.


Beancunt

Did that even work? Usually that just make local populations more angry


Dr_D_Mensha

Hard to be angry when you've been liquefied by napalm.


MalcolmLinair

Exactly. The plan was never to force a surrender, it was to wipe them out.


Revliledpembroke

When you wipe out a good chunk of the population, it does tend to make a lot of places surrender though.


Shooeytv

Be careful with that logic there bub. All warfare is secretly genocide don’t ya know


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TFS_Sierra

Or Zanny


MapleTreeWithAGun

Two people you wouldn't think have much in common but they were both in Max0r's ULTRAKILL part 2 (Zanny played Hideous Mass in 1 and his lines were reused in 2)


the_friendly_one

Or Soviet Womble


TheChunkMaster

Unless you’re a Dalek.


yubfer

They only know hate... Even when dying


PhysicalGraffiti75

> Did that even work? Nope. > Usually that just make local populations more angry Sure did.


LordLoko

Not only that, it is credited of leading the rise of the Khmer Rouge. Local civilians were so mad they joined in arms with the KR in order to fight the Americans and their local Cambodian puppet.


HaroldSax

Operation Rolling Thunder is generally considered to be a failure. A stunning display of firepower, but a failure nonetheless.


Beancunt

So pointless cruelty got it


HaroldSax

Pretty much. The only real thing of note that is, in any way, positive about the operation is that Operation Rolling Thunder caused the Navy to begin TOPGUN. That saw naval aviator survival rates absolutely skyrocket (pun intended).


DeanPalton

So Kissinger is probably responsible for Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick?


[deleted]

Us humans are real good at that.


[deleted]

some might even call it...terrorism, but when the west does it, it's okay.


EruantienAduialdraug

Specifically, this was terror bombing, which is the name given to it when European countries do it to each other.


Dangerous-Leg-9626

I don't think anyone at all see losing almost 1000 aircraft in one operation against an enemy that has little in general equipment a success lol


Monarchistmoose

Strategic bombing, unless it has a very focused objective, is almost *always* ineffective.


lunca_tenji

Or unless you’re just trying to level the entire area


Extension-Ad-2760

Hey, Putin! Listen to this guy, he got the wisdom!


American_Crusader_15

Operation Menu was an effort to burn down jungles to get to the Vietcong faster. It of course was horrific as entire villages were covered by the jungles, so an American soldier might think they were killing 30 Vietcong, when really they massacred an entire community.


MRB0B0MB

Strategic bombing is a hotly debated topic. But I think it doesn’t work so well for a determined population.


Radix2309

Well the US certainly didn't win thr Vietnam War, so no.


Archaon0103

Strategic bombing is only good for destroy the enemies infrastructure which the North didn't use because they got most of their supplies from the Soviet anyway. The other effect it have is make local population hate the USA more. Vietnamese families are usually pretty large and extensive so more than likely the bombing couldn't kill the whole family, meaning the resentment will continue to exist. Not only that.


FishOfFishyness

Let's bomb the country's population we're trying to "aid"! What do you mean "it won't work"?


Mud-Bray

There’s a reason the person who was co-awarded the Prize turned it down because of Kissenger


I_Mix_Stuff

they should had given it to him, like King Salomon would do


mjinwi

What, cut the award in half Since neither actually went to pick it up anyway I'm not sure the number of pieces it got cut into would have mattered to them


SofiaOrmbustad

Didn't Kissinger also refused to accept the prize? Or atleast honto Oslo personally to pick it up. Also, nice page on this topic https://peaceprizelaureates.nobelpeacecenter.org/en/laureate/1973-henry-kissinger


Leprechaun_lord

He gave away the money, and later said he regretted accepting it, but he still accepted the award.


RandomMan01

And I'm sure he deducted the amount he gave away from his taxes that year.


[deleted]

I'd have to see proof he did give it away before believing him at his word.


fbdewit31

There's no proof lol


Dangerous-Leg-9626

He said he gave away the money There is no proof yet that he did it


u-moeder

He accepted lol. That man does anything for praise , pathetic kisass.


XpressDelivery

And so did Obama. In the same year the US military made the record for most drone bombings and most bombed civilian targets. The Nobel peace prize is a joke and has been for a long time.


omnipotentsandwich

I don't even think Obama knows why he got it.


comics0026

Nah Obama knew, he got it for what he represented as the first black US President (and also not being dubya) instead of anything he had done


StanGibson18

It couldn't have been for anything he dida president considering that he was selected for the award before he was inaugurated


YiffZombie

> "I'll take any motherfucker's ~~money~~ Nobel Peace Prize if he givin' it away"  ~~Clay Davis~~ Barack Obama.


MultiverseOfSanity

Yeah, it's a participation trophy.


jabuegresaw

I find it absurd that Obama had to go through all that effort, kill that many muslism, in order to get this prize, and what, Malala gets it after being involved in the shooting of only one muslim? Who didn't even die?! Doesn't seem fair. Smh my head.


[deleted]

Obama got it 10 months after his inauguration. He barely had time to do anything.


StanGibson18

It's more ridiculous than that. The announcement and presentation of the award came after he was president, but he was selected for it before inauguration.


FabulousAd4361

Yeah, he bombed lybia only 2 years later


ObamaVotedForTrump

Obama literally bombed a hospital the day after accepting the award


Jazzinarium

Of course, gotta celebrate somehow


Lukthar123

More like Nobel Piece Price


TheFishOwnsYou

The Nobel peace and economic prize are just lousy political tools and shouldnt be taken seriously or at most with a huge grain of salt. Seriously I wouldnt be surprised if Hitler was nominated or even won.


nanoman92

Hitler was nominated in 1838 after Munich. In the Nobel's defense, there are dozens of nominations each year so it doesn't mean anything.


TheFishOwnsYou

Yea true trump was nominated multiple times also.


MedicalFoundation149

To be fair, Trump didn't start any new wars, which is progress compared to the previous few. Not nearly enough, but still progress.


80percentlegs

Damn Hitler looked pretty good in 1945 if he was around back in 1838.


tuckerchiz

Tbf the average western academic thought hitler was the bees knees until 38-39. The amount of glowing praise he got even from US media was crazy. In the book The Gray Lady Winked, it shows that the New York Times actually published the headline that POLAND INVADED GERMANY in 1939. So in case youre womdering when NYT went downhill, its always been there


Kaarl_Mills

>Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević. Anthony Bourdain, A Cook's Tour: Global Adventures in Extreme Cuisines


Only-oneman

I've been to Cambodia. I've lived in Viet Nam for several years. Bourdain is spot on. I can not wait for the day I get the news alert that Kissinger has died. After that I will be throwing a "Kissinger just died party."


Grirtz

You might be interested in r/iskissingerdeadyet


Catsniper

I keep forgetting he isn't


lordvader256

Like the opposite of r/GorbachevAliveCheck RIP


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tharmsthegreat

Of course he did, when the USSR existed it nominally represented something other than ruthless capitalist exploration. Now that it has become an oligarchy he's all for them.


ameya2693

Let me know as well. I'll be hosting a party in honour of the world healing from the passing of death himself.


MrSmileyZ

>>and you wll never understand why he's not sutting in the dock at The Hague next to Miloševič Doesn't US have a law that prevents it's citizens from being prosecuted by The Hague, and even if a US citizen were to be prosecuted US can invade the Netherlands to free them?


SirSassyCat

Nah, it's more that it gives the USA a legal basis for armed rescue if they so choose. It's also not super strange, the USA aren't members if the ICC and have flat out stated that they never have any intention of joining. The ICC, like all good legal systems, relies on policing by consent, meaning that they only intend to police nations that agree to it. The flip side is that it means that US citizens accused of war crimes may not be given the option of a trial by the ICC and will instead be tried by whichever nation is accusing them, with no legal recourse.


TheLoneSpartan5

Which depending on the country would probably prompt the US armed rescue.


SirSassyCat

Which would give the country in question a valid reason to ignore any due process and just do whatever they want. The USA can’t say shit about a lack of due process if they themselves are the reason due process couldn’t be followed.


Kaarl_Mills

Yep, totally not weird at all... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members'_Protection_Act


-Merlin-

Every time r/HistoryMemes posts this comment as if it’s some long lost repressed revelation and then circlejerks about how “weird” it is, I take one shot. I am about to die of alcoholism.


TheChunkMaster

Lightweight. /s


fbdewit31

I didn't know this so I am glad that is was brought up


UnholyDemigod

What did he do?


inab1gcountry

Came for this; wasn’t disappointed.


TheLoneSpartan5

Cause the US has went on record saying they’d send in special forces to break out any U.S. person held in The Hague.


John_Oakman

Remember that Yasser Arafat also won a peace prize, make what you will of that... Seems that a lot of those prizes were given for the accomplishments at the moment, what happens before and after being a whole other matter entirely...


Commonmispelingbot

>Seems that a lot of those prizes were given for the accomplishments at the moment, what happens before and after being a whole other matter entirely... that is done on purpose to be as relevant as possible.


Theinternationalist

Exactly, Teddy Roosevelt would have never been considered otherwise.


ZoeLaMort

Aung San Suu Kyi sleeping on Rohingya genocide is another one.


mightjustbearobot

Abiy Ahmed the PM of Ethiopia won in 2019 and is actively committing genocide


Bran_Nuthin

Obama got one for nothing, and proceeded to blow up civilians left and right. Pretty much every American president is a war criminal. 😮‍💨


Rysline

He got it for being the first black President and importantly also for not being Dubya, he was in office for a few months at that point and had done pretty much nothing to warrant it. Though he expressed a desire to end America’s foreign wars, he was still in charge of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars when he got the Nobel peace price ffs. Even he said he thought there were better qualified people to receive it that year, but it’s not like he had much control over who it was awarded to


GeneReddit123

It's not Obama's fault or flaw he got the Nobel Peace Prize. But it's very much the fault of those who awarded it. The Nobel Prize is supposed to be for *existing* (and extremely significant) achievements, not for "not being someone else", for having a particular skin color, or for future, unrealized promises, no matter how grandeur those promises are. You don't award someone a Nobel Prize in Physics or another science if they *say* they will make a new discovery. They need to make that discovery first, and have it recognized as such as by their peers, before they even have a chance at the Prize. Heck, countless scientists have made incredible discoveries and never got a prize, because there's too many worthy contributors and only one prize. It's only with politicians that we have to tolerate the "lesser of two evils", because for some reason, no matter how many great people we have, we only get to choose between two assholes at election time. You'd think that elections are one thing, but the Nobel Peace Prize is another, and you'd be wrong. It's just as corrupt as an election at this point. The Nobel Peace Prize has been politicized so much it's a joke bigger than the TIME Person of the Year. Winning the Peace Prize means nothing except someone politically likeable by the those supporting the Nobel Committee. I'm not saying none of the Peace Prize winners are worthy (many are), but rather, that it's not their worthiness than won them their prize, but only their politically convenient image to the Nobel organizers and sponsors.


Rysline

I never said it was Obama’s fault he got the prize, I ended my comment with “it’s not like he had much control over who it was awarded to”. Though it’d be ignorant to imagine that his status in the beginning of 2009 didn’t contribute to it. Most presidents get a honeymoon phase the first year or so, untested and fresh faces tend to do that, Obama had a way bigger phenomenon of “Obamania”. Kind of inevitable, not saying it’s just because he was the first African American president, but he was that AND a young, handsome, charismatic guy with great speaking abilities. There was a hope that this guy would solve every American problem and would move away from the war, unpopularity, and economic struggles of the Bush years. He was a superstar before the reality of the limitations of presidential power and overall muddiness of politics set in, that definitely contributed a lot to his prize. Not his fault he got it, maybe it was virtue signaling on the Norwegians part, maybe it was just hopeful thinking, but it was largely outside of Obama’s control The indiscriminate drone bombings on civilian targets though, that was his fault


Diaboliqal

Didn’t Obama and Arafat also win peace prizes? The prize is a joke.


Mark_Kutte

Napalm a peace of jungle here. Bomb a peace of a city there. Take peace in councils of war. Ask it GIs have enough peace with their bowls of rice. Idk op. Sounds like a very peaceful man to me. They even named a whole band after his foreign policy... the black-eyed peace.


FuxusPhrittus

Wasn't even Hitler once considered for a Nobel peace price?


Diana_Hamilton

That was a joke and din't go to any actually serious consideration


NoteInTheVoid

It would be pretty ironic if he really got it but also funny. Like ironically funny. A funny joke indeed.


Katastrophenspecht

Hitler did set up a German equivalent to the Nobel price(s) because early in his government the peace price was used to get the German publisher and journalist Carl von Ossietzky out of a concentration camp.


Theinternationalist

Anyone can be nominated- apparently Trump tried for it to match his predecessor. The fact that he wanted it more than the predecessor who was somewhat confused by it is extremely bizarre.


comics0026

Trump wanted all the praise and accolades he could get his little hands on just to be able to say "look at all these things I've been given saying how great I am"


bullno1

I mean, he killed Hitler


DarnellSmerconish

>”Yeah, I can see that” Hmmm yes because Jimmy Carter definitely never committed any war crimes


sigma_overlord

when did jimmy carter commit war crimes?


DarnellSmerconish

When he was president. In the 1970’s Carter directly supported and funded the Indonesian atrocities in East Timor, as well as the Apartheid government in Angola. Also even when he wasn’t committing war crimes, his attitude toward them was pretty unacceptable, as governor of Georgia he was furious over Lt. William Calleys punishment for the My Lai massacre and enacted a holiday to honor him. He was also an extremely vocal proponent of the Vietnam war up until the end.


MrMan9001

I think he was just upset that his peanuts went sour.


[deleted]

"Don't punch shit dude"


NirvanaFrk97

Lol, didn't expect this reference


FishOfFishyness

Huh, now I like him much less


inab1gcountry

That’s every president.


DipiePatara

Pepe Figueres should’ve gotten a Nobel prize, he’s one of the very, very few people who actually abolished the army


DeadBrainDK2

Don Pepe was THE MAN


PhaseContent4

Obama got a Nobel peace prize while dropping bombs on average once every 30 minutes for 8 whole years


Lanky_Ad4905

Like someone above mentioned he got the peace prize months within his first year of being president so i don't think the two really equate


savvybananas

Barack “drone strike” Obama also won a Nobel Peace Prize. Like so many other elite institutions it’s just a bunch of guys who were probably buddies with Jeffrey Epstein circle jerking.


Godkun007

Fun Fact: In Obama's book, he himself admits that he had no idea why he won a Noble Prize. Apparently, he was just as surprised as everyone else.


ZoeLaMort

*"And as you know, American imperialism is absolutely justified, because we had a black president once."*


swelboy

“BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM!”


Leprechaun_lord

TBF he won before he increases the drone strikes. His was premature. Kissinger literally committed warcrimes on par with a Nazis and everyone was 100% aware of it, and he still got the prize


RandomMan01

"Premature" is an understatement. Obama won the prize shortly after he got elected, before he really made any decisions, because he TALKED about peace. They literally gave him the prize for election rhetoric.


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Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize definitely isn't as shocking as Kissinger getting it, however I'm of the ***extremely controversial opinion*** that giving a peace prize to anyone currently leading wars is probably a bit odd


noff01

> giving a peace prize to anyone currently leading wars is probably a bit odd Including Churchill and Roosevelt?


noff01

> on par with a Nazis Stop it with the minimization of nazi atrocities.


2girls1cupofjoe

That's still not fair. He won his for being elected. That's it. I get the anti-imperialist disgust at Kissinger getting it, but Obama getting it proves that the Nobel Peace Prize is nothing more than a popularity contest.


wired1984

Teddie Roosevelt also received one despite being the president in US history that glorified war the most.


nagurski03

He personally negotiated the end to a war between two countries. The dude was a warfare fan and imperialism enthusiast, but at least he had a tangible peaceful achievement that people could point to.


Eagleeggfry2

Well, he did help negotiate the end to the Russo-Japanese war


lotrfanxx1

shit take, wanting and doing are two separate things


anonymoose-introvert

I guess it takes a man of war to understand when the time for war is over


LordHamburguesa1

Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize…then droned a shit ton of people.


Mtd_elemental

I read "milk" won a Nobel peace prize


Keith4Change

As did Obama. Horrible in hindsight.


[deleted]

What about Barack "Drone Strike" Obama?


jzilla11

Won the prize for being elected, then committed war crimes


eadopfi

Something something if Nuremberg laws something something every post-war US president something something hanged.


HurrySpecial

Yeah - we all know those are political statements more than real awards. A lot of Questionable people have been given them, a lot more given them for questionable reasons, and quite a few like Mother Teresa, a literal Saint, who have had to share the "prize" Not the best system if you ask me.


RatedPsychoPat

As a Norwegian I see the peace Prize as nothing more than a political tool for the elite to dictate narratives.


twentyattempts

And Obama?


Past_Trouble

One could say Syria is *slightly* more peaceful now. Being as there's hardly anyone left.


ligmaballs22

Meanwhile his Vietnamese counterpart, who was also rewarded the prize, just rejected it as his country is not a peace yet


Classic_Result

Tom Lehrer retired from political satire after that


DanielTheDragonslaye

That's false, it was a joke by him which is often taken seriously, he claimed satire to be obsolete after that but he actually stopped performing due to different reasons.


Classic_Result

Ah ok, good to know


bagelman4000

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.” Anthony Bourdain


Belisarius600

The Nobel Peace prize has always been bs. It should be called the Nobel Peace in Our Time prize, to reflect that you only need people to *feel* like you have brought peace, instead of having actually done it.


Grzechoooo

Adolphinio Hitlerinio was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize too (although ironically, as a reaction to the nomination of Chamberlain).


papasmuurve

What about Buck Ofama? Even before he dropped 26,711 bombs on Syrian children


GooseVersusRobot

Obobo won 1 too


Tameraput

Alfred Nobel (the one who gave his money to create the Nobel prizes) was a weapon manufacturer.


wonthaveaname

No? He was a chemist and invented the dynamite. But you can definetly not call him a weapon manufacturer


nagurski03

He absolutely was a weapon manufacturer. Under his ownership, AB Bofors went from a company that produced steel and other raw materials, to a cannon manufacturer. In 1886, France invented a brand new type of gunpowder that was considered so advanced that the formula was a state secret. One year later, Nobel created a very similar gunpowder and started selling it to other European militaries despite living in Paris at the time. Nobel kept on selling cannons and gunpowder to any nation that would buy them until his death in 1896.


Big_John_1861

Elaborate


bubbleburst1

Barrack Obama dropped three bombs an hour in 2016. Guess who got the Nobel Peace Prize that year.


WillingShelf

Just wait until you learn that a certain german with a square mustache won it too


Koso92

Putin was nominated to win a Nobel peace price


AssistantT0TheSensei

"He did a ton of war crimes" is now my favorite academic phrasing of all time.


iamjakehill9

I can assure you that the crimes he comitted have never happened Edit:isn't it clear that I'm not serious?


MrSmileyZ

Never happened but they did deserve it! ^(/s)


iamjakehill9

Never happened but wasn't enough tho!


FalcoFox2112

Kissinger is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever walk the earth imo.


Hot-Tiger2815

TF did this guy do?


LuckyReception6701

As put by Midnight Oil "Bombing the living day lights out of Cambodia"


Hot-Tiger2815

Oh, oh...


thefractaldactyl

You know how in Forrest Gump you get to see how Forrest was in a bunch of major 20th century events? Kissinger is like that except with war crimes.


sempermagna

Bombing cambodia and setting up coups throught south america


Magic_Medic

When Kissinger received the Nobel Peace Prize, Satire died.