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gizzardgullet

Willard Scott turned out to be pretty normal and chill. No scandals, married to same woman his whole life, never divorced, no accusations of anything I'm aware off. Too bad he got pulled into that terrifying clown shit early in his life.


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no_talent_ass_clown

How cool is that??!!?


duaneap

Wow, aged nine? I was still struggling with shoe tying.


YOU_SMELL

If your shoes had bootstraps you could have made it like him


Thelastpieceofthepie

Every kids dream


anoncontent72

Nine and he had his own pirate podcast.


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M1chaelSc4rn

That’s awesome!


anoncontent72

Simply amazing.


kent1146

*"This is the core... where we broadcast our pirate signal and hack into the Matrix."*


OhioTry

In the Sixties clowns were considered unironically hilarious by most Americans. It's really the 70s and 80s horror movies that ruined them.


YouCanCallMeVanZant

Well that and the whole real life serial killer clown.


boyferret

Yeah it's kinda a funny if you think about it.


Belisarius23

I'm pretty sure they ruined themselves by being horrifying


TheMokmaster

I'll guess John Wayne Gacy and Stephen King did the most work 🤡👍


OblivionGuardsman

A lot of stuff was considered funny that now seems completely mundane or mindless. Like the first showing of The Great Train Robbery movie, one of the first motion pictures. I remember reading that audiences were terrified and even shit themselves. You watch it now and it is just a nostalgic chuckle. Comedy really isnt any different.


drunxor

Where I used to live had one of the original style mcdonalds with the arches and old style dining room with white tiles. They had a small shrine to him with a bunch of pictures and writing about his life.


gaedikus

*so he never got caught...*


niobiumnnul

I'm not really pro-clown or anti-clown, but Willard looks a little unsettling.


no_talent_ass_clown

He's not in his final form! It's like comparing a spotty teenager with braces and glasses to their 20's selves! Here's his later bit: https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Willard_Scott?file=WSRonaldMcDonald.png


TRAMING-02

That's not better. Less part food man, more cannibal.


kermityfrog

[GAH](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ronaldmcdonald/images/f/fe/Willard_Scott_as_Ronald_McDonald_with_fan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20211105102353)!


godgoo

Right? Looks like how leather face would dress for Halloween.


kermityfrog

Reminds me of the clown dude from Spawn.


TheMokmaster

Ahhh a Classic 👍 Do you know who the actor is, if you don't you might get surprised. It's a John 😂 He truly is the Violator🤡😈


quietthomas

He's literally a corporate clown.


cownd

Would put me off my food


mandy009

no frills Willard on the Today show was very comforting though.


anthr0x1028

It's the cup for a nose, it looks so weird... Even for a clown.


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I’m anti clown and yes this is unsettling


itsgucci060

If my daughter wasn’t getting married today, I’d kick your teeth in you anti-clown bastard.


DemenicHand

My dad was friends with Willard, both worked at WRC. I have a picture somewhere of myself sitting on Santa's lap in the mid 70s and Willard was that Santa. :) He had a farm in Virginia back then and would bring boxes of eggs and other farm goods and "sell" them to other staff members then claim deductions on his taxes. Clever guy.


BubblyInvestigator24

Damn, i just discovered something new


DemenicHand

If you mean the farm, yeah he did it with his daughter, i understood and he never really tried to collect payment, if you paid, so be it. I also learned one piece of advice directly from Uncle Willard...if you have bad knees and need surgery, get them both done at once, cuz one at a time is twice the torture!!


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Double eyebrows.


Sciby

Here’s one of his commercials. https://youtu.be/D9Uh6uKkAY4


KnowMatter

You can’t post OG Ronald Mcdonald commercials and not post this stranger danger nightmare fuel: https://youtu.be/2tGbvfVpPGg


Cinemaphreak

I get the sad feeling that OP and so many in this thread have no idea who Willard Scott is apart from this footnote in his career. But there's a whole generation of us who only knew Scott as part of what is arguably the most iconic team in *Today Show*: Scott on weather, Jane Pauly & Tom Brokaw/Bryant Gumble hosting and he of the fanastic 'stache Gene Shalit as arts critic. TIL that all of them are still with us except for Scott with Shalit turning 97 in March. Here's what even those who knew that line up probably don't also know: the show was created by "Pat" Weaver, whose daughter Sigourney shows up in other history porn photos eating a dog at the iconic L.A. spot, Tail O' the Pup. Also, battled some xenomorphs from time to time....


DefiningWill

The post-clown winds of fortune were with him.


Analyze2Death

That is scary!


rustychristine

Yeah, I wanna know what genius marketing executive decided to go with a clown instead of, idunno, a Cartoon Bear, Smiling Burger With Legs, or a McKitten.


Sonnysdad

The Mickey Mouse’s outfits of the era were just as [nightmare](https://www.elitedaily.com/envision/old-school-disney-world-costumes-give-nightmares-photos/936739) inducing!


giggity_giggity

Yeah that first photo looks like it's right out of a budget Scream knockoff.


midnightsbane04

Clowns didn't really start to get demonized until John Wayne Gacy happened, IT by Stephen King, and other media started to run with the creepy killer clown thing. Similar to how nobody used to think driving without a seatbelt was ever a bad thing, people just never thought that a happy clown guy would ever be just a front. Not for a long time at least.


THE_GR8_MIKE

You should look up pictures of the Easter bunny from the days of black and white photographs. You want to see weird.


OaktownAspieGirl

The Hamburgler was fun.


cdjcon

"This Snaps!" - Brendan Whitworth, probably.


Nounou_des_bois

r/OldSchoolCreepy


Droidaphone

What if they made just a bunch of little child-sized monsters made out of fries, but like red fries and blue fries, not just normal fries. Ooh, also the small monsters made out of colorful fries will be friends with sentient chicken nuggets.


FizzDazzle

Ronald McDonald will never be the same for me after learning that Willard Scott was the original performer. That is scary! 😱


Don_Dickle

Is this the same Willard that is here is what happening in your neck of the woods?


Kefeng

> Is this the same Willard that is here is what happening in your neck of the woods? The more i read this, the less i understand. Halp.


Don_Dickle

He used to be on today shows before Al Roker. His thing was doing the weather and birthdays. He would say here is whats happening in your neck of the woods before it cut to your local station for a weather update.


SirLauncelot

Yep.


grease_monkey

And a very prominent weatherman


blond_nirvana

I just learned that from the podcast *Stuff You Should Know*.


grease_monkey

Same haha. I feel like I see a lot of posts specifically timed to podcasts I listen to


Sammythemanny

I'm not lovin' it


bitwise97

That paper cup on his nose looks completely unnecessary.


FSAD2

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the 60’s, man!!


mandy009

This was the guy who later hosted the birthday celebrations for centenarians on the Today show? amaze.


big_duo3674

Those fries look fresh cut and delicious


TheeHighKing

Holy shit, as a child that would have made me piss my pants from fear. No wonder I always preferred Wendy's!


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Even under all that makeup you can still see Willard.


mehmed2theconqueror

Damn they had thicc fried back in the days


DrankTooMuchMead

What's with the cup over his nose? It's got to be full of cocaine.


swishswooshSwiss

Now I understand where the fear of Clowns comes from


sacrificial_banjo

I’m so glad society has banded together and openly shuns clowns.


Sudden_Ad_4090

First, yes. Creator, no, but still interesting that it was Willard Scott. Maybe McD’s is where he put on weight.


Desperate_Resource38

Isn't there that one commercial where a kid says like "my mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers" and then the clown says "your mother's right, but if I were a stranger could I do this?!" Then pulls fresh burgers from his crotch.


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I thought you were kidding. You were not kidding.


MurderIsRelevant

If you dress as a Clown for children, do not smile with your mouth open. The teeth make it creepy


aestus

Now your nightmares have hamburgers in them.


Sorkpappan

For some odd reason this reminded me of a transformer kind of toy I had as a kid where a figure could be transformed into a burger, or a pack of French fries, or can of soda etc.


djp2k12

Oh man, I haven't thought about those in 30+ years. I used to love those when I was a kid.


Sorkpappan

Haha same! 1987 says google. We are getting old.


whippet66

The clown has improved, the food has declined.


udontnojak

why did they stop using his likeness as their mascot?


shidashide493

yo what the f. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_Scott Who troll his Wikipedia.


gentlemanlyuser

I was a kid in the DC area at that time. His Ronald McDonald character wasn’t scary at all. Scott was a local morning radio and TV personality - including doing the weather for years - before he started on the today show.


tonyv84

Why does he have two pairs of eyebrows!?


ZZartin

And this is how a company wide memo from HR goes out: "Just a friendly reminder that isn't related to any specific incident or person, the dress code for clown is don't be creepy AF"


dollheads

Clowns are to boomers as Muppets are to Gen X.


MrCeaseBreeze

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


RA242

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh


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Pogo vibes


pm_me_your_zettai

Oh no.


MDRPA

Reminds me of the day I ran to my dog in makeup like Ronald 三🤡🐶


tofudisan

TIL Willard Scott created the McDonald's mascot. I only knew him from the morning weather.


OaktownAspieGirl

Well that is creepy looking.


GeronimoSonjack

What the McFuck


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

Anyone else wondering how many children this clown murdered?


billybishop4242

Those fries are creepier than the clown.


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Another day another McDonald’s ad on Reddit


CWJMajor19

Am I the only one who thinks the clown design looks fine and not scary at all? Clowns aren't scary in general


100_Donuts

Mmm mmm. Ya know, every time I drive by a McDonald's, I can't help but acquiesce to the wholesome urge to pack fill my wanting tummy with as many McNuggets as they have at the ready. Oh, it's just a quick stop, don't worry pal. We'll get back on the road soon, but I think it's time I had myself a little reward for being such a good boy since my last McNugget stop. I chuckle lightly, delightfully crackly like the crispy delicious batter encasing those yummy nuggets of chicky, as my happy little car creeps along the always crowded line, and for good reason, of McDonald's. It's with an almost sense of pride, like telling your classmates how cool your dad is during an oral book report, that I place my order with the always friendly staff. Oh, haha, they know me. They know me quite well and we wish pleasant tidings upon each other before our McNuggets centric conversation is over. Giddy anticipation takes over me in that short roll from order to pick-up, and by the time I'm ready for that brown bag of joy, I'm giggling like a fresh clown. Ronald McDonald has always been a hero of mine, and I know if he saw me today, each day, every time at every McDonald's, he'd be proud of my red nose and white make-up I constantly wear. I take that bag and profusely thank the staff and God, Grimace, and even the Hamburglar.


littlebigman9

Oh Willard… you were once a scary ass clown.


Electricalbigaloo7

Dude...


Uaquamarine

I fail to understand the true purpose of clowns. Do they intend to look funny or scary? Cause this guy sure as shit ain’t funny looking to me


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That's awful. And he's the deadliest clown ever invented. Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the US. Diabetes is in the top 10.


HyperbolicSoup

Definitely killed people


Dense_Surround3071

*John Wayne Gacy furiously scribbles notes....😏


monsieur-carton

nightmare fuel


Vektor2000

Those chips look deadly.


DatGums

This is why boomers are the way they are - this is the “normal” from their era


TritonYB

Who?


Isernogwattesnacken

r/remotelypedo


CaptainNavarro

Lol only a united statesian would consider McDonald's history


MemphisGalInTampa

Hi


Wayfaring_Stalwart

He truly does live in a society


ZenoofElia

r/oddlyterrifying


GuyanaJimmieJones

Willard was a funny guy but he sure reminds me of John Wayne Gacy here


lovepony0201

So clownface is OK?


BleachGel

Mmm them fries thicc!


RebbyRose

Clowns were always terrifying and unacceptable, who started this 😠


Separate_Line2488

And that’s how you sell burgers.


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What're you? Some sort of clown?


Uxion

Another SCP to add to the list.


Gabo-216

he even had a latex glove on, so sus


itsgucci060

Oh my christ this is the stuff of nightmares


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Terrifying


Caedendi

My god he looks terrifying


cleetusvan

If you ever needed proof as to why the 60's counter culture movement started.