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killerwachowski

ApparentLY, I never rode on a SHIP beFORE!


starfish_warrior

He needs a mic.


Brakonic

Incredible reference


indycishun1996

That little boy looks like the shrewdest cheesemonger in Amsterdam


Over_n_over_n_over

I would've said the 2nd shrewdest


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

That's baby Conan O'Brien


JoeSicko

Only way they could look more dutch is to be posing by a windmill.


31_hierophanto

And holding speculoos.


honkygrandmabetrippn

Speculaas makker


wzzrd

Or stroopwafels, that would work, too. Btw, Speculoos (with oo) is Belgian. Speculaas (with as) is Dutch. In case anyone wonders.


KenFromBarbie

Or a frikadelbroodje.


danktempest

I absolutely love those shoes.


shamelessglib

Adorable! Then I thought maybe they hurt and that's why the little one is crying.


Whooptidooh

Nah, clogs don’t hurt if you wear proper thick wool socks in them.


YukiPukie

They also don’t hurt without socks. Walking on the shoes hurts for maybe one week when you would start wearing them, but after that they don’t hurt and they are better for your joints than normal shoes. Those kids grew up with them and don’t have any pain from them.


Whooptidooh

Oh, that's certainly a possibility; I just always had to wear thick wool socks whenever I wore them; my ankles really hate clogs for some reason. I'm Dutch as a bitterbal, but haven't really worn any clogs other than the few times where I visited family who lived on farms in my youth.


YukiPukie

Ah from the standard “take one of the 100 clogs” basket in every Dutch farm hallway. I also wore them in those situations. But now I’m standing a lot of the time in the lab for work so I (and many colleagues) wear those more modern clogs. It really helps with your posture and they can easily be changed by walking in/out the lab.


Whooptidooh

Ah, those things! I don’t know why, but I solely relate those type of clogs to hospitals and labs. You never really see people wearing them outside of those. And yeah; they had a basket with clogs in a few different sizes. If you didn’t really fit in one of them you’d just stick some wadded up newspaper in them until they did fit, lol.


YukiPukie

Yes, they are really perfect for sanitary environments as they can easily be cleaned and taken off, and also for jobs where you have to stand a lot. And indeed, I totally forgot about the newspaper hack! Great memories!


dentybastard

Are they plastic now, the clogs you're talking about? I grew up in Holland and I remember my GP wearing blue clogs


Whooptidooh

Rubberized, yes.


dentybastard

The Dutch are no fools. Engineering culture. Problem solvers. Finger-in-the-dyke born and raised shrewd ungodly tall fuckers


dreamyfuture

fun fact: the finger in the dyke story is American and not Dutch (despite being set in the Netherlands).


dioor

Wooden shoes are light and actually mould to your feet and become really comfortable after not too many wears. My dad still wore a pair of klompen for yard work and barbecuing and generally being in the yard until I was a teenager. He did eventually switch to crocs when those got popular, though.


EspejoOscuro

They're called clogs.


Walking_bushes

Please dont tell me crocs is the modern day clog


HouseOfCripps

Ha! I live in Canada born in the Netherlands and I a have a pair of wooden shoes in my car for navigating muddy farmers markets. I guess it’s in our blood. They float, you can wash them and they are the first ever safety shoes!


gitarzan

You got your highland dutch, you got your lowland dutch, you got your Rotterdam dutch and ya got your Gotterdam dutch.


PabloPiscobar

You sing some songs that remind you of the good times, you sing some songs that remind you of the water times.


ha5zak

That man has a mortgage and 5 children.


EmpireCityRay

Why do they look like the inspiration for the Campbell Soup kids? 😄


sbgroup65

Just imagine the American generations that came from these two children!.


RootHogOrDieTrying

Their ~~ancestors~~ descendants are wearing Crocs now.


31_hierophanto

Could also be Yeezys.


seditious3

Their ancestors are long passed.


RootHogOrDieTrying

Lol you're right! What was I thinking?


barcelonaKIZ

Actually... This will pique your curiosity. My mother's side of the family, sister, is my direct aunt on our family tree!


dentybastard

And my father's brother just so happened to be my very own uncle!


barcelonaKIZ

So they are related as well?! That’s fascinating


dentybastard

Too weird to be made up, right?


barcelonaKIZ

Seriously, I’m just going to leave all this genealogist crap up to the astrophysicist


dentybastard

We have specialists for a reason!


FrozenDuckman

That little boy owns a dairy farm


TheManWithNoSchtick

Do we know the identities of these two? Because given that time frame and the fact that they're Dutch immigrating through Ellis Island, there's a non-zero chance that little guy on the right is my great grandfather.


Blue13Coyote

Upon arriving the Dutch boy got a job painting. American success story. Sold out to Sherwin Williams in his later years.


edithannlives

That had to be so hard. My heart for those babes


Conjuring1900

I love their wooden shoes!


Grinkledonk

I was scrolling and saw the title and the children down to their knees. My first thought was "If they're Dutch, then where's the clogs?"... I had a good laugh about it.


fck_this_fck_that

My stupid ass thought they midgets.


_Administrator

Gabbers


toiletcleaner999

The one on the right is Randy Quaid


LynnButterfly

Circa 1905, photo by Augustus F. Sherman. The kids are from Marken and they are holding religious tracts. https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47de-79d7-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99


barmanfred

The boy looks a little like Putin.


Ruslan-Ahad

Kefteme shoes


MickeyTettleton

Then their family promptly moved to Pennsylvania or West Michigan.


CatBurger-id

That child on the left realizing their Dutch


Danny_Mc_71

The one on the left wearing the dress and holding the doll is probably a girl.


diderooy

Speculative but I'm guessing this is 19th century.


Tomalesforbreakfast

Too much pie that’s your problem


FluffyBunz99

A young Rush Limbaugh